[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#29]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#29] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9080 13:55 [No]

fat thread edition

701 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9106 23:54 [No]

Processing feelings, please wait...
2.3% complete, 4 hours 25 minutes 3 seconds remaining

702 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9107 01:45 [No]

too literal: wut, theres not even any nouns in this sentence
too liberal: wtf are octoballs

703 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9107 05:22 [No]

nighty night

704 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9107 07:28 [No]

I've been to nando's a few times, it's pretty good, but "cheeky nando's" makes me think of the wrestling move before the restaurant

705 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9107 17:23 [No]

I'm warm, like the inside of a mitten.

706 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9107 19:18 [No]

I'm made of a quivering mass of disparate organs, each reluctantly cooperating just enough to keep the whole structure from falling apart.

captcha: me

707 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9107 19:35 [No]

>>706
Reach out and get help when you need it. Counselor, friend, family, boss, church, whatever. When you are in a tough spot, other people can help, but they can't read your mind. You gotta tell them.

Or did I misinterpret your post?

708 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9107 20:15 [No]

>>707
I appreciate the concern, but I was just commenting on the component parts of an animal. Independent in form and function, yet utterly interdependent at the same time; multiple systems with mutually beneficial functionality. Fascinating.

Please don't stop doing what you're doing. You could save a life.

709 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9107 20:51 [No]

>>707
Join me. Escape your flesh prison today!

710 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9107 21:04 [No]

>>708
It gets better. Just contemplate the fact that the 80 billions or so of neurons making up your brain somehow cooperate to create the impression of a (most of the time) coherent mind. Of course, not all of them by far are involved in consciousness, but it's still impressive.

711 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9107 21:20 [No]

I had multiple seizures today

712 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9107 22:59 [No]

>>711
Are you seeing a doctor?

713 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9107 23:30 [No]

>>712
No, but I'll be fine after all. It's probably just what happens when you get really drunk for too many days in a row and then decide to stop abruptly. Or maybe something else. Who knows.

714 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 00:39 [No]

oh god another one

715 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 01:00 [No]

Thank God I'm not having lunch with 'em.

716 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 03:31 [No]

I've had some pretty sad faps lately.

717 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 07:52 [No]

alcohol withdrawal

718 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 10:47 [No]

I am actually losing my mind.

719 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 11:02 [No]

>>718
hang in there

720 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 15:26 [No]

"If you donate just $3, the price of your coffee this Wednesday, Wikipedia could keep thriving."

fuck off jimbo that's more like the price of my coffee for like three weeks, not everyone goes to starbucks every day

721 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 18:25 [No]

As someone who doesn't drink coffee, that's $3 more than the price of my coffee this Wednesday.

722 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 18:25 [No]

Registering as self-employed wasn't nearly as complicated as people made out it was going to be!

723 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 18:31 [No]

Registered Hypercam 2

724 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 18:38 [No]

>>722
Grats! Now make some money.

>>721
Sure, but false implies everything, so that's a little meaningless.

725 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 19:23 [No]

Save me.

726 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 19:29 [No]

>>725
Sorry, memory card's full.

727 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 20:01 [No]

>>724 I've made loadsa dosh, this is for tax purposes so I can give it all to charity! I was fretting thinking I'd have to jump through hoops to do so, or that they thought I was being Devil-ish by hesitating to tell them about it.

728 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 20:10 [No]

>>727
Oh, then does being self-employed change what you can do with income tax?
If you were running a business enough to make loads of money before declaring yourself self-employed, you might get in trouble anyway, though.

729 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 20:26 [No]

just don't be one of those dumbasses who writes everything off as a business expense even when it isn't

730 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 20:41 [No]

>>729 I don't have any business expenses, I just walk around the corner and eat whatever I like!

731 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 20:45 [No]

And a girl just said she wants me to cum in her mouth! My life is FAB again!

To all you depressed dokyuns out there, just keep fighting! This was all a series of coincidences!

732 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 21:24 [No]

>>731
details?

733 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 22:14 [No]

>>731
I had to pay extra for that

734 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9108 23:17 [No]

don't buy groceries when you're starving

735 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 00:30 [No]

hungrily mishearing junkrat's line as "Someone better get buttering cuz I'm on a roll!"

736 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 01:02 [No]

>>720,721
I've always been amused and slightly annoyed at the ubiquity of the 'cup of coffee' analogy. I don't drink coffee either, and even if I did I wouldn't spend $3 on it every day, I would make it myself.

You see "buy me a coffee" buttons all over the place, like https://www.buymeacoffee.com/ or https://ko-fi.com/ which claims: "The 'coffee' metaphor is a more human way to receive support." But why?

In real life, when a friend does you a favor, it's taboo to compensate them with money. People say, "don't worry about paying me back, just buy me a drink sometime." The problem seems to be that as soon as money changes hands, it complicates your relationship by mixing the worlds of friendship and business.

