[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

350 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 19:04

Should I buy a switch or just wait for emulation and build a PC

351 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 19:15

>2005
>people think SA Goons were cool

352 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 19:58

>>350
If there are some exclusives you really want to play, I would buy one used. Don't like handhelds, so I can't speak for that aspect.

353 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 21:06

The only thing about the switch is that I would hold off because of the inevitable switch pro

354 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 00:07

I find it silly that the newest animal crossing is the most popular one when they added even more tedious shit to do.

355 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 00:14

That's exactly why it's the most popular one though

356 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 00:42

I dont get it I guess. I vaguely remember pulling sea bass out of the ocean and it being very slow and the tropical island from the 3DS one made the money almost pointless. I guess they added crafting and lawns and other grinds because of money being easy.

357 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 01:57

Do you ever wonder why people talk to strangers on the internet?

358 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 02:07

Racist gomez

359 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 02:36

Canceled gomez

360 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 03:42

Punished Gomez

361 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 03:58

Fallen Gomez

362 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 04:03

Broken gomez

363 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 06:24

Recovering Gomez

364 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 07:19

Rising gomez

365 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 12:53

Bumping Gomez

366 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 13:06

>>357 Sometimes

367 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 13:10

>>357 Depends on the context I guess, there are so many utterly pointless heated debates in some places like youtube comments sections. I like anonymous message boards because you can share ideas or hear other points of view and judge them purely rather than trying to guess what that person's agenda is or make assumptions based on who is sharing the idea

368 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 18:42

[COUNTDOWN] let's gˆt >>9ˆζ on tˆζ 9ˆζˆth daˆζˆ ˆζˆζ ˆζˆζˆ

369 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:01

Gomez. Gomez. Gomez. Gomez! Gomez.

370 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:02

Gomez. You in there Gomez? Gomez.

371 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:02

Gomez. You're a tardy man, Gomez. Haha. Gomez is a tardy man. If anyone can sleep through the day and miss his work, that tardy Gomez man can. Hehe. Gomez. You just gonna take that? Gooomez!

372 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:03

Gomez. Gomez. I know you're in there Gomez. Hey Gomez, where's the fire?

373 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:03

GOMEZ!

374 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:04

Aah! Aah! Aah! Help! Aaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Euh. Euh. Euh Euh. Fiiiiiire! Fiiiiiiiiiiire! Gomez! Get out! Aah! Aah! Aah! Heeeeeeeeelp! Heeeelp! Gomez! Gomeeez! Get out! Heeelp! Fiiiire!

375 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:04

Gomez! Gomez! Heeeeeelp!

376 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:04

Gomez...

Gomez...

Gomeeeez! Gomeez! Goomeez! Gomez.

377 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:05

GOMEZ! GOMEZ!

378 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:05

( ί ƒŽί) Gomez!


379 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 06:06

punctuated g'omez

380 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 12:40

Mittens have been released for Gomez

381 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 13:23

Typical! Monday, he don't turn up, Tuesday he turns up late, Wednesday he turns up, WE DON'T WORK ON WEDNESDAYS!

382 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 22:42

That person who was talking about forums being internet nursing homes, are textboards internet hospices? Considering a lot of people slide off the net while using them because of the slow paced nature of them.

383 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 23:37

What if the butt of a diglett is just another diglett

384 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 23:38

Everyone knows digletts are muscular guys in the ground.

385 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 00:06

Diggerabuggeraniggera AAAOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YYEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!

386 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 00:50

Defenestrated Gomez

387 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 00:58

"Welcome, poor souls!" ~ Scooter

388 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 15:16

I just came to porn about itching powder being put on feet and then the actress not being able to scratch.
What a bizarre thing to be aroused by, I think I should try nofap.

389 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:33

Somewhere in England, banging the bass... join our trip to this weird place!

390 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:34

gWe started... in 1994! ...In 1996... ...we're STILL ON THE CASE!h

391 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:35

gTry to hold your pinky UP!h - Sun Ra

392 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:36

Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky up
Try to hold your pinky UP
Try to hold your pinky UP
Try to hold your pinky

393 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:37

PRESS A!

394 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:38

PRESS A!

395 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 00:43

a

396 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 02:21

Press 1

397 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 02:25

1!

398 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 02:26

Now say Steak Sauce!

399 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 11:46

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400 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 12:14

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401 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 12:26

Nutmeg was my gateway drug

402 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 06:23

Good job!

403 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 07:41

Here's a question: Assuming it's the same number of people that come here no matter the source, which website or "community" would do the most damage upon being introduced to the site?

