Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
vc: wow
"would you still marry me if I only ever gave you oral?"
>>732 tfw no male lesbian husband where we just suck each others dicks like once a week then order pizza
You know, we’re all heading straight to Hell
Yes, it’s like riding downhill with no brakes.
You mean, there’s no way to stop?
No, you stop all right - when you crash.
Yet another article about how terrible lootboxes are uses a picture of an Overwatch lootbox.
overwatch is terrible overall, so that's fine.
I <3 dildos
>>737 i believe there's something fundamentally dishonest about railing against p2w while using a screenshot of something that's strictly cosmetic and so time-wasting to open that many streamers have thousands they just refuse to touch
[to the tune of two tickets to paradise] i've got, constipation
give me the gep gun
When children in the West get a haircut that looks like a mushroom, it's known as a "mushroom haircut"
When children in East Asia get a haircut that looks like a mushroom, it's known as a "shiitake mushroom haircut"
When they have to revalue the the pound, the £ sign will be replaced by a full color emoji of Boris Johnson's stupid grinning face.
"Boris Bucks"
People were making jokes the other day about Jeffrey Epstein dying in jail because he knew too much, and now he has.
Can we give the modern world a bad review for having such a predictable plot?
Is this real?
no
>>745
Yes. All things are real.
Even false things?
Yes.
How can this be?
Fuck if I know, I didn't do it.
>>744
It must be a sign of decaying times when even the conspiracies \involving the highest echelons of society become too transparent and obvious.
London is bad.
Astol-Fou tbh
i'm the operator with my pocket calculator. bleep bloop.
boku wa ongakuka dentaku katate ni. bleep bloop.
Astarotte no omocha
I just took an interview where they use python and asked if they use a Django, and they answered that they weren't using any frameworks, and it just dawned on me that they might be writing cgi scripts in the year of our lord 2019, holy shit, nope.
>>754
Nevertheless, I hope Team YouTube doesn't mind the question and that you will make my end-user experience less shitty :V
>>754
"a Django"
anyway CGI is dead for new software, it'll basically boil down to a socket listen loop. There are plenty of libraries you can stitch together to do what a framework does.
Mike: The Pope told her that the boy was fine and to leave him be. He is a special needs child. I'll pray for you, sounds like you could use it.
Keith PhD: uhmm and you know what the Pope said? Special needs or not it's still not appropriate. I'll pray for you. Sounds like your cognative skill need it.
Mike: Thank you for that. I need them, and you need the practice.
Keith PhD: And I'll pray for you. Seems you have the "gift of prophecy" since you know what the Pope told the child and what type of prayer life I have and you never met either of us!. I'll pray for you, ego is a sin you know!
Mike: Thank you again, for twice the prayers!
Keith PhD: I hope they will help guide you toward a more spiritual path!
Mike: Thank you, God bless.
yuckurry is the thigh gap youkai
I wonder if anyone likes me.
who's stalking me online
And what about the ghost that jerked him off to completion? Could that have really happened?
>>754
CGI or single-script servers are the way to go. Web 3.0 is dead, long live the telnet!
>>766
serverless architecture built on independent unikernels managed by a specialized hypervisor coordinated by a robust message broker.
tbh I'm looking for 100% buzzword compliance for future employment. I personally don't give a shit unless it looks good on my resume, CGIs are fine, really.
>>766
We have forgotten the golden rule: KISS, Kubernetes Instances for Static Sites.
I suspect that 4chan captchas are such a pain in the ass nowadays as payback for renigger.
Maximum gay.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's coming 'round to put it back the way it ought to be
>>767
You've failed your DevOops buzzword exam. No mention of Docker or k8s.
>>766
With CGI you need a separate server (basically only Apache) to take http requests and format them for the script. It's also one OS process per request; even with mod_perl or mod_php it's still a thread per request. Heavy on server resources. But that doesn't matter for a forum with 3 users.
The alternative (socket bind + listen loop) can be much lighter and doesn't try to abstract away the concept of network sockets (reducing bug surface area). You get to take advantage of green threads and non-blocking IO. You also don't need a separate server unless you don't want to deal with HA or TLS yourself (and then you can just shove it behind nginx). You can use any language, too, basically, since all it needs is a handful of socket functions rather than an entire CGI library. Low OS resource usage per request also raises the bar for DoS attacks like slowloris.
