trying to make 100k a year out of 20$ products.. means i have to find 5k people to buy my shit... where can i get that kind of people and how? with only squiggly art and only 1k to spend on marketting what the f do i do help
Market it dummy.
buy $GME
pork semen
Also, keep costs down. Cost control is vital in any business.
I am financially ruined
I hope you put all your points into LCK.
sex sells, hire some hot girls to market your products, make a lot of videos and post them on social media, or just ask a gen z kid to help and you might succeed or end up in jail
dudes who are robot viruses, a girl has a far more chance of getting hiv, I.e. eazy e, magic Johnson got in trouble as a result etc. a girl knows how clean the penis is, because it doesn't require near as much cleaning as a pussy does. its filtration system is awesome, which is why girls love to suck dick and drink cum, its almost impossible to have unhealthy cum. cum is really healthy, and syphilis is something contracted by a girl's teeth, but its a lot easier to get hiv from a nasty girl's pussy so you guys out there be careful, in response to #3, or 4 I think. whatever, but this is the case.
My gf gave me one and it huRt no thank u
It's not much different to giving head otherwise, i guess it depends on the size and shape of your mouth and lips. I got braces a while ago so I can't really remember how it was before other than I've noticed it's harder to deepthroat but so long as you control your breathing and stuff you can still do it. Besides if you're using your teeth you're doing it wrong anyway xD
I wouldn't be able to survive without being able to give my guy head anyway, fucking love being on my knees so you learn to adapt.
braces blowjobs are heinously anus
you cannot give a bj with braces. please don't argue, our dicks matter a lot to us
I can't take it anymore. I'm so alone, I have no friends, girls don't even look at me. Everybody is having fun, they are full of love, all except me.
I'm a complete failure, 10 years of isolation, I barely finished high school, dropped out of university, and found a stoopid job anyone could do.
There's no way out, I have no idea how people become friends with each other, how they find love. Oh wait, once in 26 years I actually found that.. once in 26.. that means I have to wait another 26 to stumble on a person who likes me, and I'll be old already..
I tried to tell them.. I told them I was alone.. but no one understands.. they think it's some stoopid temporary loneliness.. they are used to have all they want, to find new friends and lovers the same way you download new games from the internet... how could they understand what it means to have no friends, no company, no woman around for the most part of ur life, and not knowing how to find them.
Everybody has a family, friends, a girl, everybody is loved... but me, and I don't know how to get out of this... once you lose all social connections, it's done. It isn't necessary to be a hikki, it just happens, you lose all childhood friends, and zzap you're alone for life.
What I have done to deserve this.
even when there is no hope
still there shall be hope
even when there is no solution
still there shall be solution
get out of relative thinking and reach for the absolute
:/
You guys talk about wanting to die so much, and probably think about it all the time. But lets be logical here. If you really wanted to die, you could have easily killed yourself by now. But you haven't. Something is stopping you, something is making you want to live. Figure out what that is, and you'll understand yourself better.
i 795 want to die and 250 want to live and 994207583 want to live good
sage
Death is not guaranteed to end your suffering. If you're unlucky you could end up in a much worse place without the ability to end that experience out of your own volition, so you might as well optimize your i/o system to produce enjoyable feelings during this life. How you do that only you can answer, anyone else can only nudge you towards finding that answer within yourself.
Besides, the grass is always greener on the other side. Even if you obtain all those things you think you're missing, will it make you feel better in the end? For some perhaps, for others it might make their lives even more miserable and for the rest there might be no difference and they still feel that emptiness within.
I recommend studying the repeating patterns in your life and altering them until you find a pattern that fits you. Good luck, may you find your peace and purpose.
Row Row fight the power
Honestly, I self harmed and was like 6.5/10 suicidal (I wasn't actively planning on killing myself but I'd take really stupid risks and just say "if I die, I die w/e") for like 15ish years. Somehow shit just came together. If you just keep moving forward, half assing shit and drifting through life it gets better. Only thing is is that you gotta grab on TIGHT when you see your opportunity. RNGesus can't hate you forever, you'll trip and fall into a good life eventually.
In a world as messed up as ours I’d be surprised if you weren’t suicidal? I was suicidal and would spend hours researching ways to die that would be easy and peaceful. There isn’t really a painless way to lull yourself and when I realised that I stopped being so obsessed with offing myself and focused on just trying to live in the world because I got no fucking choice.
>>73
stfu, asswipe. death is never the answer. if you are feeling lonely and depressed then your choices are wrong. get the fuck out of your comfort zone, and live amongst nature. climb a hill, explore plants, insects, geology, minerals, sit underneath a tree and let your thoughts out of your mind. the world is a beautiful place but not the human society. i'm just waiting for my new bike, once i get it, i'm out of this fucking city.
