[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

401 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 12:26

Nutmeg was my gateway drug

402 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 06:23

Good job!

403 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 07:41

Here's a question: Assuming it's the same number of people that come here no matter the source, which website or "community" would do the most damage upon being introduced to the site?

404 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 07:54

>>403
Considering that huge, cancerous websites have been linked to textboards often, except for the occasional spammer who gets off on annoying people, they never stay because it's too slow/primitive.

405 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 08:08

>>403
Nice try officer.

406 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 09:44

>>403 I like it when that happens and we get to see that September scenario play out, rambunctious new users come and shit the place up and DQN-kun gets defensive. The occasional spammer trying to be annoying is entertaining because I cannot be annoyed

407 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 13:32

p

408 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 13:48

😁💖

409 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 14:23

>>408
you could probably cool it with the emojis, ``onegaishimasu''

410 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 18:07

Welsh rarebit and bubble 'n' squeak for tea

411 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 11:30

Forgot the rare bit so it was just a cheese toastie

412 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 12:18

>>410
>>411
Eating dishes where the main thing is cheese is gross

413 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 12:38

>>412 The cheese was only a small part of it. The bubble and squeak was the main part, the toastie was just for dipping! I ran out of meat.

414 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 13:26

I want some faggots and spotted dick now

415 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 13:30

suet looks nasty though and faggots are one of the most disgusting things you could do

416 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 14:39

What's the strangest thing you've eaten? I drank dog's blood once

417 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 16:22

>>416
I bit a chunk out of a bar of soap.

418 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 16:42

Snausages (a type of dog treat, for those who don't know). They are extremely salty and gross, kind of taste like vaguely-meat-flavored Play-Doh (which we all know tastes like Poseidon's salty butthole). Never got those for my dog again after that.

419 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 17:12

>>416
I guess escargot, but that's not that weird, really.

420 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9947 18:21

Lamb brain sandwiches with some frequency, corn smut that infected some of my corn plants, a lichen that grows on stones, or meat from a near extinct breed of pig depending on the your criteria for weird.

421 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 19:09

>>416
I drank a bit of my uncles piss because he used to pee in juice bottle next to his couch at grandma's so I slammed it down, some got down my throat.
Assorted pakistani food at the local Pan-Islamic festival was pretty bad, most of the food was fine to good but Desis have a very extreme palate.

422 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 21:19

youtube recommending me old late night talk show clips while watching someone playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon is so bizarre

423 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 21:23

>>416 When I was like 5 I got a glowstick from some festival and bit it open and drank the stuff inside.

424 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 11:42

Thanks, everyone, for telling me the weird things you've tasted.

425 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 12:55

>meat from a near extinct breed of pig

Mildly intrigued. I'm guessing this is some farming "heirloom" type deal since you said "breed" and not "species"?

426 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 13:24

Well, I found out about heritage livestock and livestock conservancy due to this thread, thanks for that!
https://livestockconservancy.org/index.php/heritage/internal/conservation-priority-list

427 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 15:59

>>416
apple with ketchup

428 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 16:50

>>427 I'm wondering if I should dare to take this ride

429 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9948 16:58

>>425
It was the mulefoot pig. Industrial farming and the demand for leaner meat caused a massive diversity loss in pig farming because farmers moved towards lean, fast maturing, short high yield breeds like Yorkshire.

430 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 18:00

>>429
That is incredibly special!

431 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 19:18

I literally cannot stop pooping. Have pooped 5 times between 8 AM and 2 PM. My butt is bleeding.

432 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 20:52

>>431 I'm jealous

433 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 20:57

>>432
Be jealous of these dubs

434 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 20:58

>>433
Be jealous of my palindrome

435 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 02:06

>>431
Try reading fewer song threads.

436 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 17:53

Where has all the gay magic gone?

437 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9949 18:30

On the one hand, he has "LOVE" tattooed on his knuckles; on the other hand...

438 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 22:08

>>437
He has FEAR on the other hand

439 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 05:40

>>438
I always thought the counterpart to a knuckle tattoo reading LOVE was one reading HATE.

440 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 11:00

>>439 I think it was a Donnie Darko reference

441 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 11:01

I sometimes think about all those Smiths fans who got DEAD STAR tattooed on their knuckles, and how long it took for them to be sick of explaining it

442 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 13:58

Do you ever cum and have a shitty orgasm that you still feel horny after?

443 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 14:13

>>442
No, and it's pretty annoying because I have to wait at least 1-2 hours to try again.

444 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 16:56

https://youtu.be/bFBx3qYGxL8
This is good

445 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 20:32

>>442 nowadays i can convert those into multiples

do try to make sure it's not retrograde, though, that's bad

446 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 20:38

born to shit forced to wipe

447 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 22:32

>>446
Indian food eater

448 Name: robloxman2222 : 1993-09-9950 22:43

friend me

449 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 00:15

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450 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 00:41

end me

451 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 10:15

You have been exposed to dihydrogen monoxide, a chemical found in cancer patients, and it will kill you if inhaled even briefly.

452 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 12:25

muk = kum

453 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 12:45

Alolan Muk = Lo, anal kum

454 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 01:02

those "in a nutshell" videos are never funny.

