"total crap, but I enjoy it"
Women are like children: opportunistic and driven by instinct. And like children, they need to be disciplined sometimes. Unfortunately, when a grown woman has a temper tantrum, she can do a lot more damage than a toddler.
I can't believe people were so starved sexually back in the day: http://www.pulpinternational.com/pulp/entry/Pages-from-the-Tijuana-bible-Goof-Butts-with-Robert-Mitchum.html
your retardent
An empty aggregation of disjointed, meaningless pixels referencing and forming nothing.
Yes. I find it to be less messy and I have more control over the stimulation
I tell Yukari to open a portal to the My Little Pony world and turn them all into glue
Last night I watched a slightly annoying guy spend forever trying to gank a miner who would just log out on him every time. It was funny watching him get angrier and angrier at this dude just wandering along. In his rage and zeal to kill he mistakenly rammed an asteroid in his anaconda almost killing himself.
While looking for new tattoo ideas, I came across this although I can't remember the key words I used (and hope I never repeat such a path). My first thought was, "Seriously?" I had to ponder what led the person to this depiction.
First, that Daffy and Bugs are reduced to anime seems pointless from the start, but there is an obsession which evidently is inherent in the otaku that requires that all of life should be envisioned as anime. We see that over and over. OK, nothing new.
However, added to this is the weakening of the characters by literally 'personifying' them as teenage boys engaged in cosplay rather than an ornery duck and a mischievous rabbit arguing about what kind of hunting season it is. How is that even effective?! A couple of kids in cosplay arguing about pretending that they are a rabbit and a duck? In the past, I posted how much I hated someone's South Park conversion to manga/anime characters. The result was a 'soft rock' or even a muzak version of the boys' personality. They looked charming and harmless, and it makes me appreciate the genius of the Parker/Stone creations which are not more than incredibly 2-dimensional cut out representations, yet the personality is as raw and undiluted as a shot of tequila.
I started to wonder what else could be absurdly refitted to anime/manga imagery. How about making all the rabbits in Watership Down look like a teenage gang dressed in bunny suits hitting each other with chains and knives in a re-conceived gang survival story in the milieu of the movie The Warriors or something? Meanwhile, the bunny boys extol the fighting prowess of the enemy Efrafans and their own champion Bigwig. Would that be sufficiently surreal? Or how about turning Fritz the Cat into a cute kitty-costumed college student. Sometimes I get the feeling that anime is like a parallel universe to some people where everything is uniformly bug-eyed, tiny-nosed, inanely cute, and lacking in depth. Of course, my critique is harsh, yet I try to understand that for some, going into that universe pleases them and they want to just stay there, forsaking anything outside that universe. Upon returning, such a person needs special glasses that alter the imagery before them and convert it. Granted, this is just one of the aspects of anime that I don't like.
-Nails Nathan
If your protagonist isn't an orangutang, I'd change that first and foremost.
Wow, that’s misogynistic.
I got mine, because I worked for it. The rest of you are on your own to exercise your liberty, live your life, and pursue happiness free of constant government meddling.
It's pretty simple really; a lot of "big" youtubers (e.g. HowToBasic, ChaBoyyHD, PressFart just to name a few) do this kind of attention whoring to either feel good for getting a lot of "likes", or to direct more people to their channel.
The problem is that their comments are usually low-quality and meaningless; maybe a catch-all phrase or meme that can be attributed to almost anything (e.g. "MLG"). It rarely has anything to do with the video other than the title.
This results in REAL, constructive comments (even comments from the video's owner), with actual meaning and sincerity, being buried underneath garbage like this shit; all because the fanboys of said youtubers jerk themselves off at the thought of their favourite youtuber "liking" something that they also like; so "liking" that comment gives them some false sense of self-worth, because they interacted with somebody "big" on youtube.
The reality is that these "big" youtubers find the most popular videos and post a shitty comment for attention (as I stated in my first paragraph); they don't care who comments on it, and they certainly don't read any of the replies they get (inb4), it's all about the attention and publicity.
TL;DR shit's cancer and it needs to die, also Google+ commenting system is utter garbage.
Why do men get to decide what is feminine? My boss is super feminine and she benches 350 pounds, shaves her head, and smokes cigars on conference calls, you retrograde misogynist loser with the small prick who lives in your mothers basement.
Speaking to mechanic: “It’s the tranny.”
