[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

450 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 00:41

end me

451 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 10:15

You have been exposed to dihydrogen monoxide, a chemical found in cancer patients, and it will kill you if inhaled even briefly.

452 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 12:25

muk = kum

453 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 12:45

Alolan Muk = Lo, anal kum

454 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 01:02

those "in a nutshell" videos are never funny.

455 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 02:57

Websites that are full of extremists that can contain their autism when talking about other things are interesting cases.

456 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 03:54

>>454
I can't remember the last time a comedy youtube video was actually funny.

457 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 09:09

nightcore remix of the smiths
lolicore remix of the streets

458 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 10:35

>>457
nightwalkcore

459 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 12:47

Raggacore on the streets
Lolicore in the sheets

460 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 19:06

corecore
stepstep

461 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9952 19:17

The Roman Empire is responsible for Wario de Mambo

462 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 23:16

Alolan Lana = Lo, Anal Anal

463 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 00:38

I'm doing my part! :3

464 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 00:40

>>462
Sniff sniff

465 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 01:33

>>456
Youtube has good anti-humour, although I can't tell if they are intended to be like that.

466 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 06:33

Chocolate ice cream

467 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 07:37

Is it too late? I'm despairing about 9999

468 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 09:09

we've got 46 days to make 432 posts, we're still moving along at about the rate in >>1

469 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 12:50

cucked by elmo

470 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 14:53

Person who hates the word kino, do you hate Kino No Tabi?

471 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 16:29

Kino? No. Tabi? Cats are cute

472 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 17:17

Cats are really cute!

473 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 19:27

I had a migraine nap. I feel all fuzzy.

474 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 20:43

ExTREME DESPERATION

475 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 22:39

Do social media users know how much like JRPG villains they sound when they go on political rants

476 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 00:37

aketara tamago ga hyakko dayo
tamago tamago tamago tamago tamago
tamago tamago tamago tamago tamago
tamago tamago tamago tamago tamago

477 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 00:57

tamate

478 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 01:10

https://youtu.be/xe7zk-v9pAI

479 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 01:27

https://youtu.be/0iPFB3ZAxQg

480 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 03:12

nobody:

481 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 03:12

>>470
hello I am that person!
I actually don't mind the word kino, I just don't like it the context of 4c**n slang.

I really like Kino no Tabi. It reminds me of my high school girlfriend (in a good way)

482 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 03:16

>>478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSmGN-_MqiQ

483 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 04:00

if I send you a text message and you call me to respond you belong in prison

484 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 04:09

Success issue kiddo

485 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 04:39

>>483
Definitely sends alarming shit and then is surprised when people call

486 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 05:23

Broke: 😂
Woke: (˃̣̣̥ ƒΦ ˂̣̣̥)

487 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 05:28

Dropped my phone and broke the screen. Thought I had a screen protector, maybe this will be the impetus to stop using my phone so damn much

488 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 06:34

Hello, (@L_T), it's (@L_T) again

489 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 07:36

Less kino more kemono

490 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 10:13

kemono no tabi

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91jv4qJxMtL._SY500_.jpg

491 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 10:25

>>486 XD

492 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 10:42

I use Safari 9.1.3

493 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 11:08

I hate the word kemono!

494 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 11:14

C'moooon!

495 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 12:23

So basically during the 20 or so year gap in the record of the life of Christ in the Bible, he was actually in India learning Atharvavedic sorcery and Ayurvedic medicine. That's the reason this period was left out, because it would challenge the origin of his powers and his claims of divine descent. He then returned to Palestine in his 30s and the events of the New Testament unfolded more or less as described in the text, he won the support of the people as a worker of miracles and healer of the sick, planning to use them as a base of support to overthrow Roman rule in Palestine and create and independent kingdom. "King of the Jews" is a mistranslation, "Rex Iudaeorum" and "Basileus ton Ioudaion" are both better translated as "King of the Judaeans" or "King of Judaea". He was executed by crucifixion for challenging the Roman state, not for any religious reason.

The Old Testament is the mythologized story of the ethnogenesis of the Judaean people and the New Testament is the story of their failed attempt to crown a king and throw off foreign rule. Just about every would-be king and emperor ever has claimed divine heritage of some kind, so it seems strange to me that belief in this particular one should be so widespread among billions of non-Judaeans yet if you were to ask the average Christian if they thought that, for example, the imperial line of Japan truly was descended from the sun goddess Amaterasu, they would probably find such a notion to be absurd.