455 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 02:57

Websites that are full of extremists that can contain their autism when talking about other things are interesting cases.

456 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 03:54

>>454
I can't remember the last time a comedy youtube video was actually funny.

457 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 09:09

nightcore remix of the smiths
lolicore remix of the streets

458 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 10:35

>>457
nightwalkcore

459 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 12:47

Raggacore on the streets
Lolicore in the sheets

460 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 19:06

corecore
stepstep

461 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9952 19:17

The Roman Empire is responsible for Wario de Mambo

462 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 23:16

Alolan Lana = Lo, Anal Anal

463 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 00:38

I'm doing my part! :3

464 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 00:40

>>462
Sniff sniff

465 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 01:33

>>456
Youtube has good anti-humour, although I can't tell if they are intended to be like that.

466 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 06:33

Chocolate ice cream

467 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 07:37

Is it too late? I'm despairing about 9999

468 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 09:09

we've got 46 days to make 432 posts, we're still moving along at about the rate in >>1

469 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 12:50

cucked by elmo

470 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 14:53

Person who hates the word kino, do you hate Kino No Tabi?

471 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 16:29

Kino? No. Tabi? Cats are cute

472 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 17:17

Cats are really cute!

473 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 19:27

I had a migraine nap. I feel all fuzzy.

474 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 20:43

ExTREME DESPERATION

475 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 22:39

Do social media users know how much like JRPG villains they sound when they go on political rants

476 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 00:37

aketara tamago ga hyakko dayo
tamago tamago tamago tamago tamago
tamago tamago tamago tamago tamago
tamago tamago tamago tamago tamago

477 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 00:57

tamate

478 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 01:10

https://youtu.be/xe7zk-v9pAI

479 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 01:27

https://youtu.be/0iPFB3ZAxQg

480 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 03:12

nobody:

481 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 03:12

>>470
hello I am that person!
I actually don't mind the word kino, I just don't like it the context of 4c**n slang.

I really like Kino no Tabi. It reminds me of my high school girlfriend (in a good way)

482 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 03:16

>>478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSmGN-_MqiQ

483 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 04:00

if I send you a text message and you call me to respond you belong in prison

484 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 04:09

Success issue kiddo

485 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 04:39

>>483
Definitely sends alarming shit and then is surprised when people call

486 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 05:23

Broke: 😂
Woke: (˃̣̣̥ ω ˂̣̣̥)

487 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 05:28

Dropped my phone and broke the screen. Thought I had a screen protector, maybe this will be the impetus to stop using my phone so damn much

488 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 06:34

Hello, (　´_ゝ), it's (　´_ゝ) again

489 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 07:36

Less kino more kemono

490 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 10:13

kemono no tabi

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91jv4qJxMtL._SY500_.jpg

491 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 10:25

>>486 XD

492 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 10:42

I use Safari 9.1.3

493 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 11:08

I hate the word kemono!

494 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 11:14

C'moooon!

495 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 12:23

So basically during the 20 or so year gap in the record of the life of Christ in the Bible, he was actually in India learning Atharvavedic sorcery and Ayurvedic medicine. That's the reason this period was left out, because it would challenge the origin of his powers and his claims of divine descent. He then returned to Palestine in his 30s and the events of the New Testament unfolded more or less as described in the text, he won the support of the people as a worker of miracles and healer of the sick, planning to use them as a base of support to overthrow Roman rule in Palestine and create and independent kingdom. "King of the Jews" is a mistranslation, "Rex Iudaeorum" and "Basileus ton Ioudaion" are both better translated as "King of the Judaeans" or "King of Judaea". He was executed by crucifixion for challenging the Roman state, not for any religious reason.

The Old Testament is the mythologized story of the ethnogenesis of the Judaean people and the New Testament is the story of their failed attempt to crown a king and throw off foreign rule. Just about every would-be king and emperor ever has claimed divine heritage of some kind, so it seems strange to me that belief in this particular one should be so widespread among billions of non-Judaeans yet if you were to ask the average Christian if they thought that, for example, the imperial line of Japan truly was descended from the sun goddess Amaterasu, they would probably find such a notion to be absurd.

496 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 12:33

For example the laying of handsand curing of the blind could easily just be a purposely dramatized account of Christ performing cataract surgery on someone, using surgical techniques that were described by Indian Ayurvedic doctors 600 years before his birth. Ayurveda also describes treatments for leprosy, another disease he was claimed to have cured.

497 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 12:40

tl;dr, the first Israeli to take a gap year in India was none other than Jesus himself.

498 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 13:20

I come from a race of jungle dwelling cannibalistic spear chucking witch doctors who live in grass huts, speak in Patois accents, wear bones through their noses, practice shamanism, pray to tikis, and eat bats.

I'm talking about the Darkspear Trolls of course, stay away from da voodoo.

499 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 14:18

My name is Christian Chan

500 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 15:00

>>495

>yet if you were to ask the average Christian if they thought that, for example, the imperial line of Japan truly was descended from the sun goddess Amaterasu, they would probably find such a notion to be absurd.

My parents found the idea not too crazy considering the fallen angels mixing with people thing.

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