Mechanic: “Well don’t let he/she/it drive. Problem solved.”
Various devices have been utilized to aid in sexual encounters, e.g. dildoes, ticklers and the like. Such devices are utilized directly in the sexual activity. Although the device of the present invention can be utilized as a dildoe, the main purpose and use is to aid in strengthening muscles utilized in sexual encounters and not be used directly. The present device allows the user to develope skills in applying varying amounts of pressure at various times during sexual encounters so as to enhance the enjoyment of both partners. The device may be scaled to develop suitable hand pressure skills, but it is best adapted to test and develop muscles in the vagina. The device may be utilized to develop pressure skills in complete privacy. Such practice on a periodic routine basis with the device of the present invention can give the user knowledge and skill and applying such pressures in both amounts and time as to give maximum enjoyment to both sexual partners when such developed skills are used in actual sexual encounters.
Vladimir Putin himself has to understand that he can't have his cake and eat it.
Random old lady: Oh dear you have a booboo on your toe, what happened...
My 4 year old: My toes got fucked up, I didn't cry though.
Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in a SHITzu.
This YouTube Web Is A No Cursing Zone!
I Wish YouTube Would Update This Site In The Future: People Who Puts Any Bad Language In There Comments Will Be Cuver The Stars Up. If People Won't Put Star Over Bad Language On There Comments, Then YouTube Will Cuver The Star Up For Them. And I Don't Care If Swearing Not Against The Rules, But Its Always Be Against The Rules.
It is immediately obvious that George R. R. Martin is a card-carrying, r-Type Leftist. His books are brilliantly plotted, but the writing itself makes all the characters come across as cold and cruel. Reality is being filtered through the mind of a rabbit writing about wolves; all of our good-natured punches-to-the-shoulder are mistaken for bullying, and he thinks that it’s sadism which drives us, rather than the honest joy of competition.
There is a small portion of the hobby that is absolutely obsessed with these types of figures. I used to run a gladiator game at cons and the same guy would show up every year and ask if I had painted up any naked female gladiators yet. When I would tell him no he would basically say he wasn't interested in the game then. I thought he was joking around the first couple times but after several years it became obvious he was totally serious and annoyed that I hadn't done so.
I absolutely adore how the beta launch, and the change log thereof, has caused the Star Citizen thread to dissolve into a bitter realization of how hard Christ Roberts has fucked them over.
I much prefer primitive monsters, male or female, to be sculpted with proper anatomy… don't put pants on the troll just to hide its wiggly bits. Demons in particular should be proud and loud about what they're packing.
I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
Im 15 years old and at my girlfriends house for dinner and we had about 20 minutes before her mother was finished with dinner so we went into a dark room and started to make out. Her mother called us for dinner and by that time I had a large erection that I couldnt get rid of. I went in to thier bathroom to take care of the problem by masturbating. I rubbed so hard and fast i ended up with a sore in the under side of my penis that feels sort of like a carpet burn. Is there any medication or treatment I can use to help heal the sore or make it numb without going to a doctor because i really dont want to have to explain this to my parents.
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The Way of No-Sword
Miyamoto Musashi
One day Musashi is challenged by a belligerent samurai while the two are crossing between islands by ferry.
“What’s your style of fighting,” the samurai demands to know. “No-sword” replied Musashi.
Despite Mushashi’s best efforts to ignore him, the samurai picks a fight and Musashi finally agrees to duel the challenger. But, suggests Musashi, rather than fight on the cramped ferry, they should instead fight on that sandbar the ferry is approaching.
The challenger quickly agrees and leaps overboars as the ferry passes the sandbar.
Landing on the sandbar, the samurai whirls, sword at the ready–only to watch the ferry continue on toward the far shore–a, smiling, waving Musashi still on board!
Hours later, drenched in humiliation and dripping rage, the challenger finally wades ashore where he finds Musashi patiently fishing out of a small rowboat.
“You tricked me!” screams the samurai.
“Your eagerness to die tricked you,” shrugs Musashi.
“Your no-sword cannot defeat my real sword!” declares the challenger, advancing menacingly.
“It already has,” Musashi says smugly.
Confused by his intended victim’s apparent lack of concern for his own safety, the challenger hesitates, for the first time noticing Musashi is unarmed.
“Where is your sword?” the samurai demands, on guard against chicanery.
