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2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 15:08

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeeeeeee

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 16:06

not a nazi, but please deport all moslems

also jews pls move back to israel and dont be around white people

niggers must be brougth back to afrika and banned from entering europe and usa

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 16:30

>>3
fuck off nazi

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 16:41

The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi was too unrealistic for me

I mean, when have you ever met a woman with the mental capacity for depression(憂鬱)? That requires a working theory of mind and an IQ above 95, both of which are something no woman has ever possessed in the entire history.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:06

Was that the quickest Current Thought thread we've had?

>>3-5 These ignorant posters don't speak for me nor most users here, lest any new visitors get the wrong idea. Peace and fortune to >>2 though, >>2 is a true prince among peasants

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:14

>>6
stop trying to act like you can speak for everyone you control freak

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:18

>>7 Whoops sorry you're right, I did mean to type "probably most users here". I sincerely apologise, I hate when people make assumptions!

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:20

>>8
condescending too

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:22

>Was that the quickest Current Thought thread we've had?

yeah and also the shittiest, but this one will probably break that record. go on boys, let's impress me with your boundless cretinism.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:23

>>9 I did mean it, it is a peeve when people make assumptions about my values and beliefs and then I was guilty of it myself. But it's hard not to condescend to you (´・ω・`)

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:31

>>11
it's funny for some neckbeard who saves weeb emojis like "(´・ω・`)" to think they have the high ground on anything in life

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:39

excuse me this is a neckbeard safe space. please take your neckbeard-shaming somewhere else.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:40

>>12 It's a plug-in on my phone, two taps on the keypad. Girls think they're cute when I text them. Maybe when I hit puberty I'll grow a beard, but for now my life is pretty banging thanks XD

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:47

I fucking hate weeaboos, kaomoji, AA art, intentionally poorly translated 2ch copypasta, anime, and anyone who doesn't hold a politically correct opinion. I wonder what website is a good fit for me to hang out on?

*googles top websites*

-#2: youtube.com
nah...
-#3: facebook.com
nope
-#6: reddit.com
by golly, no!
-#13: twitter(dot)yourposttriggeredthespamfilter
close, but that's **already** where I get all my news and political opinions! I need something a little more...hmm, maybe...

*much scrolling later*

-#2,092,917: 4-ch.net
perfect! now if only those fucking un-PC weebs would stop posting AA art and anime! wait, I know! I'll bitch about those things in *every thread*! surely that will endear people to my cause!

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:49

The shobon predates you, it outranks you, and it is certainly more worthy of a seat at the table. The text itself that makes up the shobon shall be seated before you and fed of wine and steak to your scrapped bones and curdled milk. To say another is below you for speaking the shobon when it is itself above you is delusional.
Drop and give before the (`・ω・´)

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:08

> I fucking hate weeaboos, kaomoji, AA art, intentionally poorly translated 2ch copypasta, anime, and anyone who doesn't hold a politically correct opinion

one of these things is not like the others.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:12

>>15
I used to be into dumb shit like anime, and actually /o/ (the auto board) was my first intro to image boards, and then I got into world4ch's /lounge/ and /prog/, and eventually 4-ch and so on, but then I grew up and stopped liking dumb shit like anime. Weeb shit was a dumb phase in my life. I'm glad I'm over that, and I hope you can get over it too. I'm just disappointed that there are still plenty of people who are into this tripe. I want to convert you away from that garbage.

I'm not new, I'm just different now.

I changed dramatically in college. If you had a good education, you'd change too.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:21

I hope that one day you too, poor plebeian, can stop enjoying things that are fun and become a joyless, proselytizing cunt like me. I really wish people would stop liking things that I dislike! Btw I'm not new, I've been here all summer.

Have you even been to college, dude? If you had you'd totally understand. It's like, totally life-changing, dude.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:32

Ha! College is for plebs. Let me tell you why I'm superior for NOT going to college. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go back to watching misogynistic anime. Why don't women love me?

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:37

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:38

Also I hate to break it to you, honey, but if you went to college in America then you did not have a "good education", unless you went to one of a small handful of extremely elite institutions(you didn't). At best, you took on tens of thousands of dollars in debt to attend a glorified adult babysitting program where they taught you the basic literacy skills that people in the rest of the developed world(I use this term extremely loosely when referring to America) learned for free in what you'd call 'high school'. At worst, you took on tens of thousands of dollars in debt for the privilege of being brainwashed into a useful idiot for the political zeitgeist.

That feeling you're experiencing right now, where you're desperately trying to convince yourself and everyone around you that that was tens of thousands of dollars well spent, is called "post-purchase rationalization".

tl;dr: allahu akbar, death to america and death to whatever you are

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:48

>>6
blame that russian spam bot

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 18:54

>>22
imagine thinking you're superior for not having an education lmao

we're reaching levels of cognitive dissonance that shouldn't even be possible

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:06

That education evidently didn't teach you that internalizing and regurgitating internet colloquialisms rots your brain

*ducks

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 19:07

Imagine being so brainwashed you think paying $60,000 a semester in order to learn how to read since you didn't in high school because you were busy being shot at every day by school shooters or beaten by fascist police for scratching your eyebrow during the bi-hourly recital of the pledge of allegiance is an "education", lol.

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