[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

701 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 17:09

Its the nutshack

702 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 17:13

it's the nuts hack
meaning i will hack off your nuts

703 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9969 17:32

Nuthack: A Nethack Porn Parody

704 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 18:53

>>703
That'll go nicely with Cuntlet II, the Gauntlet porn parody
(not even making this shit up)

705 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 22:05

Its the nutshack

706 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 22:39

Its the nutshack

707 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 22:49

Welcome to Punctual Gomez's Nutshack.
What can I do for you?

708 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 23:09

fuck a duck

709 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 23:40

captcha: reon :3

710 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 01:51

ooh I'd love a dick

711 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 12:41

duck w/ a dick

712 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 13:35

It's the nutshack

713 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 13:36

SPIRAL DUCK DICK

714 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 13:38

>>713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oExBmve0K14

715 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 13:40

Phil's from the 'sco
Jack's from the P.I

716 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 17:38

Horatio the horat so big-eye

717 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 22:56

I'm on the Internet BTW

718 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 23:11

I did not know that.

719 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 13:55

Tito "dick" dickman baby

720 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 14:07

pig dync

721 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 14:41

He raised phil and loves the ladies

722 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 17:15

黒人は犯罪をたくさん行います

723 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 22:17

RELEASE GRETA THUNBERGS IQ TEST RESULT

724 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 23:24

Jim Cornette Yoshinoya rant

725 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 00:11

>>724
Jim: "OK, so...heee heee...maybe you were living under a rock or maybe you're not wise to the business, but about 30 days ago I was hungry. The show was great - lots of people were there...some people I would rather not have been there, but I'm not the booker so someone else can make the decisions. Next thing I know, I'm standing inside a yoshinova..."
Brian: "Yoshinoya."
Jim: "Yoshinoya...yoshinova...whatever the fuck cause I ain't into that japanime bullshit. There's a bunch of aproned guys, wearing paper hats or some shit..."
Brian: "Employees."
Jim: "What's that?"
Brian: "People who work at a business...employees."
Jim: "I already told you I ain't into that Japanime shit. Anyhoo, one of 'em addresses me, and guess who won the pony!!!??? It's Jeff Jarrett. He's starting a new wrestling company, and he can't let a sleeping dog lie, so he got a job at this greasy spoon so he could ask me to help him with this new company. I don't have anything else to do, I'm not a cook so I'm not going around looking to make my own food - if I was I wouldn't be looking in the wrestling business I can tell you that; so I agree to help him out temporarily. Not long, mind you, I'm hungry, and I don't know how long this rice bowl or pork, whatever it is will take. I'm tired and hungry, I just want to eat some shitty fast food. Is it too much to ask?"
Brian: "Apparently so."

726 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 12:11

>>725 pretty good, could have been better, I was quite entertained by your post

727 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 19:59

we are getting close...

728 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 20:15

we have 27 days to make approx 270 posts, we've been right on schedule for almost the entire thread

729 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 21:38

>>723
I'd be happy with a reupload of her onlyfäns account

730 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 00:01

>>729
God I hope you’re telling me the truth

731 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 00:24

Cooperative Gomez

732 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 03:27

Jack's cool as lazy
he's still learnin'

733 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 04:07

fuck you and the whores you rode in on

734 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 04:43

>>723
I kind of feel bad for her, shes just some autistic kid whos parents are exploiting her

735 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 11:20

Hax're'nt've'd my'm're anue's

736 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 11:21

fix your're are game

737 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 15:02

cherry pie something something, shes still a virgib

738 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 18:09

chita meet the freak of the week ah

739 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 18:39

I'm a little bit of a fucked up biiiiiiiiiiiitch

740 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 18:45

i am very glad i'm not a flip

741 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 19:08

I was just listening to luk thung. That's Thai not Filipino. But all those brown Asians are the same to me.

742 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 20:04

>>741 Nice, I have Thai? Dai! - The Heavier Side of the Luk Thung Underground, it's pretty cool

743 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 20:12

>>742
I haven't heard of that album. Sounds interesting. I was listening to Phon Phirom's Na Ta La Sai.