“The No-Swordsman keeps his sword where it will do the most good,” Musashi replies cryptically.
“No more tricks! Where is your weapon?” demands the samurai, his sword raised high.
“There,” sighs Musashi, pointing to the water lapping at the side of the boar.
Still suspicious, the samurai cautiously bends over the gunwale…
“Bah! I see nothing but my own reflection?”
“And that is where the no-swordsman keeps his weapon…in the mind of his enemy!” Musashi explains as he caves the samurai’s skull in with the rowboat’s heavy oak.
Miyamoto Musashi taught we should make our combat attitude the same as our everyday attitude. Like samurai on the battlefield, we must always be alert and prepared to deal with danger–whether an actual physical attack or a psychological incursion into our mental place. Likewise, we should carry our calm and collected attitude from home, our everyday life, out into the stressful world at large.Source: “Musashi: No-Sword, No-Mind,” from Mental Dominance, by Haha Lung
Egypt proposes a ceasefire between Hamas and Israel in which everyone ceases to fire.
The (Jewish) US Secretary for state proposes a ceasefire in which Hamas gets a new route to import rockets, now that Egypt is trying to stop them from being smuggled through Egypt, and a big pile of money with which to import them.
There are a lot of things wrong with Jews, but being sneakily cohesive is not one of them.
Who wants to creep around in Lovecraftian dungeons defeating Shub-Nigguraths when you can run about town shooting rubbish bins, mighty-footing aliens in the face and exchanging currency for questionable 'goods' and 'services'? Some of you, perhaps. Maybe.
Hi there, Ive been a christian for quite some time now. Many people can hear God speak to them, and know his will for them, but I cant seem to. I cant hear him. I was wondering if you had any ideas of how I could hear God speak to me, and not just me talking to him. Ive tried to listen, but nothing seems to be working. I feel lost.
He does that on a regular basis. It's been awhile, but whenever Kobolds gets butt-hurt about something he throws a party-rant. He likes to tell people how they should RP - usually to a chorus of 'STFU and let people RP how they want".
Everyone here is wrong. The name Katyusha references a weapon that would launch women named Katyusha onto enemy positions. Learn your history lol.
Why are there a bunch of adult men standing around looking at a weird assortment of keyboards, and more importantly why does that one guy have a fedora and a ponytail
Passive-aggressive client ahoy! Evasive maneuvers!
Pretty much 100% of the stuff women say about themselves can safely be dismissed as bullshit.
Because this is the internet and opinions are facts.
At the end of the day, what's in the box matters more than the wrapping.
@ fanboys above: will you PLEASE rate seriously instead of fooling the readers? Thank you.
Youtube captions are terrible! I feel sorry for those who are deft...
To test, try saying “I feel good.” If you hear James Brown singing, you’re in a movie.
My flaming lib family member moved to the UK so that he could get free health care. I kid you not. But...as he was leaving, he transferred his residency from Michigan (personal income tax, anyone?) to...(wait for it...) TEXAS, which has no personal income tax!
He wants to benefit from other people's tax payments, but doesn't want to leave any loose change on the table.
I think it's important to point out that not only was "Corinthian leather" made in New Jersey, it also wasn't actually leather (it was a synthetic made from vinyl), and Corinth has never been known for the quality of its leatherwork.
hmm nope don't feel anything but you have ebola virus in your brain and is slowly killing you btw i gave it to you and then i gave it to your sister and then i raped her ohh how she squirmed hahahahahah
you do realize that the entire point of it all was to remove the huge floppy dick hanging off from its scalp because it looks awful right
This is why I make little snide remarks when we inevitably have an atheist thread. All of a sudden the community is rational and subjective when debunking absurd Christian bullshit but when some dirt interferes with our other lefty views, we throw all that objectivity out the window and start quot-mining, remaining willfully ignorant and completely missing the point to preserve our predisposition to protect the minority.
You’re not entitled to anything in this world. Your life, liberty, and ability to pursue happiness are a product of the blood, sweat, and tears of many before you. The world only cares what you have to offer it.
>>254 I don't think the world cares what you have to offer it either.
>>255
However, it's ready to judge you for the slightest mishap.
So many of the leftist elite in this country use Europe as an example of the utopia America should aspire to. Well, I've been there, lived there, worked there - and it pretty much sucks to be an average, typical Eurotrash. Young Eurotrash are especially fascinated that American kids actually leave home and go out to live on their own.
