[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

550 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 20:30

>>548
You instead should have made the most powerful, brave and important post until the next one

551 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 20:34

Mittens have been released to maintain the speed of the thread!

552 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 21:02

the sneed of the thread

553 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 21:05

why sneedpost when you could play snood

554 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 21:16

I want to belsteve...

555 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 22:35

>>553 Wow, snood, that's a blast from the past

556 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 23:14

Genshin Impact is apple's GOTY, I bet someone somewhere is melting down over this

557 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 23:30

>>551 My room is kind of cold. I could use a pair of mittens right now.

558 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 23:59

The night is kinda gay

559 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 01:34

splort

560 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 02:00

>>559
3.wav

561 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 02:21

peeing contest

562 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 03:59

I can't stop peeing

563 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 04:15

>>562
if you die then you won't pee any more (disclaimer: may take a while after death for peeing to stop)

564 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 05:32

44520

565 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 07:27

I like chobits

566 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9957 07:34

Vegetable vs Mineral

567 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 08:00

Thats it,

568 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 10:49

ö

569 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 11:03

>>565
You are truly a relic of the Eternal September. I mean, Chobits did come out a little later than 1993, but they belong to the same paleohistoric era.

Do you also like Magic Knight Rayearth?

570 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 12:04

Trying to get SheepShaver working so I can play MacFoxes again

571 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 12:26

>>565
Pan-tsu

572 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 20:02

Speaking of Chobits, I can't read/watch most series from the 2000s because I just get overwhelmed by nostalgia and depressed about it.
I know at least one other person that can't watch Haruhi because of this.

573 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 22:06

ohmaigawdohmaigod this is special!

574 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 23:52

Youtube is recommending me the fuck out of some loser named Scott The Woz, he seems stuck in 2013

575 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 01:20

I'd wager virgins are in the minority on this website.

576 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 02:09

I've done all sorts of crazy sex things, but I struggle to meet people as willing to get freaky as me

577 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 02:12

it's easy to lie about your sexual experiences on an anonymous board!

578 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 02:23

>>577
Member of the virgin minority detected.

579 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 03:20

>>575
>>577
It's easy to get laid if you're a bottom

580 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 03:35

I just had a disgusting bowel movement

581 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 04:41

can't spell hololive without loli

582 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 05:07

funyons cut up your mouth real bad

583 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 05:10

Linux users smell like piss

584 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 05:45

>>583
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

585 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 07:31

>>584
May I have a pleasure card?

586 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 08:23

Ah- here- you can quote me on this, make this a meme, for the image of the- autism jigsaw puzzle right in the middle and do the, uh, letters up bove, and over it, in that font, I quote, "Autism is a bulky, one hundred fifty plus gigabyte virus that takes bytes to terabytes out of the two point five million gigabytes in our biological computers- brains. And slow downs our processors, very badly. [p

587 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 08:26

Jimmy Snuka

588 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 08:40

Why does the youtube audience hate good pokemon so much? NU destroys (low ladder) UBERS!! SALT!! guaranteed 1M views.

589 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 12:48

I've had every kind of sex, doggy AND normal

590 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 13:04

(low bladder)

591 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 14:16

FUCK I said “detriment” when I meant “detritus”, I knew as soon as it passed my lips, FUCK! Time to slash my wrist

592 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 15:52

>>591 Silly baka

593 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 18:48

Andrew says hello!

594 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 18:48

>>593 Hooray for speech therapy!

595 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 19:11

By the time you’ve had a pillow for two years, 10 percent of its weight is comprised of dust mite carcasses and their fecal matter.

596 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:13

To be, or not to be.

597 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:18

>>592 ばかばか

598 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9959 01:52

I can count to 3

599 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9959 01:52

1

600 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9959 01:52

2

601 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9959 01:52

3

602 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 01:58

pee

603 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 02:27

1, 2 Oatmeal

604 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 04:50

604get

605 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 04:53

41 more days until

606 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 08:32

How often do you think about Q*Bert?

