[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

222 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 06:30

>>220
You're kind of throwing a rock at a beehive here complaining about trannyism.

223 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 07:01

If trannies are so immoral why is futa cock so heckin juicy and tasty?

224 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 07:41

futa are not trannies. newhalfs are.

225 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 08:09

did i ever mention how much i love whale steak

226 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 08:14

I do not understand how someone could ever like fishy beef, aka whale

227 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 08:33

>>221 dilate

228 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 09:11

Now watch me cope (kill it!)
Now watch me dilate (okay!)

229 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 09:21

https://www.wowhead.com/spell=335091/

230 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 10:04

http://irc.rohitab.com/logs/2014/06/20/
That's MY butt they're talking about! Spooky. @theGABAL those were my girlfriend's angels in the pic

231 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 10:24

opinions on ゆっくり実況プレイ?

232 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 11:34

Hey every1
holds up spork

233 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 13:11

teh penguin of d00m

234 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 17:03

Cocaine

235 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 17:25

僕は黒人が嫌いです。

236 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 17:28

>>235
why?

237 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 17:54

tfw no idpol obsessed weirdo gf

238 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 18:12

>>237
idpol weirdo gfs arent particularly hard to come by

239 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 19:25

https://images.revcontent.com/revcontent/image/fetch/f_auto,h_315,w_420,c_fill,g_face/pg_1/https://media.revcontent.com/content/images/f72f5e150b7dfbe3265099c0aa3704b7.png

240 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 19:40

Tori

241 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 02:44

Tories

242 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 09:54

Look out for my new song Electric Hero! Tories Gone

243 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 16:55

remember when like 4 people (80% of the dqn userbase) got banned because someone linked the spider trap

244 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 17:26

😁🍆

245 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 17:37

🥕🐡 augh

246 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 18:45

😩👉🤏😏
AAAUUUURRRGGGHHHHH HE'S SQUEEZING MY FINGER!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUUHHH!!!

247 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 21:59

😏🤏👈😩
AAAUUUURRRGGGHHHHH HE'S SQUEEZING MY FINGER!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUUHHH!!!

(for people with right facing pinch emoji)

248 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 22:11

Dokyun telling me about yukkuris and abuse sent me down a rabbit hole.
I cried.

249 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 22:18

黒人は私の肛門を舐める。

250 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 22:25

i wanna be cute and stupid

251 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 22:31

if you're cute and stupid people will obsess over abusing you

252 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 23:16

abuse me daddy

253 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 23:27

tfw no cute and stupid gf

254 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 00:24

A while ago I found out that Bronies have their own version of Yukkuri abuse. Straight out ripped off down to the way the victims talk.

255 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 06:00

>>254
Do they bleed rainbows?

256 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 06:31

>>255
I dont remember but they were fuzzier and fatter than the normal MLP creatures. I think they were called fluffies or fuzzies or something to that effect.

257 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 08:40

I remember fluffies because Chris-Chan is into them.
Abusing them used to be very in-vogue, to the point where they eventually became a tertiary fandom to MLP, but they're pretty obscure nowadays. Their booru is down and the last uploaded picture on the main MLP booru was like 8 months ago.
They don't bleed rainbows, but abusing a fluffy named Rainbow was very popular initially considering the resentment over its popularity. Also, like Yukkuri, their lore says they aren't animals but "biotoys", so it's technically not abuse like how Yukkuri are living pastries.

258 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 09:44

my sister saw chikan porn on facebook and thought it was real assault footage

259 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 09:52

Sketties!

260 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 11:52

>>251 just look what happened to paimon

261 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 15:02

Were Rozen Maiden's jissouseki the first, or was there a previous?

262 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 16:34

Fuck, I had forgotten about Jissouseki

263 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 10:52

Don't stop posting!

264 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 11:04

Roger!

265 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 11:04

Elizabeth!

266 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 11:05

Debris!

267 Name: ( ⌒-⌒) : 1993-09-9931 11:08

Make a great big smile
Everyone sieg heil to ME!
Wonderful meeeeeeeeee

268 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 11:49

zeke hyle

269 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 16:23

Jekyll & Hyde

270 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 16:51

Roger Roger

271 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 21:09

my vc is "baitt"

272 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 21:09

>>269 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq02Os7EF9s

273 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 22:29

gaynus vs painis

274 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 22:41

painis in the gaynus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAE-vbGAjqk

275 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 22:43

Kiwi and lime pie, yass queen!

276 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 22:47

69 days

277 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 00:02

perp

278 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 00:05

perple drank

279 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 00:14

You want to get me in a bad mood? You talk about soup.

280 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 00:19

- It appears to be a crude drawing of a pair of cartoon breasts, next to a line drawing of a guillotine. What could it mean, Sherlock? "Titty execution?"

"I think you'll find, my dear Watson, that it is a warning about a "booby trap" of some sort", Sherlock replied sovereignly.

Watson conceded, for even knowing that a guillotine is a means of execution rather than a trap, with the fat lines of Bolivian nose candy mr. Holmes had done through the afternoon, he wouldn't be out-niggled by a thousand-strong horde of Germans.

281 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 02:12

That's brilliant.

282 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 10:46

In my life I have had three 69s with menstruating girls, and the blood tasted a bit different between them. The teenage girl's blood was sweeter, and she wasn't weird about it like one of the others so it was more fun

283 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 12:15

I wish I could get pregnant

284 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 12:53

I wish I could get >>283 pregnant

285 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 14:05

Im getting bored of porn.
Its the same thing every time.

