[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

301 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 01:33

>>300
that's pretty epic, (@L_T`).

302 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 12:58

It feels like my youtube recommendations have gotten worse. Streams with less than 100 viewers, "dank meme" compilations along with family guy funny moments, those text to speech Reddit reading videos with "entitled parents", etc.
Absolute bottom of the barrel stuff, anyone else getting it too?

303 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 17:03

Ifm getting 10 hour nondenominational church music compilations, egirls reacting to stuff and minecraft videos lately

304 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 01:09

>>302
The Youtube recommendation algorithm has been terrible for a while now. I miss the days (maybe 5+ years ago?) when you would get a wide variety of recommendations, even ones that were only tangentially related to the video. You could reach the "dark side of youtube" pretty easily just by scrolling down the recommendations to find the strangest one, clicking that, and repeating. Even if most of the videos were shit at least they were surprising, and you could sometimes stumble on gold. Now you just get recommended the same shit to death all the time with basically no variety. Plus many of the recommendations are just from channels you're already subscribed to.

As a test I created a new account and spent a long time liking and favoriting as many interesting, weird, and obscure videos as I could. It didn't help at all. The only good recommendations were videos from the same channels I had already liked. The best way I've been able to find "dark side of youtube" videos is by creative use of the youtube search function, or combing subreddits like r/DeepIntoYouTube (although reddit's taste in "weird" is often not the same as mine).

305 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 01:19

Half my recommends are video's I've already watched

306 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 10:53

Does it work like that though? Aren't the recommendations based on a mix of what you've already watched and liked, and things people with similar interests watched and liked? I'm also not sure if it's just your account it's based on, on my other iMac I have never logged in with an account and it gives similar recommendations,

307 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 10:53

I figured it was maybe related to your IP or something. When my ex-gf lived here I would also get recommendations to do with her interests, and things we talked about out loud, which was a bit spooky at the time but now I've accepted that's how the world will work.

308 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 12:43

i sometimes get youtube recommendations for songs i've listened to on spotify recently, which yeah was a little spooky at first. then i realized i have an android phone.

309 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 16:09

999 or nein nein nein?

310 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 17:00

666

311 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 18:19

SNEED FUCK

312 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 23:34

I've been getting "younger days", a channel that has shit from the 2000s and 2010s as nostalgia.
typing in all lowercase in stuff like youtube titles is definitely a bad sign.

313 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 01:34

Poison in my idle mind makes quick
work for the Mephistopheles
Who quickly makes his excuses
To heaven his own course he sets
With a mind to save his soul and mine
What's falling to thinking
Pretty girl, oblivion
Hostility and suspicion
So what creates competition
Pipe retracted stowed away

314 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 09:17

Whats gonna happen? Can somebody hold me?

315 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 14:31

ssz will ban us all

316 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 16:26

bps, more like bepis

317 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 20:12

Big tits big ass

318 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 20:12

maybe i should learn mahjong

319 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 21:51

>>318
it's calvinball, but a board game, except around 50 years ago people abruptly forgot about the "just make up new rules or ignore the old ones when you feel like it" part

would not recommend

320 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 04:53

>>318
mahjong solitaire is fun but playing it with others is autistic

321 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 21:37

Refresh captcha (Wait 60 seconds)

322 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 21:42

Refresh captcha

323 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 22:09

pasta nooodke
with a meatballs

324 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 03:31

Hold on baby, it's the DQN

325 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 11:04

Welcoming trans members doesn't make this a trans web sight just the same as how it's not an anti-semitic web sight just because some people say jews for the lulz or are anti-semitic

326 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 13:41

Me personally, I hate jews

327 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 13:42

Me personally, I hate jews.

328 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 13:45

thinking about how this generation of weebs' blue haired waifu is just called lum again

329 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 13:50

>>325 This is an anonymous board so it welcomes everyone by default no matter how mentally ill they are. No one actually knows if you're a dog or a tranny or an anti-semite until you start posting about it in every single thread.

330 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 13:51

>>328 I thought it was Aqua.

331 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 15:54

Falcon
PAUNCH

332 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 15:57

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333 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 16:16

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1/3 Checkpoint!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

334 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 16:23

I'm mostly excited to see what happens when the days hit 5 digits

335 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 17:11

What the fuck does Dasani mean

336 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 20:04

You like clean your house then put up a bunch of lights I think.

337 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 22:05

Saw a small trans lives matter demonstration on the way home and it reminded me of DQN and I giggled the whole way home.

338 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 19:52

>>334
The site will close due to the Clonepa virus.

339 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 20:06

Clonepa is a menace

340 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 22:35

U.S. Virgin Islands

341 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 02:47

On slower imageboards I sometimes browse, I often feel guilty about not posting and or contributing more often.

