A nipple in the hand is worth two in the bush

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/

>>432 must be rigged, there are more than 6 votes

>>467
Don't need any help getting lesbian scat porn thank you for the offer. It is however too rare that they use ass to mouth tubes between two girls instead of just piping their own hot brown desert through it. There could do to be more like that, maybe 69 with both girls running a tube from each other's mouth to their ass.

dqn: haha poop jokes
me: hey let's talk about problems in society and what we can do to fix them
dqn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE only poop and weeb topics allowed
me: why are you like this
dqn: TROLL!!!!!! only a troll would want to post about anything other then the like 4-5 topics we repeat ad infinitum

than*
not then

http://4-ch.net/politics/
http://4-ch.net/debate/

>>473 It's not about the actual discussion for these "people", it's about winning converts, or at the very least silencing dissenting opinions by drowning them in endless shitposting. It's a classic forum sliding technique, it happened on /po/, it happened on 2ch. It doesn't matter if you're coherent or even factually correct, just post and keep posting; inundate the board with shit until the entire original userbase is so disgusted that they leave the board. Then it can be colonized and turned into yet another political echo chamber.

This guy claims to have been here since the beginning (14+ years ago!) and yet is unfamiliar with basic textboard etiquette (like not shitposting the entire board to death) or terminology (like ネトウヨ).

Tubgirl for president.

http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1127516543/
Part II is required it seems.
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>>473
Those boards get maybe 2 or 3 non-spam posts per year.

>>476
I haven't been here consistently. I was on 4-ch, world4ch, and some other textboards back in the day, but I took a multi-year hiatus. I think the first board I posted on was /o/ on 4chan, then I got into /lounge/ and /prog/ on world4ch. Then I branched out into a lot of other boards before giving up on these kinds of sites for a very long time. So I'm an oldfag who has taken a long break and recently come back. That means I'm not deeply entrenched in your echo chamber, but I'm not new either.

But you know what? It's good to get outside your bubble. I can't imagine posting on the same sites, living in the same city, only surrounding yourself with people who are exactly like you, etc. for years and years. I gotta change it up. I'm just visiting, but it's not the same. That's the thing -- this site seems the same, but it's me who has changed. It would be weird to not change over time.

Think of where you were years ago. Now compare that to today. Are you the same? Why or why not? I hope you're not in the same place. That'd mean you're going nowhere.

Also, I think academia has been a huge influence on me, and it's definitely contributed to who I am now. No offense or anything, but how many of you didn't go to college?

>>480 Yeah. I post on lots of boards too. You seem to be under the weird impression that you're the only one that visits multiple websites and everyone else here lives in some kind of eternal nostalgia-bubble of ancient 2ch memes and AA art. Not every website you visit has to cater to every single interest you have, that's why it's possible to visit more than one, you know?

>>482
I never said you don't visit multiple sites, just that this site's culture is antiquated. Maybe you use Snapchat and GitHub and Hacker News. Maybe you use Slack and Discord and GroupMe and shit too. I don't know. But the fact of the matter is that this site seems like it's still stuck in the early 2000s.

Personally I like that this place hasn't changed much. After a while of navigating the social-media integrated, 600mb of javascript to display a .jpg having, data harvesting cancerous modern web, it's nice to come here and find a place that not only reminds of the "good old days" but is also fairly active.

Besides, you're all acting like I'm the only person who's more political these days. Guess what? More people are political than in the past. A lot of people are really fucking pissed off. Way more than a decade or two ago. So it's not a conspiracy of people trying to invade your board. It's just that people are really fucking mad and increasingly political pretty much everywhere now. I am not the only one like this. There are a lot of modern political issues that either affect my everyday life or have the ability to affect my everyday life in the near future if current trends don't stop. It's in my own best interests to advocate for the issues that matter to me. And no, I don't just post it here. I post political shit elsewhere too!

I'm Canadian so your political shit is irrelevant to me. Since I am one of the 6 users on DQN, you are now required to post 1/6ths less political shit.

None of us up here are really fucking mad and increasingly political. Unless laughing at Trump claiming that people are smuggling shoes over the US-Canada border counts. Sorry.

whups what happened to my quotes

>>486
Canadian, huh? Justin Trudeau is a piece of shit.

>>487
I am talking about in the grand scheme of things. As in, not just the few people who use this site. A lot of people are more political than before. I am not talking about this site's user base. I am talking about real life.

>>489
He looks really dreamy in traditional Indian clothing though. After politics I hope he starts a career in scat porn.