744 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 22:03

Speaking of thai:
https://youtu.be/_Kmh4BbJPz8

745 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 23:30

https://youtu.be/IBkwGMCJWmY
didnt watch it but I love unrelenting pure cancer

746 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 02:38

Touch Saly

747 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 14:05

I'd love to do a big fat line of 9/11 dust

748 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 17:48

Phil's homegirl got Jack wanna keep her

749 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 04:14

Hold up, shall we spark this
Take a breather

750 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 11:59

>>749 Good idea
(″-_-)っ-~ blazes it with >>749

751 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 12:04

I think it's really funny when someone bumps a thread replying to a post made 3000 days ago, it's even better when it's my 3000-day-old post they're replying to

752 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 13:54

I enjoyed replying >>751-sama

753 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 21:00

we are so close yet s o far...

754 Name: vc:dejozz : 1993-09-9975 21:18

pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up

755 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 23:07

we can do this i love you all and happy birthday to you as well

756 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 23:25

>>751
Lame confession time: Once in a while, I get in a necrobumping mood and bump select threads that had potential but never got traction. I hope yours were among them.

Other times, I might pick the dumbest threads I can find. I hope yours were among those too.

757 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 00:17

Nya, the mentally ill racist-anime-twitter adjacent one who findommed some redditor into recording himself saying "nigger" and sent it to his woke girlfriend and got doxxed by a bunch of angry black people for it. Not my favorite because I particularly support any of that but because it's all so spectacularly fucked up that I can't look away. Like watching a train crash into an orphanage.

758 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 00:55

>>757 she is NOT cute

759 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 05:05

I have a bump on my neck and I'm not sure if it's a mosquito bite or cancer. Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

760 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 10:15

>racist-anime-twitter adjacent

i believe the term you're looking for is "lucastwitter"

761 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 17:27

Breathe a reefer, in my lungs

762 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 17:35

I got grapes, what you watchin son?

763 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 10:26

>>759 maybe it was >>756

764 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 13:58

yous > y'all

765 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 18:40

ever since twitter got huge whenever someone uses the word y'all I imagine an obese black woman with an afro typing

766 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 20:53

he be
you be
we be
she be
y'all be

767 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 22:59

we're getting closer

768 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 23:06

"""""""""""""""""merry""""""""""""""""" christmas

769 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 00:04

>>766
be like

770 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 00:05

Will we finally get to 1994 this new year?

771 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 01:09

Got about three months to go for that.

772 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 02:11

Merry Christmas!

773 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 02:26

Have a Krazy Kwanzaa

774 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 02:56

It's the nutshack

775 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9978 04:27

MC Kid Frost says Feliz Navidad

776 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 06:41

AND SO



LIFE IMITATES ART



POST



WITHOUT THINKING

777 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 10:20

Jesus blows out his candles and makes a wish

778 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 11:26

epicly scares you

779 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 12:35

vc:chuse my dick and nutsack

780 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 13:23

All Alone For Christmas (How Unusual)

781 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 17:47

I made a post! Can you?

782 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 21:11

Only one way to find out

783 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 21:35

I am getting tired of my fetishes

784 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 21:57

>>783 You'll develop new and deeper fetishes

785 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 21:59

Was listening to this again today https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1406028940/277

786 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 22:26

I don't give a toss about Dr. Who!

787 Name: vc: shaleable : 1993-09-9979 04:36

>>786
It's okay.

788 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 08:09

Dr. Who is fine, from what I have seen of it the special effects are kind of immersion breaking, It very much looks like a government produced daytime serial.
Don't get why certain people get so obsessed with it, especially considering it looks like it is written like those soap operas to never have an end.

789 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 09:37

Following 888 artists on Pixiv!

790 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 11:02

>>787,788 Fair enough lads but I don't give a TOSS!

791 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 11:03

The guy that did the Dalek's voice also did Dennis in Penny Crayon

792 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 12:21

I really like anemonefish

793 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 16:01

Post harder, lads, or Punctual Gomez won't bring you any presents

794 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 18:07

I don't normally shun necrobumpers, but fuck the guy that bumped [COUNTDOWN] >>800 GET on the 8000th [PART II] which took away posters from this thread. The 9999th day is approaching! Post harder!

795 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 18:31

＞＞794　ａｇｅ　

796 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 18:47

So I'm supposed to post, but not about my current thoughts, nor about anything else that would better fit in another thread. I don't know what I'm supposed to post.

797 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 19:02

Hello lgbtq ;)

798 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 19:14

I love Lesbeen Giant Booty QTs

799 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 19:17

Obviously “age” is “あげ” but I can see how it might be taken like “seethe” or one of those other trendy whatevers

800 This post sucked.

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