"total crap, but I enjoy it"
Reason given for ban: China
Do folks in Paris still think Islam is the Religion of Peace?
Wow reay?
U guys are having problem with sexual
U gust show his gigantic bonner to girl to prepair having a sex
Jesus
Is there an easy way for a 1995 Buick century custom? Please help.
3 years ago
YOU TUBE POSTINGS GET BETTER AND BETTER ALL THE TIME, GREAT CRAMPS THING GOING ON , VERY CREATIVE AND LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FUTURE WITH LIKEWISE OPEN MINDED PEOPLES LIVING ALTERNATIVELY WITHIN A HARSH CAPITALIST SOCIETY.
You do have to wonder... what happened when the Klingons ran across the random super entities, minor gods, and historical recreations of there home world? There must have been a high fleet attrition rate for all the ships killed by god like beings that they fired torpedoes at.
Prehistoric woman, say Moir and Jessel, with a shorter life span and more pregnancies than modern women, could expect 10 menstruations in her life. Modern women can expect 400! We have to put up with 40 times more shit from our women than biology ever intended, and they expect us to believe that we are the problem. Contrary to toxic rumor, pregnant women are the happiest, most centered, women in the world. Women were intended to spend the great part of their young lives pregnant, not working in offices. It's a biological fact.
Urine used to be used as an ingredient for cloth dye.
Shorter media response to Charlie Hebdo massacre: "but although while perhaps maybe."
I really should bring this classic to my philosophy professor's attention.
The sexual superwoman may be riddled with cleverly designed orifices of various kinds, something like a wriggly Swiss cheese, but shapelier and more fragrant; and her supermate may sprout assorted protuberances, so that they intertwine and roll all over each other in a million permutations of The Act, tireless as hydraulic pumps"
I believe I've nearly perfected my Anti Plagiarism Format. It's embedded into
the FAQ itself, so anyone who tries to steal it would have to basically
rewrite a very large portion of the document. I also decided to drop the dummy
tags since they were too obvious a trick (and a thief would have to be totally
stupid to fall for them). Besides, the REAL format is far better that the tags
could ever be. I know the formula for it and you don't. Oh yeah ... and I have
documentation in case a court of law ever needs it.
The Hivemind incantation of “privilege” is best viewed as a tacit admission by bitter losers that genes and heritage matter, as does self-discipline, and that they resent having been saddled with the polluted bloodlines of degenerates.
Requesting a well dressed and mildly nerdy demon girl similar to the reference who's breasts expand whenever her horns are rubbed or someone talks about new technology. She's having her horns rubbed by another sexy demon girl which is making her rather horny and on top of that she's talking about some high tech mumbo jumbo she doesn't fully understand. The demon girl is trying her very best not to enjoy it, but she is and it's quite obvious by her face, popping blouse and expanding breasts with perky nipples through her shirt/bra. Not really into full on nudity or liquids though and apologies if that ruins the request. Partly intended to be silly, but definitely a little erotic.
No one has the right not to be offended. Sometimes the thing that hurts the most is the thing you most need to hear.
OK, heres the line up:
vocals: Jacobi maculate, jay persona, Brandi brutality
strings: rico suave(electric guitar), nikki love(acoustic& bass)
keyboard: Stevie w
drums: we still need one of these
my pain is your treasure
this is kind of a funny video that i decided to make because both my parents passed away and it would cheer me up, please be easy on the comments, thanks!
Sir Humphrey Appleby was years ahead of his time.
whatever dude, i'm gonna keep eating cereal while playing castlevania
I guess sometimes I forget not everyone smokes everyday. well one thing I noticed when I first started smoking weed, is when ever I would get anxiety. it was not due from the plant. it was due to the fact I was freaking myself out. after I got my medical marijuana card and did not care who knew I was high and did not care how high I was around people, all the anxiety went out the door. So to everyone that gets freaked out at times when they smoke. I say just take a breath and know it is all in your head. just stop freaking yourself out. do not care if you get to high or who knows.