607 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 09:37

NTR art of that Pochi mom anime is so dumb, MC wouldn't care if she got a boyfriend if she left him the fuck alone

608 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 09:45

Kind of bored of it all, I feel like I have read every post on the internet three times over

609 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 12:21

>>591 他にやることまだまだあるんじゃない？

610 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 13:15

僕最近（つまり平成の黄昏のころから）アニメ観たくなくなったから日本語不自由なってる。　なにか面白い漫画などで足を再び濡らしたい…

611 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 13:47

People who say denpa is okay in small doses and full releases are exhausting are PATHETIC

612 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 14:03

>>606
Occasionally.
@!#?@!

613 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 15:12

I meant to say pick 'n' mix

614 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 19:02

daily reminder that if review scores for an entertainment product elicit any emotional response in yourself then you should do some self reflection and possibly seek therapy.

615 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 20:25

>>614
Are people freaking out again about scores or what?

616 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 20:28

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OA-voCuhFYk
Im shaking and crying how could Nintendo do this

617 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 20:50

Cataquacks scared me so much as a kid.

618 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 21:22

>>615
of course they are
a woman gave cyberpunk a 7/10 rating on some website so it's time for modern internet warfare

619 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 00:05

>>618
Thats dumb, but no different than anything else people get upset on over the internet, especially after they learned to go after sponsors.
It's just how it is these days, also consider that a lot of those /v/ types are only in it for the memes and dont even play games.

620 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 00:45

（￣へ￣） AHEM. I am "Mr. Likes To File Complaints About THREADS". I have a complaint about this THREAD, so I would like to file it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To File Complaints About THREADS."

（￣へ￣） COMPLAINT: It appears people are posting their Current Thoughts in this THREAD. This is not the Current Thoughts THREAD. This is a THREAD about counting to >>999. Any Current Thoughts should go in the Current Thoughts THREAD.

（￣へ￣） That is my complaint, I am filing it. I have filed the complaint about this THREAD. I hope that MODD will take notice of my filed complaint, and take swift and severe action. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To File Complaints About THREADS."

621 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 01:34

suck my penis

622 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 02:21

pwn stars

623 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 03:12

I like how much of these are mario suffering
https://youtu.be/9Q9JS68ERPA

624 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 03:39

oops i left sage on

625 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9961 03:47

I can count to 3

626 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9961 03:47

1

627 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 04:42

Uuughh

628 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9961 05:46

Go away bears! ⁽⁽◝(´•Ѡ• )◜⁾⁾         ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

629 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 08:05

>>622
I'm Rick Harrison

630 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 08:20

Watching Hells Kitchen while playing pokemon, this is the life!

631 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 09:37

Browsing reddit

632 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 10:18

Browsing youtube

633 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 10:20

Do you ever lay awake at night haunted by the fact Jaleel White was sonic

634 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 10:36

>>633
That's no good!

635 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 11:20

>>630 Hey I was watching Hell's Kitchen playing Ultra Moon the other day too

636 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 18:11

>>620
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　　（　´∀｀）＜　Nice personal thought!
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　　｜ ｜　|
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637 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 00:07

I can't remember the last time I had a good time watching an event while participating in a live chat

638 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 00:21

I find it interesting to see how people behave in live chats

639 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 05:28

George Floyd smiley

:3(|)

optional baseball cap

d:3(|)

640 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 05:37

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641 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 05:44


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642 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 21:58

He has joined George Floyd in the afterlife

643 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 03:06

my captcha is "yice"

644 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 03:24

>>642
Did Floyd become a sonichu in chris chan's 1218 dimensional merge?

645 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 05:29

black penis

646 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9963 06:30

I can count to 3

647 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 06:46

>>645
fuck you for killing the cracky thread

648 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 07:12

https://cdn.donmai.us/original/2a/a7/__surprised_cat_original_drawn_by_matataku__2aa72164f54957ea0162fa0414225035.jpg

649 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 07:45

#GeorgeFloydIsOverParty

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