[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#33]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#33] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9377 22:52 [No]

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9489 20:09 [No]

>>828
it was in an episode of the recent Kitaro

captcha: noshass
Literally "snack on ass"

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9489 23:37 [No]

>>830
I don't want to do any of that.

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9490 00:14 [No]

>>832
Your loss.

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9490 01:20 [No]

We think that golden touch of honey makes every bowl un-bee-lievably tasty.

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9490 02:19 [No]

Not sure if astigmatism or display glitch....

> Have some of Column A
> Try ALL of Column B

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9490 13:52 [No]

> soul vore

miss me with that gay soul shit

captcha: pessad
it looks the same upside down

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9490 14:19 [No]

It's not gay if the souls don't touch

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 01:21 [No]

Chamber of Commerce, aka my sex dungeon

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 02:20 [No]

Progress report from dumbass trying to fix my vision (myopia) "naturally"

Basically, yeah, it's possible. I'm not good to drive or anything--it's very back and forth throughout the day--but I think it'll get there within a few weeks, the rate things are going. I'm not sure which technique has really helped the most, except that the most dramatic improvement occurred after I started trying to frequently pay attention, using my peripheral vision, to well lit long range parallax effects and (in moderate doses) bright screens. It seems it stimulates some nerve cells towards some process I don't/can't have control over. Also, it's probably the safest thing I'm doing, too.

I try to cover all the bases, so in addition flexing ciliary muscle, using conscious control over the extraocular muscles to reshape the eye (probably a simultaneous tug on opposing recti from the feel of it, with some assistance from the eyelid, like a really hard squint), and stretching them so the range of motion doesn't feel imbalanced.

Unlike claims online that it's all in one thing or the other, I think the various parts of the eye exist the way they are in part because they adjust each other and maintain multiple equilibria, as far as shape is concerned. Even down to the springiness of the eyeball--it seems its natural resting shape/position can be adjusted somewhat by what I'm doing. Binocular vision also helps one eye tell that it's not seeing clearly sometimes, so now and then I can "walk back" the range of depth by squinching the eyes alternately.

Bonus: I figured out how to have a weak orgasm just by thinking about it during this time... odd benefit to trying to find obscure muscles most people don't bother with.

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 05:35 [No]

sksksksk and I oop

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 11:10 [No]

Whatever did I do

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 11:51 [No]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 16:23 [No]

I feel like I'm slipping away again.

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 17:39 [No]

I used to be a romantic, mainly because I had abusive parents and tried pursuing other emotions to distract from getting hurt real bad, but it turns out that's not really a good idea if you're not okay with getting hurt real bad.

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 19:06 [No]

I wish I had abusive parents. I had neglectful parents. It's why I'm here.

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 11:01 [No]

Not afraid to call David Spade a spade

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 11:01 [No]

Not afraid to call David Spade a spade

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 11:02 [No]

Mother of fuck
This shitty captcha always trips me up

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 13:29 [No]

fiscally irresponsible, socially inept

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 15:30 [No]

why should I be beholden to the tyranny of time?

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 17:51 [No]

I won't go unnoticed like a fart in a storm. Witness my undying stench

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 19:59 [No]

Is politics shitter gone?

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 21:18 [No]

yeah, you can come out now it's safe

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 21:27 [No]

he's been gone for almost a year

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 23:25 [No]

The moon is waning, and so am I.

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9493 17:18 [No]

corea digustibn

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9493 18:10 [No]

DQN is zen, VIP is tao.

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9493 18:55 [No]

what about iOS-kun?

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9494 00:04 [No]

O (name of voyager)
The time has come for you to seek new levels of reality.
Your ego and the (name) game are about to cease.
You are about to be set face to face with the Clear Light
You are about to experience it in its reality.
In the ego－free state, wherein all things are like the void and cloudless sky,
And the naked spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum;
At this moment, know yourself and abide in that state.
O (name of voyager),
That which is called ego－death is coming to you.
Remember:
This is now the hour of death and rebirth;
Take advantage of this temporary death to obtain the perfect state －
Enlightenment.

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9494 04:02 [No]

Every time this client asks a dumbass question, the price is going up $10.