>>483

>this site seems stuck almost a decade into the future

Whoa there Buck Rogers, good design doesn’t go bad just because some retard puts out a newer product that autoplays music when you load the page, kareha will never be out of fashion

>>485
Then leave your shit elsewhere, no one else here is spamming every thread because they think anyone else cares about their top 10 fortnight white genocide conspiracy theories and figit spinner unboxing.

>>490
(・ω・) You don’t seem to grasp the scope of this.
(・ω・) This is the Elitist Superstructure, there is no grander scheme and no other more real life.

>>490 I am talking solely about this site. And on this site, you are the only one that feels the need to make every thread about their politics, and by extension, about themselves, on an otherwise anonymous board. Frankly I don't care what your politics are, but even more frankly, from what parts of it I was subjected to, I think we'd agree on more things than we'd disagree on. Still doesn't mean I want to see them plastered all over the front page and the thread list.

>>491 I know this post is ironic but Trudeau really is cute. He gives off this vibe of silent willpower that reminds me of '90s David Duchovny (who I also thought was super cute)

http://4-ch.net/img/src/1529985427398.jpg

>>495
don't click

I don't give a shit about political crap as long as that keeps the fucking ironic nazi away, honestly.

>>496
Click with dick.

I really hope these new STRONG flavored すっぱムーチョ stay around for awhile, they're the best thing to happen since pineapple chuhai

500GET

kareha is not "good design", it's such a huge pile of shit with ancient bugs never fixed and nonexistent mod tools that even waha himself shut his own board down because he couldn't keep it from being spammed to death

not to say there's anything wrong with the textboard format, but kareha itself

>>492

>kareha will never be out of fashion

Even 2ch and Futaba have slowly changed their functionality. You're just trying to cope with the fact 4-ch has no devs.

Is a wine-tasting class an echo chamber because all they talk about is wine? I've never really thought about this place as a "community" or a "bubble", just a place that some kinda interesting elitist dokyuns hang out

>>503
If there's no inane political screeching, it's an echo chamber.

My high school math teacher got some glamour shots for her facebook page and is taking selfies showing cleavage...

what

>>505
Why are you looking up your high school math teacher on facebook?

>>506
S-she showed up as a suggestion! It's not like I was looking for her or anything! Don't get any weird ideas!

>>503
But have you heard arguments and disagreements about wine?

If you haven't, and you can bring wine for the group to sample, you can put this to the test!

>>508 Yes, wine, discussing wine, in a wine-tasting class...

>>504
Any group of like-minded people is an "echo chamber" to /pol/tards.

>>510
Are you really expecting a person filling a niche textboard with /pol/ shit to understand how social interactions work?

>>511
Yeah dude, being politically conscious is so much worse than being someone who posts about scat porn and anime.

I made cum

You can’t win comparing yourself to anime and scat porn, the combinaton of those two is basically the gate to Nirvana.

>>512 This idea that one could be "worse", what is this scale you're measuring against?

captcha: shrugable

>>515
The amount of fecal waste involved, obviously

So guys, what's your opinion on santorum?

I think santorum should contest Trump in the next primary and try to restore the spirit of the Republican Party.

It's also really gross, that's why I don't top when I'm having bumsex.

>>513
hey me too
here's one I prepared earlier

The elitist superstructure of 90% meta-discussion

being self-referential is bad, never acknowledge the existence of the place you're on or the people you're talking to

i am so much better than everyone else for not having political views

strong opinions? ha! that's for plebs

I’m so much better than everyone else for caring strongly about which sports team I root for, every post in every thread must be either a “Go Habs” or a “Fuck za Leaves!”
No other post should be allowed to exist, every thread must know that we’re going to win the cup this year.

imagine comparing politics to sports

sports outcomes = who gives a shit, doesn't affect anything

bad political outcome = your life is fucked

good political outcome = it's all good, brah

bad/good political outcome in another country = who gives a shit, doesn't affect anything

(more accurately "even if I gave a shit I couldn't affect anything")

meanwhile depending on which world cup team wins, my windows may or may not get smashed, making it far more relevant to my life

>>523 imagine being such a naive american teenager that you literally think this

american politics is literally a circus to keep the retarded plebs (like you) entertained while the military-industrial complex keeps on doing the same things it's been doing for the last 80 years.

