[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#29] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 15:08

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeeeeeee

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 16:06

not a nazi, but please deport all moslems

also jews pls move back to israel and dont be around white people

niggers must be brougth back to afrika and banned from entering europe and usa

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 16:30

fuck off nazi

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 16:41

The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi was too unrealistic for me

I mean, when have you ever met a woman with the mental capacity for depression(—JŸT)? That requires a working theory of mind and an IQ above 95, both of which are something no woman has ever possessed in the entire history.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:06

Was that the quickest Current Thought thread we've had?

>>3-5 These ignorant posters don't speak for me nor most users here, lest any new visitors get the wrong idea. Peace and fortune to >>2 though, >>2 is a true prince among peasants

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:14

stop trying to act like you can speak for everyone you control freak

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:18

>>7 Whoops sorry you're right, I did mean to type "probably most users here". I sincerely apologise, I hate when people make assumptions!

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:20

condescending too

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:22

>Was that the quickest Current Thought thread we've had?

yeah and also the shittiest, but this one will probably break that record. go on boys, let's impress me with your boundless cretinism.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:23

>>9 I did mean it, it is a peeve when people make assumptions about my values and beliefs and then I was guilty of it myself. But it's hard not to condescend to you iLEƒΦEMj

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:31

it's funny for some neckbeard who saves weeb emojis like "iLEƒΦEMj" to think they have the high ground on anything in life

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:39

excuse me this is a neckbeard safe space. please take your neckbeard-shaming somewhere else.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:40

>>12 It's a plug-in on my phone, two taps on the keypad. Girls think they're cute when I text them. Maybe when I hit puberty I'll grow a beard, but for now my life is pretty banging thanks XD

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:47

I fucking hate weeaboos, kaomoji, AA art, intentionally poorly translated 2ch copypasta, anime, and anyone who doesn't hold a politically correct opinion. I wonder what website is a good fit for me to hang out on?

*googles top websites*

-#2: youtube.com
-#3: facebook.com
-#6: reddit.com
by golly, no!
-#13: twitter(dot)yourposttriggeredthespamfilter
close, but that's **already** where I get all my news and political opinions! I need something a little more...hmm, maybe...

*much scrolling later*

-#2,092,917: 4-ch.net
perfect! now if only those fucking un-PC weebs would stop posting AA art and anime! wait, I know! I'll bitch about those things in *every thread*! surely that will endear people to my cause!

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:49

The shobon predates you, it outranks you, and it is certainly more worthy of a seat at the table. The text itself that makes up the shobon shall be seated before you and fed of wine and steak to your scrapped bones and curdled milk. To say another is below you for speaking the shobon when it is itself above you is delusional.
Drop and give before the (MEƒΦEL)

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:08

> I fucking hate weeaboos, kaomoji, AA art, intentionally poorly translated 2ch copypasta, anime, and anyone who doesn't hold a politically correct opinion

one of these things is not like the others.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:12

I used to be into dumb shit like anime, and actually /o/ (the auto board) was my first intro to image boards, and then I got into world4ch's /lounge/ and /prog/, and eventually 4-ch and so on, but then I grew up and stopped liking dumb shit like anime. Weeb shit was a dumb phase in my life. I'm glad I'm over that, and I hope you can get over it too. I'm just disappointed that there are still plenty of people who are into this tripe. I want to convert you away from that garbage.

I'm not new, I'm just different now.

I changed dramatically in college. If you had a good education, you'd change too.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:21

I hope that one day you too, poor plebeian, can stop enjoying things that are fun and become a joyless, proselytizing cunt like me. I really wish people would stop liking things that I dislike! Btw I'm not new, I've been here all summer.

Have you even been to college, dude? If you had you'd totally understand. It's like, totally life-changing, dude.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:32

Ha! College is for plebs. Let me tell you why I'm superior for NOT going to college. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go back to watching misogynistic anime. Why don't women love me?

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:37

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:38

Also I hate to break it to you, honey, but if you went to college in America then you did not have a "good education", unless you went to one of a small handful of extremely elite institutions(you didn't). At best, you took on tens of thousands of dollars in debt to attend a glorified adult babysitting program where they taught you the basic literacy skills that people in the rest of the developed world(I use this term extremely loosely when referring to America) learned for free in what you'd call 'high school'. At worst, you took on tens of thousands of dollars in debt for the privilege of being brainwashed into a useful idiot for the political zeitgeist.

