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Neighborhood music
Giving back neighborhood music
Neighborhood music
We cruise around
On the brown side of town
>>798
the whole "thicc" and "PAWG" thing was ruined for me by men with huge asses:
I can't unsee specifically these videos whenever that sort of thing comes up.
https://archive.org/details/twocwcnudityvideos/Chris+in+the+Shower.mp4
https://xhamster.com/videos/two-pump-premature-ejaculation-6408108
The second video isn't so bad, but it weirds me out how man ass jiggle more just doing stuff than women's. I also really don't wanna think about Chris Chan when I masturbate.
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Dewgong_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
this is the worst OG pokemon. It's just there. Nobody remembers or has Dewgong as their favorite.
>>805
I'm not even being contrarian, Dewgong has always been my favorite OG water-type.
>>804 Thank you for the warning. It was just a little joke, a play on words with the LGBQT initials.
>>805
Being contrarian, Dewgong is now my favorite water type.
🥴
>>792
anemonefish have a very strange relationship with their namesake anemone, very strange for a symbiotic relationship and not merely a mutualistic one.
Firstly, even though they bring food to their host (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQUe6zCkI0w), they get a lot of their nutrients from the clown's shit, what kind of treatment is that of your home? In return for this bizarre behavior clowns often eat the dead tentacles of the anemone. What the fuck! Imagine if you lived in a giant Jellyfish, and whenever one of the tentacles withered and died you ate it. It probably relieves the anemone but is very bizarre when you anthropomorphize the behavior.
Secondly, it sounds like they have a very passive-aggressive relationship. Even though the clowns protect the anemone from predators and parasites, and even though they eat it, it sounds like they perform rudimentary surgery on their host anemone and groom it by increasing water flow around the anemone. Despite this, it seems anemone just seems to merely tolerate the fish, because it is likely they are just immune to the poison and the anemone doesn't consciously abstain from poisoning them. Mucus-less clowns die when exposed to an anemone in experiments. A lot of respect for your guest that does so much for you! Fucking inverts.
Perhaps I am just anthropomorphizing their relationship too much and raising clownfish nem pairs has been one of the most rewarding hobbies I have ever had, but it looks very one sided knowing what how it actually is, considering that clowns can survive in captivity without a nem anyway.It's the nutshack
The nutshack, baby
yo, yo, it's the nutshack
It's the nutshack
You listen to Wacka Flocka at all?
Pro Nuzlocker Reacts To [COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month
>>815 can't say I've listened to Wacka Flocka at all, no, please recommend me something good
i don't like dick, i don't like ass, but boys kissing boys is cuter than any other gender combination
I'm trying to find a download of this album featuring DQN-kun https://www.discogs.com/Various-Season-Of-Snow-And-Ice/release/863936
i like dick and ass and boys kissing each other
you could call me an idort
there is no "gay gene", that's alphabet brigade cope. it's not STRICTLY a choice but it's almost always either the result of childhood sexual trauma, co-morbid with other mental illnesses, or cope for being a low quality male who gets terminally out-competed in the sexual marketplace. i say this not from a place of hate but as a home o' sexual who's been around and dated and interacted with many other home o' sexuals. it's not something that should be encouraged and celebrated, it's something that just kinda IS, like ABDL-fags. not illegal, not a capital offense, just vaguely weird.
btw for me it's the first two, ive been told by several men i've dated that i should just get a wife and have kids because i'm so strong and handsome and my dick is huge. but i'm an autist retard and i was molested by older women when i was like 6.
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
which gender are you? i'm fluid but i feel kinda like KAZAKH_UZBEK today
https://www.php.net/manual/en/class.gender.php
definitely not nonbinary though (i'm an unsigned int, to be specific)
Downgrades are actually good
>>822
Identity shouldn't be celebrated in general, that always leads to extremism and or tears despite what they all say
eggplant emoji
man, i reek
Are you guys hyped for GTA 6 London
It seems we are actually ahead of schedule, as we only need roughly 9.4 posts a day at this point.
>>830
Considering GTA has been extremely underwhelming since 4 not really
https://youtu.be/zWl1-l0FlJ0
This person has a death wish
man i'd really like to reame someone's ass rn
白人は料理に味を付けません
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vc: thule
syria is just the zoomer yugoslavia
we really ought to step our game up it's only 18 days
I hate how you can masturbate for hours and still not cun
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Looks like I'm not the only one who forgets his text art formatting, eh?
My “More options...” button does nothing so I can't set it to text art formatting. But I'm on the Pseud0ch theme and it looks fine
I bought a big box of those peanut butter salty cracker sammich snacks because it was cheap and I hadn't had lunch yet.
>>841 we're talking about the age group that for basically their entire conscious lives has watched random countries in the middle east have their stable strongman government be toppled by the USA and replaced with anarcho-tyrrany. in gaddafi's libya you might not have been allowed to be gay in public (which is something most of the population of that region supports anyway, if we're truly talking about "democracy") but at least there weren't fucking open air slave markets in tripoli.
https://youtu.be/lU1Y8iKsSME
The intro to this is amazing
>which is something most of the population of that region supports anyway, if we're truly talking about "democracy"
This reminds me of the edit of that xkcd comic about free speech
Who needs economic and social stability when you have gay rights?
While eating at McDonald's, Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.
Chris announced the event on 14 October 2018. On 26 October 2018, Chris posted a video entitled "Dimensional Merge Announcements" where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its "sister dimension" C-197, where every fictional character known to exist resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.
On 14 November 2018, Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.[7]
Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.
