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501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 03:19

Too much processed food and lethargy in modern life. Fast food, cars instead of walking, soda... terrible stuff. Bad diet makes people look like trash.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 03:45

>>500 nozaki?

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 08:59

so far:

middle manager tonegawa: favorite thing so far this season, very fun, not only full of highly aware self-parody but also neat on its own as a prequel telling the origins of gentei janken. probably wouldn't recommend to friends who haven't watched kaiji already though.

jashin-chan drop kick: shit, probably gonna drop. was excited for a guro-heavy comedy that reminds of dokuro-chan but it feels derivative as hell and cheaply animated.

sunoharasou: cute and comfy and hits me right in the /ss/, not much more to say

hataraku saibou: kesshouban-chan is cute, CUTE

these days it's rare for me to pick up even one seasonal anime, let alone 4, plus there's some others that looked interesting that i haven't started yet. have the good old days finally returned and anime stopped reclining?

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 09:16

>>503 Aw dang Jashin-chan looked quite good. I'm finally watching Haiyoru! Nyaruko-san, just working my way down my list forgetting why I added them until the OP plays!

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 09:54

>>479 Hmmm, sort of interesting, though I'm a bit disappointed that asceticism isn't what you actually meant. I'm on board with some of your points, to some extent, but what I see as the main flaw there is how many of the things you don't like are things "other people" do. Everyone is thrust into this world by chance and are given a finite amount of time on it, and everyone is stumbling around looking for their place and their purpose. I agree that it's a shame how some people choose to spend their precious time, but that includes other people who spend their time casting aspersions on the lifestyle choices of others instead of worrying about themselves. You might put your faith your own standards of morality and decent living, but no one human can set the bar for everyone/anyone else. It might seem like a good idea living to Christian values, but how much of those values come down to sour grapes? You mention Nietzsche, maybe you've read his Genealogy Of Morals - how often are the people who vilify extreme wealth and hyper-sexuality the same people who would love more money to buy nice things, who no one wants to sleep with?

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 09:55

It's a good thing to be fit and healthy, but I laugh at people who go to the gym - you're paying someone to let you run around and lift things in their shack! Why not just run around the streets/woods and lift trees and things ya silly billies?

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 09:59

>•People who consume, but don't create. People who watch movies, eat comfort food, etc. but won't write something, won't program something, won't paint something, won't make things on their own. It's very liberating to make things.

It's fun to create but the Internet's too full of people thinking their shoddy derivative piss is worth showing to other people. Especially fan art, 90% of fan art is hideously bad, made worse because it's not even an original idea!

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 10:34

>how often are the people who vilify extreme wealth and hyper-sexuality the same people who would love more money to buy nice things, who no one wants to sleep with?

I'm reminded of a Russel Brand quote, distasteful as I find the guy. Something about "when I was poor and wanted to talk about worker's lib, they said I was just a sour cunt; now that I'm rich and want to talk about worker's lib they call me a champagne socialist. I'm beginning to think they just don't want me to talk about worker's lib".

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 12:55

No, she was pretty healthy and took care of herself well enough. She just lost the genetic lottery above the neckline. Her mom was ugly too. I felt bad for them, but I couldn't look past it.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 17:29


>how often are the people who vilify extreme wealth and hyper-sexuality the same people who would love more money to buy nice things, who no one wants to sleep with?

If I had more money, I'd put it towards useful things, not useless luxury things. Pay off college debt, get car repairs, etc. But there's a difference between having enough money for yourself and being corrupt by insane wealth, like being a billionaire. There are different effects at different scales of wealth.

I might be getting a more high-paying job soon, but even then, that's still not the same level of wealth I'm talking about here. And it still doesn't make me okay with capitalism.

And are you implying I'm a virgin or something? I've had girlfriends before. Even had a couple casual hookups. But I'm just so put off knowing that so many women my age have had a million dicks inside them.

