Guys, listen, it's not a joke, i time-traveled.
Next week in Japan, there will be three earthquakes or more, trust me.
And in America more than three fat people will die, trust me.
Reply if you see another thread like this.
It seems like your time machine has sent you down a different timeline
>>7
I have invented the d-mail.
Putting fusianasan in the name field reveals your world line divergence
Wasn't the John Titor story pretty much the basis for the Stein's Gate manga and anime?
If only there was some way to send messages back in time.
>>7
You already have. I've been trying to tell you to stop being a faggot for years now. It'll save you a lot of hardache for once you turn 43 and get AIDS. I'm now 57 years old and about to be put on life support. I just wish I would have stopped being a fucking faggot at a young age.
>>6
John titor was legit
It’s all a plan by NASA
Nullpo
I've been rewatching the two as-of-yet released episodes of Onimai over and over. I must say, (s?)he has a really cute tummy.
The manga is pretty good, haven't seen any of the anime.
Oniwhat? Kill yourself just in case.
They. :)
Gey
I want to play a japanese mmo that is neither final fantasy nor phantasy star online
afaik there are literally only 2 non-dead games that fit that description: onigiri (old) and uncharted waters online (paleolithic)
blue protocol might come out at some point if you can wait for it
up
don't they all play gacha shit nowadays?
mabonigi is apparently still played, but I don't know if actual japs play it anymore
I hate that there is so little variety in art style and everything looks bland and samey outside of a few set piece scenes and the fucking intro.
I'd like to see an anime given the budget to full on do a masterpiece in the artstyle of Satoshi Urushihara's work.
>>4
True, true.
It's been a problem since forever, but it's even worse now because the the style chosen to be the Universal Default is that very cheap-looking and oversaturated barf that disposable isekai and other generic seasonals have relied on since 2014.
You see it most clearly in old franchises that got unwarranted sequels like Cardcaptor Sakura and Higurashi. Comparing the old stuff to the newest cashgrab is soulcrushing. It always looks like a parody of the old anime, like they took key character features and redrawn them on a generic Anime Girl from 2020. In effect the characters have all been pushed through a very cheap art shredder.
I'd like to push down and fill this cute girl I keep seeing sometimes with my semen.
Wonder Egg Priority and Shadow House look pretty good, despite being relatively new.
>>6
as much as I agree with the sentiment here, higurashi is a poor example as it was DEEN quality even in the 2000s. that's what you get with visual novel adaptions I guess
>>8
Wonder Egg Priority is an example of what the "higher end" of the barf style looks like. It's still ugly, like pouring molten skittles into your eyeballs.
>>10
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I guess "monsters" in it are ugly, but that's the point. Girls were cute, and backgrounds are quality. I wonder how many of the seemingly 2d models in it are secretly 3d. I only watched 2 episodes of that show as of now.
>Girls were cute
The words of a man who had lost all self-respect, decency or critical thinking, a zombified consumerist guinea pig, mindless rat in a maze, easily entertained by shiny lights, completely satisfied with even the cheapest of cheap artificial moe, one who actively seeks out to be manipulated by his betters.
Three simple words that betray a complete lack of character, a weakness of will, failings of the flesh.
It is people like >>11 that made modern anime into what it is. He is to blame.
it's the niggers who don't waste a single dollar on anime who are to blame, also kill yourself motherfucker I'll rape your entire family with a hot metal pipe you shit faced freak. Yeah, trolled, whatever, fuck off motherfucker.
How was it? Don't need to finish the entire thing before talking about it, one episode, one chapter, or even looking at a cover page is enough.
I felt awkward posting about anime I finished years ago in "what are you watching right now".
missing a "have"
This man's missing "have" has crippled this thread. It is doomed. All is lost.
"Calculus made easy"
Mein Compf by noboshita masahiro
Capital by Karl Marx
Infantry attacks by Erwin Rommel
>>9
there is a manga version but they turned it into a story of a young man who rebels against his socialist father by teaming up with a venture capitalist to exploit some workers. something tells me this is not the book uncle Karl wrote.