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9494 05:51 [No]

Shout out to the warm air that comes up when you take a hard shit on the toilet.

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9494 13:56 [No]

wonder when slunch

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9494 14:42 [No]

>>858
I believe they were the same person

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9494 18:40 [No]

i wanna 3d prinner

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9495 19:47 [No]

emo type error
expected nothing, given void

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9497 23:28 [No]

I love myself.

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 01:53 [No]

I love myself roughly, like an abusive husband.

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 01:56 [No]

>>782-794 approx. (except >>787)
Before I completely forget to ask, and a new thread starts: What was it like back then? How have things changed since?

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 10:39 [No]

When I was in Japan recently for a business trip, my (Japanese) coworker took me to Yoshinoya. He asked if I was familiar with the establishment, and I responded with something like "ah, I know the kopipe at least". Needless to say, he was amused.

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 11:05 [No]

>>781
I was a (very late, apparently) latecomer in 2013, the early September 7000s. I remember being around for the release of Viptronic 8
Main difference between then and now is a large influx of what I'd call 'twitter humour' somewhat reshaping the posting culture here (but not to a huge extent), also more persistent spammers and frequent appearances of 'eizi 42th Japanese Old Boy'.

Notable/active threads included hmmm....
[NOVEL] DQN Short Novel [FAIRLY LONG]
We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises]
[REI] May I take your order?
[Finding] Scavenger Hunt! [Scavenging]

I also feel like [Posthumous course] Teacher/Student Thread! [C&P] on /ascii/ was pretty active at that time (relatively).

871 Name: 870 : 1993-09-9498 11:13 [No]

>>870
also, not to clutter up the thread but I still miss hellochannel.or.gs. RIP.

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 15:34 [No]

what's the point tho sumatran beans already have that whiskey goodness

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 15:49 [No]

>>870
I like the idea of Grinding Noises but never really participated. I guess CYOA will spring back up when it's needed.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 17:26 [No]

>>870 Twitter humour! That's what it is! There is definitely that kind of flavour now sometimes.

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9498 23:17 [No]

UF has been in hiatus for so long yet it is still online

a living tomb of what a part of the Internet once was like

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 00:16 [No]

I draw super good on my cintiq

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 00:50 [No]

I've been here since the very beginning but I have a pretty terrible memory so can't really say what it was like back then. Agree about the influx of twitter humor. Not necessarily a completely bad thing though.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 03:13 [No]

>>870
>>874
I feel somewhat guilty for introducing "new internet" into the CTRL+V and comments threads. I remember some concerns about that dqnquality tumblr but that seems to have blown over.

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 07:32 [No]

>>878 better than letting this place die out completely, that's for sure

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 17:32 [No]

The impression of DQN-kun I used to have has changed, I used to imagine him as like a weeb Zarathustra with pantsu on his head or something...

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9499 17:50 [No]

people change and that's ok
everyone yearns for "the good ol' days" regardless of the days' quality relative to now

882 Name: DQN-kun : 1993-09-9499 21:53 [No]

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883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 07:49 [No]

>>882 Take your time old chum.

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 08:31 [No]

I think I've been on DQN for 13 years (since 2006). Needless to say I'm a very different person than I was 13 years ago.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 10:42 [No]

I'm in internet love.

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 13:56 [No]

Bump all the *pa threads!
Bump all the song threads!
Bump all the CYOA threads and writing threads!
Bring back the banners of the days gone by!

And get rid of the wikipedia/copypastefromtwitter/other link threads (other than SAITAMA news).

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 15:06 [No]

>>886
I'm good with that.

Random bursts of creativity are much more fun than blind youtube links.

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 16:24 [No]

dominant drossel

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9500 19:03 [No]

I never follow the youtube links. This is a text board!

Posted from my IBN 5100

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 07:50 [No]

The wikipedia and youtube threads used to be better, I used to follow the links and think damn, now that's DQN QUALITY. Now they're more often, hmm yes, quite interesting...

