[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#29] (999)

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 03:08

islam is anti-degeneracy, which is pretty cool

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 03:33

What I would give to pound Cooking Mama in the vag

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 10:12


104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 17:01

I have ceased.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 17:04

I have been to that supermarket at all hours of the day and night, and that meat counter guy is always working there. Every time. His mouth is always hanging slightly ajar as he works, as though he's deep in thought. Deep in thought about meat.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 17:11

I can't blame him, I also often become lost in thought while daydreaming about meat


107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 17:40

are you the guy who complained about gays being degenerate in the previous thread? what do you think of this islamic custom? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-south-asia-11217772

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 19:53

absolutely haram

and liberals want more people like this in our countries? yeesh

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 01:00

Beware from my chaos...
...I'm an anarchist.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 01:01

Anime Kimbo Slice

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 01:45

you, a dumbass: "hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr"
me, a refined patrician: "the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race"

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 02:29

Are you mocking me, buddy? Why? You actually like the hellscape we call modern life?

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 02:33

you, a literal brainless sea sponge who typed this post by rolling across the keyboard of a T-61 thinkpad that someone dropped in the ocean: hitler did nothing wrong

me, who is not any of those things: kaczynski did nothing wrong

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 02:37

modern life ain't that bad

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 02:39

linkola > ted
"my life is fine, therefore it's fine for everyone else too"

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 02:39

youuu're so vain
you probably think this post is about you
don't you
don't you

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 02:40

whatever happened to, you know

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 03:08

i bet you're one of those philistines who prefers doug

or, god forbid, rugrats

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 03:23

the /dqn/ equivalent to subtweeting

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 03:29

...stood up and held up a denarius.
"whose likeness and inscription is this?"
The arrogant Pharisee smirked quite jewishly and smugly replied "Caesar's, you stupid Christian"
"Correct. Therefore, render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's."
When the Pharisees heard it, they were visibly shaken, and went away.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 03:32


>visibly shaken

literally shaking

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 04:13

An alternate dimension where gay marriage and straight marriage are legal, but gay-straight marriages are banned

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 04:27

jesus cursing the fig tree, except at the end a voiceover goes: "you're not you when you're hungry, grab a snickers."

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 04:50

it's all so tiresome

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 10:54

hibike euphonium's wonder emporium

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 16:39

imagine thinking ads are funny to the point of parroting them elsewhere

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 16:41

I kind of want some coleslaw...

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 17:12

living life in peace

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 17:24

>>126 Sit down, cantankerous git...

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 17:58

corporate cuck mad at being called out for falling for marketing that hard

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 18:13

Oh boy, here we go again.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 18:14

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 19:15

imagine thinking I wasn't paid to post this 🤔
who's the cuck now, cuck

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 19:38

no one would pay you to post on a site with like 4 users

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 20:01

>>134 psh i just have to show them screenshots of posts i've made mentioning the port of dandong and they pay me 5 RMB per image

living life on easy street boy, what's your excuse?

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 20:51

you wish, ‹S佬

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 20:52

˜VŠO go home

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 22:43

Sports are fine. The galaxybrain take is that it's basically just gamified exercise and anything that gets people up off their asses in this modern world is a good thing. It's just that sports reporters and sports journalism are dumb as fuck. I especially like when they interview a player after a game and they ask some dumb question like "What do you attribute your success in today's game to"? And the player has to give some retarded answer that makes them sound like a retard because literally what else is there to say? "Yeah I think I was successful today cause I went out there and swung the bat really hard, and also made contact with the ball". And you can see they want to continue on to say like "Duh? What kind of answer were you even expecting? I literally just walked in off the diamond, at least let me catch my breath before you ask me stupid shit so you can show it on TV later and make me look like a meathead".

