[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

650 Name: vc: hoss : 1993-09-9963 09:03

Sonic CD is a tad bit overrated

651 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:51

I once dated a girl who told me she once showed her tits on /b/. I was like hmm that's pretty cool

652 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 18:14

posting in the posting thread

653 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 18:28

I understand the Daily Mail was never high journalism but giving AOC attention and writing about internet mobbing over fake pranks is disappointing, they were becoming respectable!

654 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 18:36

pro nuzlocker more like pro virgin

655 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 18:40

https://youtu.be/kPJ-K_lkKMQ
I remember when this was like insane editing for youtube. good times

656 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 03:32

cock

657 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 07:31

>>639
>>642
>>644
>>649
Has it been long enough to joke about St. Floyd? Feels like it was just yesterday when everyone was freaking c crying over it, posting black squares and giving eachother covid.
I have noticed even the zealous BLM types have moved on from him and onto other saints like that nigress that was used a human shield by her boyfriend.

658 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 07:35

Also, just to mention, we will not be asking for presents, but if y’all want to, money can be directly sent to Mama Chris’ PayPal, paypal.com/paypalme/cwcvilleguardian/.
Yes, I Know what you haters are gonna say, “OOH! Christine’s asking for money again. Don’t give her any money; she’ll just spend it on Legos and vidya games. Bladdy, bladdy blah.” No, we could use some money to keep the bank accounts better afloat this time around. Okay?
[GIF from Sonichu: The Animated Series of Sonichu slapping Rosechu]
If you all would be kind to do so, please, and Thank you, kindly and very much.
⚡⚡⚡
I will comment, however, that I have never abused Rosey over the years like a lot of the haters like to portray me in doing. The repercussions from seeing those abusive memories from my alt-dimension self-counterparts who have, however, is not helpful to Rosey or I, either. Stop.

659 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 08:37

give chris chan money or else

660 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 14:04

Echidna quad-penis

661 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 14:07

>>660
Knock knock its knuckles

662 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9964 16:21

George Foreman Drill

663 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 20:08

George Formby Grill

664 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 02:56

George Floyd Vice

665 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 10:17

https://www.roblox.com/games/2931534908/NEW-LIGHTING-Gay-Cafe
The perfect game for DQN

666 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 11:52

RIP Barbara Windsor ;_;

667 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 13:43

I won an award when I was in the Scouts, but I'm pretty sure I got it just because of my charisma and not my scouting ability

668 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 18:31

paula deen teaches brock how to cook rock stew on gg allin's stage

669 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 04:55

Shitting on a hat in time really rustles jimmies

670 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 05:02

I really hate western indie games whos whole identity is copying japenese stuff

671 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 05:03

I was massaging my testicles and accidentally gave myself blue balls

672 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 21:35

peonies nuts

673 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 04:07

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EpKFU25WEAAZa9H?format=jpg&name=orig

well?

674 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 05:05

>>673
I choose not using jpeg anymore

675 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9967 05:31

The weekend drug

676 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 06:41

i wanna frick the femboy wojak

677 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 07:59

I wish people would make new meme templates already wojak is exhausted

678 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 08:31

Who are the people who watch the reading Reddit videos on youtube?

679 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 10:24

9999 soon

680 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 11:04

Exciting!

681 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 16:31

>>678
r/entitledparents entitled parents GO crazy
0958349085340958i2045890834u7534657823459034785m views.

682 Name: vc: baw : 1993-09-9967 17:18

When the emoji spammer bumps threads from like 2007 it makes me both amused and wistful at the same time.
https://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1172438414/l50
I wonder how many people who posted ITT are still on this site.

683 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 22:41

My 2007 iMac is still going strong, I have a newer one on latest OS and it's not as good

684 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 22:43

I actually did a count today, I have 5 iMacs, an eMac and an old Classic or something

685 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 02:31

FodKorp Wuz Here

686 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9968 03:03

Me? I love halibut.

687 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 09:20

We can do it

688 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 09:27

We can do it

689 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 14:10

Ass we can

690 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 14:13

I love ass
ass
ass

691 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 14:29

ass

692 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 15:29

I caused a small fire because I wanted to see if hand sanitizer is really flammable

693 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 16:20

Rayman Raving Rabbids sucked

694 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 19:51

oh man it's all burning down it's glorious

695 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 23:05

Pornhub nuked a shitload of their content. Perhaps this is a sign to stop using 3D porn

696 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 23:12

>>695
The best time to plant a tree...

