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560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 21:58

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 22:01

>>559
Sounds like a good way to earn money on one of those streaming sites, crossdress and do math.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 22:55

>>552
I do.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 23:00

How I Got From "Just be yourself" To "Just kill yourself" in Twenty Minutes Flat

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 23:23

>>561
I never thought of that, but maybe you're right. I wonder if I could make enough to fund a PhD...

565 Name: (ijĪij) : 1993-09-8453 23:24

Damn, we never got part 2 of Cool Candy Cave

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 08:55

>>565
still working on it

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 12:00

Goodbye, real life.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 12:02

What do normal people think about?

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 12:46

>>568
Probably about getting some shiny new thing they can barely afford - let alone need - or some new clothes.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 13:46

>>568
They think, "What do normal people think about?"

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 14:29

I'm so tired of custom thumbnails on youtube, all those gross, retarded "reaction faces" with over-exaggerated emotions.

Seriously, what happened to the good old plain smile? Why does it have to be nothing short of mouth getting pulled apart by hooks? Why does it have to be jaw so agape, it's almost hitting knees? Why does a frown involve so many contracted muscles, the face looks like an anus?

572 Name: (ijĪij) : 1993-09-8454 16:45

>>566
Where are you going to be publishing it

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 19:07

I wish this fucking cough would go away.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 19:35

Hey >>570! I liked your post, and wanted to give you thisR(*LցM*)) as a token of my gratitude

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 21:25

>>574
Lucky him...

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 21:42

Quill your shelf.

577 Name: 🔔 : 1993-09-8454 22:26

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 22:29

You and me bro, monkey movie marathon.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 23:03

Oh ah yeah yea sure.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 00:30

I'm down

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 00:34

>>541
I'm thinking clown is the way to go. And then if everyone else does it that just adds to the effect.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 03:48

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583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 08:10

>>581 A few people have told me if anyone dressed as a clown comes near them, they will get a punch in the face (in light of the recent clown attacks)

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 11:11

Cute girl in non-Euclidean geometry.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 12:18

>>583
If I had to guess, I'd say attacks against clowns are more common than attacks by clowns. But yeah, bad Halloween idea.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 14:53

>>585
Police actually issued recommendations to clowns in gun-dense areas so they avoid getting shot.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 17:04

never liked clowns.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 17:30

Baneposting is at least partially a manifestation of an old joke, the idea that literary analysis is so bullshit that it could find meaning in literally anything.

>For example, only analyzing the conflicts within the Plane Scene would encompass at least the battle between good vs evil, terrorism vs the CIA, big vs small, master plan vs flight plan, control vs chaos etc.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 17:35

>>588
GCSE english lit was just 2 years of me repeating "yes dear, very insightful, but what if the author wasn't as clever as you think you're making yourself sound, and just wanted to write a story?" internally.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 20:01

i want a garden where there are no colors

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 21:37

I don't dislike my housemate, but from a utilitarian point of view I think he should die.

592 Name: 🔔 : 1993-09-8455 22:35

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 00:02

convinced there have been actual literal fist fights between the "alte hexe" and "alter keks" factions

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 00:54

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 02:11

Halloween is sure going to be fun with all these clowns running about.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 07:38

I always go out for dinner on Halloween to avoid the tiny sugar fiends at my door.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 08:57

For Haloween I stay home and close all windows. If someone knock the door I pretend to not be here. Fuck Halloween!

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 09:06

>>594
Do you live inside of a pyramid?

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 11:40

Well, this is nice.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 16:28

I have shitton of work but I don't wanna doooo iiiiit

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 17:46

I need to masturbate today. What a pain

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 19:59

I just want to snuggle.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 20:50

I just want to punch you in the nuts.

Nothing personal, you understand.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 21:00

I just want to smuggle.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 22:13

🔔

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 23:00

STRUGGLE SNUGGLE

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 01:31

(E🔔E)

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 03:08

fuck you

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 04:56

... Inside the room is a large collection of pick up advice, which the man is free to consult. A woman passes messages through a mail slot...