This thread is for hikikomori and NEETs to discuss personal issues regarding the NEET lifestyle.
NEET (Not In Education Employment Or Training)
The Japanese Ministry of Health, defines hikikomori as people who refuse to leave their parents' house, do not work or go to school and isolate themselves away from society and family in a single room for a period of 6 months or more.
If you are not a NEET or hikikomori don't post in this thread.
>>34
My mentality has improved considerably. I no longer wish to get hit by a truck and have learned to count my blessings.
I get welfare checks of $300 per month and get to spend it all on video games while being a NEET in my parents house. I have high speed internet, heat, air conditioning, a giant room, a 50 inch TV. My mom cooks me all my meals. My dad does all the chores. Why would I want to change this?
Colleagues asked me what I did over break. I told them the truth. I was hospitalized for virtually all of our vacation. Their reaction? “Ohh” they just shrug their shoulders and go back to ignoring me. Nobody asked me if I was okay, nobody asked how I was doing, nothing.
>>37
Coworkers don't care about you. Only if they want something from you or can one-up you or by being around you it's an increase in their social standing somehow.
For food today I ate rice, mayo, and spam. I have not left my house for many weeks.
I cannot explain how much more comfy being a shut-in neet has become after buying a place to live and moving out. No more mommy's basement. I am a free man*
*Freedom from parents only. Freedom from reliance on government hush money not included and must be purchased separately.
I think we all know it's a small bribe so I don't go insane as homeless and kill billionaires as revenge.
>>42
There are many different countries with different housing prices and bribe amounts. Many disabled people are neets too. I didn't think it would be reachable either.
How do I deal with this feeling? Most of the time I don't even think about it, and other times I am able to force myself to see it as inspiration (to the tune of "I could do this, too!"), but occasionally I end up completely overwhelmed by grief/despair.
Any suggestions?
>what is the difference between these?
Have you read the link?
Related question: Do higher standards help to reduce desperation, or are the two completely unrelated?
I heard some theory from the movie "mind games", about how "for all of us to get a girl, we need to stop seeing a difference between girls." I think it is silly, but listen to it anyway. Something about "If we will all go for the hottest girl, she will avoid us. If we will go for other girls after that, they will avoid us too, because nobody wants to be second class. So for all of us to get somebody, the hottest girl needs to disappear". Something like that. I think that's silly. But marketoids probably actually use this strategy, they barely explain what the difference between the products they sell is.
High standards is probably why I'm not married yet. Nay, that's because I'm piss poor, having standards has nothing to do with that. Probably need to find some girl with a good income, they probably exist, somewhere.
hire a hooker
first of all, don't think about love and don't look forward towards love. It isn't something you obtain, it is something offered to you. There is a thing called The Backwards Law, and that probably worked out for me to some very strange effect, but I won't go into it. Before all of that, work on yourself and try to be as decent of a person as you can be, and that'll be enough to open a lot of doors.
Here's a video by some motherfucker on yt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O42tZse-P6w
>if you don't think about sex, you will get it
that's not how it works. Well, sometimes. If people understand what you really want something, they will rise the demands for it, often to absurd degree. That includes women too, sometimes, if they are shit.
I will go through life without ever experiencing "love" and I have accepted that fact, not because I'm a defeatist but because nature and habit have created irreconcilable differences between myself and my fellow humans. I know I am right in thinking and operating in the way that I do and that God is on my side. The systematized, materialistic and demonic world that I inhabit is simply wrong. I am vindicated by the Truth and nothing will change that. If that means that I forfeit many of the social benefits of being of the world, including never finding a romantic partner, then so be it. If God intended me to find love than I would have.
Experiencing love is very easy, just play some dating sim or something. The waifubaiting is what the anime industry survives on. There is nothing super complicated about love, it is just a combination of 3 hormones. You need to properly define the feeling before you start talking about it. Also love hurts, especially when you can't get what you want, so not loving is actually really good, you should be thankful.
You will never get over it. We’re hardcoded to fall in love and desire the opposite sex, so you can’t just get rid of it. But you can mask it! One way is to just look at all the failed relationships and cringe moments and be glad you never embarrassed yourself like that. Just look at all those confession/marriage proposal videos on YouTube and you can feel good about yourself, about not being one of the ignorant masses seduced by their base impulses into making absolute fools of themselves. Sure, there’s always that creeping feeling of self-loathing, but don’t dwell on it and drown it out with arrogance and superiority.