One of my exes, a single mom now, named her kid (who she had with some other guy) after me. This is some sort of weird cuck shit and I don't like it one bit. But now she's talking about marriage and she wants some sucker to pay for her life, even after she became a single mom after sleeping with too many dudes.

I've been cheated on before too. We broke up after that. Modern relationships are fucked up.

One of my old friends, a super fat ugly feminist, date raped me when I went to hang out with her one time many years ago. I went to her place, we were just hanging out as friends, she brought us drinks, said something about if it was okay if she violated me, and then I blacked out -- after a single beer (she must have put something in it) -- and then, next thing I know, she was driving me back to my apartment and then tucked me into bed. But this bitch still complains about SJW garbage on social media. Oh yeah, and I came across her Tumblr once, and in the time span that I had one relationship with someone, she was with like half a dozen people (some men, some women). That ain't right.

I just want to have something that is seemingly unattainable -- a wife who is monogamous, loyal, wants to have kids, is Christian, right-wing, stable, isn't grotesquely fat, doesn't already have kids from some other guy, and hasn't slept with a million guys. I'm not expecting someone to be a virgin, but a lot of people fuck way too many people. My best bet would be to move to the countryside, but unfortunately cities tend to have way more tech jobs, so that's why I am where I am. Around here, shit like LGBT, open relationships, cheating, stepdads, etc is common. Completely dysfunctional.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 18:15

If Mac DeMarco was a fed, he'd be Mac DeNarco.
If he was African American, he'd be Black DeDarco.
If he had a gun, he'd be Mac-10arco.
If he was a dog, he'd be Mac DeBarco.
If he was an addict, he'd be Crack DeRocco.
If he committed usury, he'd be Loan DeSharco.
If he stole money online, he'd be Hack DeBanco.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 21:03

Big helicopters: no one gives a shit

Drones (small helicopters): oh my fucking god this is revolutionary stop the fucking presses this changes everything holy shit we have never seen anything like this before

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 21:30


514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 21:38

uh oh...

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 21:40

all I'm saying is that current-day relationships are fucked up
modern life is trash, let's go back to traditional shit

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 01:32

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517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 05:16

welp that was a nice 20 month run between "wow online retailing is the wave of the future" and "amazon warehouse slaves package dragon dildos for 20 hours a day and the only break they get is when jeff bezos descends from his sorcerer's tower to beat them with a garden hose"

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 05:35

every time something nice happens some rich fuck turns it to shit

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 06:13

Ejaculte money

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 07:10

What would you call this genre of music?
Rap? Trap? Horrorcore? Screwed and chopped?
If you know of any other songs or artists like this, please post them!

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 09:25

i mean of course when you're an alcoholic mexican who lives in the ghetto and make a living as a code monkey programming fart apps for iphone modern life seems pretty shit

have you tried not doing those things

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 09:55

>>520 It's a bit witch housey too, I think I'd maybe settle on Witch House or Hip Hop/Chopped 'n' Screwed for the genre tag, though your other suggestions fit too for sure. Have you listened to much witch house? It maybe doesn't all fit the bill for what you're looking for but there's some good stuff in there. Salem, White Ring and Spaceghostpurp come to mind. I don't really have much with rap on top in my collection but I'm certain more exists

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 10:05

"screwed and chopped" sounds like what i did to your mom last night HEYOOOOOO

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 10:51

bean me up scotty

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 11:58

>>523 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY4N5NOAsH0 I thought this was quite obscure, since I found it in a collection of old rock 'n' roll gems and deep cuts, I didn't know it was in Fallout

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 13:16

all the time, like every other day at least, i have to sleep and eat food and drink water

being alive is such a pain in the ass

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 13:21

beat me up scotty

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 13:22

just fuck my shit up scotty

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 13:28

I'm white passing though, and I develop more than just iPhone apps.
It's hard not to drink when your social life mostly revolves around going to bars and restaurants with people.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 13:29

You sound depressed. Are you seeing a therapist?