This is fine for small favors, but western society takes the concept that cash is crass to the point of absurdity. Friends refuse cash compensation even for huge favors that cost them money. People give each other gift cards, even though cash is so much more practical. At weddings, cash gifts are frowned upon, whereas in Asian countries they are expected to help pay for the expensive ceremony, which is much more practical. It's considered rude to even talk about money, even though doing so could actually be quite beneficial.

It's especially absurd to carry over this concept that cash is crass when begging strangers for money on the internet. "Buy me a coffee", "buy me a beer"...no matter how you phrase it, you're fundamentally still just begging for money. It just strikes me as a sad attempt to pretend that you're everybody's friend.

It must work though, because everybody's doing it.

737 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 01:15 [No]

>>736
beggars can't be choosers
the best way to get handouts is to only ask for small amounts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadweight_loss
if you ask people for $50, they won't give you anything
if you ask for $10, fewer people will give
if you ask for $3, people will be more likely to donate
more people at $3 = more money overall even though it's less money per person

738 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 01:20 [No]

>>731
I fondly remember when my ex-girlfriend was on her period, but I was thirsty as fuck so I pinned her against the wall and aggressively face fucked her until I came in her mouth. As I came, she grabbed my ass and pushed my cock in as far as it could go, greedily sucking every last drop.

Afterwards, I felt bad about being rough and apologized, but she breathed in an extremely horny voice, "no... that was... extremely hot." Hearing that was one of the best moments of my life. There's something incredibly validating about a girl enjoying when you cum in her mouth and telling you so.

739 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 01:27 [No]

>tfw no gf

740 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 01:53 [No]

It seems like the girl always recovers within a week while the guy stays hurting for a while. I think it's because of the difference in availability, if I had a buffet of pussy coming to call the second my breakup was through I'd be much less sad too I suppose.

I can't mope around forever. How do I get out of this rut?

741 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 02:21 [No]

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742 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 02:49 [No]

>>740
are there more dudes than girls or some shit? I don't get it

743 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 02:57 [No]

I've been thinking about it and I don't want to work in an office when I'm fucking 60. If current conditions keep up and I'm unable to retire like every other millenial, I'm killing myself at 55 or some shit. Easy peasy.

744 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 03:38 [No]

>>743
maybe some sort of catastrophic event or war will kill us, thus eliminating the need to commit suicide

745 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 03:57 [No]

I'm gonna die alone

746 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 04:30 [No]

>>740
I've noticed this too. At first the girl is extremely emotional and heartbroken, and feels like her world is ending. But a few weeks later, she'll have recovered and the guy still can't get over her, sometimes for years to come.

Of course this is just based on anecdotal evidence, and as with all generalizations there are plenty of counter-examples.

Theoretically the best way to get out of the rut is to dedicate yourself to self-improvement, such as exercise and pursuit of hobbies. This has the added benefit of making yourself more attractive, too. Unfortunately that's much easier said than done.

747 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 05:06 [No]

remember when dubstep was a thing for like 5 minutes? glad that shit is over lol

a lot of electronic music ages really fast, just like special effects

748 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 05:24 [No]

Big beat is still the shit

749 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 06:25 [No]

Twitch irl text-to-speech streams/videos are the most uncomfortable things ever, but even so, they are strangely fascinating.

750 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 06:32 [No]

7 hours of sleep in the past 4 days
don't take sleep for granted

751 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 11:03 [No]

Each day is worse than the last.

752 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 14:45 [No]

>>747
I still listen to Burial my dude.

753 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 14:49 [No]

The frosting on that birthday cake turned my shit blue. I really want the world to know this. You're welcome.

754 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 18:11 [No]

tim goes hell for leather
vs
tim goes to hell for leather

755 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 18:14 [No]

>>747
Not just electronic
did you never think indie rock, or emo, or 90s pop, or any genre that was insanely big for a short amount of time, didn't feel really outdated basically as soon as it stopped being the sound of the moment?

756 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 18:32 [No]

fuck you and fuck the whole medical industry, guess i'll just go die and then you can find out what's wrong from the autopsy, just be sure to print me out a copy of the coroner's report and throw it in my fucking grave with the rest of the trash

757 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 18:40 [No]

what a massive fucking waste of time

758 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 18:46 [No]

>>753
who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?

759 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 18:53 [No]

>>758
Cute girls do that.

760 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 18:55 [No]

Frosted butts

761 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 19:01 [No]

what if hell i real and when we die we suffer unimaginably for eternity. that would suck

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 20:13 [No]

I just want to be happy.

763 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 20:56 [No]

>>762
That's too bad.

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 21:39 [No]

>>762
Happy's good now and then. Contentment is good all the time, and much easier to accomplish and maintain.