Sometimes, I wish I could have never experienced love at all. It's worse when you fall in love with someone and watch them die. That feeling of emptiness is a harder pain to deal with for the rest of your life. I believe that we only experience what is called "true love" only once. Sure, someone could meet another person and love them. But it's not that same feeling that you would have had before. Never will be or possibly could be.
I've been living with my girlfriend for 2+ years now. We're both worthless NEETs who leech off government welfare. It was really fun for a while, but recently I've been feeling a weird sort of unease. We're both friendless so we've been together for basically 24/7 this entire time. I love her, yes, but I think back to my days of living with my parents and I feel a weird sort of... nostalgia, I guess?
I remember driving out at 3 AM to drink beer in some abandoned parking lot or whatever. Or just masturbating to all my favorite hentai without feeling guilty about it. Now I can't really do anything like that. I feel like a 40-something guy experiencing a midlife crisis.
What do I do to make these thoughts go away?
HAVE
SEX
>HAVE
>SEX
I. DO. Almost every day. And I'm tired of it! I just want to masturbate in peace.
masturbate at 3am
Take a short break from each other? Get a job?
>Get a job?
If you work you die.
>Now I can't really do anything like that
You might if you try.
I vaguely remember a DQN poster talking about getting a "real" desk job, let me see if I can find the post.
As for me I think I'm in the middle of it, I'll have to report back in a few years.
>>1
We have the same time frames of initial age that affected us. For example the comment of your life being characterized by your pre-13 childhood is very similar to my own. I felt like my entire teenage years was very neurotic in nature to the point where I didn't even feel like I entered adulthood until I was 22. Then is when my life started to slowdown and I wasn't me anymore. I became something else a former shell of who I was before. I've also went through a lot more "hell" if you would since then. Became a depressed NEET, lost my parents, and stuck at dead end jobs. Becoming poorer than shit and making some of the worst financial decisions in my entire life. Losing all motivation in the things I used to love. Such as gaming. One thing though that's majorly different is visiting boards like these. I used to only frequent them in the past and after turning 23 I more or less have lived on them. I'm now in my 30s and finally I have been getting on less. Practically in a way forcing myself to limit my usage. It's been my main form of socialization at least since the mid 2010s.
I remember somebody asking, "If you will be slowly replacing every fragment of a boat one by one, will it still be the same boat by the end of this?". No guarantee that brains don't work similarly, getting rebuilt again and again as we grow.
>>1
I've had the opposite journey basically. I went through a phase beginning in 2016-2017 where I quit using sites like this, anime, gaming, imageboards etc. I got a real job, my own place, etc. but I still don't feel part of normal society, I still feel ostracized and stressed out by the "real world." It's like I tried being normal and ordinary, but still managed to fuck it up somehow. So I just retreated back to that inward world of weird hobbies, anime, manga, killing time on chan sites etc. That being said, it isn't as obsessive and doesn't dominate my life the way it did in my teen years. It's more like that virtual world is a comfortable place I retreat to from time to time.
During the summer, I met a boy about my age. We were at a party playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl, and he picked Snake. I love Metal Gear so I struck up a conversation with him about it. We quickly became good friends afterwards, staying up all night to talk about videogames and getting together to play as often as we could.
I soon learned this boy had a crush on me. After a few months I began to feel the same for him as well, and we quickly fell into a relationship of quoting Metal Gear in every conversation, going to the mall to pick out Wii games, and blasting Snake Eater as we drove around downtown. It was quite beautiful for a while.
However, soon, college began for me, and he had to start work. Insomnia and stress took their toll on me. I stopped being quite as happy and sunshiney as I had been during the summer. I cried often. I had no time for videogames, and neither did he. We lost our common ground for conversation and it slowly began to go downhill from there.
Sometime during this, oral sex became a regular thing for us, as I really enjoyed doing it. Unfortunately, something about this caused a great emotional upwelling, and after the 5th or 6th time we met for this, he burst into tears, telling me that he didn't feel as strongly about me anymore, and that he was very very sorry, and that he really wanted to make things work because he truly cared about me.
Dude, we talked about other stuff, it's just that Metal Gear is his most favorite franchise (mine is Mother), and it was something we could both relate to since we'd both played all the games obsessively.
And bwahaha, I've never been that into Otacon, but I gotcha, you're totally right. Ocelot wouldn't be too nice.
...
Now if I could just find a the Pain, I'd be all over that sucker!!
Snake Logan is better
>>4
MySpace is heinously anus.
vc: u nig
I cried
in 2008 it was notable for a girl to liek video games
>>15
Greatest love story of all time. A christmas classic, I cried again.