That feeling you're experiencing right now, where you're desperately trying to convince yourself and everyone around you that that was tens of thousands of dollars well spent, is called "post-purchase rationalization".

tl;dr: allahu akbar, death to america and death to whatever you are

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:48

blame that russian spam bot

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:54

imagine thinking you're superior for not having an education lmao

we're reaching levels of cognitive dissonance that shouldn't even be possible

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:06

That education evidently didn't teach you that internalizing and regurgitating internet colloquialisms rots your brain


26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:07

Imagine being so brainwashed you think paying $60,000 a semester in order to learn how to read since you didn't in high school because you were busy being shot at every day by school shooters or beaten by fascist police for scratching your eyebrow during the bi-hourly recital of the pledge of allegiance is an "education", lol.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:22


>regurgitating internet colloquialisms

lol you have no sense of self-awareness, mr. ancient 2ch memes

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:25

>>10 wow it's like i'm a wizard or something how did i know that woudl happen

ITT let's get to >>999 by being complete fucking retards[Iodine Deficiency][Brain problems]

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:29

"I'll shit up the board complaining about how shit the board is, that will surely make me some friends,"

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:32

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to help you convert to the right path instead of this dumb nerd shit.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:37

I'll try to contact BPS to get this guy banned. Wish me luck!

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:39

Usually people just go to a different website if they want to interact with different people.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:48

Yeah, try and silence people if you dislike them. Great idea. Maybe it's good to surround yourself with people who aren't exactly like you. Ever thought about that?

You do know it's possible to disagree with people without arguing or getting all butthurt about it, right? Instead, people hurl insults and then call someone a troll.

Apparently anyone who isn't into the EXACT same stuff as you is a troll. Great logic there.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:50

There is something seriously wrong with the board culture here.

Someone said they were planning on killing themselves. So I said they shouldn't do it and made some heartfelt posts trying to talk them down from it. I don't know if it was effective or not.

Now people are calling me a troll because they don't agree with me on everything under the sun. The absolute state of social media.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:53

woe is me!

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:55

if you don't pretend that everything is fine and act like political issues that affect daily life don't exist, then you're a troll!

I guess there are millions of trolls out there, since there are millions of people who actually care about politics instead of just ignoring things

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:59

You need help.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 20:01

Why do you say that? Because I mention political issues and you don't like it? Guess what? Not everyone will have the same opinions in life. Get over it.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 20:06

No, because it's an anonymous board and I don't know exactly which posts you make. What I do know, however, is that you've filled this thread with shit. These rants of yours are an irrational overreaction to whatever it is you feel angered by and I am concerned for your mental well-being.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 20:11

I mean, you're iOS-chan too, right?

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 20:14

I seriously hope so. I really hope he's the only one unhinged and miserable enough to be doing this to himself.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 20:14


>you've filled this thread with shit

Yeah dude, telling someone who talks about their suicidal thoughts that they should keep on living is "filling this thread with shit", apparently. Have some empathy. I also think that, being an anonymous site, people have a tendency to confuse which posts are made by which people. So you see my political posts and think that's me, but you don't get that I also make innocuous posts too.

>irrational overreaction to whatever it is you feel angered by

America has serious problems right now. It doesn't make sense to be calm when everything's going down the shitter. Additionally, I think you're overestimating how "angry" I am. And I'm going to assume that you're not American, since if you were, you'd know what it's like here right now.

>I am concerned for your mental well-being.

So you're insulting me and then calling me the troll? Do you not see the hypocrisy here?

Can't we just get along? Enough of this already.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 20:16

Posting about anything that isn't memes or anime is "unhinged" apparently. Sorry for caring about more in life than escapism. Whatever. I'm done with this site.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 20:21

Buddy, I'm not the guy you were arguing with about universities. As you say about yourself, you have no idea exactly who I am. But I know you are being a troll. You're wasting everyone's time, actively being belligerent, and contributing little of actual value to the board.

> Yeah dude, telling someone who talks about their suicidal thoughts that they should keep on living is "filling this thread with shit", apparently.
That was one post. I'm talking about the rest of the thread. See? This right here is trolling.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 20:22

I want to help you get better. The first step is getting you banned so you stop tormenting yourself on this site!

