[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

750 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 11:59

>>749 Good idea
(″-_-)っ-~ blazes it with >>749

751 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 12:04

I think it's really funny when someone bumps a thread replying to a post made 3000 days ago, it's even better when it's my 3000-day-old post they're replying to

752 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 13:54

I enjoyed replying >>751-sama

753 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 21:00

we are so close yet s o far...

754 Name: vc:dejozz : 1993-09-9975 21:18

pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up

755 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 23:07

we can do this i love you all and happy birthday to you as well

756 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 23:25

>>751
Lame confession time: Once in a while, I get in a necrobumping mood and bump select threads that had potential but never got traction. I hope yours were among them.

Other times, I might pick the dumbest threads I can find. I hope yours were among those too.

757 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 00:17

Nya, the mentally ill racist-anime-twitter adjacent one who findommed some redditor into recording himself saying "nigger" and sent it to his woke girlfriend and got doxxed by a bunch of angry black people for it. Not my favorite because I particularly support any of that but because it's all so spectacularly fucked up that I can't look away. Like watching a train crash into an orphanage.

758 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 00:55

>>757 she is NOT cute

759 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 05:05

I have a bump on my neck and I'm not sure if it's a mosquito bite or cancer. Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

760 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 10:15

>racist-anime-twitter adjacent

i believe the term you're looking for is "lucastwitter"

761 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 17:27

Breathe a reefer, in my lungs

762 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 17:35

I got grapes, what you watchin son?

763 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 10:26

>>759 maybe it was >>756

764 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 13:58

yous > y'all

765 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 18:40

ever since twitter got huge whenever someone uses the word y'all I imagine an obese black woman with an afro typing

766 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 20:53

he be
you be
we be
she be
y'all be

767 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 22:59

we're getting closer

768 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 23:06

"""""""""""""""""merry""""""""""""""""" christmas

769 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 00:04

>>766
be like

770 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 00:05

Will we finally get to 1994 this new year?

771 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 01:09

Got about three months to go for that.

772 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 02:11

Merry Christmas!

773 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 02:26

Have a Krazy Kwanzaa

774 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 02:56

It's the nutshack

775 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9978 04:27

MC Kid Frost says Feliz Navidad

776 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 06:41

AND SO



LIFE IMITATES ART



POST



WITHOUT THINKING

777 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 10:20

Jesus blows out his candles and makes a wish

778 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 11:26

epicly scares you

779 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 12:35

vc:chuse my dick and nutsack

780 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 13:23

All Alone For Christmas (How Unusual)

781 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 17:47

I made a post! Can you?

782 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 21:11

Only one way to find out

783 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 21:35

I am getting tired of my fetishes

784 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 21:57

>>783 You'll develop new and deeper fetishes

785 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 21:59

Was listening to this again today https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1406028940/277

786 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 22:26

I don't give a toss about Dr. Who!

787 Name: vc: shaleable : 1993-09-9979 04:36

>>786
It's okay.

788 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 08:09

Dr. Who is fine, from what I have seen of it the special effects are kind of immersion breaking, It very much looks like a government produced daytime serial.
Don't get why certain people get so obsessed with it, especially considering it looks like it is written like those soap operas to never have an end.

789 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 09:37

Following 888 artists on Pixiv!

790 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 11:02

>>787,788 Fair enough lads but I don't give a TOSS!

791 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 11:03

The guy that did the Dalek's voice also did Dennis in Penny Crayon

792 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 12:21

I really like anemonefish

793 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 16:01

Post harder, lads, or Punctual Gomez won't bring you any presents

794 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 18:07

I don't normally shun necrobumpers, but fuck the guy that bumped [COUNTDOWN] >>800 GET on the 8000th [PART II] which took away posters from this thread. The 9999th day is approaching! Post harder!

795 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 18:31

＞＞794　ａｇｅ　

796 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 18:47

So I'm supposed to post, but not about my current thoughts, nor about anything else that would better fit in another thread. I don't know what I'm supposed to post.

797 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 19:02

Hello lgbtq ;)

798 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 19:14

I love Lesbeen Giant Booty QTs

799 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 19:17

Obviously “age” is “あげ” but I can see how it might be taken like “seethe” or one of those other trendy whatevers

800 This post sucked.

801 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 19:34

Sorry, I forgot AA formatting ;___; Moderator, please forgive me and clean up my mistake.

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802 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9979 22:07

Neighborhood music
Giving back neighborhood music
Neighborhood music
We cruise around
On the brown side of town

803 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-9979 22:10

>>800 has been assigned cleaned status.

804 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 22:13

>>798
the whole "thicc" and "PAWG" thing was ruined for me by men with huge asses:
I can't unsee specifically these videos whenever that sort of thing comes up.
https://archive.org/details/twocwcnudityvideos/Chris+in+the+Shower.mp4
https://xhamster.com/videos/two-pump-premature-ejaculation-6408108
The second video isn't so bad, but it weirds me out how man ass jiggle more just doing stuff than women's. I also really don't wanna think about Chris Chan when I masturbate.

805 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 22:19

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Dewgong_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
this is the worst OG pokemon. It's just there. Nobody remembers or has Dewgong as their favorite.

806 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 22:37

>>805
I'm not even being contrarian, Dewgong has always been my favorite OG water-type.