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 22:46

"What were you thinking while you were making that catch?"
"Well I was thinking 'gee, gotta make this catch' I guess".

captcha: doy

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 00:25

Feeling the power cosmic.
In my pants

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 01:50

Playing sports: good
Using spectator sports as an excuse to hang out with your friends (such as at a baseball game or sports bar): also good
Using sports as an ice breaker (did you see the game last night?): also acceptable
Sitting on your ass watching sorts by yourself, or memorizing obscure sports trivia that doesn't matter at all: bad

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 02:45

>>141 I kind of feel like, as a male in America, it's almost a social obligation to be interested in and have basic knowledge of at least one sport. Which is fine tbh, it serves a useful social function and also gets people interested in exercise. It's probably easier in some other places where it's just soccer soccer soccer all the time, though.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 07:28

In Glasgow it's just soccer soccer sectarianism

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 10:46

My zucchini is flying away from me.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 11:41

>>143 oh hey, it's like that in Belfast too
captcha: vi :wq

146 Name: ed : 1993-09-9086 13:31

Get your shit ass colons out of here kid.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 16:04

but you may be entitled to financial compensation if you or a loved one were diagnosed with mesothelioma

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 16:07

sports tv is usually really bad, but sports gonzo journalism and sports historians are top-tier reading, no joke

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 16:50

r/milliondollarextreme is the only good subreddit

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 18:27

whereas the rest of the world has hungry hungry hippos

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 19:34

the diet of worms but like literally eating annelids

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 20:49

Hahahahahahahahahaha 💩😂😂😂

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 21:46

I'm full of hair.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 22:00

I was rooting for Croatia, but I set my bet against Croatia and won.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 22:03

skipping class due to anxiety

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 22:06

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158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 22:32

We're all so delicate.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 02:42

I just got a date using a dating website wow this shit works

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 10:43

Open your heart.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 14:44

You: dynamic weak typing
Me, an intellectual: strong static typing

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 14:53

Please don't ever talk to me again.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 15:41

No, please leave my house Apple and Google!

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 16:00

sorry but I still think of something completely different when you say "thai cave boys"

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 16:50

Get out, Elon.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 17:30

And then the ping pong ball went right into her mouth.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 17:40

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 17:49

gluten-free bread tastes terrible

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 18:00

Yes; https://existentialtype.wordpress.com/2011/03/19/dynamic-languages-are-static-languages/
Also strong/weak typing is generally ill-defined as a dichotomy

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181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 22:24

fuck off with your reddit-tier spam

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 22:34

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 23:01

What the fuck, why is it midnight again?

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 00:12

fuck off with your reddit-tier spam

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 04:12

facebook is great for letting me find out the shitty political views of the people I went to high school with and barely know nowadays

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 05:26

we have done irreversible damage to our environment and we're completely fucked

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 08:24

I'm alt-right

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 09:18

just weary to my bone

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 12:59

facebook is great for letting me find out which highschool classmate is working on a "popsicles but with alcohol" startup

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 15:08


191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 15:21

glolis but with alcoholh startup

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 15:38

to be honest, i would open my own ice cream but with alcohol place, except that already exists where I live and it's actually very good, I go like twice a month.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 16:21

It turns out that some people still reply to the Cincinnati Zoo Twitter account's tweets with jokes about a certain gorilla, though it happens less often now.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 17:47

the cincinnati zoo is pretty shitty, the columbus zoo is much nicer

regardless, i recommend not visiting either, unless you are already stuck in ohio, because that means having to come to ohio

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 18:09

new touhou game with sumirenko! BRING BACK MIMA

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 18:13

I won't be defeated
by the blazing sun
because I am a cactus

-(߁[ί), sept. 7927, 1993(translated from the Japanese by (߁[ί), on sept. 9088, 1993)

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 18:15

There are too many creepy people on this site.
Example: >>191

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 18:18

( ί -ί) a cold hand
( ί ƒŽί) wrapped in cotton
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I love mittens!

-(*߁[ί), sept. 7926, 1993

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 18:24

There are too many disgusting not-lolicons on this site
Example: >>197

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 19:19

Totally forgot this place was still running.
Glad I found it again but I feel bad for abandoning it, like a Dad that went to get smokes but never returned until his kid was grown up..

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