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 20:34

Sorry for caring about more in life than escapi-
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47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 21:42

dunno about you but i see plenty of people posting about things that aren't ancient 2ch memes or AA art or whatever it is got this guy all riled up

in fact i see a thread just a bit further down the board where people were talking about self-produced electronic music and producing a collaborative album and such, until some joker came in and started screeching about how much he hates AA art or whatever

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 22:23

Most of the previous posts read like pretty much any other website.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 22:49

You fine folks ever moan when you jack off? I never used to but recently I have and it just makes me hornier.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 23:30

ye i was purposely being a bit overdramatic when i said "solemn vigil" or whatever, but still, eternal september isn't just a meme, it's a reminder that things like "netiquette" once existed and were thought of as important, and also a reminder to newcomers to LURK MORE before shitting up a board by not being familiar with the culture and the written and unwritten rules

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 23:36

and i still maintain that we need such reminders now more than ever

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 23:37

Ughh wine wine wine wine all we ever talk about at this wine-tasting club is WINE! Don't you alcoholic losers have anything better to do than talk about wine? Why don't you care about the political climate in Iceland right now? Newsflash you drunken reprobates: politics MATTER and if you don't want to spend time here at the wine club talking about what's going down in Iceland right now you're part of the problem! Have some empathy!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 00:20

I love making little "unf" sounds.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 01:17




55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 06:31

Is he gone?

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 09:59

>>49 only when i have something in my ass, and then it's kinda involuntary

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 10:00

captcha: buttine

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 15:42

Who knew all it took was some good ol' talk about gentle self-caressing to fix this thread.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 16:23

buncha lefty pencilneck faggots

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 16:48

Eternal suffering.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 17:04

hang out with all the boys learn science technology

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 18:06

Like... techno beatboxing? To help you fap?

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 19:03

reminds me of the time my grandmother called me on the phone in shock and said
"omg, did you know the village people are gay???"
and i'm just left here wondering how it's possible for a 75 year old woman to be so simultaneously savvy and out of touch

also my captcha is "quore", autocomplete says i've had "quoreness" as a captcha before. what is a quore? is quoreness the platonic ideal of quoredom?

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 20:51

The spider rejected my dead fly offering...

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 00:31

Am I gay

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 00:51

this song will answer your question around the 2:05 mark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeG3SEltM5M

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 04:38

Kim Dong-un

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 08:34


69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 08:35


70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 08:50

Linel Hamten

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 15:22

Oh no, I'm stupid.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 17:19

democrats love you

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 19:06

I sure want instagram followers for my nonexistent account

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 22:47

I love you Natalie

75 Name: natalie : 1993-09-9083 01:37

fuck off andrew how did you get my new number? i told you to stop calling, don't make me get the police involved AGAIN

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 02:35

What's a guy gotta do to get a job around here?

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 04:45

when I was younger I cared way too much about useless shit

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 04:59

What is the comfiest right-wing state in America?

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 06:42

2b's twobies

captcha: nier

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 08:13

ACAB stands for Assigned Cop At Birth

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 10:13

squeak squeak

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 10:32

Hi my name is squeeks and you were all a mistake
Every single last one of you

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 11:50

good morning weathercuck

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 11:54

You fuckin' bet. It rained last night, I'll let that fresh hunk of weather fuck my lawn all green and lush again no question.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 12:15

>>82 You're not Squeeks, Squeeks wears a poop hat, where's your poop hat?

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 12:24

Okay don't answer the question in the question thread then, lord it over the rest of us that you read books,

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 13:16

>>86 I wasted time reading a shit book instead of dealing with more pressing matters, was that not a suitable answer?

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 17:24

I enjoy hearing about the spread and evolution of net slang across language barriers. For example I remember a Spanish-speaking friend telling me the story of how crossdressers came to be called "little rags" on Spanish-language imageboards. They took the word "trapo", literally meaning "cloth" and punning on the English netslang "trap". That was seen as too 'masculine' so the diminutive -ito was added, ending in "trapito".

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 18:02

i don't knowhow to do any of those things and i have an iq of 85 but please give me a job

i am not bilignual, in fact i barely speak english


90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 18:22

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 18:53

I love yeongrak :3

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 21:22

You invoked nihilism to say you don't believe in procrastination

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 22:58

>>92 I've never invoked a single thing in my life...

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 23:14

function invocation

for (int age = 20; age <= 85; age++) {

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 23:17

Every DQN knows itfs not a hat. The rest of the head and body are vestigial.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 23:23

I have clinical depression and it's uncureable and it is normal to live with that

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 00:41

This is the bastard internet.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 01:01

my new "unlimited data" plan is slow as shit

what good is it if everything takes forever to laod

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 03:00

capitalism is gross
consumerism is disgusting
modern western life is the death of culture and purpose

I feel so uncomfortable with the way the world is
it's not supposed to be like this
I refuse to accept this way of life

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 03:02

aids and cancer

islam is the answer

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