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 14:10

>>529Ssounds like you make shitty decisions about where to live, where to work, and who to hang out with and then want to lay the blame for those shitty decisions at the feet of society, my dude. Literally all of those things(well, all but one) are 100% within your power to change.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 14:23

good shit

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 17:46


>I'm white passing

Shitskins always say this, and it's never true.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 18:19

Does iOS-chan need his own (permasaged, ofc) thoughts thread? This shit is dull.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 18:42

Or maybe you could just stop derailing the thread and then things will go back to normal. If you don't want people to post about something, stop posting about it. Don't keep on bringing something up and then complain that other people continue to bring it up too.

Think of it like this. Imagine if someone made a comment about tomatoes, and then you said you don't want to talk about tomatoes. Over time, people eventually stop talking about it, or at least don't bring it up very much. Then other people start talking about how they hate tomatoes, and then the pro-tomato guy starts talking about them again (in response to the anti-tomato posts). Then you say "WHY ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT TOMATOES? OH MY GOD STOP ALREADY" and then continue to bash tomatoes, generating more discussion about them in the process, and for some reason you think that will somehow quell the tomato talk. However, it only gets people to continue talking about it, because the pro-tomato person wants to clear up any negative comments about tomatoes. But if other people didn't keep on bringing up their hatred for tomatoes, there wouldn't really be any discussion about it at all, and isn't that what they wanted?

Do you understand what I'm saying, or do I have to phrase it in yet another post? I have gone over this idea many times already, but nobody listens.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 19:47

Or the pro-tomato guy doesn't shut the fuck up about tomatoes and doesn't get the message when everyone else says they don't give a shit about tomatoes.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 19:49

Pretty sure he's not complaining about the posts about you...

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 19:52

Go away

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 19:58

I sure hate tomatoes and don't like seeing posts about them. Surely making more posts complaining about tomatoes will mean there will be less posts about tomatoes. Oh wait, this post is about tomatoes, which is exactly what I don't want here. Shit.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 20:00

Hey, remember when you tried to rage quit this board?

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 20:01

I'm just here to talk about tomatoes.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 20:10

How was your day? Did you go to church, or at least have the day off?

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 20:17

Picked up a nice desk somebody was giving away. Other than that, nothing much.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 20:19

Nowadays a lot of people get cheap Ikea shit that falls apart if you try and move it. Cheap particle board material. It's nice to have good furniture that lasts.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 20:36

I specifically didn't go to Ikea today, but still got caught up in half an hour of Ikea-bound traffic thanks to it being the first rainy weekend in what must have seemed like several lifetimes to the hordes of people desperate to browse self-assembly furniture now that they couldn't see the sun again.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 22:40

I've listened to only a couple of witch house tracks. Any recommendations?

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 22:50

>>536 Don't forget that the pro-tomato guy also blogs about his life in intimate detail to the point where even during the rare times he's not posting about tomatoes, it's still extremely obvious that it's him. He also sometimes pretends to be anti-tomato just to stir up shit.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 23:00

People are talking about furniture and witch house and you're still hung up on tomatoes. Drop it, dude. Don't even reply to this post.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 01:09

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 01:19

I was born an insufferable hipster. In elementary school I never understood why other children liked boring mainstream shit like batman, power rangers, teenage mutant ninja turtles, and dinosaurs. In middle school I didn't understand the appeal of boy bands, skateboards, Star Wars, and Britney Spears. By high school I'd learned to just block out pop culture completely.

I eventually learned to hide my distaste for mainstream pop culture in order to make friends, but it still slips out sometimes. The other night my friends mentioned Seinfeld and I accidentally blurted out "man, I hate Seinfeld" because man, I really do hate Seinfeld. It's so fucking bland. They just stared at me in disbelief and tried unsuccessfully to convince me that Seinfeld is good. I just nodded and lied "yeah, I probably just need to give it another chance."

