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#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
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fat thread edition
just don't be one of those dumbasses who writes everything off as a business expense even when it isn't
>>729 I don't have any business expenses, I just walk around the corner and eat whatever I like!
And a girl just said she wants me to cum in her mouth! My life is FAB again!
To all you depressed dokyuns out there, just keep fighting! This was all a series of coincidences!
don't buy groceries when you're starving
hungrily mishearing junkrat's line as "Someone better get buttering cuz I'm on a roll!"
>>720,721
I've always been amused and slightly annoyed at the ubiquity of the 'cup of coffee' analogy. I don't drink coffee either, and even if I did I wouldn't spend $3 on it every day, I would make it myself.
You see "buy me a coffee" buttons all over the place, like https://www.buymeacoffee.com/ or https://ko-fi.com/ which claims: "The 'coffee' metaphor is a more human way to receive support." But why?
In real life, when a friend does you a favor, it's taboo to compensate them with money. People say, "don't worry about paying me back, just buy me a drink sometime." The problem seems to be that as soon as money changes hands, it complicates your relationship by mixing the worlds of friendship and business.
This is fine for small favors, but western society takes the concept that cash is crass to the point of absurdity. Friends refuse cash compensation even for huge favors that cost them money. People give each other gift cards, even though cash is so much more practical. At weddings, cash gifts are frowned upon, whereas in Asian countries they are expected to help pay for the expensive ceremony, which is much more practical. It's considered rude to even talk about money, even though doing so could actually be quite beneficial.
It's especially absurd to carry over this concept that cash is crass when begging strangers for money on the internet. "Buy me a coffee", "buy me a beer"...no matter how you phrase it, you're fundamentally still just begging for money. It just strikes me as a sad attempt to pretend that you're everybody's friend.
It must work though, because everybody's doing it.
>>736
beggars can't be choosers
the best way to get handouts is to only ask for small amounts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadweight_loss
if you ask people for $50, they won't give you anything
if you ask for $10, fewer people will give
if you ask for $3, people will be more likely to donate
more people at $3 = more money overall even though it's less money per person
>>731
I fondly remember when my ex-girlfriend was on her period, but I was thirsty as fuck so I pinned her against the wall and aggressively face fucked her until I came in her mouth. As I came, she grabbed my ass and pushed my cock in as far as it could go, greedily sucking every last drop.
Afterwards, I felt bad about being rough and apologized, but she breathed in an extremely horny voice, "no... that was... extremely hot." Hearing that was one of the best moments of my life. There's something incredibly validating about a girl enjoying when you cum in her mouth and telling you so.
>tfw no gf
It seems like the girl always recovers within a week while the guy stays hurting for a while. I think it's because of the difference in availability, if I had a buffet of pussy coming to call the second my breakup was through I'd be much less sad too I suppose.
I can't mope around forever. How do I get out of this rut?
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>>740
are there more dudes than girls or some shit? I don't get it
I've been thinking about it and I don't want to work in an office when I'm fucking 60. If current conditions keep up and I'm unable to retire like every other millenial, I'm killing myself at 55 or some shit. Easy peasy.
>>743
maybe some sort of catastrophic event or war will kill us, thus eliminating the need to commit suicide
I'm gonna die alone
>>740
I've noticed this too. At first the girl is extremely emotional and heartbroken, and feels like her world is ending. But a few weeks later, she'll have recovered and the guy still can't get over her, sometimes for years to come.
Of course this is just based on anecdotal evidence, and as with all generalizations there are plenty of counter-examples.
Theoretically the best way to get out of the rut is to dedicate yourself to self-improvement, such as exercise and pursuit of hobbies. This has the added benefit of making yourself more attractive, too. Unfortunately that's much easier said than done.
Big beat is still the shit
Twitch irl text-to-speech streams/videos are the most uncomfortable things ever, but even so, they are strangely fascinating.
7 hours of sleep in the past 4 days
don't take sleep for granted
Each day is worse than the last.
The frosting on that birthday cake turned my shit blue. I really want the world to know this. You're welcome.
tim goes hell for leather
vs
tim goes to hell for leather
>>747
Not just electronic
did you never think indie rock, or emo, or 90s pop, or any genre that was insanely big for a short amount of time, didn't feel really outdated basically as soon as it stopped being the sound of the moment?
fuck you and fuck the whole medical industry, guess i'll just go die and then you can find out what's wrong from the autopsy, just be sure to print me out a copy of the coroner's report and throw it in my fucking grave with the rest of the trash
what a massive fucking waste of time
>>753
who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Frosted butts
what if hell i real and when we die we suffer unimaginably for eternity. that would suck
I just want to be happy.