>>525 i'm not american, that was the entire point of my post

>>524
what country are you in? you really think elections don't affect anything? unbelievably stupid of you to think that way then
>>525

>hurfdurf, reform doesn't do anything
>being apathetic is the intelligent stance to take
>i'm so much better than people who care

either you're all fucking retarded or just contrarians

>>527 the fucking retard is you if you unironically think voting for a different puppet next time is the way to achieve reform

it's a fucking circus designed to draw attention and energy away from achieving ACTUAL change and channel it into achieving meaningless change. judging from the way dumbasses like yourself are still being duped into thinking that getting trump to add vegan ice cream to the white house dinner menu or whatever the fuck is SUPER IMPORTANT OMG it looks like it's working smashingly.

americans are the most cringe people on the fucking planet, imagine being a normal human being and being surrounded by obese screeching goblins wearing shit stained khaki shorts and arguing about politics in the same manner you'd argue over sony vs nintendo

i feel sorry for the americans who aren't like that but luckily (?) there aren't that many, the vast vast majority are screeching shart goblins

>>528

>heh, I'm superior for being apathetic and not trying to change anything
>if someone votes, that means they don't do anything else at all in order to try and change things
>le status quo faux-rational face
>legislation, lobbying, events, organizing groups, bringing awareness to issues -- fuck that!
>activists are the REAL SHEEP
>I am so smart for allowing other people to change society in ways that harm me -- and I don't do ANYTHING about it!

wew laddie

>>531 who are you quoting, because i didn't say any of those things?

hopeless retards

also, going to some dipshit college student rally and chanting slogans is part of the "meaningless change" i mentioned

maybe if you'd actually gone to english class instead of skipping school to block the road and screech at drumpf for more food stamps you'd be able to read, sweetie

Le Reddit

I'm not that earlier guy, but I guess I do feel a bit superior to be able to find contentment in whatever political landscape life throws me into. Being aware that I can't do anything about it makes it easier to accept and love my current situation, and see there's plenty of things to be happy about even if the big bad man won the election because the general masses are dumb and can't see they're manipulated by biased media. Oh well then ┐('〜`；)┌ Better than whinging like a baby about the way things are

all americans should be lined up and shot

GO HOME YANKEE

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The reason political discussion is frowned upon isn't because caring about politics is bad, it's because most people are fucking retarded when it comes to politics regardless of their ideology.

There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grab-ass-tic pieces of amphibian shit!

test

captcha: kein

>>536

> I have absolutely no stake at all, not being poor or a marginalized minority, thus I don't give a shit about the political landscape, and I look with contempt at the people who do have a risk of losing what little liberties they have left thus are necessarily deeply invested into politics because I have little empathy for anybody outside my immediate social circle.

I'd shoot you first.

> Also I can't write whining for some reason

>>536
When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for the Jews,
I remained silent;
I wasn't a Jew.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.

>>544 Hehehe! None of that is true or relevant to what I said, and you're making assumptions based on these misinterpretations you've made.

>>545 If I meant "whining", I'd have said "whining"

>>546
They came for the palmists, but I wasn’t a palmist so I did nothing
They came for the bungee jumpers, but I wasn’t a bungee jumper so I did nothing
They came for the players’ agents, but I wasn’t a players’ agent so I did nothing
They came for the Charles Manson fans, but I wasn’t a Charles Manson fan so I did nothing
They came for the reflexologists, but I wasn’t a reflexologist so I did nothing
They came for the camp TV chefs, but I wasn’t a camp TV chef so I did nothing
They came for the RoMos, I laughed
They came for the martial arts enthusiasts, but I wasn’t a martial arts enthusiast so I did nothing
They came for Katie Hopkins and I think I’m right in saying I applauded
They came for the fire-eaters, but I wasn’t a fire-eater so I did nothing
They came for Dani Behr, I said she’s over there, behind the wardrobe

don't flirt with Islam

don't play with fire

Sadness.

They came for all the weird people, but they never came for me.

I feel mildly insulted by that.

Bots were always the nicest players.

imagine if goku and frieza didn't fight irl

instead, they fought on twitter

i'm charging up my doxx bomb! people of the world, please lend your google-fu!

summoning the seven dragon ball moderators to unban your friend's account (banned = dead basically)

power level = number of followers

I miss being alive...

ecofascists: we're fucking up the planet, please stop, we have too many people are at this rate we're going to do irreparable damage to earth, which will doom us all. immigration is bad. population growth is bad. let's not destroy the earth.

liberals: nah bruh let's argue about dudes putting dicks in their asses and why I am morally superior to everyone for being pro-dick-in-ass, fuck the environment, recycling is all you need to do lol. it doesn't matter if you actually help the planet or not, all that matters is public perception, even if it's not accurate. i want people to think i am a good person even if i'm not.

conservatives: hell yeah let's ignore real problems and talk about dicks in asses and why I hate them, fuck the environment. glad we can at least agree about that issue.

ecofascists: guys, listen... we're fucking shit up and we need to drastically change the way we live our lives

liberals: shut the fuck up you fucking nazis. owned.

I think about that Penn & Teller's Bullshit episode about recycling a lot.