765 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 22:05 [No]

>>764
But then again, you don't want to be content with a bad life. Some people are. If shit's bad, by all means feel bad. But use those negative feelings towards improving your situation so that you can be genuinely content, instead of just resorting to mental gymnastics.

Here's an example of what I mean:
Let's say someone is upset because they're too skinny or fat.
The real solution is to go to the gym and eat better.
The bullshit solution is to post about fat acceptance/fat shaming on social media (which many people do).

Another example:
You're depressed because your life sucks.
The real solution is self-improvement, like learning a trade skill, attempting to get a better job, and things like that.
The bullshit solution is to take antidepressants that don't change your situation at all, but instead just change how your brain makes you feel about it.

766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 22:30 [No]

god who fucking cares just get this shit out of my face cunt ill fucking glass you

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 22:31 [No]

none of this shit matters

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 22:55 [No]

>>766
aussie?
>>767
yes it does

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9109 23:39 [No]

GNU stands for GNU's Not uwu

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 00:32 [No]

I wonder how many more people would use GNU/Linux and take privacy and open source more seriously if Stallman wasn't a fucking fat and gross neckbeard

771 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 01:44 [No]

I wonder how many more people would use GNU/Linux and take privacy and open source more seriously if "GNU" wasn't synonymous with "bloated, buggy, and written using the stupidest brace style imaginable".

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 04:05 [No]

I wonder how many more people would use GNU/Linux and take privacy and open source more seriously if free software didn't suck ass

773 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 05:54 [No]

do people still say "homie" or has everyone moved on to "fam"

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 07:01 [No]

>>773
I still got you homie

775 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 07:13 [No]

>>768 double no XD

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 07:24 [No]

>>773 It seems like this word has become really popular recently, but it was common in the UK for a long time, especially in grime music

777 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 08:47 [No]

check my trips

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 09:39 [No]

Dragon Ball Z except the only way for them to go super saiyan is to smoke weed

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 10:06 [No]

is ASMR just like the modern version of mindfulness/meditation?

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 10:53 [No]

I’d joke about the current U.S. administration thinking they’re in Cold War II in response to the Space Force idea, but that’s apparently real and ongoing according to Wikipedia.

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 11:27 [No]

[sensual wah-filtered bass version of a familiar advertising jingle plays]
"I'm rubbin' it"

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 14:25 [No]

Hangover at the office hell yeah
Actually no it sucks ass.

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 19:59 [No]

The light inside me has gone out.

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 20:43 [No]

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785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 21:04 [No]

WHEN I WAS

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 22:16 [No]

in a gangstas paradise

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 23:01 [No]

open up ya open up ya open up ya open up ya open up ya open up ya open up ya THROAT.

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9110 23:29 [No]

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9111 00:31 [No]

great now my car is gonna smell like stanky fried chicken till the end of time because SOMEONE thought rules aren't for him, DAD

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9111 01:20 [No]

hello you STINKY FRIED CHICKEN

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9111 03:00 [No]

I turned myself into a demon Kaz
I'm Punished Snake

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9111 03:54 [No]

are traps gay?

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9111 07:15 [No]

"Prizewell City Slicker?" Are they trying to channel Tomino's naming conventions or something?

794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9111 07:34 [No]

>>793
It was because they all drive fancy German car.

795 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9111 07:59 [No]

>>792 Only if the balls are touching

796 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9111 14:11 [No]

I’d get tired of the news too if it never shut up about Trump every day.

797 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9111 14:59 [No]

>>792
some, but they're all mentally ill

798 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9111 17:11 [No]

>>792 I mean, they're not straight. If you're sexually attracted to an XY male with a penis you're at least bi. I guess I just don't get all the weird mental gymnastics people are going through lately to try to pretend otherwise, if you wanna be bi just do it. No one is gonna chemically castrate you under anti-sodomy laws or whatever anymore, it's 2018.

799 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9111 20:30 [No]

You can implement lexical scope in a dynamically-scoped language, but not the other way around.
Thus, much like the relationship between static and dynamic typing, one is undeniably technically superior.
But what languages are statically typed and dynamically scoped?

captcha: redith, Mike Tyson's key/value data store

800 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9111 21:25 [No]

>>799
You can emulate dynamic scope using controlled-access global variables in a lexically-scoped language.
Besides, that argument is just silly: you can't straightforwardly implement COMEFROM statements in most high-level languages, but that obviously does not mean a language with COMEFROM is automatically superior. (Note however that I am not an opponent to dynamic scope.)
why did I fall for this

> But what languages are statically typed and dynamically scoped?

You can use type declarations/annotations everywhere in Common Lisp to pretend it's statically-typed and it has so-called special variables which are dynamically-scoped.

captcha: the great quuth a.k.a the man of Thteele

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