>>762
Happy's good now and then. Contentment is good all the time, and much easier to accomplish and maintain.
>>764
But then again, you don't want to be content with a bad life. Some people are. If shit's bad, by all means feel bad. But use those negative feelings towards improving your situation so that you can be genuinely content, instead of just resorting to mental gymnastics.
Here's an example of what I mean:
Let's say someone is upset because they're too skinny or fat.
The real solution is to go to the gym and eat better.
The bullshit solution is to post about fat acceptance/fat shaming on social media (which many people do).
Another example:
You're depressed because your life sucks.
The real solution is self-improvement, like learning a trade skill, attempting to get a better job, and things like that.
The bullshit solution is to take antidepressants that don't change your situation at all, but instead just change how your brain makes you feel about it.
god who fucking cares just get this shit out of my face cunt ill fucking glass you
none of this shit matters
GNU stands for GNU's Not uwu
I wonder how many more people would use GNU/Linux and take privacy and open source more seriously if Stallman wasn't a fucking fat and gross neckbeard
I wonder how many more people would use GNU/Linux and take privacy and open source more seriously if "GNU" wasn't synonymous with "bloated, buggy, and written using the stupidest brace style imaginable".
I wonder how many more people would use GNU/Linux and take privacy and open source more seriously if free software didn't suck ass
do people still say "homie" or has everyone moved on to "fam"
>>773 It seems like this word has become really popular recently, but it was common in the UK for a long time, especially in grime music
check my trips
Dragon Ball Z except the only way for them to go super saiyan is to smoke weed
is ASMR just like the modern version of mindfulness/meditation?
I’d joke about the current U.S. administration thinking they’re in Cold War II in response to the Space Force idea, but that’s apparently real and ongoing according to Wikipedia.
[sensual wah-filtered bass version of a familiar advertising jingle plays]
"I'm rubbin' it"
Hangover at the office hell yeah
Actually no it sucks ass.
The light inside me has gone out.
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WHEN I WAS
in a gangstas paradise
open up ya open up ya open up ya open up ya open up ya open up ya open up ya THROAT.
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
great now my car is gonna smell like stanky fried chicken till the end of time because SOMEONE thought rules aren't for him, DAD
hello you STINKY FRIED CHICKEN
I turned myself into a demon Kaz
I'm Punished Snake
are traps gay?
"Prizewell City Slicker?" Are they trying to channel Tomino's naming conventions or something?
I’d get tired of the news too if it never shut up about Trump every day.
>>792 I mean, they're not straight. If you're sexually attracted to an XY male with a penis you're at least bi. I guess I just don't get all the weird mental gymnastics people are going through lately to try to pretend otherwise, if you wanna be bi just do it. No one is gonna chemically castrate you under anti-sodomy laws or whatever anymore, it's 2018.
You can implement lexical scope in a dynamically-scoped language, but not the other way around.
Thus, much like the relationship between static and dynamic typing, one is undeniably technically superior.
But what languages are statically typed and dynamically scoped?
captcha: redith, Mike Tyson's key/value data store
>>799
You can emulate dynamic scope using controlled-access global variables in a lexically-scoped language.
Besides, that argument is just silly: you can't straightforwardly implement COMEFROM statements in most high-level languages, but that obviously does not mean a language with COMEFROM is automatically superior. (Note however that I am not an opponent to dynamic scope.)
why did I fall for this
> But what languages are statically typed and dynamically scoped?
You can use type declarations/annotations everywhere in Common Lisp to pretend it's statically-typed and it has so-called special variables which are dynamically-scoped.
captcha: the great quuth a.k.a the man of Thteele
360 dynamic noscope
also lisp weenies seem to obsess over programming languages so much that they never really program anything of worth
obsessed with syntax and language design to the point of not being able to move on and solve higher-level issues, which is the whole point of programming
computing isn't about CPUs and scoping, it's about being able to talk to people on the other side of the planet, make robots water your plants, draw a picture, and so on
>>800
Keyword is "emulate", there.
And I didn't mean just extra features, I mean something more all-encompassing: static typing is a strict superset of dynamic typing; dynamic scope is a strict superset of lexical scope.