TL;DR CGI works, sure, but the alternative is simpler and therefore faster and safer.
>>772
Since I am a huge retard, can you link me some resources for further research on this sort of material?
attempting to scrape a tumblr that claims to be exclusively women its anonymous owner likes because it sufficiently meets my aesthetic and i'd like unlimited reference works, before the porn detector finally makes it a fucking nightmare to scrape
problem: there are enough ladies therein to populate a substantial city-state and just crawling the links has taken the parser an hour and counting
i am the boner of my penis
unlimited reference works
It's okay to be GRAVE ME GRAVE FOR YOU
Holding hands under the moon.
Do people actually enjoy dev ops
The same people who enjoy networking and administration
How long have you been on 4-ch?
I remember posting in the first Grandpa thread, so about 5000 days I guess.
I did take a very long break though. I think the "Love & Sexuality" board still existed when I left (looks like it was nuked for being a pedophile haven in 2013.) So did WAKAChan, which is how I found 4-ch.
I am so thankful for the rain I hear outside right now. 💙🌧
>>781
It's almost 2020 now, I think I remember posting on here as far back as 2009.
>>781
sometime before sept 5000
was only really interested in rei's diner and clonepa threads so i can't tell you much about what it was like tho
What do you call a FAQ for questions that aren't frequently asked at all, but may be asked?
The time of drifting is cum
>>781 relative latecomer, I've been here since the late september 6000s or so
but you knew that
captcha: wow
The standard numerals drive me nuts. They're unwieldy to write. They have too many easily confused glyphs, which seems unreasonable considering they're a recombining set of ten, and a lot of shorthand systems don't touch 'em at all because they're already shorthand.
Not sure what to do except kvetch; this is something I simply haven't found a decent way around, and few seem to share my objections. Even conlangs that try to overdo simplicity rarely see a need to fuck with 'em.
Anxious for absolutely no reason.
Nurse my boner back to health
In Asia, do old men feed leeches in the same way that old men feed birds at parks?
byzantine copmutations
🥚
>>799
Blame the Arabs of old. There's plenty of numeral systems to choose from.
When is someone gonna write the next rails is omakase
The American dream is to become a NEET.
The American dream is to become baby
The American Dream: Prepare to Die edition
*unless you are already wealthy
>>805
they not only have more strokes that fly in different directions, they also have the too-similar-to-each-other problem even worse! e.g. the four corner codes for the digits are
1030, 1000, 1010, 1010, 6021, 1010, 0080, 4071, 8000, 4001, 4000
Meaning half of them have a horizontal upper-left corner, and three of hose also have a horizontal lower-left corner as well. The "legs" on 689 are not only infamous gaijin-killers, but it's a liability for low fi / poor vision problems.
>>807
arabic is the only one in common use that's noticeably better than "arabic", but only by a hair. plus the 2 and the 3 are almost the same goddamn symbol.
kuripipe
big brain
i'm am going to say the n word
Nigger
>:)
wtf why am i the one who has to pilot this giant robot to save the earth
what's the deal with tree emoji twitter
(。・ω・。) I'm glad Win 10 now gives me the option to shitpost in kaomoji
8chan retards begone.
"how is that coming along, anyway?"
"mother of god i had no idea a LARP vagueposter on any chan could get that much boomer attention, TV truly has gotten that incompetent."
I've looked at a ton of Japanese porn in my lifetime and yet, to this very day I still get "Wtf am I looking at?" moments.
I totally didn't make the connection between the recent amount of shit lately and 8chan going down. You'd think from posting on a barely active site they'd be a bit accustomed to putting more effort behind their posts, but noooo, it's gotta be shitposting right out of the gate.
hear me out with this thread idea: posting your intrusive thoughts
>>824,826
"They are sometimes said to take their victims for the purpose of drinking their blood, eating their livers, or gaining power by taking their shirikodama (尻子玉), a mythical ball said to contain the soul, which is located inside the anus"
That is something I learned about kappa today Kappa