>>555
shut the fuck up, nazi. owned.

>>557
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUZmF-tVoAArabV.jpg

i know fascists are fucking imbeciles generally speaking, but this ecofascism thing breaks new ground. the whole point of avoiding ecological disaster is so we don't have to face human suffering on a massive scale. fascism is obviously antithetical to this goal.

life on earth, while massively different if the average temp goes up 2 or more degrees, will not fucking stop.

>>545,547 always funny when americans try to smugly correct british english and don't even realize they're just having a dunning-kruger moment

i don't have any dog in this fight except the one that enjoys watching histrionic yanks make a fool out of themselves on the net

i take big shits while i shake my big tits
you're poppin bottles while i'm poppin zits
pop pop pop, making all these bodies drop
hands on my glock, and it's hard like my cock

socialism's right, hate people who're white
think i won't fight, but BITCH I just might
BRAP after curry, also i'm a furry
too fat to run so i'm never in a hurry

ayy

my ideology don't need to make sense
drank the koolaid and now i'm fuckin dense
don't challenge my views you fucking shitlord
give me attention, hate being ignored

i can't debate so make fun of drumpf's name
gotta masturbate 'cause i got no fucking game
male feminist, never even been kissed
/pol/ calls me "cuck" and it makes me real pissed

play some queen latifah, larp with antifa
no brain cells 'cause i smoke so much reefa
what you doing while we out here spittin bars?
drivers being replaced with driverless cars

my ideology don't need to make sense
drank the koolaid and now i'm fuckin dense
don't challenge my views you fucking shitlord
give me attention, don't wanna be ignored

ignore real problems like the environment
post shit on twitter cause i need to fuckin vent
powerless in life so I cling to communism
can't change anything in this self-imposed prison

mass immigration and 15 an hour
self-conflicting views got me feeling sour
look up to dictators like mao zedong
rather double down than admit i was wrong

my ideology don't need to make sense
drank the koolaid and now i'm fuckin dense
don't challenge my views you fucking shitlord
give me attention, don't wanna be ignored

>>556
"Whether recycling should be government funded is a political question you can answer for yourself (it probably should though), but like a number of other episodes relating to libertarianism Penn & Teller's desperate search for evidence to support their pre-conceived notions leads to misrepresentation, cherry picking, and general terrible research.
For example, Daniel K. Benjamin's "Eight Great Myths"[38] is described as a "landmark paper" by Penn, and describes how recycling paper pollutes more than creating new paper. Problem is that much of it is based on a 1989 study and ignores a 1995 and 2002 update which show that recycling is less polluting.[39][40] The statement that "Recycling does not save trees" is also not exactly true.[41]

They comment that it costs more energy to recycle than it does to make a new plastic bottle, and include in the list of reasons for this the cost of transportation. But there's also a transportation cost associated with moving trash to a landfill, and the fact that the landfill is not the final destination of recycled materials would seem to bear this out. They also comment that cities often make a net loss on recycling, while failing to mention that this is also true of landfills, and that the recycled material is often then given or sold to manufacturers, so while the city takes a loss, you end up paying less for recycled goods.

They claim that aluminum is the only substance that is economical to recycle, and showed as evidence scenes of homeless people rooting around in dumpsters for empty soda cans. They neglected to mention that most U.S. states have enacted "redemption" legislation, which collects a 2-5 cent deposit on each can when purchased and pays 2-5 cents for each can turned in to a redemption station—in other words, the empty can collectors aren't being paid based on the scrap value of the aluminum: they're being paid based on what essentially amounts to a government subsidy. (This doesn't mean it isn't economical to recycle aluminum, just that their example was a bad one).

The only thing the episode really got right is that landfill space isn't running out, although there were genuine concerns in the 1980s as many smaller landfills closed due to new safety and environmental regulations, and it took some time for the larger (and conforming) landfills to be built and take up the slack. The trend since the 1980s has been toward fewer but much larger landfills. This was somewhat misjudged and hugely overblown by various media and politicians, but the problem wasn't non-existent or "made up" as was claimed.

It should be noted that in a Reddit interview Penn expressed a shift in personal belief while researching the recycling episode, saying "it's not that we're not open minded, it's just that we're working on it. So our opinions don't change when we do the show, they change when we're working on the show."[42] Yeah."

>>563
you're missing the point
even if recycling helps a little, it's not enough
but liberals only put in the minimum amount of effort so they can feel good about themselves -- it's all about ego, not about real change and solving problems

this site is full of morons

do you cover up your webcam, or do you let the hidden remote access trojan see you?

think of all the hidden malware and hacking that nobody has uncovered yet
the worst will probably never be known