Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!
https://youtu.be/lU1Y8iKsSME
The intro to this is amazing
>which is something most of the population of that region supports anyway, if we're truly talking about "democracy"
This reminds me of the edit of that xkcd comic about free speech
Who needs economic and social stability when you have gay rights?
While eating at McDonald's, Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.
Chris announced the event on 14 October 2018. On 26 October 2018, Chris posted a video entitled "Dimensional Merge Announcements" where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its "sister dimension" C-197, where every fictional character known to exist resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.
On 14 November 2018, Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.[7]
Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.
Naturally, he believes that he will be guaranteed survival because he "absorbed the spiral seal" from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and Megan are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.
He sent dozens of follow-up tweets further detailing the process, explaining that Cwcville would replace northern Virginia, Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of Maryland. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.
On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun[2]. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore.
In early December 2018, Chris reported feeling "psychic headaches" and associated the merge with the California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall. As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have "lightning powers" and that the "millions of volts" of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by claiming that he can "touch and feel" Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.[8]
Everyone of Earth 1218! I have an announcement!
I have seen a future that we must prevent: My Little Pony Generation Five.
Spoiler Alert: Princess Twilight Sparkle was prompted to promote Applejack to become an Alicorn Princess, but in doing so, the spell backfires and then we end up with... THIS!
Twilight becoming an Earth Pony (SIMPLY UNFORGIVABLE!), and the horns and wings being lost and swapped between Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
I just did a reset to prevent that from happening. Celestia will take it upon herself to promote Applejack, because she Will be doing something that brings the magic out of her, like it did Cadence and Twilight. AJ’s Promotion needs to happen; she becomes the next Alicorn Princess by Celestia’s Power; Twilight and the others remain as they are, and G4 continues on. Generation Five Must Not Happen!
Listen up, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews , because I HAVE The Power and Link to our Sister Dimension, and I have seen it too.
#ContinueMLPG4!
CONTINUE My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic for at least Five More Seasons, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews !
Our Matching Futures are at Stake Here! I, your CPU Blue Heart Commands it so as well, in agreement with Princess Celestia.
Please, Heed Our Warning!
Thank You.
[The] rest of the Mane Six are destined to join Princess Twilight and the soon-to-be Princess of Honesty, Applejack, as Alicorns, themselves during that time frame. Their Stories MUST be told and continued. The Reboot will ONLY just Kill the timeline of ours that will simply stifle the originals’ growth, as well as throw Both of or dimensions into a chaos that must never ever take place, @Hasbro.[6]
Despite Hasbro neither confirming nor denying a new season beyond 9, on 22 August, Chris went ahead with the good ending regardless:
Everybody! Mark this day at about 4:10 pm, Eastern Standard Time; I saw it as it happened, as Celestia and Twilight had Applejack in her hall of memories. Without a hitch or backfire, Princess Applejack of Honesty, has arisen! And Princess Twilight remains an Alicorn!
Everybody of this world, you all may congratulate Princess Applejack in shouting, social media sharing, or you can even write a letter directly to her (no address or stamp required; just your hand writing and signature and a moment to let your link shine for her to get the message.
All Hail Princess Applejack! All Hail the Equestria Princesses of Harmony! All Hail the continuation of MLP G4 as well![11]
He even attended the coronation:
Well, everyone, I was just there, in my Ponysona, sitting with Nightstar, Kun and Zap Note in the front row in Canterlot; our Princess Applejack, of Honesty, has been coronated! Everyone praise her today! Yeee-Haw![
sometimes I still see posters complain about others not using the text art formatting, but the entirety of DQN has been defaulting to text art formatting for me since shortly after ssz became admin (I assume he made some change.)
am I missing something? is there a setting somewhere or does it not work on some browsers?
The sauciest!
ssz-kun should lock this thread after we hit 990 if it's before 1993-09-9999. I just KNOW the /qa/ bros will try to steal our legendary get!