Naturally, he believes that he will be guaranteed survival because he "absorbed the spiral seal" from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and Megan are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.
He sent dozens of follow-up tweets further detailing the process, explaining that Cwcville would replace northern Virginia, Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of Maryland. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.
On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun[2]. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore.
In early December 2018, Chris reported feeling "psychic headaches" and associated the merge with the California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall. As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have "lightning powers" and that the "millions of volts" of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by claiming that he can "touch and feel" Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.[8]
Everyone of Earth 1218! I have an announcement!
I have seen a future that we must prevent: My Little Pony Generation Five.
Spoiler Alert: Princess Twilight Sparkle was prompted to promote Applejack to become an Alicorn Princess, but in doing so, the spell backfires and then we end up with... THIS!
Twilight becoming an Earth Pony (SIMPLY UNFORGIVABLE!), and the horns and wings being lost and swapped between Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
I just did a reset to prevent that from happening. Celestia will take it upon herself to promote Applejack, because she Will be doing something that brings the magic out of her, like it did Cadence and Twilight. AJ’s Promotion needs to happen; she becomes the next Alicorn Princess by Celestia’s Power; Twilight and the others remain as they are, and G4 continues on. Generation Five Must Not Happen!
Listen up, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews , because I HAVE The Power and Link to our Sister Dimension, and I have seen it too.
#ContinueMLPG4!
CONTINUE My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic for at least Five More Seasons, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews !
Our Matching Futures are at Stake Here! I, your CPU Blue Heart Commands it so as well, in agreement with Princess Celestia.
Please, Heed Our Warning!
Thank You.
[The] rest of the Mane Six are destined to join Princess Twilight and the soon-to-be Princess of Honesty, Applejack, as Alicorns, themselves during that time frame. Their Stories MUST be told and continued. The Reboot will ONLY just Kill the timeline of ours that will simply stifle the originals’ growth, as well as throw Both of or dimensions into a chaos that must never ever take place, @Hasbro.[6]
Despite Hasbro neither confirming nor denying a new season beyond 9, on 22 August, Chris went ahead with the good ending regardless:
Everybody! Mark this day at about 4:10 pm, Eastern Standard Time; I saw it as it happened, as Celestia and Twilight had Applejack in her hall of memories. Without a hitch or backfire, Princess Applejack of Honesty, has arisen! And Princess Twilight remains an Alicorn!
Everybody of this world, you all may congratulate Princess Applejack in shouting, social media sharing, or you can even write a letter directly to her (no address or stamp required; just your hand writing and signature and a moment to let your link shine for her to get the message.
All Hail Princess Applejack! All Hail the Equestria Princesses of Harmony! All Hail the continuation of MLP G4 as well![11]
He even attended the coronation:
Well, everyone, I was just there, in my Ponysona, sitting with Nightstar, Kun and Zap Note in the front row in Canterlot; our Princess Applejack, of Honesty, has been coronated! Everyone praise her today! Yeee-Haw![
sometimes I still see posters complain about others not using the text art formatting, but the entirety of DQN has been defaulting to text art formatting for me since shortly after ssz became admin (I assume he made some change.)
am I missing something? is there a setting somewhere or does it not work on some browsers?
The sauciest!
ssz-kun should lock this thread after we hit 990 if it's before 1993-09-9999. I just KNOW the /qa/ bros will try to steal our legendary get!
Yeah, it was the same time that my More Options, Refresh Captcha, and quotes and stuff stopped working, never had a problem before
People still care about ponyshit?
there were people who cared about it before people cared about it
If you were to recontextualise a urinal in another way, you would, inadvertently or not, be entering into a conversation via porcelain with Marcel Duchamp, art wanks, and pissers everywhere
>>854,855
Are you trying to summon the dreaded Barneyfag of imageboards to finish off this thread before the September 10000?
captcha: unshrache
captcha: spellube
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a kind of bright purple yam used as a flavoring and coloring in sweet dishes
I wish, then, for a chance to see,
Now all I need,
(Desperately)
mudada
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUUUDA
ZA WARUDO
TOKI WO TOMARE
Soshite, toki wo ugokidasu...
dododongaWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Is my star to come...
It's the nutshack
cute girl bumping the wrong thread
Based and sanriopilled
chantards
huh?
Freebased and crackpilled
Harukased and Hibikipilled
dubsbased and check'empilled
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gru_(rapper)
good morning
Don't fuck a marketing student. They're all promosexuals.
I think I should post in this thread.
I think I prefer hentai. I'm not like a 2D only monk or anything but I have noticed I feel less shame after hentai than with 3D porn.
vc: the
gikopoi was fun today
When I visited gikopoi earlier tonight it was a bunch of fannys trying to make a swastika so I went and stood in front of the big speakers in the banquet hall and listened to tunes, like I would IRL if the banquet halls were open
The nutshack is actually a catchy song
>>888
That's a missed opportunity to triple-heil Hitler. These GETs don't show up often, son, better learn to strike when the iron is hot eh! fisting gesture
888 = HULK HOGAN'S HULKAMANIA BROTHERRRRRRRR
888 = English translation of Eurovision lyrics via Teletext
Why did I get a semi reading about abandoned emperor penguin chicks
This thread is slowing down. /dqn/ you are disappointing me!
penis
>>894
as it should be, we're well ahead of schedule!
vc: well guess what the dime was actually voldemort
Smoke weed everyday, smoke weed everyday, smoke weed everyday, oh God, I can't keep smoking weed everyday.........
I smoke weed no more than once every two weeks.
I never tried weed because the smell makes me gag really bad