I'm reading this really shitty one called Shinozaki-san Ki wo Ota Shika ni!. It's about some vapid girl and her stereotypical """nerd""" brothers or whatever. It seems the Japanese have a really bad habit of finding references funny
Eating up All-Rounder Meguru. It's good exercise motivation while I'm too pudgy to not be embarrassed showing my face somewhere asking them to teach me how to fight.
My favorite Manga is Death Note.
What's yours?
>>4 ooh, yeah that's a good choice. I'm still pissed about the adaptation, though.
>>2
yagate kimi ni naru and SSR are wonderful and you have good tastes.
I liked chainsaw man before it was cool
Berserk and Zetsubou Sensei
Manga that really stuck with me (that aren't mentioned here) are:
>>8 wow, that takes me back. SZS was so good.
Lately, I've been reading "We Never Learn", "Kanojo mo Kanojo" and "Looking up to Magical Girls"
Barefoot Gen and Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind. Barefoot Gen was the first manga I ever read that really hit me and it's stuck with me ever since. It's based on the author's own experience of surviving Hiroshima and losing most of his family. It's absolutely horrifying and the atomic bomb scene from the anime is pretty famous.
Shortcuts by Furuya Usamaru
It is a hilarious manga about 90's Japan
BLAME
Kodomo no Jikan
The world god only knows
Rozen Maiden
Parallel Paradise
Garden by midori no rupe
I mostly read seinen comics nowadays
Since https://www.doujinshi.org/ still seems to be dead with no signs of returning, are there any alternatives that cover old stuff and doujin CG?
>>2
That's just a garbage panda scraper, not a doujin database.
oppaitime?
For example, assuming >>0's favorite was Looney Tunes: That's not an anime, dumbshit. However, it is crippled by lack of a central plot, nonexistant character development, and inability to focus on a single set of characters.
My fave: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
>Ruin Explorers Fam and Ihrlie
You spelt SLAYERS wrong.
>best girl Erika.
Erika is the worst girl in any series;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sLjOVC7ycY
GIRLS UND PANZER
Uzaki time.
>>648
Generic anime about a girl with big boobs
Martian Successor Nadesico
A vast number of late '90s hentai artists wasted their prime years ritualistically drawing Ruri Hoshino's homely physique, again and again, when they could have been wielding their masterful talents upon much hotter anime babes like Misato Katsuragi. The vintage porno losses that humankind suffered on account of Martian Successor Nadesico's existence are nigh incalculable.
Cutey Honey Flash
>>650
Too many women with weird hair
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
>>652
Had potential with two hot girls, but animation was only good for like 2 scenes and the fanart was easier to cum to
Sword Art Online
>>653
I didn't watch this, but I did read five of the Light Novels on a recommendation from a friend, with the assurance that it "gets good". It did not. Rather, it got very cringey and felt rather like I was reading self-insert fanfiction. Like Nasu's H-Scenes but without such a colourful vocabulary.
Patema Inverted
>>1
because only white people are not pedophiles, that's why
I wish there were more cute kindergarteners in my anime.
It's not pedophilia is just apart of Japanese culture it has been since the late 70s.
>>36
japanese age slowly. we had a jap working at our office, she was like 24 but looked 14. so if a girl is 18 she'll probably look like a 12 year ol. they all look younger than they are. thats wht pedophilia is accepted in japan because no one can tell anyone's age.
In Japan under 25 is considered attractive and over 25 is considered too old.
>>37
Even so, there's plenty of lolicon where it's specifically stated that they are elementary/middle school students. CP was also legal back then.
I'm from year 2023, living is no longer legal.
>>37
It's an unpopular opinion at least with normalfags these days but I dont think pedophilia is based on age alone, but mainly on mental state
You're probably a pedophile if looking at kids in a playground gives you a boner but being sexually attracted to a woman who looks young because of genetics or fucked up hormones isn't morally wrong because mentally she's an adult, but society has a problem with stuff like that
Conversely, dating a mentally retarded person should also be considered pedophilia
Having a penis should be considered pedophilia.
So, the first episode of the new UY just came out, and I think it's pretty good so far. What do you guys think?
It's pretty good so far. I haven't managed to see it all yet. To busy.
I'm liking it so far. It's very upbeat and colourful and the animation is better than I was expecting from a modern production, with no goofs or shitty CG.