Yeah, it was the same time that my More Options, Refresh Captcha, and quotes and stuff stopped working, never had a problem before
People still care about ponyshit?
there were people who cared about it before people cared about it
If you were to recontextualise a urinal in another way, you would, inadvertently or not, be entering into a conversation via porcelain with Marcel Duchamp, art wanks, and pissers everywhere
>>854,855
Are you trying to summon the dreaded Barneyfag of imageboards to finish off this thread before the September 10000?
captcha: unshrache
captcha: spellube
you bee ee
noun
a kind of bright purple yam used as a flavoring and coloring in sweet dishes
I wish, then, for a chance to see,
Now all I need,
(Desperately)
mudada
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUUUDA
ZA WARUDO
TOKI WO TOMARE
Soshite, toki wo ugokidasu...
dododongaWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Is my star to come...
It's the nutshack
cute girl bumping the wrong thread
Based and sanriopilled
chantards
huh?
Freebased and crackpilled
Harukased and Hibikipilled
dubsbased and check'empilled
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gru_(rapper)
good morning
Don't fuck a marketing student. They're all promosexuals.
I think I should post in this thread.
I think I prefer hentai. I'm not like a 2D only monk or anything but I have noticed I feel less shame after hentai than with 3D porn.
vc: the
gikopoi was fun today
When I visited gikopoi earlier tonight it was a bunch of fannys trying to make a swastika so I went and stood in front of the big speakers in the banquet hall and listened to tunes, like I would IRL if the banquet halls were open
The nutshack is actually a catchy song
>>888
That's a missed opportunity to triple-heil Hitler. These GETs don't show up often, son, better learn to strike when the iron is hot eh! fisting gesture
888 = HULK HOGAN'S HULKAMANIA BROTHERRRRRRRR
888 = English translation of Eurovision lyrics via Teletext
Why did I get a semi reading about abandoned emperor penguin chicks
This thread is slowing down. /dqn/ you are disappointing me!
penis
>>894
as it should be, we're well ahead of schedule!
vc: well guess what the dime was actually voldemort
Smoke weed everyday, smoke weed everyday, smoke weed everyday, oh God, I can't keep smoking weed everyday.........
I smoke weed no more than once every two weeks.
I never tried weed because the smell makes me gag really bad
>>894 I was taking it easy on purpose so we can savour this THREAD for longer
I have 3 scheduled bongs per day. I told my doctor this and he laughed and said "Well, it would do me no good to be jealous. Enjoy!"
lube shits lube shits lube shits lube shits
Shibe look-up tables:
such indexing
very piecewise approximation
wow
can't wait
this bump is copyrighted. do not rebump this bump without explicit permission from the author
> 906 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 08:46
> this bump is copyrighted. do not rebump this bump without explicit permission from the author
This bump is patented. Everyone ITT owes me royalties or else I'll stolk them.
I'm pirating your bumps
ive been researching your names and addresses for a while now, >>907,910. be careful when turning on your car!
I've never dashed a boulder
Happy memories of playing Boulder Dash on the NES as a wee boy...
(999-915) / (9999 - 9991) = 10.5 posts per day to reach the goal.
I like penises
Don't wanna hit 999 too fast
do white men trashing "white guys/dudes" on Twitter do it for brownie points or something?
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
TURURURU
Did Europe release anything else of note or were they a one hit wonder?
>>921
That's weird. I see why that gay dokyun calls those types weirdos now
Poopy butt
Got diaper rash from wearing the same underwear for several days
James Rolfe posts on DQN!!
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
say hi to Motherfucker Mike for me
I just wanna give a quick shoutout to Andrew, Andrew, and a big shout out to Andrew, this bowl's dedicated to yous
we're approaching the hunting grounds of the dreaded jisakujien thread ruiner, guys. let's take it slow
I don't think we can get it
999 here we come!
>>935 here, I'm also worried somebody will deliberately spam the thread to get it on 9998 and ruin the whole project...
contributing
penis
>>940
You are upset I revealed YOUR plans, hence the smiley face
>>941 Not at all, homeboy. That was the face I was making when I typed it
I listen to gachi unironically, and I think you should be too.
One Winter we had a powercut, I remember our family was huddled round a candle with a wind-up radio, which was playing the South Park Chef's “Suck On My Chocolate Salty Balls”
sex
I will not be contributing my penis.
I will be contributing my penis.