286 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 14:10

I wish I could watch >>284 getting >>283 pregnant.

287 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 14:23

>>285 Try a new category today!

288 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 14:35

I like the kind of porn where it's an older married couple, and they've filmed it themselves to reignite their marriage. Maybe the wife has come home unexpectedly one day and caught her husband watching porn. Her feelings are hurt at first, she had been feeling a bit unloved recently and this confirms her suspicion that her husband isn't attracted to her anymore. To get the spark back in their marriage she suggests making their own porno, so she buys some sexy lingerie and gets him to film her sexily undressing. Then she does the things for him she thinks they do in porn. It's sex between a loving couple but it's clear they're aware they're filming themselves so there is a weird vibe, and despite her frumpiness she's trying her hardest to be extra sexy for the cameras and her hubby.

I can't watch porn without imagining their daily lives at the same time

289 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 14:36

Then this private video has found its way onto porn sites with lots of duplicate versions on different sites, with thousands and thousands of views each. Maybe their plan failed, their marriage failed, and the husband uploaded the video out of spite. Disgusting!

290 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 16:17

Don't think about it, just fap.

291 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 16:29

>>290 I fap and think, it's no less erotic

292 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 16:30

I always find it weird that anyone would watch porn for any purpose other than aiding in pretending that you're the one fucking the girl (or guy if that's your inclination). I can see why it would be "boring" if you're looking for anything more than that.

293 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 16:35

Ew gross wishing you were the guy in the porn?

294 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 21:24

>>292
What don't you understand about it being a simple visual aid and not a self insert thing?

295 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 21:51

>>294
Is there any difference, unless you're into some weird-ass cuck or peeping tom fetish? What even is the point if you're not fantasizing about fucking the person you're looking at?

296 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 22:28

>>295
Ah, I'm a voyeur, point taken I guess

297 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 23:56

>>295 There's plenty of porn that makes me cum featuring women I wouldn't want to stand near IRL. As long as the motion is good I jerk it at fat ugly old ladies or young thai girls or mmm even some farm animals (not ducks)

298 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 23:57

It's interesting analysing the tattoos, who owns which models and stuff

299 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 00:10

>>297
Barnyard used to be way more in vogue.
Now it's all dogs.

300 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 00:16

333get

301 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 01:33

>>300
that's pretty epic, (　´_ゝ`).

302 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 12:58

It feels like my youtube recommendations have gotten worse. Streams with less than 100 viewers, "dank meme" compilations along with family guy funny moments, those text to speech Reddit reading videos with "entitled parents", etc.
Absolute bottom of the barrel stuff, anyone else getting it too?

303 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 17:03

I’m getting 10 hour nondenominational church music compilations, egirls reacting to stuff and minecraft videos lately

304 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 01:09

>>302
The Youtube recommendation algorithm has been terrible for a while now. I miss the days (maybe 5+ years ago?) when you would get a wide variety of recommendations, even ones that were only tangentially related to the video. You could reach the "dark side of youtube" pretty easily just by scrolling down the recommendations to find the strangest one, clicking that, and repeating. Even if most of the videos were shit at least they were surprising, and you could sometimes stumble on gold. Now you just get recommended the same shit to death all the time with basically no variety. Plus many of the recommendations are just from channels you're already subscribed to.

As a test I created a new account and spent a long time liking and favoriting as many interesting, weird, and obscure videos as I could. It didn't help at all. The only good recommendations were videos from the same channels I had already liked. The best way I've been able to find "dark side of youtube" videos is by creative use of the youtube search function, or combing subreddits like r/DeepIntoYouTube (although reddit's taste in "weird" is often not the same as mine).

305 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 01:19

Half my recommends are video's I've already watched

306 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 10:53

Does it work like that though? Aren't the recommendations based on a mix of what you've already watched and liked, and things people with similar interests watched and liked? I'm also not sure if it's just your account it's based on, on my other iMac I have never logged in with an account and it gives similar recommendations,

307 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 10:53

I figured it was maybe related to your IP or something. When my ex-gf lived here I would also get recommendations to do with her interests, and things we talked about out loud, which was a bit spooky at the time but now I've accepted that's how the world will work.

308 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 12:43

i sometimes get youtube recommendations for songs i've listened to on spotify recently, which yeah was a little spooky at first. then i realized i have an android phone.

309 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 16:09

999 or nein nein nein?

310 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 17:00

666

311 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 18:19

SNEED FUCK

312 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 23:34

I've been getting "younger days", a channel that has shit from the 2000s and 2010s as nostalgia.
typing in all lowercase in stuff like youtube titles is definitely a bad sign.

313 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 01:34

Poison in my idle mind makes quick
work for the Mephistopheles
Who quickly makes his excuses
To heaven his own course he sets
With a mind to save his soul and mine
What's falling to thinking
Pretty girl, oblivion
Hostility and suspicion
So what creates competition
Pipe retracted stowed away

314 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 09:17

Whats gonna happen? Can somebody hold me?

315 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 14:31

ssz will ban us all

316 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 16:26

bps, more like bepis

317 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 20:12

Big tits big ass

318 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 20:12

maybe i should learn mahjong

319 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 21:51

>>318
it's calvinball, but a board game, except around 50 years ago people abruptly forgot about the "just make up new rules or ignore the old ones when you feel like it" part

would not recommend

320 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 04:53

>>318
mahjong solitaire is fun but playing it with others is autistic

321 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 21:37

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