[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

101 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 14:03

His manager does a podcast called Keepin It 100, that was the tenuous link there. 101 GET

102 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 14:03

Now to do
Post 102

103 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 19:25

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The 9999th of September falls on Christmas Day of Juche 109, for those of us using a more standard calendar.

104 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 19:27

Wait no it doesn't I'm just bad at math

105 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 19:55

my captcha is "noy"

106 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 19:55

tehe pero

107 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 03:25

Where are my gadgets?

108 Name: too lazy to scroll down to the CTRL+V thread : 1993-09-9917 07:50

We are releasing a new project — Crypko, in which you can get and trade AI generated anime characters on Ethereum blockchain. Click here to play Crypko Beta on Testnet for free.

109 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 11:28

Oh, it's all about Jesus!
It's all about Jesus!
It's all about Jesus!

110 Name: (´；ω；`) : 1993-09-9917 11:53

PRESS ENTER TO START

111 Name: (´；ω；`) : 1993-09-9917 11:54

GOOD JOB! NOW PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A

112 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 11:55

TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP! TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP! TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP! TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP!

113 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 13:16

just washed my car wheels

114 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 13:17

time to wash myself!

115 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 14:55

This is me being washed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dqzCVEnADw

116 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 17:00

Feeling VERY uphill

117 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 19:33

Feeling VERY ill

118 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 20:14

today my captcha is "tume"

119 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 20:28

>>118
mine's po

120 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 20:49

#JusticeForJamive

121 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 02:40

cinnamon rolls, oh yeah cinnamon rolls

122 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 10:52

maybe i should start posting my blogposts in here to speed things up

would that be ok

123 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 11:12

gaynus

124 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 11:35

straightnus

125 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 12:17

>>122 Might be a larf, go for it!

126 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 20:35

De-evolution is real

127 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 21:50

Re-evolution!

128 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 01:36

Vive

129 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 02:50

Oculus

130 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 02:59

cardboard by google

131 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 05:24

Release the mittens!

132 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 07:09

My shoulder hurts from hammering

133 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 07:39

>>132
sounds like you're an expert at nutation

134 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 09:09

Just took a huge piss

135 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 11:31

Nice one >>134 that's fantastic! Might join you next time!

136 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 14:57

9999999999999999

137 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 17:51

My mom said I have long eyelashes

138 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 01:39

I used to have lovely eyelashes then I burnt them

139 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 02:27

i tried on fake eyelashes today

140 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 05:21

We are getting closer.

141 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 08:09

I can't tell if I smell like ass or if the house smells like bad

142 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 10:16

>>141 It doesn't matter so much if you just stay in the house!

143 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 10:56

DREAMS are REALITY!
FUCKIN' TRIP ON ECSTASY!

144 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 10:58

I smell something bad coming from my neighbour's house...

145 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 11:10

Life, is nothing but a dream, so peaceful and serene
Unless you're being evil then you on the devil's team

146 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 11:11

Well I receive what you want to believe
But soon - you'll - have - to - sow - those - bad - seeds
Please

147 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 19:52

gangsta writing

148 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9921 02:51

https://youtu.be/Lkg7_6iaPdY
Dinosaurs sounded like this apparently

149 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9921 11:23

>>147 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyb1nKY45Cw

150 Name: vc: infap : 1993-09-9921 12:20

I have been browsing the website imagefap and I don't know if the captions they make and fap to are funnybad or sadbad

151 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 07:49

Do you care if things you enjoy are considered socially acceptable or have negative stereotypes around them?

152 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 10:20

>>151 Not usually, but sometimes. I would never be caught dead playing D&D or watching Star Trek, but people calling me a bloody sheepfucker just rolls right off my back like duck water. I don't expect normies to understand the aspects of self-harm and bestiality that I enjoy.

153 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 10:37

At least >>152 likes mammals and isn't a bugfucking weirdo

154 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 10:45

>>151 No, stereotypes are just that, stereotypes. You can't always judge by appearance and you cant always judge media by its fans, I once met a 6'4 235lb golden glove boxer who was obsessively into Love Live and Kiniro Mosaic.

