holy fuck i came bricks
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>>657
Claiming to be an asshole because of some cluster B shit that for some reason you're not seeking help for.
Shark tits
I want any and all of you to teach me how to become functional again. Seems like I'm uncreative, stuck and unhappy (again).
Did you hear about the bipolar autistic narcissist Dunning–Kruger who gaslighted a Stockholm Napoleon Imposter so badly he got PTSD? OCDWTFBBQ!
realize i should take better care of my teeth -> floss -> my gums are in agony for daring to disturb the gingivitis
>>676
your return value must be the the same for the same arguments and your evaluation must have no side effects
getting really hungry after jerking off like i just ran a mile or something
I've seen no degaussing like my old monster monitor did. It went all the way up to 1600x1200, or at least that's what I put it to. I couldn't tell if it could actually handle it. The dots were too small.
Anyway no simulator will simulate it the way I remember it
kite ninja yeeting outta nowhere
>>685
It's not really a degauss without that slight adrenaline kick from an erroneous belief that you might EMP your own brainwaves, is it?
ah whoops
What's the word I'm looking for - say you read a food critic's review of a new restaurant; you wouldn't call the critic an "authority" on food, but you would expect them to have some higher level of understanding of the game than the people reading their column, of why good restaurants are good and vice versa, more than just "the food was tasty but the room was noisy". What do you call this quality, someone of a higher level of expertise which "gives them the right" to give a more insightful critique and allows the reader to trust their opinion more?
An ideal critic would have an inside-out knowledge of the medium and the context - a movie critic has more credibility if he studied cinematography and journalism, than someone unqualified who blogs about their favourite James Bond films. Their opinions are both valid opinions, but what's the word for being better-equipped to give a more valuable insight?
>>691
I might use "clout" in that situation but I feel like that's not quite the right thing either. Expertise?
Feels like it's some kind of cross between ethos and experience
>>691
"Erudite", "accredited", or "estimable" might serve, depending.
Rhetorically, though, that entire angle might be difficult. I think using a one-word appeal to authority tends to lower credibility rather than raise it, like you're trying to puff up an emperor with a few too many titles and no clothing.
>>694
I think "they do this for a living" is more nuanced than a simple appeal to authority. Plus reputation is a valid argument for credibility, unless the audience hasn't actually heard of them.
Hmmm I mean more like the position that person is in, rather than an adjective: an esteemed newspaper pays the expert food critic to write a column, the reader turns to this column for guidance on a restaurant's food, it is the critic's duty to serve a knowledgeable piece of reasoned advice for the reader. If the reader hasn't heard of the critic, they can still put some faith in their views because the [position of authority] the esteemed newspaper has put them in should ideally guarantee they know their potatoes.
>>695 they do this for a living which gives them [authority on the subject] ?
You're doing wonderfully, and I'm very proud of you.
i've had the phrase "elistist supercuckture" on my mind for a while and i think it's about time i get it off
fuck me, that's the second time
vc: hottip: proofread your posts
>>696
Yes, you could hopefully believe that they've put some thought into it (as they're paid to), and their employer endorses them by continuing to pay them for their views
>>700 Yes, I mean what is the word I'm getting at, it's on the tip of my tongue - it's been bugging me since I first posted...
We have burned through this thread, I feel like it was made just yesterday.
I'm alive!
>>701 I mean, there's a "professional" (which seems to at least have the connotation you seek) who might be "eloquent" (able to explain related matter clearly in profound ways, which is usually a distinguishing mark of an expert opinion).
We could probably get you some pretty fine-tuned words if you said what you wanted to use it for.
Toy Story toys but they work like Fate servants
24 years old, i've been a shutin hikki neet for the past 6 years and i'm trying to fix my life
i have a job now and at least have a little bit of money sometimes, sometime soon i'll get a driver's license too
after that i have no fucken idea what i'm supposed to do, how am i supposed to make friends and meet people all that stuff, all that kind of stuff happened at school before
i ask because dqn(and depression) has been basically the only constant in my life for those 6 years
> how am i supposed to make friends and meet people all that stuff, all that kind of stuff happened at school before
Just go to community college, it's socially acceptable to recreate your highschool experience there.
> how am i supposed to make friends and meet people all that stuff, all that kind of stuff happened at school before
Legally change your name to Boris von Horace. The more of us, the better.
Farts then gaslights
I wonder what's for April Fools Day.
fricken Oceania/East Asia, being in the future and shit
im squeeks
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APRLI FOOOLL!
