Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
>>715
Are any DQNs running their own spiders/search index?
I think I want to start one so I can stop getting the paid ads in google/ddg/diconnect
>>717
You can disable duckduckgo ads through their website, or you can just use adblocker. Although, I would just leave them enabled since I think it's a really good service and the ads aren't that annoying. As for making your own search engine, I don't really know much about that, but I'd assume it would take a ton of disk space and other resources, which means money. 4chan is your other option since its google except for people who don't want to search for things.
>>717-718
YaCy is a thing
I tried it once for and the arxiv got annoyed at me, but not severely
>>720
And obviously I decided to bump the captcha thread instead. Goddammit. Don't be a drunk idiot poster like me.
>>719
That's awesome! Thanks for showing me that. It's time to say goodbye to duckduckgo.
>>718
The cache really isn't that big if you limit it to things you could possibly search for.
I know that scrapy is a good bot script but I don't actually know anything about search indexes other than that really shit one apache made.
Remember that time everyone got worked up about mycoprotein?
Movie idea: scientists are sent in to investigate a something or other that drives everyone crazy. The hero and sole survivor is a closeted schizophrenic who already knows how to deal with hallucinations and intrusive thoughts.
Andrew Descending Amongst the Integral Tables
http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-click-fraud/
Serves them right.
Hold on just a moment, friend. Do you mean to tell me that we were kings and such?
Harriet Tubman? I'm cool wit dat.
Death by underwork.
There's something very wrong with my insides.
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME ONII-CHAN
>>734 Nobody loves a desperate whiner. Grow a pair and try again with someone else.
FUCKING LOVE ME ONEE-CHAN, YOU BAKA
>>729 I couldn't tell if anything at the bottom was real or illustrative clickbait... I clicked the silliest-sounding "A Simple, Effective Way to Reduce Infant Mortality" but I still can't tell from reading the article. Is it trying to sell me something? Why would I want a baby warmer?
I miss when homework took 20 minutes to do
like a first pass at Will Ferrell that turned out too lumpy
if jesus died for my sins, why am I filled with regret and shame
D for "don't want to"
Does she know, she's an ad?
great, another pop star I don't give a shit about died
Mortality.
>>733
Update: my insides fixed themselves and I am now 5 pounds lighter.
>>745
mabye it's not that interesting but one time when i was a teenager i tried to get high off loperamide and didn't shit for a week. it was terrible
Molality
Maybe when the machines take over, they'll make everything better for us.
Or they may decide they have a better use for our molecules and dismantle us.
Kill all robots
Now that Prince has died does that mean his music can now be posted on Youtube without being deleted?
KILL ALL HU-- er, robots
>>751
Won't you think of the poor rightsholders? Do you want them to starve on the streets?
>>754
Thank you robot overlords. I've always wanted to be dismantled.
Dismantle me onii-chan
>>754 for efficiency reasons, they'll probably use cheese graters.
Maybe highly intelligent machines are really useless because they immediately reach enlightenment.
I don't want to bathe with you.
I'm starting to get the hang of this 'taking it easy' thing.
Sometimes I wish I could be a cat.
Or just live a cat-like life without worries, that'd be nice.
>>762
Sometimes I wish I was a praying mantis, because I wish I could live off of hemolymph.
Daddy, what does regret mean?
>>764
Well, the funny thing about regret is it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done.
I like caffeine pills more than coffee. Simpler, no crotch burn if I spill 'em, and a hell of a lot cheaper.
>>766 caffeine mints are pretty good if they're strong enough. You can find some through Amazon that are like 20 - 50 mg per mint. Since caffeine is one of the things that make me not want to kill myself, I use these mints quite a bit.
>>766
You're absolutely right about everything. Getting a bottle of a hundred 200mg caffeine pills was one of the best investments I ever made.
I have ruined everything.
I am so sick
What are we going to do with all these Japanese people living on mars pretending to be Italians?
Who here loves me?
Cats are more or less nature's NEETs. When they're not sleeping 16 hours a day, they watch anime or post on anonymous forums
nut shot
I see you driving round town with the boy next door
I took a calculated risk and it all went oh so wrong.
Kind of wish the whole trendy watered-down "nerd lite" thing would finally die, as in "I like the Marvel comic book movies and played the last Mario game and watch Big Bang Theory I'm such a neeeeeerd." It's not really a big deal, it's just annoying.
I am the boy next door.
>>778
It's on its way out. I don't think anyone watches Big Bang Theory anymore.
WHEN WILL WE LEARN TO LOVE?! LOVE AND PEACE! NOT WAR!