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 05:08

I wish we all live in 3D worlds with 3D smiles

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 11:26

In the land of the autists, the man with aspergers is king.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 11:37

stop laughing you fucking hyena (E🔔E)

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 11:49

A girl wearing odd socks can be a very cute thing indeed.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 13:45

inferiority complex - A persistent sense of inadequacy or a tendency to self-diminishment, sometimes resulting in excessive aggressiveness through overcompensation.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 19:23

Finally talked to her. She's a ditz.

What a letdown.

616 Name: (ijĪij) : 1993-09-8457 19:42

Chemistry is really all about taking it easy

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 21:01

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about chemistry to dispute it!

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 21:04

All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 23:17

Hey >>610! I liked your post, and wanted to give you thisR(*LցM*)) as a token of my gratitude

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 23:51

where's the kyary pamyu pamyu x sophie collab ffffuck

621 Name: (ijĪij) : 1993-09-8458 00:23

>>618
Giant step each day

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 00:28

🔔🔔

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 00:46

>>572
I lied, I'm not actually working on it...OTL

but I do want to write part 2 eventually!! I'll publish in the next DQN zine.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 02:04

faaaaaaaarrt

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 04:30

<insert story about randomly and partially populated arrays of pointers, zero-indexing, the left shift operator, and intermittent segfaults>

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 06:59

>>621
Homo Spiritualized

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 07:40

I am acutely aware that time is important and that I must plan, but I don't know what to plan. A year from now I will be thinking "Oh no, if only I had planned and implemented said plan, I would be in a much better place than I am now."

Now I know how the man who decided how many toothbrushes to make in the USSR felt.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 07:56

>>627 Plans only open the door to disappointment, it's better to act impulsively, with the determination to always push harder and harder.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 09:21

I thought with one ball gone my scrotum might shrink down a bit but nah, it's like a golf ball rolling around in a pillowcase down there

its fuckin weird tbh

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 10:08

Cute girl sleepily poking her head out from under the duvet, then, through her dishevelled hair and half-closed eyelids there's a flash of recognition as she remembers that real life sucks, before she rolls over and goes back to sleep.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 20:36

Cute girl learning a new DVCS.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 01:26

ugly girl hates cute girl, becomes radical feminist to channel that powerful sexual frustration into societal destruction

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 01:27

Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Has no PRESENTS. Has no PRESENCE.
In the FUTURE.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 02:33

Medieval peasant who thought a clumsy girl would be moe as a wife now dying of thirst because she broke all his water jugs

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 13:41

>>581,583,585-587,595
Please stay safe if you are brave to dress as a clown. It's like a horror movie with roles reversed, it's like playing as a clown in Space Station 13: http://www.fox5ny.com/news/211554091-story

What did America do to screw up the image of clowns so much and instil fear of them in the heart of an average citizen?

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 15:14

>>635
the clowns did that to themselves...I know I was always freaked out by them when I was young, but it's down to an uneasy buzz now

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 16:56

An obese child has slipped and fallen into a well. She luckily managed to grab the barbell lying across its mouth, but her grip is slipping and she's moments from death. I show up, muscles bulging through my tank top. "Need a lift?"

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 19:12

ugly girl deciding to FtM to fit in better

639 Name: 🔔 : 1993-09-8459 21:43

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 22:01

Hey >>599! I liked your post, and wanted to give you thisR(*LցM*)) as a token of my gratitude

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 01:41

>>623
Maybe you could include it in the booklet cover of the next DQN Electronics laserdisc?

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 01:55

What a weird movie. Everything was covered in dirt, dust, and water

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 02:31

>>636
Here, in Europe, I was annoyed of their antics, not scared by them. It wasn't a fear of the clowns but rather a fear of getting chosen to be dragged to the stage which would likely involve "I don't wanna", having to go anyway and making a fool of myself in front of the laughing crowd — and, worse, in front of my friends and family.

I have never got picked.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 09:33

You could easily imagine a chaotic good paladin. Basically Batman except you beat the shit out of demons and necromancers wherever you find them. Paladins get a bad rap because most rule systems make them fucking gay as hell.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 12:08

an rpg without player choice is just a glorified book

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 12:21

How much time and money would be saved worldwide if everyone knew simple shortcuts, even basic ones like ctrl-backspace? It would probably be the end of the 40-hour work week.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 13:36

If I have a fourth night with less than 4 hours of sleep, my brain will shut down.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 19:25

>>645 Nothing wrong with that?