Even after years of trying to force myself to enjoy the mainstream in order to fit in, I've completely failed. If anything, I've grown even more judgmental. For example, my sister-in-law has a tattoo of Hello Kitty holding an AK-47. When I was younger I might have found it amusing, because at least it's trying to subvert the mainstream. But now it just seems so cringe-worthy to me. By trying to be edgy and funny, it achieves the exact opposite. It's just lazy, crass, and uncreative.

It seems to me that Sturgeon's Law really is true. But the question is, how can so many people really enjoy all this shit? I honestly don't understand the appeal. I used to think it was because I was "too smart," but a number of my friends who are smarter than myself still love basic mainstream culture.

So there's obviously a problem with me, not everybody else. Yet given a choice between feeling superior or inferior, it's better for my own self-preservation to choose the former. And so I remain a stuck-up elitist that looks down on everyone but tries to hide it to make friends.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 02:01

Thought this was kopipe but I googled it and there were no results. So it's original parody then?

If you're serious, I think people just consume pop culture because it's easy. The distribution channels are right there. You don't have to try hard to consume TV, movies, or other widely-distributed stuff. Fewer people put in the effort to look for other things.

I guess it also gives you something to talk about with other people. Water cooler conversations and ice breakers.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 04:14

Is the poster who was posting about suicidal thoughts still here? Are you feeling any better? What have you been up to lately? Hope all is well.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 08:05

who says we don't have a world without borders when it closed down in 2011

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 08:35

Yes; no; playing Diablo II; it isn't.

555 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9099 10:12

Today I didn't even get to use my AK. Today was a bad day.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 15:35

I just can't stand people's aversion to anything slightly different from the norm. I can see why would someone like mainstream pop but like, Kate Bush is barely any different why wouldn't you like Kate Bush just listen to her, idiot.

And people consciously seeking stuff they can talk about with other people is giving everyone too much credit. I think everyone has these preconceived notions of what should they listen to and what kind of people listen to this or that genre, and it's hard for everyone to detach these ideas from what they are immediately sensing with their ears and eyes. It sounds sad as fuck, that people condition themselves to like the things they like because they ought to, but I think it's true.

By the way, Kate Bush turns 60 today.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 16:49

Why do I have an empty text file named well yes why hello hey then in my desktop?
I don't remember this one. Gosh, this place is such a mess.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 17:07

There's something cozy about talking the contents of your computer like it's a physical area

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 17:13

Hey buddy, keep in touch with us, okay? Just keep posting here, at least just to keep us happy.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 19:46

(MEƒÖEL) nopai nopai!

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 20:13

Pounded in the BUTT by my own BUTT

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 22:04

Maybe if I take these pills I'll feel something.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 22:05

What kind of pills?

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 22:13

Caffeine, 200mg.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 22:41

Oof, that's like a super strong cup of coffee. Or two regular cups of coffee. Be careful with that.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 23:47

Coffee just makes me feel jittery and anxious.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 23:58

It also wakes you up and makes you poo more easily.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 00:19

I want to release the emergency mittens.

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 00:20


570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 09:08

My IP changed, that's totally lame.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 10:59

so like, if you're the official social media account for a sports team maybe it should say somewhere in your bio what sport you play? especially if you're the "shattuck dutch lions" or some shit that isnt exactly a household name

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 11:32

slightly grateful to the spammer for giving me a new thing to say instead of "the sticks, the boonies, BFE"

"shattuck, oklahoma" just plain sounds like the middle-of-fuckoff-nowhere, and it turns out it is.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 14:30

israelites: hey thanks for leading us out of egypt and all but we've been eating this manna stuff for 40 years, can we maybe have some meat?
god: meat? MEAT? you want meat? i'll stuff your assholes with meat until you die, you ungrateful fucks!

