[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#29] (999)

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9115 19:18

The sun is setting on me.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9115 20:33

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9115 21:42

Get that checked. It could be cancer.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9115 22:50

get well soon, king

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9115 23:00

It's actually fairly normal to shit blood. Usually it's hemorrhoids or an anal fissure from pooping too hard. Wouldn't hurt to talk to a doctor about it, but if it's only a little blood there's no need to freak out or go to the ER.

Don't listen to me though, listen to doctors posting shit (lol good pun rite) on the internet:

TL;DR: only freak out if there's a lot of blood, the blood appears to be mixed with your poop (as opposed to just on the surface) or it doesn't look fresh

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9115 23:36

The internet lets you talk with strangers about bloody poop and anal fissures. What a time to be alive.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 00:28

Surely this isn't what Tim Berners-Lee had in mind.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 01:09

found this by accident but it's surprisingly charming

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 01:41

To be fair, he probably just envisioned a web 1.0 design where people had non-interactive pages of writing and low quality GIFs and guestbooks and pretty much nothing else. And don't forget the "this site is under construction" and "best viewed with a screen resolution of 1024x768 or higher" messages. I'm glad it's gotten better over time.

But then again, imagine what tech would be like without purists like Berners-Lee or Stallman. Sure, people can make fun of them sometimes, but if the web wasn't open, and we didn't have FOSS server platforms, shit would be a whole lot worse.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 02:49

shut the fuck off
I had an organism
im wearing you're colon today
its defiantly true
in all it's glory
your wrong and there opinion is write
people like you are a diamond dozen
dont be a grammer not see
time to take my 80HD medication's

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 03:45

>>953 That's a real nickname? I like it. It sounds... regal.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 04:04

People call each other king or queen on twitter or instagram as a term of endearment. Sometimes I use silly terms ironically and then after a while it stops being ironic. Post-irony.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 04:33

I'm pretty sure it's a nigger thing.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 05:35

just stop

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 07:33

But it's true. Calling each other king and queen is a nigger thing.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 08:41

"dad...i'm gay."
"hi gay, i'm dad"

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 11:08

alex jones hustles, gettin all dese alex bones
spreading fear and doubt to so many of our homes
makes my blood boil when he sells dis snake oil
gay frog chemicals and hats made of tin foil
don't like his website, but he got one thing right
social media censors, and they got a lotta might
I don't even know where our future's gonna go
wouldn't be surprised if it's 19 eighty fo'

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 11:30

Phimosis Jones

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 11:54

I hate it.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 13:39

what do you hate, and why?

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 15:16

Chances are, it's me.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 15:59

who are you and why do you think they hate you?

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 17:12

>>964 When I was a teenager I called my older girlfriend Queen, and I'm pretty sure I got it from Vamp in MGS2

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 19:31

Science says "Go ahead and stick your dick in crazy!"


I'll pass, thanks.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 21:28

Is it Thursday again?

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 23:44

I'm this one person. This one very particular person. One person he doesn't actually know.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 00:28


977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 03:27

Overwatch? More like, I don't want to watch!

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 03:54

petition to rename ailuromancers to 'nekomancers'

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 03:59

vague and mysterious

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 08:22

>>980 before i even start reading, is it because its function is 100% covered by the reply function and it's just a way for bluechecks to make sure all their followers see their SUPER IMPORTANT OPINION EPIC EGG TAKEDOWN

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 08:28

Oh no.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 10:45

Who is this Jordan Peterson guy and why is he getting a lot of attention lately?

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 11:31

how can you even cast ice barrage if you have a fire cape equipped? wouldn't it become water barrage?

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 11:39

Technically, the Death Grips song "No Love Deep Web" should be "No Love Dark Web." Deep web is a real thing, but it's not what they were aiming for. Any page that requires a login or isn't indexed by search engines = deep web. Tor = dark web. If they're going for the edgelord angle, it should be dark web.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 12:13

>>985 How can you be sure what they were aiming for?

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 12:24

deep web is boring and not that interesting

people commonly say deep web when they really mean dark web

deep web = some regular house with a lock on the door, in a regular neighborhood, nothing really interesting

dark web = secret underground crime syndicate and edgelords

not exactly, but you get the idea

death grips is edgy, which do you think they were going for?

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 12:26

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 15:37

Eeeh, maji? Easy modo?

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 16:36

i mean, yeah they were going for that cyberpunk vibe but aren't really tech savyy. they also thought 4chan was a cool hangout for hackers but wasn't really.

but, to be honest, i find the concept of the deep web itself a whole lot more fascinating than "the dark web". i mean, a lot of criminal shit probably gets arranged on facebook messenger and whatsapp. so it's boring and mundane but in a way so is crime.
behind locked doors, someone might be planning some weird embezzlement scheme, you never know.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 16:46

you logging in to gmail or twitter is the deep web
wow, fascinating

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 16:50

and yes, some people are dumb enough to do criminal stuff on facebook, but they do get caught

big tech companies cooperate with law enforcement and I'm sure they flag certain keywords or even image checksums (and also image recognition via neural networks), so you're owned as soon as you post something bad, like talking about a drug deal, or posting bad images, like of drugs or weapons

you know how facebook can find faces in images and it suggests that you tag people? well image recognition can apply to other things too, not just faces, so if you post a bag of weed on messenger then it could know

maybe they don't actually do that, but I'm saying it's possible, just like how captcha knows about street signs and shit

it doesn't make sense for people to do crime on facebook when they could use Tor and whatnot instead

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 17:25

>just like how captcha knows about street signs and shit

Is it captcha that knows? I thought those things were like collaborations with relevant companies, for instance identifying the street signs, cars, bikes etc. was helping image recognition for self-driving cars and stuff. Maybe I'm wrong, but I got that idea from a few years ago when you'd get two blurry words, and one was a captcha test word and one was from an old book that OCR scanners weren't certain about, so people were indirectly helping to digitise old literature; there was a thing going round that, since the captcha test didn't actually know itself what the other word was, you could put any word and it would pass the test so people were entering "CUNTFLAPS" or something to fuck with the system XD

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 17:28

Same with when it was house numbers, at first I deliberately entered similar-looking but wrong digits because I was worried it was helping to catch crime suspects, and I am not a grass. But after a while that didn't seem to work anymore, it was more certain about what the number shown was.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 17:39

Those are Google's captchae for its own purposes. Don't look too far into it.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 18:18

they're developing self-driving cars that will make google execs richer and make millions of people unemployed

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 19:06

High tech, low life.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 19:31

Sweet trips, homie.
Make a wish.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 19:45

We wuz kangz n shiet

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