155 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 10:46

I decided to be a good citizen and seed my public tracker torrents this year, I hope whoever they appreciate it.

156 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 11:36

the opester is funny, get over it

157 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 11:47

>Love Live

the jewel eyes and crappy music makes it hard for me to get into it.

158 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 11:51

spongebob red mist

159 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 13:36

I sort of liked MLP when I watched it with my girlfriend at the time, but I'd be mortified if someone thought I was a brony. I never talk about it or look it up online or buy figures or anything like that. It was just a pleasant cartoon. Stereotypes are just stereotypes but there are still people in the world who do base their interactions on the prejudices they have. There is too much labelling and pigeonholing in the world. Oh you like {thing] that must mean you like it because of this and this and you must have this set of beliefs and you must dislike {other thing] etc.

160 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 15:33

If you voted for Brexit or Trump, you must be racist >____> I didn't but that annoyed me when my friends said that's what it was all about.

161 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 15:52

Gaaiiizze, whats gonna happen?

162 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 16:47

>>161
D10K will destroy this Elitist Superstructure once and for all.

163 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 16:58

i love you all so, so much

164 Name: vc: the : 1993-09-9922 23:39

i love you too, dokyun

165 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 22:23

I hate myself and I want to die

166 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 00:14

Dokyuns... we're falling very far behind from our goal...
Blazing fast speed was too fast to hold

167 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 00:31

I didnt want to hit it too early...

168 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 00:38

>>165
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER

169 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 00:42

chin-

chinese food near me
chinese scholomance

170 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:09

maria from umineko with the bane mask

going uuuu, uuuu, uuuu

171 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:30

It's been way too long since I licked up a girl's period!

172 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:30

Do you remember when I posted that fresh tampon photo here?

173 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:31

I kept it and some other bloody stuff in a box, which a later girlfriend found

174 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:31

She was cool with it

175 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:43

>>172
no
where did you post it

176 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 04:48

I like watching girls pee. I don’t know if seeing them perioding on the toilet is hot too

177 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 07:19

http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm

178 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 08:23

What board look do you use? I like Mittens

179 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 09:50

Custom glownigger CSS theme

180 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 10:01

amber.css

181 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 11:36

Everyone's nostalgic about the 20th century, but the only thing I really miss are CRTs and puffy hair on women

182 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 11:53

>>176 I let her pee on me and was like err this is weird baby! Then she asked me to pee on her, but I couldn't pee on something so lovely.

183 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 13:04

it freaks me out that ゆっくり実況プレイ are still popular

184 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 14:51

Who will save the world?

185 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 14:53

>>184
ゆっくり実況プレイ

186 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 15:29

Erome has become a lame onlyfans piracy site, yawn.

187 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 03:22

F　U　C　K!!!!
U
C
K
!!!!

188 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 16:16

I will reach >>999 by jisakujien when the fateful day arrives

189 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 17:20

Jisaku jien in the dark of the night, WHAT WHAT

190 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 19:23

Dividing driverrrrr

191 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 19:24

Sharp like an incisorrrrrr

192 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 20:15

Called him the Kaiser

193 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 02:07

>>192
Germany was never so weak under the Kaiser

194 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 05:59

This thread is now /cfg/- crazy frog general

195 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 06:00

ding ding

196 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 07:57

jisatsu jien

197 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 08:18

Ring ding ding daa baa
Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba
Wh-wha-what's going on-on?
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Bem, bem!
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
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Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Breakdown!
Ding, ding
Br-br-break it, br-break it
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Bem, bem!
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
This is the Crazy Frog
A ram me ma bra ba bra bra rim bran
Dran drra ma mababa baabeeeaaaaaaa!
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Da, da
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding…

198 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 09:49

im sick of sourfags.
they react to something so sour you have to brush your teeth after eating it with "it's not even that sour". who are you trying to impress?

199 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 13:35

im actually right and you can fuck right off

200 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 14:08

>>198 Do you mean like sour sweets? I am often disappointed by sweets that claim to be "mega-sour" or "brain-melting" but are only a bit sour. Fini Booms were the exception but I can't find them anywhere anymore

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