Let's get sad.
Let's get mildly pleased instead.
I implore you, gent, let me through, for the gate won't budge. The gate won't budge! We are about to get annihilated!
How does IRC, of all things, shit me up the most? I could scream into a passing library and feel less like eating my own foot
Let's get mad.
Another day, another friend lost
way too many 4d's for me
patiently awaiting the day i can break out the "fuck me yourself, you coward" line on someone
dilemma: I baked cookies and brought them to work with the intention of sharing with coworkers but now I am feeling greedy and want to eat them all myself.
Now I must choose between deliciously unhealthy self-gratification or gaining esteem in the eyes of my fellow man.
is sending unwanted dick pics really that common
>>727
I suspect, based on the statistics of how much extramarital sex actually happens, it's more of a pareto / power law thing where like 80% of dudes will never do it, ~20% just have a distorted sense of what's classy with some portion of the top 1% being "why we can't have nice things"... and some statistically small handful are some absolute maniac outliers the police are hopelessly searching for as we speak.
My fish just finished reheating, so I've gotta go. I hope you have a happy holiday though. Guantanamo Bay is still open. Good night.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas~
Harmonic Simultaneous 4-day Hinomaru
Your flag is educated stupid. A flag will rotate around 4-corner symmetric metamorphosis.
Suffer with me.
Hot elf chicks that fetishize mortal men because they get all the wisdom and wrinkly old guy look and shit fast and then they die and you get another one
can't get sent unwanted dick pics if you want them all roll_safe_tapping_head.gif
got me there
Time worth wasting isn't time.
avengers is starting to feel more and more like poohadventures
>>725
i just saw that referenced on twitter, someone's going to beat you to the punch I'm sure.
>>738 you probably saw it referenced by me, i see twitter and the current thoughts thread as serving a similar function of jotting down random stream of consciousness shite and sometimes i post my current thought in both places tbh
or more like sometimes i forget what i posted where and it ends up on both
>>739,740
I suffer from choice paralysis whenever I have some kind of pithy thought and then must decide whether to post it on DQN, SAoVQ, Twitter, Facebook, Discord, or one of my many group chats...it's often hard to guess which audience will receive it best.
>>741
It sounds like you're sticking to the "one audience even though there's 0 crossover" rule. If so, we are in complete agreement even though it's pointless!
>>742
I wouldn't want my DQN friends to know I use Discord/etc.
>>742,743
Yeah, I'm always paranoid that there might be crossover, and that my carefully guarded anonymity will be destroyed. I especially hope nobody I know in real life or DQN ever finds my re**it account, it would be just too embarrassing.
In reality though, I seriously doubt anybody cares enough to notice. Or even if they did notice, they wouldn't give a shit.
sofaa kara tachiagare, sadame no senshi yo
putting the 'homo' in internet homogenity
the prostate is fucking magic boys you should try it
having dry orgasms back to back over and over for like 30 minutes before shooting gallons of cum in one spurt without even touching my dick is the closest thing i've had to a religious experience
I love how the "List of serial killers by country" page on Wikipedia tells you that the "List of serial killers in the United States" is on a completely separate page.
cute girl is a serial killer who just fucking murders you
>>748 You won't be able to resist doing it again and again, but then you'll regret it when you're trying to squeeze out that last nugget of poop each day
find yourself a nice jewish boy
i am a key
still thinking about that buldak 7 hours later
>>757
kurosawa's films were utter shit. i mean you just go to the theater, sit down and do nothing for 3 hours. the only bosses are the ticket lady (it's RNG whether she's surely) and maybe the ushers if you decide to jerk it out of boredom. zero difficulty. gamers were babies back in the '50s
>>751
I also enjoy Ericfs work: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=806359
Cute girl who tortures and mindbreaks your enemies.
Cute girl who drugs you and swaps your limbs with somebody else's.
Cute girl who's actually a cute ghost who likes to play innocent pranks on strangers but it turns out it freaks them out so the value of your house you were attempting to sell during a financial crisis plummets to pennies on the dollar and you end up killing yourself instead of suffering through poverty.
But how do I achieve the mythical prostate / dry orgasm?
stop and think
in middle school one of my friends picked up an abandoned note that said:
i still wonder wtf that was about
Look, dude, my butthole can kick the shit out of me. You'll have to do better.
Those odd nouns in fictional settings that seem to be halfway between a common noun and a proper noun so that they look kind of wrong both with and without capitalization.
sengoku but with american civil war people
cute girl who is a snake