496 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 12:33

For example the laying of handsand curing of the blind could easily just be a purposely dramatized account of Christ performing cataract surgery on someone, using surgical techniques that were described by Indian Ayurvedic doctors 600 years before his birth. Ayurveda also describes treatments for leprosy, another disease he was claimed to have cured.

497 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 12:40

tl;dr, the first Israeli to take a gap year in India was none other than Jesus himself.

498 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 13:20

I come from a race of jungle dwelling cannibalistic spear chucking witch doctors who live in grass huts, speak in Patois accents, wear bones through their noses, practice shamanism, pray to tikis, and eat bats.

I'm talking about the Darkspear Trolls of course, stay away from da voodoo.

499 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 14:18

My name is Christian Chan

500 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 15:00

>>495

>yet if you were to ask the average Christian if they thought that, for example, the imperial line of Japan truly was descended from the sun goddess Amaterasu, they would probably find such a notion to be absurd.

My parents found the idea not too crazy considering the fallen angels mixing with people thing.

501 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 15:03

I canft believe people paid to watch a youtuber box

502 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 16:00

>>497
https://youtu.be/eKFjWR7X5dU

503 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 17:40

I like how youtube commentators think they have the world figured out

504 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 17:50

TyPiNG LiKe ThIs InVaLiDaTeS aNy PoInT

505 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 18:10

dusty sleeve

506 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 19:39

dusty sleeve

507 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 20:10

dusty sleeve

508 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 20:19

dusty sleeve

509 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 20:22

dusty sleeve

510 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 21:20

dusty sleeve

511 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 22:25

Dusty: I'll be yo black man, baby!

512 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 23:38

τ Bitcoin, please go to moon τ
τ Stop going sideways now τ

513 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 00:50

Newgrounds dot com

514 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 04:18

dusty sleeve

515 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 04:25

soooaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss

516 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 04:36

Brazilians fell for the return to monke long before the Internet

517 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 05:58

I wish I had a penis bone

518 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 08:07

anime girls are so cute

519 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 14:28

slutty eevee for christmas

520 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 14:40

slutty sylveon for christmas

521 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 14:45

slutty !ESpeoN/nPA for christmas

522 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 16:42

I have a feeling that stuff like those "x being y for z minutes" videos about newly released tv shows, especially western cartoons and reality, are ads that the production companies pay "influencers" to make.

523 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 18:17

i want to wipe my mind of any knowledge of how to program.

524 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 22:41

I named my daughter Super Pikachu. I wonder where she is now, she will be living life as an adult somewhere or dead?

525 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 22:56

999 999 999

526 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 00:18

[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>9999 on the 999th day of this month (9999)

527 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 00:32

That wasn't a [9] on the thread!
It was a [q]! A fucking lower-case [q]!

528 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 01:39

WakandaMark

529 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 02:40

Why would someone name their OC "Pecorine"?

530 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 03:03

pECORINO ROMANO! MAMA MIA!!!

pECORINO SARDO! MAAAAAAMAAAAAA MIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

pECORINO TOSCANO! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

531 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 03:34

Peyronie's disease

532 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 03:47

Youtubers who type in all lowercase and are deadpan, especially women are the most un-fucking-bearable.

533 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 04:24

Lads, this isn't chocolate!!!

534 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 04:44

>>533
it isn't chocolate, nor is it poop, it's SHIT

535 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 05:23

DQN: King of Swing

536 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 05:40

>>529
What, like the cheese?

537 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 10:08

>>535
What, like Richard Cheese?

538 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 14:53

The golden years
The silver tears
You wore a tie like Richard Gere
I want to get down
You spin me around
I stand on the borderline
Crying at the dqn
Crying at the dqn

539 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 15:00

Y'know them little umbrella things they jam down your cock at the GUM clinic? I feel like I could do with one of them for my throat

540 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 16:11

> Y'know them little umbrella things they jam down your cock at the GUM clinic?

what no

541 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 16:31

>company is called CISco
>95% of IT is trannies

?

542 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 16:45

epstein might not have killed himself but I will

543 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 16:59

I wanted some fine pecorine cheese, not Epstein's smegma!!

544 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 17:06

>>541
I thought it was mostly trannies in programming and infrastructure/networking were le techbro

545 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 17:15

people who always joke about suicide and wanting to die, probably should kill themselves

546 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 18:07

>>545 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxdoRRJH_uQ

547 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 18:08

LORD BEERUS! SPEAK TO ME!

548 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 18:16

my captcha is race and i'm going to waste it on this shitpost rather than make an omegabased post in one of the captcha threads

549 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 18:49

>>541
who are thou quoting m'lord

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