404 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 07:54

>>403
Considering that huge, cancerous websites have been linked to textboards often, except for the occasional spammer who gets off on annoying people, they never stay because it's too slow/primitive.

405 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 08:08

>>403
Nice try officer.

406 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 09:44

>>403 I like it when that happens and we get to see that September scenario play out, rambunctious new users come and shit the place up and DQN-kun gets defensive. The occasional spammer trying to be annoying is entertaining because I cannot be annoyed

407 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 13:32

p

408 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 13:48

😁💖

409 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 14:23

>>408
you could probably cool it with the emojis, ``onegaishimasu''

410 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 18:07

Welsh rarebit and bubble 'n' squeak for tea

411 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 11:30

Forgot the rare bit so it was just a cheese toastie

412 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 12:18

>>410
>>411
Eating dishes where the main thing is cheese is gross

413 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 12:38

>>412 The cheese was only a small part of it. The bubble and squeak was the main part, the toastie was just for dipping! I ran out of meat.

414 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 13:26

I want some faggots and spotted dick now

415 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 13:30

suet looks nasty though and faggots are one of the most disgusting things you could do

416 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 14:39

What's the strangest thing you've eaten? I drank dog's blood once

417 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 16:22

>>416
I bit a chunk out of a bar of soap.

418 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 16:42

Snausages (a type of dog treat, for those who don't know). They are extremely salty and gross, kind of taste like vaguely-meat-flavored Play-Doh (which we all know tastes like Poseidon's salty butthole). Never got those for my dog again after that.

419 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 17:12

>>416
I guess escargot, but that's not that weird, really.

420 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9947 18:21

Lamb brain sandwiches with some frequency, corn smut that infected some of my corn plants, a lichen that grows on stones, or meat from a near extinct breed of pig depending on the your criteria for weird.

421 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 19:09

>>416
I drank a bit of my uncles piss because he used to pee in juice bottle next to his couch at grandma's so I slammed it down, some got down my throat.
Assorted pakistani food at the local Pan-Islamic festival was pretty bad, most of the food was fine to good but Desis have a very extreme palate.

422 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 21:19

youtube recommending me old late night talk show clips while watching someone playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon is so bizarre

423 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 21:23

>>416 When I was like 5 I got a glowstick from some festival and bit it open and drank the stuff inside.

424 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 11:42

Thanks, everyone, for telling me the weird things you've tasted.

425 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 12:55

>meat from a near extinct breed of pig

Mildly intrigued. I'm guessing this is some farming "heirloom" type deal since you said "breed" and not "species"?

426 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 13:24

Well, I found out about heritage livestock and livestock conservancy due to this thread, thanks for that!
https://livestockconservancy.org/index.php/heritage/internal/conservation-priority-list

427 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 15:59

>>416
apple with ketchup

428 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 16:50

>>427 I'm wondering if I should dare to take this ride

429 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9948 16:58

>>425
It was the mulefoot pig. Industrial farming and the demand for leaner meat caused a massive diversity loss in pig farming because farmers moved towards lean, fast maturing, short high yield breeds like Yorkshire.

430 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 18:00

>>429
That is incredibly special!

431 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 19:18

I literally cannot stop pooping. Have pooped 5 times between 8 AM and 2 PM. My butt is bleeding.

432 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 20:52

>>431 I'm jealous

433 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 20:57

>>432
Be jealous of these dubs

434 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 20:58

>>433
Be jealous of my palindrome

435 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 02:06

>>431
Try reading fewer song threads.

436 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 17:53

Where has all the gay magic gone?

437 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9949 18:30

On the one hand, he has "LOVE" tattooed on his knuckles; on the other hand...

438 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 22:08

>>437
He has FEAR on the other hand

439 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 05:40

>>438
I always thought the counterpart to a knuckle tattoo reading LOVE was one reading HATE.

440 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 11:00

>>439 I think it was a Donnie Darko reference

441 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 11:01

I sometimes think about all those Smiths fans who got DEAD STAR tattooed on their knuckles, and how long it took for them to be sick of explaining it

442 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 13:58

Do you ever cum and have a shitty orgasm that you still feel horny after?

443 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 14:13

>>442
No, and it's pretty annoying because I have to wait at least 1-2 hours to try again.

444 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 16:56

https://youtu.be/bFBx3qYGxL8
This is good

445 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 20:32

>>442 nowadays i can convert those into multiples

do try to make sure it's not retrograde, though, that's bad

446 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 20:38

born to shit forced to wipe

447 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 22:32

>>446
Indian food eater

448 Name: robloxman2222 : 1993-09-9950 22:43

friend me

449 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 00:15

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