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642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 09:41

>>640
I'd be down with that.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 17:19

My butt is not cute.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 18:11

I want blues scale wind chimes, so the wind has a chance of playing some Howlin' Wolf now and then.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 21:37

I wish I knew more people I could play Mahjong with

646 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8261 21:40

>>645
Come over

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 22:55

>>640
DQNzine sounds really cool. Like, totes underground and hip!

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 23:01

Dope Quality Newspapers

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 23:50

I feel like a fool now. Somebody stop me!

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 01:07

My deja vu always ends in me thinking "and then I had deja vu, and I thought 'and then I had deja vu.'"

651 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8262 03:07

>>635
I suspect that's not the title, just a translation of all the text on the cover. I wouldn't say
...Planet Porno Bombards Earth With Sex Rays!... Send For Flesh! The Space Age Sex Spoof That Is Out Of This World Flesh Gordon The Special Edition Contains Many Scenes Previously Banned By The Censor Not To Be Confused With The Original "Flash Gordon"
is the title of a American porno, for instance. Since JAV films have codes, they don't necessarily have an incentive to ensure that one piece of text on the front cover is a short phrase that is very obviously the identifying mark of the video.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 03:36

If there weren't hairdressers, we'd all be cutting our hair like fingernails.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 03:49

>>647
And since we have an imageboard now it wouldn't be hard to compile and distribute it.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 07:27

I'm getting those 2:27 AM blues.

655 Name: (L„tMG) : 1993-09-8262 14:32

>>645
I assume you mean riichi mahjong, I play a lot on pairon, a game on niconico douga. We should play together sometime!

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 17:26

I would wear one of those Caucasians shirts that all the Tumblr people think are funny, but I don't want people to think I'm a Tumblr person.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 20:41

>>656
I find them really amusing, but I may be prime tumblr material.
I don't want to visit tumblr and confirm my suspicions though.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 21:04

A sticky bunny.

659 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8262 22:22

>>656
What's a "Caucasians" shirt?

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 22:29

Who am I kidding, I don't even know what complex analysis is.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 22:57

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 23:01

I need to go to bed.

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 13:11

>>661 I don't know why, but when people use the term Caucasian to describe white people, it rubs me the wrong way. Seems like a dumb term to use. As far as I know, none of my family is from the Caucasus region. Just use "white", okay? You're not going to hurt anyone's feelings.

Come to think of it, it might be annoying to me because only Tumblr-style people and government forms use the term "Caucasian".

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 18:32

>>663
Sorry, we didn't mean to be edgy and offend. I see you're not a caucasian, so I'll stop calling you that, so I don't hurt you're way of living. Tumblr is seen as a iƒsite„/i that you can make posts about your feelings. There is a great deal of opposition to this web. One might say that it is popular to oppose. If one were not to, he might not be on the in crowd. We qirwouldn'tq/ir want to offend people who want to be offended. Do you catch my drift?

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 21:30

>>663
That's the point. I guess? I mean, native americans aren't from India, ya know?

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 21:55

What am I doing with my life?

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 22:14

How often do you read a post here and think "hmmm that sounds like something I would say" and you check the timestamp and, "I proablby did make that post"

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 23:36

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 23:38

>>667
many times I am not sure especially in old threads...

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 23:42

I Came For The Motorbikes But Annoyed By The Boobs

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 02:26

>>664 I'm multiply triggered by your post and demand compensation in the form of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 03:21

>>671
Here's a bunch: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Sorry for the inconvenience.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 03:52

>>672 thanks!

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 04:21

What font does 4-ch use? I installed Mona but the text art is still fucked.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 04:52

>>674
font-family: Mona,'MS PGothic' !important;

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 07:03

>>675
Thank you.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 10:48

I bought my first domain! I'm going to be deliberately annoyingly vague about it until I put something on it!

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 11:39

How's about I conformally map your face into a bloody pulp!

679 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8264 18:39

(L•௰• ) I miss those bears!

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 21:33

Something is wrong...

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 08:48

I don't remember what fake google search I wanted to post.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 16:06

http://bienvenidoainternet.org/0/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 17:32

Well, it's halfway to being a catgirl, I suppose.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 19:04

I prefer a gatgirl, myself. I like them a little more rooty-tooty.

685 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8265 19:26

Go away bears! ⁽⁽◝(L༎ຶꉺ`௰༎ຶꉺ` )◜⁾⁾ ʕథ౪థʔʕథ౪థʔ

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 21:35

Our lives are vacuously devoid of meaning, Onii-chan!