697 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 23:33

Why do I want to like sports

698 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 02:38

uphill fast

699 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 16:00

Its the nutshack

700 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 16:23

Its the nutshack

701 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 17:09

Its the nutshack

702 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 17:13

it's the nuts hack
meaning i will hack off your nuts

703 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9969 17:32

Nuthack: A Nethack Porn Parody

704 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 18:53

>>703
That'll go nicely with Cuntlet II, the Gauntlet porn parody
(not even making this shit up)

705 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 22:05

Its the nutshack

706 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 22:39

Its the nutshack

707 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 22:49

Welcome to Punctual Gomez's Nutshack.
What can I do for you?

708 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 23:09

fuck a duck

709 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 23:40

captcha: reon :3

710 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 01:51

ooh I'd love a dick

711 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 12:41

duck w/ a dick

712 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 13:35

It's the nutshack

713 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 13:36

SPIRAL DUCK DICK

714 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 13:38

>>713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oExBmve0K14

715 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 13:40

Phil's from the 'sco
Jack's from the P.I

716 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 17:38

Horatio the horat so big-eye

717 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 22:56

I'm on the Internet BTW

718 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 23:11

I did not know that.

719 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 13:55

Tito "dick" dickman baby

720 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 14:07

pig dync

721 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 14:41

He raised phil and loves the ladies

722 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 17:15

黒人は犯罪をたくさん行います

723 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 22:17

RELEASE GRETA THUNBERGS IQ TEST RESULT

724 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 23:24

Jim Cornette Yoshinoya rant

725 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 00:11

>>724
Jim: "OK, so...heee heee...maybe you were living under a rock or maybe you're not wise to the business, but about 30 days ago I was hungry. The show was great - lots of people were there...some people I would rather not have been there, but I'm not the booker so someone else can make the decisions. Next thing I know, I'm standing inside a yoshinova..."
Brian: "Yoshinoya."
Jim: "Yoshinoya...yoshinova...whatever the fuck cause I ain't into that japanime bullshit. There's a bunch of aproned guys, wearing paper hats or some shit..."
Brian: "Employees."
Jim: "What's that?"
Brian: "People who work at a business...employees."
Jim: "I already told you I ain't into that Japanime shit. Anyhoo, one of 'em addresses me, and guess who won the pony!!!??? It's Jeff Jarrett. He's starting a new wrestling company, and he can't let a sleeping dog lie, so he got a job at this greasy spoon so he could ask me to help him with this new company. I don't have anything else to do, I'm not a cook so I'm not going around looking to make my own food - if I was I wouldn't be looking in the wrestling business I can tell you that; so I agree to help him out temporarily. Not long, mind you, I'm hungry, and I don't know how long this rice bowl or pork, whatever it is will take. I'm tired and hungry, I just want to eat some shitty fast food. Is it too much to ask?"
Brian: "Apparently so."

726 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 12:11

>>725 pretty good, could have been better, I was quite entertained by your post

727 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 19:59

we are getting close...

728 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 20:15

we have 27 days to make approx 270 posts, we've been right on schedule for almost the entire thread

729 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 21:38

>>723
I'd be happy with a reupload of her onlyfäns account

730 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 00:01

>>729
God I hope you’re telling me the truth

731 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 00:24

Cooperative Gomez

732 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 03:27

Jack's cool as lazy
he's still learnin'

733 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 04:07

fuck you and the whores you rode in on

734 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 04:43

>>723
I kind of feel bad for her, shes just some autistic kid whos parents are exploiting her

735 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 11:20

Hax're'nt've'd my'm're anue's

736 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 11:21

fix your're are game

737 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 15:02

cherry pie something something, shes still a virgib

738 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 18:09

chita meet the freak of the week ah

739 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 18:39

I'm a little bit of a fucked up biiiiiiiiiiiitch

740 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 18:45

i am very glad i'm not a flip

741 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 19:08

I was just listening to luk thung. That's Thai not Filipino. But all those brown Asians are the same to me.

742 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 20:04

>>741 Nice, I have Thai? Dai! - The Heavier Side of the Luk Thung Underground, it's pretty cool

743 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 20:12

>>742
I haven't heard of that album. Sounds interesting. I was listening to Phon Phirom's Na Ta La Sai.

744 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 22:03

Speaking of thai:
https://youtu.be/_Kmh4BbJPz8

745 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 23:30

https://youtu.be/IBkwGMCJWmY
didnt watch it but I love unrelenting pure cancer

746 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 02:38

Touch Saly

747 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 14:05

I'd love to do a big fat line of 9/11 dust

748 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 17:48

Phil's homegirl got Jack wanna keep her

749 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 04:14

Hold up, shall we spark this
Take a breather

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