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 15:50

genesis 18:22-33: the first jew invents haggling

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 19:54

Current status:

[] > standard-output-port
[<stdout-port>] > 65 8 make-u8vector
[<stdout-port> #u8(#x41 #x41 #x41 #x41 #x41 #x41 #x41 #x41)] > 72 6 u8vector-set 10 7 u8vector-set write-port/u8

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 20:27

I am queen of the caterpillars.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 21:19

Lolis, all alone in the moonlight, I was issho then.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 21:34

Is there such a thing as a reverse-Oedipus complex? Like not hating your dad or wanting to fuck your mom?

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 22:21

"advanced" ""rhythm"" """game"""

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 22:41

>>578 Electra complex?

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 23:37

Fun fact: Atlanta is the best city in the world

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 23:39

What should you do when someone painstakingly explains a concept you already understand really well? Is it rude to say "I know, you don't need to tell me"? Happened to me today.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 00:00

LinkinPark-Why don't you fucking kill me(with lyrics)

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 00:25

Unfortunately most people will find it rude if you shut them down directly. It's much less abrasive to ask a question which indicates your knowledge of the subject, for example:

"Oh yes, I think I've heard about that. What do you think about X?"
"Ah yes, isn't it also true that X?"

Where X is something that indicates deep understanding of the concept.

Of course there are many variations on this, the main point is not to directly shut them down with "I know." If you want to change the topic, make X something only tangentially related. If they don't take the hint after multiple attempts to indicate your knowledge, turn the tables by painstakingly explaining the concept to them. Or you can always just make an excuse to end the conversation.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 04:30

Who knew the world was capable of such oxymoronic, paradoxical juxtapositions?

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 04:36

such as?

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 05:03

Trump. Nuff said.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 05:15

I thought we all mutually agreed to stop with the political shitposting. People were complaining about my political posts in /req/ and now you're starting up. Just stop.

Let's talk about something else. I just found out that there are some alcoholic drinks that have caffeine in them. This both intrigues and worries me. It could be interesting but I could see it going horribly wrong, as it would mask how drunk you are, or possibly lead to elevated risk of cardiac arrest because of the uppers and downers stressing out your heart. But it could also be fucking awesome.

Man, some Beer Advocate writers write so beautifully. Extremely evocative. It's a shame they only write about booze.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 06:11

I'm fucking trashed

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 06:34

I'm really drunk and don't remember how I stumbled across these pages but this shit is fucking weird and gives off some yeongrak-ish vibes


people who listen to experimental breakcore are the most powerful race in the world

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 06:43

Lol shut up autist.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 06:47

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 07:11

nivt ducj

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 07:23

>>588 Dragon Soop! It actually tastes pretty hideous

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 07:27

>>582 I think it's okay to interrupt in a friendly way, like smile and say "it's cool man you don't have to tell me, I'm well-versed in this :)"

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 09:47

>>588 How did you just find out about this, did you just turn 21 last week?

Alcohol + caffeine drinks are banned, at least as premixed drinks, in a lot of places for exactly that reason though. They all had names like "jolt" or "jaguar" and teenagers kept drinking 30 of them at a time and dying, so they're even banned in Russia now.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 09:51

Take it from a pro narkoman, don't mix uppers and downers. Good way to die or at least end up very sick. Benzos go well with just about everything though, takes the paranoiac edge off of weed or uppers and makes downers even more comfy.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 09:55

benzos seem cool until you're addicted and then everything sucks

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 10:00

>>598 yeah, they're an insidious little thing. Goes well with anything, one of the comfiest highs ever even on its own, especially if you're a naturally jittery and anxious person already like me. Comedown and withdrawal is the worst shit I've ever had though, like being wide awake for 3 days at a time having a panic attack thinking your heart is exploding. If you take em on the regular, don't take them before bed no matter how tempting it is, you'll come to rely on them to fall asleep and then when they're gone you will know true suffering.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 10:13

What a rush!

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