342 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 11:00

>>341 That's usually more respectable than blurting out whatever's on your mind, it's better for a place to be quiet than shit

343 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 13:53

Captain Jean-Luc Picard
USS
Enterprice

344 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 15:40

Dubs

345 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 15:45

Polite greeting
Your name
Personal connection
Manage expectations

Greetings, I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard, of the Federation starship "Enterprise". What is the meaning of this incursion into the neutral zone?

346 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 17:47

Guys what do we do ? How can we catch up once and for all

347 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 18:09

>>346
It's only about 50 posts, still perfectly doable.

348 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 18:09

Set a trap for up, use something that up can't resist, to lure up into a prepared area up can't escape from

349 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 18:39

I remember like 15 years ago people used to think SA Goons were cool.
It's kind of funny how there's sort of a stigma around them now, the Schmorky stuff probably hurt their reputation.

350 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 19:04

Should I buy a switch or just wait for emulation and build a PC

351 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 19:15

>2005
>people think SA Goons were cool

352 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 19:58

>>350
If there are some exclusives you really want to play, I would buy one used. Don't like handhelds, so I can't speak for that aspect.

353 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 21:06

The only thing about the switch is that I would hold off because of the inevitable switch pro

354 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 00:07

I find it silly that the newest animal crossing is the most popular one when they added even more tedious shit to do.

355 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 00:14

That's exactly why it's the most popular one though

356 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 00:42

I dont get it I guess. I vaguely remember pulling sea bass out of the ocean and it being very slow and the tropical island from the 3DS one made the money almost pointless. I guess they added crafting and lawns and other grinds because of money being easy.

357 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 01:57

Do you ever wonder why people talk to strangers on the internet?

358 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 02:07

Racist gomez

359 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 02:36

Canceled gomez

360 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 03:42

Punished Gomez

361 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 03:58

Fallen Gomez

362 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 04:03

Broken gomez

363 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 06:24

Recovering Gomez

364 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 07:19

Rising gomez

365 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 12:53

Bumping Gomez

366 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 13:06

>>357 Sometimes

367 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 13:10

>>357 Depends on the context I guess, there are so many utterly pointless heated debates in some places like youtube comments sections. I like anonymous message boards because you can share ideas or hear other points of view and judge them purely rather than trying to guess what that person's agenda is or make assumptions based on who is sharing the idea

368 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 18:42

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369 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:01

Gomez. Gomez. Gomez. Gomez! Gomez.

370 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:02

Gomez. You in there Gomez? Gomez.

371 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:02

Gomez. You're a tardy man, Gomez. Haha. Gomez is a tardy man. If anyone can sleep through the day and miss his work, that tardy Gomez man can. Hehe. Gomez. You just gonna take that? Gooomez!

372 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:03

Gomez. Gomez. I know you're in there Gomez. Hey Gomez, where's the fire?

373 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:03

GOMEZ!

374 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:04

Aah! Aah! Aah! Help! Aaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Euh. Euh. Euh Euh. Fiiiiiire! Fiiiiiiiiiiire! Gomez! Get out! Aah! Aah! Aah! Heeeeeeeeelp! Heeeelp! Gomez! Gomeeez! Get out! Heeelp! Fiiiire!

375 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:04

Gomez! Gomez! Heeeeeelp!

376 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:04

Gomez...

Gomez...

Gomeeeez! Gomeez! Goomeez! Gomez.

377 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:05

GOMEZ! GOMEZ!

378 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:05

( ί ƒŽί) Gomez!


379 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 06:06

punctuated g'omez

380 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 12:40

Mittens have been released for Gomez

381 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 13:23

Typical! Monday, he don't turn up, Tuesday he turns up late, Wednesday he turns up, WE DON'T WORK ON WEDNESDAYS!

382 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 22:42

That person who was talking about forums being internet nursing homes, are textboards internet hospices? Considering a lot of people slide off the net while using them because of the slow paced nature of them.

383 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 23:37

What if the butt of a diglett is just another diglett

384 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 23:38

Everyone knows digletts are muscular guys in the ground.

385 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 00:06

Diggerabuggeraniggera AAAOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YYEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!

386 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 00:50

Defenestrated Gomez

387 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 00:58

"Welcome, poor souls!" ~ Scooter

388 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 15:16

I just came to porn about itching powder being put on feet and then the actress not being able to scratch.
What a bizarre thing to be aroused by, I think I should try nofap.

389 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:33

Somewhere in England, banging the bass... join our trip to this weird place!

390 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:34

gWe started... in 1994! ...In 1996... ...we're STILL ON THE CASE!h

391 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:35

gTry to hold your pinky UP!h - Sun Ra

392 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:36

Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky UP
Try to hold your pinky UP
Try to hold your pinky

393 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:37

PRESS A!

394 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:38

PRESS A!

395 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:43

a

396 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 02:21

Press 1

397 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 02:25

1!

398 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 02:26

Now say Steak Sauce!

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