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 09:12 [No]

I've stopped chewing my nails down the very last bit out of anxiety because it's gross and my god I've missed the tactile feedback

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 13:51 [No]

happy birthday!
I hope you produce lots of value for our esteemed employer

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 17:05 [No]

can you even get rash from eating shitton of oats

that sounds extremely dodgy lol

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 18:12 [No]

shoobie doobie do dop

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 19:29 [No]

showing ads to people who are using no-pay products because they have no money is a sustainable business model

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 20:14 [No]

I am losing my fucking mind.

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 20:38 [No]

I feel bad, in multiple ways

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9501 22:09 [No]

anyway, did we run dry on textboard memes to make shitty weeb imitations and spinoffs of, or have the importers just been asleep this whole time?

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9502 09:54 [No]

Alanis Morissette sure does a good tourettes impression

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9502 14:36 [No]

900GET

901 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9502 14:52 [No]

why do my jewish girlfriend's farts smell like pizza

902 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9502 23:04 [No]

I am okay with spelling the word "defence" (in U.S. usage) if it's literally a barrier fortification, such as a cheval-de-frise or a Czech hedgehog.

903 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9503 00:06 [No]

I wish I was being cuddled right now.

904 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9503 09:43 [No]

BoJo's bizarre adventure

905 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9503 10:52 [No]

I wish I was cuddling someone

906 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9503 11:16 [No]

I wonder if that guy that loves periods still lurks here...

907 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9503 12:39 [No]

can somebody please show me something new on the internet that is good?
I'm tired of being a nostalgia junkie...

908 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9503 12:46 [No]

Did I Image Saved or did This Image Could Not Be Saved me

909 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9503 15:40 [No]

>>906 Sure do, I sucked a tampon just the other day

910 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9503 17:16 [No]

See also https://writeup.ai/ for other dumb computers taking the effort out of shitposting and fanfic.

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9504 02:10 [No]

She looks like the kind of girl that would say "very nice" after I gave her the sex

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9504 05:22 [No]

She likes archived sailor moon geocities fan pages, pics of dead flowers, super nintendo, cool music and weed

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9505 02:10 [No]

>>909
you caught me off guard there anon, good job

914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9505 06:08 [No]

whistling fancy hearing cake at work

vc: exass

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9505 08:04 [No]

>>913 One time I pulled a girl's tampon out with my teeth and posted a picture of it here, see if you can find it （　＾∀＾）

916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9505 19:07 [No]

There's a long list of things I don't really need to see, and I'm pretty sure that's on it somewhere.

917 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9505 19:11 [No]

A potential client is machinegunning out questions at me and I'm recoiling from the whole thing.

argh

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9505 21:15 [No]

xkcd is big bang theory on the internet

919 Name: vc: slo : 1993-09-9506 01:31 [No]

I was a little puzzled reading the history books wondering why some people were able to make a case (a career, even) railing against the immorality of... jazz, back in its heyday. But it wasn't too important so I moved on.

I was just watching pre-Code cartoons on a whim and wow, okay, I guess there'd be plenty of people willing to go moral crusader on that even today.

920 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9506 01:34 [No]

Bang bang bang pull my devil trigger

921 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9506 03:50 [No]

>>919
In every era of every nation there is a genre of music primarily listened to by people who want to get fucked, or get fucked up, or fuck others up, that makes conservatives freak out about moral decay.

Sometimes this is "all music whatsoever" (usually when religion is a big deal)

922 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9506 07:03 [No]

>>921
Shut up.

923 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9506 08:53 [No]

>>922
You're just a washed-up old fart who doesn't understand my generation, man.

924 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9506 11:59 [No]

Frustration getting bigger

925 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9506 14:32 [No]

my name is Theodor Adorno and jazz fucking sucks, hate that shit.

926 Name: vc: no : 1993-09-9506 18:26 [No]

>>921
Charles Coughlin was hardly a conservative, that's an addition coming from you.

Categorizing a view under a broad brush is stereotyping anyway.

927 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9506 22:04 [No]

DQN is cool.

928 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9507 00:44 [No]

DQN fucking sucks

929 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9507 01:55 [No]

DQN once was good

930 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9507 02:07 [No]

I wish /d/ fantasies were real

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