You've already fucked up its face beyond all saving to fit it in with the dicktrunk in the front sprite once, where it looked very silly and completely inferior to the vanilla demon in every way except sheer size.
I'm old enough to remember when male heterosexuals were out and proud, and gays were still in the closet. Now, we have the reverse.
I want to fuck a girl and i am one what do i do
Cover that girl in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again!
An elderly husband and wife were rocking on their front porch. Wirhout warning she picked up her cane and smashed it into her husbands kneecap.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" he screamed?
"That's for 60 years of bad sex.", she replied.
After a few moments, he picked up his cane and smashed her kneecaps.
When she asked "Why?"; he replied,"That's for knowing the difference!"
I am a quartet, only my main avatar is whit my waifu.
they all have ostrich-like legs, horns that are actually antenae, One of them uses sabers red like blod they are basically demons, because In my fantasy I am the one that causes devastation, I often imagine my kind invading defenceless worlds.
In my lore they are all born from quasars that gained conscience and fromed bodies for themselves, my waifu is a monster so it all fits, I wonder what would hapen if I made a tulpa whit the purpose of relasing a demon.
I returned to civilization shortly after that and went to Cornell to teach, and my first impression was a very strange one. I can't understand it any more, but I felt very strongly then. I sat in a restaurant in New York, for example, and I looked out at the buildings and I began to think, you know, about how much the radius of the Hiroshima bomb damage was and so forth... How far from here was 34th street?... All those buildings, all smashed ― and so on. And I would go along and I would see people building a bridge, or they'd be making a new road, and I thought, they're crazy, they just don't understand, they don't understand. Why are they making new things? It's so useless.
But, fortunately, it's been useless for almost forty years now, hasn't it? So I've been wrong about it being useless making bridges and I'm glad those other people had the sense to go ahead.
Why when I shoot into imp's crotch with Sniper Rifle, I shoot his head off?
No "corporation" has ever paid a cent in taxes. All corporate taxes ultimately are paid by employees, shareholders and/or customers.
Another bus broke down on Rape Street and GEE I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE PASSENGERS.
One day the Feminists get all blustery, and decide they’re going to teach 4Chan a lesson, and the next, they’re posting videos of cutting themselves, blacking out, and apparently one even tried to commit suicide.
Fuck that shit, sunshine. It's all about Teletubbies with their wangs hanging out and that hoover thing sucking them off.
It could be a lot worse for parents these days. Image if your kid came home from collage claiming to be an omni-sexual dragon-kin who identifies as being gender fluid-- YOU WILL ADHERE TO MY SELECTED PRONOUNS CISHET SCUM!
I pray that my kid is a normal homosexual.
Of course another possibility is that DB is at this very moment "punking" me. That would be the double reverse punk. An extremely difficult move but not beyond the satanic skill set of this trickster...
I like the verb "punk".
If nothing else the DCF is refreshing my urban lexicon.
I'm a head without cracks and I find the term "crack head" highly offensive and I'm sick to death of seeing it. Also, what do you care how many women heads sleep with? You pig!
Well thank you for laying down the law Aeden. I know that I, for one, am glad you are able to be the ultimate judge of what is foolish and what is not. I suggest you move on now to fixing all the other things broken on the internet. There is someone wrong on the internet somewhere, and it is your duty, nay, your destiny, to tell them they are wrong.
you make a randomized sphere inside voxel and once a player enters that shpere voxels change in that rock in to cristal randomizly like 25% in sphere area, ...
BUT only that part than takes a little bit more data other randomized spots still uses only 1 sphere instead of whole bunch of blocks, ...
just a thought.
One of my favourite RP partners is a beautiful girl who just happens to have an exceptionally long larval stage, She's well over eighteen and weights eighteen tons but /happens/ to look like she is still in her larval form. Is that wrong? Am I pushing my limits?
Unless it's completely untenable and we for some reason have a group of dedicated, CP-trading pedos at our door with boners to rival Grond, this seems like a huge overreaction and a massive waste of a mostly good playerbase.
My username is from the location in Draenor/Outland called "Netherstorm" from 'World of Warcraft'.