807 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 01:35

>>804 Thank you for the warning. It was just a little joke, a play on words with the LGBQT initials.

808 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 02:24

>>805
Being contrarian, Dewgong is now my favorite water type.

809 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 03:26

🥴

810 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 03:27

>>792
anemonefish have a very strange relationship with their namesake anemone, very strange for a symbiotic relationship and not merely a mutualistic one.

 Firstly, even though they bring food to their host (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQUe6zCkI0w), they get a lot of their nutrients from the clown's shit, what kind of treatment is that of your home? In return for this bizarre behavior clowns often eat the dead tentacles of the anemone. What the fuck! Imagine if you lived in a giant Jellyfish, and whenever one of the tentacles withered and died you ate it. It probably relieves the anemone but is very bizarre when you anthropomorphize the behavior.
 Secondly, it sounds like they have a very passive-aggressive relationship. Even though the clowns protect the anemone from predators and parasites, and even though they eat it, it sounds like they perform rudimentary surgery on their host anemone and groom it by increasing water flow around the anemone. Despite this, it seems anemone just seems to merely tolerate the fish, because it is likely they are just immune to the poison and the anemone doesn't consciously abstain from poisoning them. Mucus-less clowns die when exposed to an anemone in experiments. A lot of respect for your guest that does so much for you! Fucking inverts.
 Perhaps I am just anthropomorphizing their relationship too much and raising clownfish nem pairs has been one of the most rewarding hobbies I have ever had, but it looks very one sided knowing what how it actually is, considering that clowns can survive in captivity without a nem anyway.

811 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 04:51

It's the nutshack

812 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 12:21

The nutshack, baby

813 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 13:36

yo, yo, it's the nutshack

814 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 14:15

It's the nutshack

815 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 14:53

You listen to Wacka Flocka at all?

816 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 15:09

Pro Nuzlocker Reacts To [COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month

817 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 16:58

>>815 can't say I've listened to Wacka Flocka at all, no, please recommend me something good

818 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 17:25

i don't like dick, i don't like ass, but boys kissing boys is cuter than any other gender combination

819 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 18:15

I'm trying to find a download of this album featuring DQN-kun https://www.discogs.com/Various-Season-Of-Snow-And-Ice/release/863936

820 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 19:27

i like dick and ass and boys kissing each other

821 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 19:32

you could call me an idort

822 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 19:41

there is no "gay gene", that's alphabet brigade cope. it's not STRICTLY a choice but it's almost always either the result of childhood sexual trauma, co-morbid with other mental illnesses, or cope for being a low quality male who gets terminally out-competed in the sexual marketplace. i say this not from a place of hate but as a home o' sexual who's been around and dated and interacted with many other home o' sexuals. it's not something that should be encouraged and celebrated, it's something that just kinda IS, like ABDL-fags. not illegal, not a capital offense, just vaguely weird.

823 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 19:45

btw for me it's the first two, ive been told by several men i've dated that i should just get a wife and have kids because i'm so strong and handsome and my dick is huge. but i'm an autist retard and i was molested by older women when i was like 6.

824 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 21:03

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

825 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 21:17

which gender are you? i'm fluid but i feel kinda like KAZAKH_UZBEK today

https://www.php.net/manual/en/class.gender.php

definitely not nonbinary though (i'm an unsigned int, to be specific)

826 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9980 23:34

Downgrades are actually good

827 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 00:35

>>822
Identity shouldn't be celebrated in general, that always leads to extremism and or tears despite what they all say

828 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 00:59

eggplant emoji

829 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 01:11

man, i reek

830 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 01:32

Are you guys hyped for GTA 6 London

831 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 01:53

It seems we are actually ahead of schedule, as we only need roughly 9.4 posts a day at this point.

832 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 02:38

>>830
Considering GTA has been extremely underwhelming since 4 not really

833 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 03:24

https://youtu.be/zWl1-l0FlJ0
This person has a death wish

834 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 03:31

man i'd really like to reame someone's ass rn

835 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 04:26

白人は料理に味を付けません

836 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 05:53

Upgraydd

837 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 06:20

upgrayyad caliphate

vc: thule

838 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 07:22

syria is just the zoomer yugoslavia

839 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 08:19

we really ought to step our game up it's only 18 days

840 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 09:12

I hate how you can masturbate for hours and still not cun

841 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:39

>>838
I don't like the worship of Assad from that age group.

842 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 15:20

>>839
Look, I'm giving her all she's got.

843 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 17:10

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844 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 19:58

Looks like I'm not the only one who forgets his text art formatting, eh?

845 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 20:35

My “More options...” button does nothing so I can't set it to text art formatting. But I'm on the Pseud0ch theme and it looks fine

846 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:21

I bought a big box of those peanut butter salty cracker sammich snacks because it was cheap and I hadn't had lunch yet.

847 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:23

Courtesy of 5ch.net, and posted in english for some reason:

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848 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:24

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849 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:30

>>841 we're talking about the age group that for basically their entire conscious lives has watched random countries in the middle east have their stable strongman government be toppled by the USA and replaced with anarcho-tyrrany. in gaddafi's libya you might not have been allowed to be gay in public (which is something most of the population of that region supports anyway, if we're truly talking about "democracy") but at least there weren't fucking open air slave markets in tripoli.

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