Popuko and Pipimi
>>778
Seems like it is becoming ubiquitous and permanent to me. Half due to the digital revolution, half due to the (to me) surprising effectiveness of marketing nerd culture to straight laced suburban kids. They've never smoked "dope" or heard a radio station not owned by clear channel, but they have Steam on their computers and they're going to comic con!
That feeling of being an outcast and a rebel without having any actual experience of either. The mode of escape for young americans has changed, post-hippies.
This isn't a 'kids these days' post so much as it is a rant about the commercialisation of a culture that is kinda sorta mine. I'm equally annoyed by David Bowie and his imitators aping fags for buxx.
I'm just glad people liking stuff I don't like won't hurt me! Ain't it great to have a heart that's ticking, and a body that's pooping. LOVE AND PEACE! NOT WAR!
Love in pieces my friend.
<b>502 Bad Gateway</b>
nginx/1.0.15
I can't remember the whole thought, but it was something about how you can win any argument by saying the last word that the person you're arguing with said. But that doesn't sound right.
>>778
You pressured me to post this.
It seems to me that all those things will only become more popular in the future. I think that at some point, they will stop being a "nerd" thing, or the whole concept or nerds will radically change from social outcast to just having a marked interest in superhero movies or whatever (I think that's an undergoing change i.e. nerd-lite).
In hindsight, Big Bang Theory, of all things, has been a reliable witness, perfectly documenting the perception shift on stuff that's nerdy. I mean, it's called the Big Bang Theory, the big bang being the protagonist banging his neighbour. It was originally marketed as a nerd constantly trying but failing to hook up with the hot chick, like some Willy E Coyote trying to catch the Roadrunner. I'm pretty sure the writers meant for the nerd protagonist to hook up with her at the very end too. I mean, I can't confirm it, but I'm pretty sure that was the whole idea. As nerd stuff became more and more aceptable, the nerdy coproganists gradually become more socially adapted with stable relationships and stuff, to the point where TBBT's premise is becoming nigh-indistinguishable from Friends. The Big Bang happened preemptively because nerds hooking up with chicks is no longer a thing for the imagination.
While many people disagree with my views. I chose them carefully. I understand that they are wrong. That is why I changed them. While many people agree with my views. That many people being those who wander in obscurity. I chose them carefully. I understand that they are right. That is why I'm keeping them.
I think I scared this guy on accident. If I were a meaner man, I would take advantage of this opportunity (especially since he's been such an asshole to me), but in all honesty, I just want him to feel safe.
"Snap judgments can be made in a snap because they are frugal, and if we want to protect our snap judgments, we have to take steps to protect that frugality." That's from some book I haven't read.
Im probably fucking stupid. Interpla
Penne is the new spaghetti
Please someone! Tell me that I'm doing something wrong. I know I am. I'm doing it on purpose! I just wanted you to say something! I know it was the wrong way to go about it, but... ...no one ever notices me anyways.
Every lap is a victory lap.
I'm the pinnacle of reasonable. I'm a reasonable guy. I can't help it. I might give you some advice you don't like, but it's for your own good. I can't help who I am. When someone asked me would you like to be wrong or would you like to be reasonable, I answered I wanted to be reasonable (it being the most reasonable choice).
i'm not gonna crack. am i?
It's funny to think that people actually fall for sheeky/leeky forums
captcha:yo
>>801
Imagine being the one guy that got a sheeky forums account. You go there every day, read through the threads, come up with witty replies, try to make a name for yourself even though nobody ever acknowledges your existence. There are millions of people talking about images you can't see and making references that don't make any sense, and the weirdest thing is that none of them seem to care about the forum; they create an account, make one post, and never show up again. It's like everyone else is in on this huge joke and you can't begin to imagine what it is.
Ha!
Don't give up on your dreams! Don't give up on life! You're a human! Don't let anyone tell you different! Every sky scraper, every plane, every discovery was made by a human!
I don't want to make fun of him, but seriously, this offsite programmer guy has a Sonic avatar and his current state just says "Sonic...". Like come on, you're testing my limits here.
Oh yeah he's a really cute boy.
damn.
Every failure was just a stepping stone on the path to success! PEACE AND LOVE! NOT WAR!
I hope they kill this guy off.
100% loin
I'd rather be evil than stupid.
I'd rather be happy than smart.
I wish I knew ! ! ! ! ! ! :-)
I hope I'm not an ornery person
The Internet is a very small, or I'm being stalked. I think it's both.
I've accidentally seen my dad's porn more times than he's seen mine.