A lot of faggots think it's from Minecraft, but...no, it isn't.
nah, she's just made out of fire
So for a while now, I've been in this depressed slump, and part of the contributing factor is this guy I know. He doesn't take very good care of himself, he has aspirations but only continues living a life of truancy day to day, making little, if any effort at all to get towards those goals. He dropped out of high school, views the world and the "system" in a cynical way that makes him think that his own views alone will get him anywhere, is also pretty inept, EXTREMELY paranoid about the most insignificant things, and has just kind of mostly remained the same irritable being for the six years I've known him.
Amongst other people who have started to get on my nerves, I just dropped all communications with him a few weeks back, because I have been in no mood to deal with this person talking to me/monologuing for hours in a PM window about shit that I absolutely do not care about or want to care about right now. I have a lot of other problems of my own to worry about, and he doesn't seem to get that. Throw on top that he broke a promise involving very personal to me via his laziness, I just up and vanished.
Here's where it gets a little scary: While this guy is pretty antisocial, it's to the point where he doesn't even own any other means of communication, not even a landline, nor does he know anyone outside of that little house he's stuck in. So by cutting him off, I have effectively made him cease to exist in this world.
Dolan has a thin penis
Little known fact, they were actually called the Jackson Fiveway before they were forced to change their name.
well if i had a chance to live i would take it rather than die because its easier. If you feel the need to cry it off, help yourself to a glass of i dont give a fuck, followed by healthy dose of does it look like i give a fuck what happens to the snail or what you cry about. Fuck you, and fuck gary.
Your religion says something about shit games? Interesting.
That's fuckin cool! Was she hot?
Mind you, as Scots, being unhappy is what we do best so that's probably OK. As the Doctor also said, at least we can blame the English (regardless of how things turn out).
>>292
Good lord, I agree. Zoe Quinn looks average at best. After a few drinks. Maybe the indie game dev thing gives her more appeal to some, but I don't really know about that, personally.
The fourth episode is the only official expansion. Duke It Out in D.C., Nuclear Winter and Life's A Beach are official unofficial expansions, like Insurrection or Retribution for Starcraft, Hellfire for Diablo or Conquests Of The Ages for Age Of Empires. These expansions are "unofficial" in the sense that they were developed by third party but "official" in the sense that they received the official stamp of approval from 3Drealms, which was a pretty big deal back in the days where a guy could download the entirety of the fan maps posted on the internet, burn them on a CD and market these as an expansion for a cash grab.
Of course the most annoying kid on the planet is the only one on youtube who actually has good videos on this game. God dammit, I don't wanna listen to this autismal fuck anymore.
Man betont nicht jedes r, nur Adolf hat das getan. ich weiß, dass die Band nicht rechts ist.
Every human starts as a child in a relationship with parents who are larger/more powerful/wiser than them. I think the concept of/belief in god is a macro/social manifestation that hijacks this parent-child brain wiring. Its a group hallucination of misfiring behavior. And authority/the state is similar to that in the same hierarchical sense. Government is a superhuman entity that issues commandments which is a sin to disobey, and, like Xenu, the legitimacy of their rule doesn't exist. The belief in government is the most dangerous superstition, mental malware more dangerous than scientology. Hierarchical systems are being replaced in a 'survival of the fittest pattern' type of way by decentralized systems, like bittorrent was more fit than napster. Nobody says they hate the internet and the internet is a close example of anarchy. Government regulation appears responsible for creating the telecom monopolies in the first place, something about how they were granted exclusive right to install wiring whereas any competitor would have to ask permission from each property owner. Instead of adding more regulations, all the previous regulations should be removed. Like Larken says in the below video, the relatively free market has produced complex things like cell phones, so supposing the free market would be unable to do something as simple as create a flat place (road, which even deer create) or install wires without a system of appointed thieves (where did they get the legitimate right to tax/steal if an individual like me doesn't have that right?) seems odd. Someone on reddit or something was saying, say 1 person on the block doesn't want internet, they could dig up/cut the wire on their own property, charge a million to put it there/etc. I don't know the technological limitations but seems like wiring from a hub to specific houses, rather than all in a series w/ each house being central point of failure might be possible. Or satellite or whatever else millions of people offering voluntary solutions in the free market could think of.
Brief History of Campus Sex
1915: it's banned
1935: it's naughty
1955: it's interesting
1975: it's awesome
1995: it's rape
2015: it's banned
I like this series, but it feels like it's getting repetitive. Still a good series though.
OMG I remember seeing the box for this game. Not really sure what to think of it, it may just be better to let it stay in hell where it came from .