[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

901 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 10:31

>>894 I was taking it easy on purpose so we can savour this THREAD for longer

902 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 10:33

I have 3 scheduled bongs per day. I told my doctor this and he laughed and said "Well, it would do me no good to be jealous. Enjoy!"

903 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 20:18

lube shits lube shits lube shits lube shits

904 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 20:26

Shibe look-up tables:
such indexing
very piecewise approximation
wow

905 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 17:12

can't wait

906 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 08:46

this bump is copyrighted. do not rebump this bump without explicit permission from the author

907 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 09:28

> 906 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 08:46
> this bump is copyrighted. do not rebump this bump without explicit permission from the author

908 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 10:30

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Guess I better just chill for a while

909 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 01:32

This bump is patented. Everyone ITT owes me royalties or else I'll stolk them.

910 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 04:19

I'm pirating your bumps

911 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 05:56

ive been researching your names and addresses for a while now, >>907,910. be careful when turning on your car!

912 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 08:17

I've never dashed a boulder

913 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 09:39

Happy memories of playing Boulder Dash on the NES as a wee boy...

914 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 13:46

oh shit we gonna get to 999 bros??

915 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 13:47

(999-915) / (9999 - 9991) = 10.5 posts per day to reach the goal.

916 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 14:02

I like penises

917 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 14:22

Don't wanna hit 999 too fast

918 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 14:31

do white men trashing "white guys/dudes" on Twitter do it for brownie points or something?

919 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 15:13

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

TURURURU

920 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 15:55

Did Europe release anything else of note or were they a one hit wonder?

921 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 15:58

>>918
a lot of white girls find it attractive for some reason.

922 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 16:21

>>915 It's been smooth, even sailing for almost the entire thread now, that's roughly the pace we've been moving at since >>1. つまんないな…

923 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 16:23

>>918 Yes.

924 Name: vc: pain : 1993-09-9990 16:25

>>921
That's weird. I see why that gay dokyun calls those types weirdos now

925 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 23:02

Hey guys, it's BEE day on http://sageru.org !!! Go there and post some g*d d*ng bees!!

926 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 10:50

Poopy butt

927 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:11

Got diaper rash from wearing the same underwear for several days

928 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:56

>>927
UH OH!!! That sucks, James!

929 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 15:21

James Rolfe posts on DQN!!

930 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 16:12

whatashitload of fuck

931 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 16:33

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

932 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 17:29

say hi to Motherfucker Mike for me

933 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 20:53

I just wanna give a quick shoutout to Andrew, Andrew, and a big shout out to Andrew, this bowl's dedicated to yous

934 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 22:08

we're approaching the hunting grounds of the dreaded jisakujien thread ruiner, guys. let's take it slow

935 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 05:50

I don't think we can get it

936 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 06:17

999 here we come!

937 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 06:58

>>935 here, I'm also worried somebody will deliberately spam the thread to get it on 9998 and ruin the whole project...

938 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 10:25

contributing

939 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 10:33

penis

940 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 11:30

>>937 Now that you've said it out loud someone's bound to XD

941 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 11:33

>>940
You are upset I revealed YOUR plans, hence the smiley face

942 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 11:36

>>941 Not at all, homeboy. That was the face I was making when I typed it

943 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 15:51

>>942 is a South Park character

944 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 17:14

I listen to gachi unironically, and I think you should be too.

945 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 19:23

>>943
I’m watching South Park right now, where is he?

946 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 20:04

One Winter we had a powercut, I remember our family was huddled round a candle with a wind-up radio, which was playing the South Park Chef's “Suck On My Chocolate Salty Balls”

947 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 17:21

sex

948 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 17:38

I will not be contributing my penis.

949 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 18:54

I will be contributing my penis.

950 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 20:25

and my axe!

951 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 21:37

and my ass

952 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 22:22

And your mom's expadge

953 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 23:57

SPEED

954 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 04:26

GOT THE JOKER SHOOT THE SCORE

955 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 05:23

test

956 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 05:54

donald trump

957 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 06:27

We need the BEES OF SAGERU to come and fill this thread up...

958 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 06:43

rip gikopoi

959 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 09:09

>>958
Is gikopoi factually dead or can use internet explorer to run flash?

960 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 12:33

>>959 Seems to still be working! I went there now and there were a few others online

961 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:35

Look at me, I'm posting in a thread!!

962 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:47

JEWS

963 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:47

JEWS

964 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:47

JEWS

965 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:47

JEWS

966 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:48

JEWS

967 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:48

JEWS

968 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:49

JEWS

969 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:49

JEWS

970 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:49

JEWS

971 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:50

JEWS

972 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:51

JEWS

973 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:51

JEWS

974 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:51

JEWS

975 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:52

oh boy it's happening

976 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:52

JEWS

977 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:54

JEWS

978 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:54

JEWS

979 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:55

JEWS

980 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:56

JEWS

981 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:56

JEWS

982 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:57

hey guys the start date of the DQN calendar was miscalculated by an ancient sage and we lost four days. september 9995 should actually be september 9999

hard to believe, I know, but it's true

983 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:58

JEWS

984 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 03:59

JEWS

985 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 04:00

>>982
JEWS

986 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 08:41

JEWS IN MY CEREAL

987 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 15:07

ALL I NEED IS JEWS

988 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 22:49

donald tump

989 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:25

JEWS

990 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 15:44

donald tump

991 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 20:53

donald dump

992 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 21:26

stop posting

993 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 00:53

Donald Jews

994 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 01:06

donald dump

995 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 03:34

donald snump

==CROWD GOES WILD==

996 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 07:47

premature gomez

997 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 12:14

easy now

998 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 23:46

premature bubba

999 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 00:00

on time bubba

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