And yeah, CL gets a special shout-out, as always.
captcha: howrc, some kind of config file
>>801
Don't you dare hijack a normal programming conversation with /prog/ autism
>>800,802
You know what, maybe you're right. I've been doing lexical-in-dynamic scope with gensym and renaming, but that's not too different to dynamic-in-lexical scope with parameters. I'll have to think more on it, or maybe it's not that important. Either way I was too hasty in my assertion.
>>803
I actually made an anti-/prog/ post
/prog/ loves lisp and arguing over programming stuff, I said that they're missing the point of programming if they obsess over that
if you have an app, no one cares about the code underneath
what's more important is the idea, usability, price, UX, etc.
>>805
I don't care, this isn't /prog/, you don't need to remind me it exists by mimicking a /prog/lodyte.
If I want to talk about the specifics of programming, I will, and I won't appreciate someone telling me not to talk about programming and instead to talk about business, marketing, "product" etc.
I might be building a house, but conversations about real estate won't help me decide which screws to use.
captcha: shownen: shows for boys
damn these captchae are on a roll
>>806
What kinds of things have you made with programming? Have you made anything useful, or do you just endlessly play around with language concepts? Serious question. Go ahead and insult me some more, but I am asking real questions here.
>>807
Don't start meta-arguments.
I have a full-time job writing software. That's all I have to tell you. Thanks for derailing another otherwise-normal programming conversation.
i love you, mister anonymous guy from two and a half years ago
>>808
What kind of software?
Asking questions isn't a meta-argument. People don't agree on everything and that's perfectly ok.
I come from a different world of software. Web developers, apps, and other more modern stuff. These kinds of developers often aren't familiar with concepts like pointers or other lower-level things. Usually just use interpreted languages, with a couple exceptions. Lots of JS and lots of reliance of built-ins, libraries, and frameworks, instead of doing lots of things from scratch.
The people in my software development circles are often self-taught and only know higher-level languages. They might not know how to manually implement sorting algorithms, which is the kind of thing you might learn in computer science academia, but they know the idea of sorting and can just use a .sort() method. They might have never installed Linux, but their AWS instances run Linux. They don't know how to set up iptables, but they do understand the importance of firewalls and security, even if they don't know the specifics. Rather than being puritanical about language and design (and old school CS stuff in general), they just follow modern trends and make presentable products, perhaps without really having a great understanding of everything. Even so, these are the kinds of people who make the apps and websites you use every single day.
People having different backgrounds doesn't make someone a troll or an agitator, it just means they don't share your exact life experiences.
If you tweet into the abyss, the abyss might tweet back. -Freddy Nietzsche
old software happening to new people
What is your favorite social media platform?
>>811
If your only life experience is being a retard who can’t write actual code and makes javascript for a living you should just end your life experience now.
captcha: pone
>>771
Don’t forget redundant, technically wrong, full of misunderstandings of the base concept, and ruled by politics instead of actual codewriting ability.
Sisyphus is an apt way to refer to sysfs, so much of Linux is undocumented bullshit made for people with commit access to lock in their side projects like udev and now cgroups for systemd, it’s a miracle kdbus finally got canned when it did. Not to mention that many of AMD and Intel’s blogs are wrong or inadequate but dare you not try and replace them since they give money to the foundation.
GNU’s contribution can be summed up in a sentence: GNU awk has a command line flag that does the same thing as the awk substr function, but on a longer timescale.
>the cheap shitty clones of already existing tools are shitty, what alternative is there
If only there were other UNIX derivatives that weren’t so terrible, but what kind of Solaris person would openbsd FreeBSD come up with such a plan9 thing? If only there were some MINIX HP-UX IRIX hero who would systemv save us from this.
Not understanding things now a point of pride among the kind of retards who use “frameworks” to make shitty websites that take up 3gb of memory to do text communication. This is what is called “disruption” and it is what happens when antiintelectualism takes over.
>>820
Ah yes, it was /pol/ that invented the term baby boomer. It's totally not a name for a generation of old people. Old people who use Fortran, COBOL, and Lisp, like the people on this site. Yes, I should go ``back'' to a site I don't even go to. Cool.
>>821
I hate to break it to you, but people in the real world use Linux, not your dinosaur/special snowflake shit.
>people in the real world use Linux
what fucking planet is this
>>825
I don't mean Linux on a personal computer. I mean if you're a web developer, your servers are gonna be running Linux, not some autistic bullshit like Minix like someone else mentioned.
Obviously macOS is the default OS for a computer if you're a developer. Linux on a laptop is a truly terrible experience.
how come the i9 9900k only has 8 cores instead of 9