[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#34] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 22:19

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/

This Week in Hiddlesland

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 14:23

has DQN slowed down recently? not complaining or celebrating, just observing

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 14:51

Depends on how many of the six regulars are hanging around.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 15:27

It's a little tougher to riff on stuff here recently, for various reasons. Ebbs and flows though.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 20:11

I fucking despise American comics and action cartoons, especially the "serious" ones where all the characters have eyes the size of an insect's and stand like they have a metal rod up their ass. Shit like young justice or those disney marvel shows that I keep forgetting exist.

It's all so fucking stupid, yet it takes itself so seriously that it puts me to sleep.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 01:22

>>203

how many words are there in a portuguese dictionary?

i dunno, like a brazilian?????

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 01:22

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 10:52

shitty usb plug meets shitty usb ports

fml i can't remember the last time my hardware just let me fucking touch type

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 12:26

>>232-234 i've been moving away from the internet in general recently, it just doesn't feel fresh and cozy anymore

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 16:15

>>239 What have you been doing instead?

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 16:24

>>240
venting about how the internet sucks now

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 16:52

>>241 using the internet?

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 17:59

>>242
aha! checkmate, sheeple

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 01:30

playin mahjong tonight and almost got my first IRL yakuman... I was in kokushi musou tenpai and the player next to me called ron on an invalid hand and unknowingly chombofd me out of it. my next draw wouldfve been tsumo...

i want to die

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 01:40

I swear the guy on the radio said "Idiot 5 FM" just now.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 01:41

don't need no putty dice
don't need no human rice

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 04:03

You are in a coma. Please wake up. We love you and miss you very much. YOU ARE IN A COMA. YOU NEED TO WAKE UP NOW.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 13:04

Sexy vertebrae.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 14:29

You are in a coma. You are lying in an small bed, west of a ventilator, with an IV drip.
There is a small trashcan here.

What will you do?

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 15:10

Lie down for a bit longer

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 21:14

Ejaculate

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 22:46

Why does it have to be like thee?

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 23:55

>>247 if you're in a coma, how the fuck did you post that here?

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 02:31

>>253
He's talking to me, not you.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 07:29

broke: handsome thursday
woke: taiyou to ketsu

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 21:09

THE DEVIL HAS TEXAS

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 00:35

>>256 Weird, I was singing that today...

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 02:19

>>250
You continue lying down for another 10 minutes, or is it 10 days? It's impossible for you to keep track of the passage of time.

>>251
You focus your willpower on your penis. After a great deal of focus, you manage to produce a few drops of precum. If you're lucky, perhaps the nurse will notice this.

You have exhausted 60 willpower.

Current willpower: 40/100

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 04:29

Pep-O-Mint o Wint-O-Green

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 09:58

>>258
Astral project into my crush's dreams.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 13:46

jewspaper

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 20:34

>>258
spend 40 willpower points on trying to ejaculate again

vc: quuyung

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 03:58

Let go your Genso tether
Enter the kyo
Become fried shrimp

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 09:24

no love deep web except it's no love homo thug

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 13:32

I show no love
to PoMo thugs
Empty out reload throw more slugs
How you gonna explain Paul de Man?
Even if we quash a beef I ain't touchin' ya hand

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 14:48

When do people that say PoMo think post modernism actually took place.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 15:15

"Washed and ready to eat", except for the furry larva right at the bottom who must've been thriving there for weeks

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9559 19:24

14 = 14 words, "I am a real american and I fight for the rights of every man"
88 = HH = Hulk Hogan brother!

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9560 03:35

Another day, another punk on the netto saying "Just learn Japanese 4Head" except they're serious.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 01:53

A family of frauds.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 08:36

I like the idea of a discussion thread in which each post must contain a non-trivial word that occurs in the previous post, or at least a word that is a member of the same word family. An example (unintentional?) is >>264.265.266
Of course, such a thread wouldn't serve much of a purpose since there already exists a [Contentless] thread such as this one, already full of peak discussion. But I thought the idea was novel.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 08:49

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 08:51

>>271 Is that not just "discussing a subject" where statements are linked together by a common phrase or idea - the subject matter?

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 09:21

it's like renga except with not finding rinne distasteful

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 09:54

>>273 not necessarily, as the forced reuse of a particular word does not prohibit a change of subject. Adjacent posts need not have anything meaningful in common. I think minor constraints on writing lead to interesting posts, like the [Meaningful] (¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] thread, or twitter's 140-character limit, for example.

>>272 thanks. my untested attempt at linking was in bad taste

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 11:35

"Only moomin" said Sniff, raising his gun toward Snorkmaiden's face.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 16:52

what if we combined discord and reddit

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 17:51

>>277 you'd basically get twitter

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 18:46

>>277
How? I see no way to mix the two.
>>278
Huh?

