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It is a year ago that I lost you.
I hope you still watch over me from the heaven.
You were my first girlfriend in my life.
I was so glad to have such a wonderful girlfriend like you. I was really happy.
But everything changed when you were suddenly diagnosed with leukemia.
It was so painful to watch you languishing day by day on the hospital bed.
You sometimes smiled and said "I didn't know that hospital is such a boring place."
Did you know that I was crying behind your back after seeing your weak smile?
I gave my old laptop to you so that you could spend your time on surfing the Internet.
I vividly remember your happy face.
That way, you started the Internet. You especially liked the BBS named "2-channel."
You accessed to the BBS all the day.
One day, you said with your accustomed smile,
"Look! I got a 2-GET again!"
"You shouldn't access to the Internet all the day.
It is bad for your health," I said.
gI know, but look! This 3rd guy says,f2-GET!f
But actually he didn't, you know? It's so funny, isn't it?"
I didn't say anything more. I couldn't, because you looked so happy.
gLook! This 3rd guy is now saying, "Damn!"
He is using funny ASCII art! He is a kind of cute, isn't it?"
I was just silent. Seeing your smile, I felt inexpressibly sad.
Then, she sighed, "I hope he will remember..."
"...I hope he will remember that he was snatched his "2" by someone he had never met.
I hope he will remember it even after I've gone away...
Well, I know it is not likely, but I hope..."
Several months later, he left the world, surrounded by your family and me.
You are not in the world any more.
And now I am clicking the F5 key again and again.
So that the 3rd guy will remember you.
So that he will remember you forever and ever.
Now, together with you in the heaven, I will here engrave:
2 G E T
i think we should switch to the juche calendar on the 9999th
just have it revert to the beginning lol
what if it hits 9999 and just starts counting down to 0
Hey, hands on the wheel!
What if we put the current thoughts thread on pause and used this one instead, so we wouldn't have to rely on divine intervention again?
Don't really change the calendar though, I'm gonna live until the 20,000th
The Eternal September seeds the Superstructure's Elitism
captcha: desune
http://www.harraway.com/tupac.html
In my photo I used Ben franklin's to cover my crotch insted of gold.
i like posting, i will post a post
you have to go back
why do bronies still exist
everyone, particular youtubers describing everything as "a problem" is pretty cringe and not very based seriously though it's dumb
cracky needs bbc for her birthday
People who unironically say stan as anything other than a name need a lethal injection.
Revenge!
bronies are overhated
( Ü-Ü) I only have likes and no dislikes, so nothing ever bothers me and I feel better than people who find things to complain about
This thread was started way too early. Most of the other corresponding threads started like three weeks before the day, getting a few hundred posts in three months is too easy.
It's fucked up that they used a Julee Cruise song on an episode of House and then later she got lupus :(
bronies are underhated
bronies are overheated
brownies are delicious
bronies aren't always brown
i am marking the 9999th day of september on my calendar
brown bronies are delicious
brownies are hard to make correctly
It's impossible. I don't care anymore.
baking a shit
baking shit
baking weed
Weed just baked me XD
I like to smoke my weed lichael Michael likes to smoke his weed XD
scorch's pfg tv
opinions on the premier of Sonic The Movie?
what would Sonic's stats be in FATAL?
How many times can I post in this thread in one day?
Stop mucking around! Whack! Carry mash to the dinner table!
‚è‚傤‚©‚¢!
my captcha is piegh disgusting
squishy boobers
oh no! the thread is slipping!
We're gonna make it!
Are we?
Turn 900º and walk away
post more
more post
a jack o lantern named "pumpkin"
A dude called Head
uwu = human trafficking
Paddy! ...Paddy! PADDY! Who's been wearing Miranda's clothes‽
We're not gonna make it
We are!
We're not gonna make it!
We're not gonna make it... any more...
I think we will make it I was just singing a song
Weird "Al" Yankovic
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Do you feel uphill?
Q-Bert fellatio
Gregg "Opie" Hughes is funny, get over
let me lick your poo poo hole
Aw no! My bumhole's bleeding!
Here is my post for the day.
This thread resembles something but I don't know what
I forgot! Let's keep going, guys
62.4 posts behind schedule! How far behind do you think we can fall by the 9999th, guys?
I love ass
99GET
At my old job we had a contract with Rey Mysterio to use him in a game we were making, but the contract was pretty open-ended and we could've made like Tomb Raider but with him running around beating up bad guys. Would have been better