The internet makes you stupid
The Adium duck has been asleep on my dock for years.
No one to talk to.
Hardly any good memories worth keeping, actually.
But I can't do it. I can't do him dirty.
https://exhentai.org/s/4dc60fe76c/860863-11
To this day the greatest page in manga.
Thesis: Harry Potter takes place in the Shadowrun universe, a few decades before the advent of all the advanced technology featured in-universe. In this TED talk I will...
and thus the banned ted talks playlist grows by yet another video
I am in agony.
Shit's painful
everyone:
JK rowling: dumbledore and grundlebundle were fucking constantly. like, 24/7 non-stop gay boning.
Fujos - not even once
Slightly miffed that Apple didn't force-meme iOS emulation onto Macs for more IAPs, but I'm guessing they did the calculus or whatever to find out they'd make more money from selling devices in the end.
Breakfast is the shittest meal of the day. Eating at that time is like having an after-dinner gallon of swill.
I wanna stay home but I need to go out
waitwaitwait
don't tell me all those old sites ending in -fire (angelfire, hongfire, mediafire (??) etc) is just engrish and it was supposed to be -file
Sleep, child.
Baba Is Gay
You know, Vriska would be Christian.
my butt hurts and not even for a fun reason
mediaphile, n. One who uses gold-plated HDMI cables and keeps their Samsung TV in Game Mode because they can tell when the video feed is stale from post-processing.
When does it get better?
penis parker
Just saw a ten year old riding very slowly on a scooter chanting "sub to pewds, subscribe to pewdiepie" at the top of his voice.
I don't find it enjoyable if I'm not edging for at least three hours.
i know it's not exactly foreign, but seeing homestuck on here still feels wrong
apparently my pain moans and my sex moans sound exactly the same
>>573
I have this problem too. Too many all-nighters spent edging to H-games in my younger years.
Muckerfuck
Crazy how everyone forgot the fake news arc in Harry Potter
guitars georg, who plays rhythm and knows all the chords, is statistical outlier and should not have been counted
I regret touching man boobs.
I do not have enough dirty boots around to ruin as many of their nice couches as I'd like to.
>>574
I was thinking of setting up a Homestuck/MSPA thread, but the only appropriate board for it that I can think of is probably /book/.
HODLing gacha currency
I am a single woman and I like to work
why do i have synthpop hair
Woah, that's a lot of 9s and 3s in today's date.
But no Hatsune 39's
Did I ever tell you about the time I was in a Hatsune Miku band once? The UK39s I think they were called.
Anyone who says you can't dance to something, is just a bad dancer.
kicked out of my krav maga class for refusing to stop calling it "jew-jitsu"
>>587
I'm scared now. What if, in 666 more days, we come back and the time stamp says 1993-09-9999? What happens after that day? Oh god.
i feel like i could contribute billions of dollars to the economy just by honoring some crazy NDAs, taking a look at some of the biggest companies' dumbest projects, and asking "why are you doing that"
Form without substance.
oh, it's less than two years
you think it's a good idea to use custom baba is you levels as skill tests for aspiring programmers?
>>597
fizzbuzz and the other classics like "implement a linked list" weed out more than enough of them imo, and while some people get annoyed at doing babby shit like that, it's just because they haven't read enough tales of people faking resumes
depending on whether you mean aspiring to learn how to program or aspiring to get hired to program, anyway
wereboomer: oh no, it's happ--I AM THE ONE WHO ROCKS
I wish there was a restaurant called astroburger. It would look like a flying saucer, it would have flat-ish blue pillars with holes in them like aircraft support beams, the tables would be red round ones with see through plastic domes on them so that they're like flying saucers - then the burgers would be one for each planet in the solar system, venus would be a spicy burger with red food colouring, earth would be a normal burger but in a packet to show the air and a side of a grey biscuit for the moon, then saturn would have a large onion ring around the patty, the jupiter burger would have a hole in the patty with lots of barbecue sauce in it for the great spot. The taps would serve RC cola.
if you saw the numbers they saw, you would have made the same decision.