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 01:55

Shawarma isn't all that good really.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 02:22

>>689 I really disagree with you a lot. Unless you live in a US city where any place that serves "sharwama" is basically giving you a gyro with a different name attached.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 04:54

Have I been doxxed, or is it a coincidence?

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 06:11

>>691
Who are you?

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 12:15

>>692
Donny

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 15:00

I'm having a hard time not only telling whether some old posts are mine or not, but also whether I'm getting reposted too. What a troublesome sensation.

695 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8266 18:20

>>693
It was just coincidence, Donny. I was thinking of Donny from th Big Lebowski.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 19:21

If something is worth doing then it's worth doing to excess.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 19:42

MS says EEHHHHH ITS KIND OF IMPORTANT

698 Name: Donny : 1993-09-8266 20:22

>>695
Alright, cool. I was worried for a second.

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 22:13

Let me tell you guys about millennials. So basically they're the worst thing ever. They take everything for granted. They follow ridiculous fashion trends. They don't enjoy the classics. They're overly idealistic. And what angers me the most is that they're complete hypocrites. It makes me embarassed to be a millennial.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 22:17

The future will be exactly like the present but slightly different.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 00:49

Fuck, I'm an asshole. I'm sorry everybody, mostly in real life.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 01:43

I would describe myself as a pacifist. Yes, I've never had an opportunity to fight someone in my life, but I'd imagine that if I did get the chance, I would choose not to.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 08:30

the pukey bitch kind of looks like a young megu-nee

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 08:56

Reddit is 4chan for normal people, which somehow makes it a lot worse.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 14:18

>>704
What does that make 4-ch?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 15:11

>>705
It makes it 4chan for 4-ch people.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 15:54

>>704
Now that I think about it, Facebook is 4chan for people with profile images.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 16:52

Well I guess I'm implicitly racist.

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 18:02

So the stupid app really is called procreate.
Huh.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 18:32

>>707
YouTube is pretty much 4chan as well. Except it's for people who post videos.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 18:39

Plos One is 4chan for scientists.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 18:50

I think my brain is overheating.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 20:59

Quick! To the analysis cave!

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 21:04

You can only get at it sideways.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 02:43

Google is 4chan for people who want to search for things.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 02:53

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 02:58

>>715
Are any DQNs running their own spiders/search index?
I think I want to start one so I can stop getting the paid ads in google/ddg/diconnect

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 03:36

>>717
You can disable duckduckgo ads through their website, or you can just use adblocker. Although, I would just leave them enabled since I think it's a really good service and the ads aren't that annoying. As for making your own search engine, I don't really know much about that, but I'd assume it would take a ton of disk space and other resources, which means money. 4chan is your other option since its google except for people who don't want to search for things.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 04:24

>>717-718
YaCy is a thing
I tried it once for and the arxiv got annoyed at me, but not severely

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 04:28

>>719
for kicks*

Captcha: shit

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 04:45

>>720
And obviously I decided to bump the captcha thread instead. Goddammit. Don't be a drunk idiot poster like me.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 06:00

>>719
That's awesome! Thanks for showing me that. It's time to say goodbye to duckduckgo.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 17:14

>>718
The cache really isn't that big if you limit it to things you could possibly search for.
I know that scrapy is a good bot script but I don't actually know anything about search indexes other than that really shit one apache made.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 19:01

Remember that time everyone got worked up about mycoprotein?

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 19:16

>>724
Mycoprotein is the powerhouse of the cell

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 23:35

420

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 04:05

Movie idea: scientists are sent in to investigate a something or other that drives everyone crazy. The hero and sole survivor is a closeted schizophrenic who already knows how to deal with hallucinations and intrusive thoughts.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 20:30

Andrew Descending Amongst the Integral Tables

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 21:58

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 22:44

Hold on just a moment, friend. Do you mean to tell me that we were kings and such?

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 22:46

Harriet Tubman? I'm cool wit dat.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 00:33

Death by underwork.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 06:34

There's something very wrong with my insides.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 09:59

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME ONII-CHAN

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 14:57

>>734 Nobody loves a desperate whiner. Grow a pair and try again with someone else.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 16:18

FUCKING LOVE ME ONEE-CHAN, YOU BAKA

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 18:11

>>729 I couldn't tell if anything at the bottom was real or illustrative clickbait... I clicked the silliest-sounding "A Simple, Effective Way to Reduce Infant Mortality" but I still can't tell from reading the article. Is it trying to sell me something? Why would I want a baby warmer?

738 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8270 19:29

I miss when homework took 20 minutes to do

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 20:00

like a first pass at Will Ferrell that turned out too lumpy

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 00:27

if jesus died for my sins, why am I filled with regret and shame

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 01:08

D for "don't want to"

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