[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

501 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 15:03

I can’t believe people paid to watch a youtuber box

502 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 16:00

>>497
https://youtu.be/eKFjWR7X5dU

503 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 17:40

I like how youtube commentators think they have the world figured out

504 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 17:50

TyPiNG LiKe ThIs InVaLiDaTeS aNy PoInT

505 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 18:10

dusty sleeve

506 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 19:39

dusty sleeve

507 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 20:10

dusty sleeve

508 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 20:19

dusty sleeve

509 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 20:22

dusty sleeve

510 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 21:20

dusty sleeve

511 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 22:25

Dusty: I'll be yo black man, baby!

512 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 23:38

♪ Bitcoin, please go to moon ♪
♪ Stop going sideways now ♪

513 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 00:50

Newgrounds dot com

514 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 04:18

dusty sleeve

515 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 04:25

soooaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss

516 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 04:36

Brazilians fell for the return to monke long before the Internet

517 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 05:58

I wish I had a penis bone

518 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 08:07

anime girls are so cute

519 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 14:28

slutty eevee for christmas

520 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 14:40

slutty sylveon for christmas

521 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 14:45

slutty !ESpeoN/nPA for christmas

522 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 16:42

I have a feeling that stuff like those "x being y for z minutes" videos about newly released tv shows, especially western cartoons and reality, are ads that the production companies pay "influencers" to make.

523 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 18:17

i want to wipe my mind of any knowledge of how to program.

524 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 22:41

I named my daughter Super Pikachu. I wonder where she is now, she will be living life as an adult somewhere or dead?

525 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 22:56

999 999 999

526 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 00:18

[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>9999 on the 999th day of this month (9999)

527 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 00:32

That wasn't a [9] on the thread!
It was a [q]! A fucking lower-case [q]!

528 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 01:39

WakandaMark

529 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 02:40

Why would someone name their OC "Pecorine"?

530 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 03:03

pECORINO ROMANO! MAMA MIA!!!

pECORINO SARDO! MAAAAAAMAAAAAA MIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

pECORINO TOSCANO! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

531 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 03:34

Peyronie's disease

532 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 03:47

Youtubers who type in all lowercase and are deadpan, especially women are the most un-fucking-bearable.

533 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 04:24

Lads, this isn't chocolate!!!

534 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 04:44

>>533
it isn't chocolate, nor is it poop, it's SHIT

535 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 05:23

DQN: King of Swing

536 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 05:40

>>529
What, like the cheese?

537 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 10:08

>>535
What, like Richard Cheese?

538 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 14:53

The golden years
The silver tears
You wore a tie like Richard Gere
I want to get down
You spin me around
I stand on the borderline
Crying at the dqn
Crying at the dqn

539 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 15:00

Y'know them little umbrella things they jam down your cock at the GUM clinic? I feel like I could do with one of them for my throat

540 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 16:11

> Y'know them little umbrella things they jam down your cock at the GUM clinic?

what no

541 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 16:31

>company is called CISco
>95% of IT is trannies

?

542 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 16:45

epstein might not have killed himself but I will

543 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 16:59

I wanted some fine pecorine cheese, not Epstein's smegma!!

544 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 17:06

>>541
I thought it was mostly trannies in programming and infrastructure/networking were le techbro

545 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 17:15

people who always joke about suicide and wanting to die, probably should kill themselves

546 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 18:07

>>545 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxdoRRJH_uQ

547 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 18:08

LORD BEERUS! SPEAK TO ME!

548 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 18:16

my captcha is race and i'm going to waste it on this shitpost rather than make an omegabased post in one of the captcha threads

549 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 18:49

>>541
who are thou quoting m'lord

550 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 20:30

>>548
You instead should have made the most powerful, brave and important post until the next one

551 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 20:34

Mittens have been released to maintain the speed of the thread!

552 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 21:02

the sneed of the thread

553 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 21:05

why sneedpost when you could play snood

554 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 21:16

I want to belsteve...

555 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 22:35

>>553 Wow, snood, that's a blast from the past

556 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 23:14

Genshin Impact is apple's GOTY, I bet someone somewhere is melting down over this

557 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 23:30

>>551 My room is kind of cold. I could use a pair of mittens right now.

558 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 23:59

The night is kinda gay

559 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 01:34

splort

560 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 02:00

>>559
3.wav

561 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 02:21

peeing contest

562 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 03:59

I can't stop peeing

563 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 04:15

>>562
if you die then you won't pee any more (disclaimer: may take a while after death for peeing to stop)

564 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 05:32

44520

565 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 07:27

I like chobits

566 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9957 07:34

Vegetable vs Mineral

567 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 08:00

Thats it,

568 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 10:49

ö

569 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 11:03

>>565
You are truly a relic of the Eternal September. I mean, Chobits did come out a little later than 1993, but they belong to the same paleohistoric era.

Do you also like Magic Knight Rayearth?

570 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 12:04

Trying to get SheepShaver working so I can play MacFoxes again

571 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 12:26

>>565
Pan-tsu

572 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 20:02

Speaking of Chobits, I can't read/watch most series from the 2000s because I just get overwhelmed by nostalgia and depressed about it.
I know at least one other person that can't watch Haruhi because of this.

573 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 22:06

ohmaigawdohmaigod this is special!

574 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 23:52

Youtube is recommending me the fuck out of some loser named Scott The Woz, he seems stuck in 2013

575 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 01:20

I'd wager virgins are in the minority on this website.

576 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 02:09

I've done all sorts of crazy sex things, but I struggle to meet people as willing to get freaky as me

577 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 02:12

it's easy to lie about your sexual experiences on an anonymous board!

578 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 02:23

>>577
Member of the virgin minority detected.

579 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 03:20

>>575
>>577
It's easy to get laid if you're a bottom

580 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 03:35

I just had a disgusting bowel movement

581 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 04:41

can't spell hololive without loli

582 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 05:07

funyons cut up your mouth real bad

583 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 05:10

Linux users smell like piss

584 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 05:45

>>583
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

585 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 07:31

>>584
May I have a pleasure card?

586 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 08:23

Ah- here- you can quote me on this, make this a meme, for the image of the- autism jigsaw puzzle right in the middle and do the, uh, letters up bove, and over it, in that font, I quote, "Autism is a bulky, one hundred fifty plus gigabyte virus that takes bytes to terabytes out of the two point five million gigabytes in our biological computers- brains. And slow downs our processors, very badly. [p

587 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 08:26

Jimmy Snuka

588 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 08:40

Why does the youtube audience hate good pokemon so much? NU destroys (low ladder) UBERS!! SALT!! guaranteed 1M views.

589 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 12:48

I've had every kind of sex, doggy AND normal

590 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 13:04

(low bladder)

591 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 14:16

FUCK I said “detriment” when I meant “detritus”, I knew as soon as it passed my lips, FUCK! Time to slash my wrist

592 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 15:52

>>591 Silly baka

593 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 18:48

Andrew says hello!

594 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 18:48

>>593 Hooray for speech therapy!

595 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 19:11

By the time you’ve had a pillow for two years, 10 percent of its weight is comprised of dust mite carcasses and their fecal matter.

596 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:13

To be, or not to be.

597 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:18

>>592 ばかばか

598 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9959 01:52

I can count to 3

599 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9959 01:52

1

600 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9959 01:52

2

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