>>598
I do mean people aspiring to learn how to program like in a bootcamp or something, those kind of initiatives that teaches unemployed blue collar boomers how to program or whatever.
can i fit a cat's head in my mouth
>>596 Yeah! You might remember me from such classic compilations as DQN DIGITAL VOL.1 and DQN DIGITAL VOL.2: DEQUARANTINED - I also play gigs across the nation with my other band!
> venus would be a spicy burger with red food colouring
You mean Mars right?
Venus could be the breaded chicken patty. Or depending on which pictures you use for a reference, the sickeningly grey and artificial veggie burger.
Pluto could be a slider with some kind of white cheese representing the ice.
>>605
Mars I was thinking of using orange sauce and having sliced oranges without the rinds inside instead of tomatoes. Breaded chicken actually makes more sense for Mars to me, since Mars is covered in dust and gunk. I also remembered that when I was young I used to roll an ice cream ball in biscuit crumbs and chocolate chips then put it on a cone and that was called a comet ice cream, that could be served as the comets. And I was also thinking of the sun, and maybe that could be a giant mozzarella cheese ball.
It's fun to imagine the ideal fast food place.
life has become fairly pleasant recently
>>607 The ideal fast food place should be a bloody place, with a sense of tension in the air, where two guys could start a fight at any time. That kind of stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about the best fast food places, the ones women and children dare not enter.
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fuck work
man's no thot
Yeah. GALO SENGEN
I'm so sleepy.
I am VERY ANGRY and WANT TO DIE.
Seize a salad
I am eternity.
cat is pregnant
a clean keyboard is its own reward
When the Yoshinoya Rant is posted, I respectfully take my hat off to read it.
omedetou
Well, don't mind it, >>623. It means that it has nothing to do with this thread.
Yesterday I went to my neighborhood Yoshinoya. Yoshinoya.
Then somebody can't sit down in a mess.
Well, if you look closely, something hangs down and you are writing 150 yen off.
Well, you're stupid. Idiot.
You've come to the Yoshinoya, who is usually 150 yen off, and you're out of the blue.
It is 150 yen, 150 yen.
It seems some parents have brought their kids along too. It is a Yoshino family with four members. Thank you.
I'm telling you, yeah, daddy, you're asking me. I have not seen it anymore.
I'll give you 150 yen for your seat.
The Yoshino family is supposed to kill more.
With the guy sitting opposite the U-shaped table, it doesn't matter if the fight starts any time,
Is it stabbed or stabbed, that kind of atmosphere is good? A girl and a child are sloppy.
Then, when I finally thought I could sit down, the guy next to me said something like it was a big success.
Then I got really mad again.
You know, that's not going to happen. Bokeh.
I'm proud of you, what's up, it's hot and cold.
I would like to ask if you really want to eat soup. I want to ask. I would like to ask for a small one hour.
You just want to say Tsuyudaku.
The latest fashion among Yoshino family members is, after all, if you tell me from Yoshino family members,
Negida, this is it.
A large amount of green onion gyoky. This is how to ask.
There is a lot of green onions. Instead I have less meat. this.
Well, it's a large oyster dumpling (egg). This is the strongest.
However, the double-edged sword also carries the danger that it will be marked by the next clerk when asking for this.
I can not recommend it to an amateur.
Well, you guys have eaten even with a beef bowl set meal.
God, I couldn't imagine going through one of those white people weddings.
I haven't worn trousers in more than six months.
TES6 confirmed for:
-windows 10 exclusive
-always online
-literally no skills
-gender slider
-set in hammerfell
-plot is all about how redguards was kangs until the nord man came and stole their pyramids and melanin magic
-console commands unlockable via microtransaction, .additem costs $0.99 per use
-no paid mods, but limited number of mod slots, increasable via microtransaction
-mods can only use default game assets
-is actually just Skyrim again
sexy dutch MP
i wanna be a hipster
[tech scammer voice] J as in Joker
We are cursed.
if your website doesn't have a dark theme get it the fuck out of my eyes
why is black text on a white background still a thing
It's probably Apple's fault
pwned is short for publicly owned and let me tell you marx was all about the pwnage
>>636
Stroup effect motherfucker, get out of your cave and start reading like an evolved human being. Turn off that gay ass syntax highlighting while you're at it.
I kinda hate Tom Hiddleston now that the truth about him was uncovered
Fuck you all, #ffffea for life.
sam world order.