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 19:09

>>275,277 Sounds boring

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 12:06

>>279 imagine the short length and complete inanity of the average post in discord, except people can like and upvote it

is that not basically just twitter?

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 12:59

>>281
also if you can actually find the discussion years later, you get to the play the "what did that deleted person post" game

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 15:50

I love all of you so, so much.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 00:55

I love everyone except you.

You smell bad.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 01:56

‰Ô–”ŠJD—¹I‰—

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 20:07

>>277
I dreaddit, but then again, I'd read it.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 20:21

Fake Italian Accent Pizza - "The accent is almost as real as the pizza!"

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 21:41

Shitting yourself for a lifetime, retard, retard, re-taaaaaarrd

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 01:25

I AM SILLY

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 02:10

we live in a society

bottom text

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 10:39

sometimes I would like to live in the city

then i remember i'm so unassertive that I feel bad about changing lanes in light traffic

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 13:40

The fundamental response rate towards equating feudal conglomerates with the ideological diplomacy of all those involved in the social exchange must not be detrimental towards invoking the Ideon

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 15:08

Please don't post until you've made 500 posts, thank

vc:bearable

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 16:22

My life is nintendo
I beat this game everyday

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 17:10

my dick is nintendo
i beat this game every day

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 17:11

there are only two genders and neither of them is "female", women are objects

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 17:52

ok democrat

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 18:12

there are only two genders. boomer and democrat

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 19:13

something something -inge suffix something

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 21:45

300get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 22:11

( E-E) 300g- oh, you fucker!

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 04:22

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 10:30

Really?

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 16:32

>>296
there are only two genders. hit or miss.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 19:53

Check this out, when I was growing up "trancendentialshipmentarianism" was the longest word I knew but it's not even a real word hahahaha. I acted like such a little smarty-pants. I think I read it on Teletext. Anyway, let's see if my little test has worked.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 22:01

>>305
Once, the Bamboozled quiz on Channel 4 Teletext used one extra question mark for the colour of the correct answer. My friends were over and we beat the quiz without even reading the question. For ages afterwards, I'd switch over and go to the quiz to see if it still happened, but it never happened again.

Did the test work?

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 00:11

Reimu

but with a REALLY BIG bow

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 00:48

>>307 how big is REALLY BIG?

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 03:05

>>308
Xbox hueg

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 05:40

Walking on the sidewalk when suddenly the ground collapses, and you are sent plunging into the subway system.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 09:33

>>306 Sometimes you could cheat by pressing every button before it loads the page and you could see the 3 wrong answers going to one page and the right one going to a different one. Before we had the Internet and message boards at home I used to have letters printed on Mega-Zine - every day I'd get in from school, read Mega-Zine and do Bamboozle (œÜÞÜœ)

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 10:29

Living to cope with cancer.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 21:51

I like fapping and having low T and a low IQ thank you very much.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 13:25

well, both my speakers are blown out and make it difficult to make out what people say, but at least kick drums are finally audible

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 16:30

I've got butternut squash in the oven right now

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 18:47

>>315
It was good food

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 19:49

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318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 21:17

>>317
holy shit is that a ƒWƒ‡ƒWƒ‡‚ÌŠï–­‚È–`Œ¯ reference?

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 21:17

Makes me want to stick a butternut squash up my bumhole

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 04:17

Ornivorous motherfuckers

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 05:50

snae ling = misspelled 2hu ship

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 12:39

mlem mlem

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 21:20

Didn't intend to take part in no nut November, but since I have to let the friction burn heal I guess I'm just getting a late start.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 06:43

I really don't get why so many people use words like "gorgeous" or "beautiful" to describe babies.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 07:13

>>324
1) Limited vocabulary, probably. I don't think they'd use "gorgeous" if they thought harder about the connotations.
2) Many, many people are of the impression that flattery is a moral obligation and go immediately for appearance (for which a baby is even less responsible than its behavior). Regard it as "manners" if you must, but I beg to differ. It's really about the parents. And I'd rather just be nice to the baby in a way it understands (smiling, games), and wait for it to have done something praiseworthy before praising it.
3) Also, some people allow how they feel about babies (it's fine to be a little biased and think they are wonderful...) to completely overshadow the facts about appearance. All difference of opinion and standards aside, only a small number of babies are as aesthetic as the Gerber Baby. That's why she's the Gerber logo.

Technically, though, a judgment of appearance can be used to answer "how is babby formed?"

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 09:07

I only call a baby "gorgeous" if I would actually gorge myself on it

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 14:37

I really like saying gorgeous, it's such a cool word.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 19:04

"Gorgeous" means, of the penis, "engorging", meaning it gives you a big willy

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9570 17:24

ff14 1.0 flashbacks

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 06:29

Web-facing Web interfaces

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 09:53

I can't do this any more.

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