[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (121)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

72 Name: v_v : 1993-09-9910 01:50

>>71
Lurk less

73 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 08:13

a jack o lantern named "pumpkin"

74 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:33

A dude called Head

75 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:37

uwu = human trafficking

76 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 23:28

Paddy! ...Paddy! PADDY! Who's been wearing Miranda's clothes‽

77 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 00:59

We're not gonna make it

78 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 02:32

We are!

79 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:04

We're not gonna make it!

80 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:05

We're not gonna make it... any more...

81 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:10

I think we will make it I was just singing a song

82 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:11

Weird "Al" Yankovic

83 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:24

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

84 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 04:15

Do you feel uphill?

85 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 08:45

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86 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 10:09

>>84 ALWAYS

87 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 22:12

Q-Bert fellatio

88 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 22:24

Gregg "Opie" Hughes is funny, get over

89 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 05:57

let me lick your poo poo hole

90 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 11:45

>>89
come here let me fart in your gay little mouth

91 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 13:19

Aw no! My bumhole's bleeding!

92 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 15:11

Here is my post for the day.

93 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 21:12

This thread resembles something but I don't know what

94 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 21:27

>>93 the previous thread, maybe?

95 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 22:00

I forgot! Let's keep going, guys

96 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 02:10

62.4 posts behind schedule! How far behind do you think we can fall by the 9999th, guys?

97 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 03:50

I love ass

98 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 04:24

What's gonna happen? Will somebody hold me?

99 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 13:58

99GET

100 Name: (L_ T `) : 1993-09-9916 14:02

At my old job we had a contract with Rey Mysterio to use him in a game we were making, but the contract was pretty open-ended and we could've made like Tomb Raider but with him running around beating up bad guys. Would have been better

101 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 14:03

His manager does a podcast called Keepin It 100, that was the tenuous link there. 101 GET

102 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 14:03

Now to do
Post 102

103 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 19:25

( -) The 9999th of September falls on Christmas Day of Juche 109, for those of us using a more standard calendar.

104 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 19:27

Wait no it doesn't I'm just bad at math

105 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 19:55

my captcha is "noy"

106 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 19:55

tehe pero

107 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 03:25

Where are my gadgets?

108 Name: too lazy to scroll down to the CTRL+V thread : 1993-09-9917 07:50

We are releasing a new project — Crypko, in which you can get and trade AI generated anime characters on Ethereum blockchain. Click here to play Crypko Beta on Testnet for free.

109 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 11:28

Oh, it's all about Jesus!
It's all about Jesus!
It's all about Jesus!

110 Name: (LGցG`) : 1993-09-9917 11:53

PRESS ENTER TO START

111 Name: (LGցG`) : 1993-09-9917 11:54

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112 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 11:55

TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP! TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP! TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP! TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP!

113 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 13:16

just washed my car wheels

114 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 13:17

time to wash myself!

115 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 14:55

116 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 17:00

Feeling VERY uphill

117 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 19:33

Feeling VERY ill

118 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 20:14

today my captcha is "tume"

119 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 20:28

>>118
mine's po

120 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 20:49

#JusticeForJamive

121 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 02:40

cinnamon rolls, oh yeah cinnamon rolls

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