I come back to this thread every year to cry at this romantic tragedy and fap to it till I’m drowning in cum and tears
Truly I miss you
I never confessed it
See you again soon?
You are always there
When I need you and your touch
Oh my sweet left hand
Taurean woman,
Our love is like the hillside--
Dynamic, yet still.
Too quickly we split
An ocean separates us
I miss you fiercely
alone, lost in time
pretty much NEET for 12 years
let me see the love
Soon a year will be
Since my feelings first sparked
And refuse to wane
Typing on the keyboard
Searching for some ewhores
Don’t want to be lonely
Artsy girl I knew,
I still wish it'd worked, even if
you have issues, man.
Still haven’t got over when you passed
Sad you were gone before your time
Blood flowing from slashed wrists
Wished you’d sucked my dick for longer
Sad I am now alone
Forced to watch porn and rub my bone
Down syndrome
Most of my thoughts seem cynical, mostly due to my own personal history - people, events, experiences, and life lessons - but they are only truly just what I came to expect from human nature because of my experiences, not an unreasonable predisposition to be nihilistic. Some humans are nice and wholesome, which I appreciate and acknowledge. But some humans are greedy, lustful, and absolutely horrid. Those who’d step on others just to feel good about themselves. I am not talking about petty shit like school / university / workplace drama. I’m talking about actual geopolitics, tyrants, capitalism, consumerism, echo chambers of society, and how I fear World War III might just be looming around the corner - as well as other fucktons of impending apocalypse scenarios.
First of all, my fears are not unjustified. As an example, the moment news broke out of the "Wuhan" Virus, I was already expecting of the goddamn "global" pandemic (and it doesn’t take a fucking genius to see that coming - especially with how out of touch politicians are, not to mention cultural aspects of nations and lack of trust in science, and the echo chambers of social media). Need not me remind you, people died because of absolute negligence of those people with "power'.
Then also came the Russian invasion of Ukraine - this happening already shatters the illusion of peace in this world (I know of Iraq and Afghanistan, but this happening to a European country is just too bizarre).
Chunni Fears.
>Am I crazy?
No. Most people are so tunneled vision and will dismiss what they do not want to hear or believe and will write things off as consipiracy theories or "fake news".
>Am I justified? Or am I just talking out of my ass?
It isn't hard to see the patterns or connect the dots and do some research here and there so most will be true.
However, there are other people who believe and see the same patterns and dots, but start to go cynical and pull things out of their ass and missguide people.
Kind of people who "wake up" and then feel they need to go tell the world about it on YouTube (Google) in a hour long video that could be done in ten minutes.
>2
>...I think the best thing is to pace yourself with how you handle things. ...Doomsday is not too far and yet not too close.
Thank you especially for this.
I think you are autistic and worry too much
just live life
Rather than overthink and watch in horror as would be avoidable happenings inevitably happen I just tune it all out. Life's too short for me to believe I can make a difference as a broke neet shitposting on the internet. I just... oh that's gonna happen in a couple years... Okay, guess I'll stock up on some things before they get more expensive... Not much else I can do, I can't prevent it so try to make the best of it by pretending everything is fine. If I die I die, better enjoy the time I have now if that's the case so no time spent worrying, that's not living.
> Am I crazy?
No. We live in a world gone mad. Where cooperate execs can pay their way into becoming astronauts, cities have more empty luxury skyscrapers than houses, and social media has brainwashed an entire generation. There are no jobs and endless wars.
How do you deal with chunni fears? Embrace them! Accept that you don’t have your hand on the wheel, there’s very little you can do to change the world and it’s out of your control. If your not responsible you can free yourself from any guilt or pressure to do or feel anything. If I can’t stop a war from happening what’s the point worrying everyday about it? There’s an old saying, “you can’t fight fate.”
In Afghanistan, a lot of people love to keep gardens and would keep them despite the chaos of war going on around them. They’d go out amid the shootings and bombings to collect water for their roses. Why? Well, what else is there to do? I have no power over what goes on out there, but I do have some control and responsibility over my flowers. So what if I die? At least I died doing something worthwhile, no matter how small it is. Point being, just let the world take it’s course, embrace the madness, and don’t give a fuck about it, focus on the small things that you enjoy and don’t let the world keep you down.
I agree embrace the chaos anon. Fuck it we’re all gonna die anyway we might as well die with style instead of being worthless fucks.
>Chuuni Fears
I wish I could go back to being a stupid middle schooler still full of piss and vinegar and hope for the future who actually seemed to be able to enjoy everything without a sense of dread or a sense of "you're wasting your life!" or a sense of "you'll never be good enough!" looming overhead like the sword of Damocles.