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 19:51

Cute girl at kumoricon frustrated at the lag on the stepmania machine

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 20:22

>>644
Lots of people have pointed out that the alignment system is dumb, that L/C and G/E aren't treated as properly orthogonal by the rules, blah blah blah. I'd like to propose something different.

Back before the eAf, D&D had just Lawful/Neutral/Chaotic. This was taken directly from Weird Tales-esque fiction, significantly Moorcock. The alignments were directly embedded into the settings of those stories, though: there were tangible (well, sometimes) forces of Law and Chaos at work, and heroes were often servants of one of the other, willingly or not. Good and Evil were complex shades of relativism and perspective, Law and Chaos weren't. This worked, because lots of DMs wanted to run those sorts of settings and the liked those rules.

Sometime before the eAf, a Good-Evil axis was added. I've never seen an authoritative reason for why, but my private suspicions are that the games at the time, which were huge, multi-group affairs, wanted to use alignment as a way of distinguishing individual factions of players, and L/N/C wasn't enough. This way, G/N/E would represent a character's individual motivation, and L/N/C would represent how that character was being used by destiny (partially affected, of course, by the character's own desires).

Most games these days don't use Moorcockian settings, and instead leave alignment to be a rough approximation of personality. This leads to bizarre arguments over whether Robin Hood was Lawful (for sticking to a personal code) or Chaotic (for choosing a code that differs from the local legal authority's), and to whether one's alignment changes when crossing international borders.

The upshot, I think, is that paladins' alignment restrictions make perfect sense, but only if you have a setting in which alignment directly means gserves THIS higher power, intentionally or noth, and in which those higher powers happen to be labelled LG. In that situation, for example, falling makes perfect sense: it's not so much that the paladin is being punished for not toeing the line as that, through whatever circumstances (intentional or not), the character's destiny is no longer moving in the direction LG wants it to go, and it makes sense for LG to cut losses. (Of course, that's still not a very fun mechanic for the way today's games are played, where players are supposed to have personal connections to every character they play and write up a backstory and blah blah blah.)

A Batman-like paladin, in such a Moorcockian setting, would be a perfect candidate for a semi-willing servant of a paladin-sponsoring entity. But, since alignments operated in scales of conflicts far beyond human understanding, you could easily have situations in which Law says gActually, as part of our final endgame, Robin needs to die right here, so your healing powers are temporarily revoked. Good job punching those demons, though!h.

(Of course, the best thing would be for DMs to alter the rules they use in order to thematically support the setting they want to run. Alignments would usually be the first thing to go.)

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 20:34

I have been programming all day and I have also had rather some rum and I'm still going strong. Today is a Fucking

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 21:41

Go find yourself.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 23:22

>>652 I'm right where I last left me.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 04:20

irreparably lonely

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 04:48

you gotta do the cooking by the book

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 06:07

""If the numbers go up werr having more fun

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 10:42

>>650 I don't have anything to add but I wanted you to know that I read this post and enjoyed it very much, thank you.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 13:26

Your dick can't even get hard enough to please your woman, yet you get turned on by watching me fuck her in front of you? You're pathetic. Now watch and jack off like the sorry excuse for a man that you are as I give your wife pleasure beyond anything she has ever dreamed of. She will beg for more and more of my alpha god cock. The blood of a thousand generations of sex legends will course through my hot, throbbing, perfectly sculpted member as it pumps life juice into your beloved's womb. Then with the force of a linear activator it will continue to thrust unholy pleasure into every orifice of her shivering flesh, permeating her innards, joining us together as a single entity, Armilus; her sweet vaginal folds will widen to envelop me, and the glorious junction of our carnal desire will shatter the skies. The earth will split in twain and from the foul sulfurous depths will arise a slithering army of impish roachmen. Darkness is law. Bow to your Lord. Bow and cum.

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 16:56

Cat got bored of its own body heat and decided to siphon mine instead. Adorable shitbag.

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