I hope to hand some control to a committee or something. God did not ban networking, but I insist on the 100,000 line limit. We could probably have FTP and TELNET. I don't want a full browser and all that. It's hard to explain, but it's kind-of designed to be small. Multimedia would fragment memory with big files. I really don't want it a complete operating system. I really want it to be a secondary OS, for the next thousand years, that lives peacefully dual booting on machines, along side your primary OS. 640x480 16 color is definitely a rule from God. Therefore, you want another OS for normal stuff.
And b'coz of your stupid "western influence" Japan goes to conquer Asia and bomb America
I'm still willing to compromise on some vital issues...I'm not an arsehole all the time and sometimes I'm also very...submissive...
im 75 percent german and im bloned hair blue eyed and im not a nazi haha noobs
Feminists, of course, would like to see that trope transformed, so that Bella stakes the vampire, has the werewolf put down at the pound, and runs off with a woman who looks like Pete Rose.
>>532
So does Lucky Star, but Anna Karenina doesn't. I don't think this is a very good test.
Stan, define “safety net.” Libertarians don’t want to make it illegal for you to donate as much of your money as you want, of your own free will, to private charities that assist the indigent.
I could be wrong, and I welcome correction from any Libertarians who may be present, but I believe that what Libertarians object to is the vast and metastasizing, inherently corrupt, inherently inefficient, government agencies, funded by money extorted from the productive at bayonet point, controlling the nation’s health care systems. Among other objections, it is that sooner or later the bean-counters begin to look at the patients as fiscal liabilities (the six-figure GS18 salaries paid to vast armies of Regional Executive Directors for Diversity Studies and Community Outreach are, oddly, not), which leads directly and immediately to what the UK Health Ministry euphemistically calls “the Liverpool Care Pathway,” i.e., State-sanctioned murder at the hands of physicians.
“Upper Class” is when people hang out with you because its to their monetary and social advantage to do so. Usually because your daddy is rich/influential/famous.
“Working class” is when people hang out with you because they like you.
“Lower class” is when you are a lazy asshole who people hang out with in case they might get a chance to steal your bottle of Lamb’s Navy Rum.
Everyone hates the west until they actually want to start improving their quality of life.
it only takes one time of a BMW flying up your ass at 140mph before the fear is instilled in you though
Yuru Yuri, Non Non Biyori and K-On don't feature girls discussing men even once! Clearly, moe anime is the last bastion of true female equality in this world.
I’ve talked to a lot of people who are more successful than me and most of them have mentioned that the best businesses require the least amount of human interaction.
I consider liberalism and leftism to be based on feminine defects. After all, they are ultimately based on envy and leveling, and those are definitely female sins.
>>539
They talk about sawa-chan's lack of a boyfriend in K-On occasionally.
They also talk about how Natsumi wanted to marry her brother when she was younger in Non Non Biyori (actually, I suppose they agree [i]not[/i] to talk about it)
You don't subconsciously undress a child and start having sex with it. It requires intentional planning.
Freelance writer, mainly about cinema. Besides movies, other things I'm into are books, travel, cats, conversation, music (classical and jazz), theatre, good food and wine. And - as you can maybe tell from the pic - I love to spank....
what if I'm a rabbit from the moon who shoots bullets that look like suppositories
"London Mayor Boris Johnson has said his comments that Hillary Clinton looked like a 'sadistic mental health nurse' should be taken in a 'light-hearted spirit.'"
This is what always happens when you engage progs and SJW's in battle.
You go in thinking it's going to be an epic assault, a tremendous, imperial smackdown.
And it just turns out to be some simpering neurotic, a psychotic in a wheelchair, or a self-loathing pudge with a big lawn.
Pretty sure the composer of this song was like LOL I'M COMPOSING A SONG THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SING TROLOLOL. and Cecilia was like: LE CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. and then she went and perfected it and was like YOU MAD BRO?
because privilege. Or something. Same way some twat claimed Israelis were racists because they DON’T rape Palestinian women.
>>550
Just gonna leave a quick remark on how often any prejudice or unawareness of cultural or historical differences is called "racism". Israelis are nationalistic as fuck, but are they racist?
Judge: “Why’d you kill your wife?”
Hubby: “Figured it easier than killing another man every other week or so.”
I'd fire 90% of the police, disarm the rest, keep the detectives, arm the citizens, throw out the Third Worlders - and crime would drop 90%.
I'm a doctor and I think all you idiots should shut the hell up.
check em
The site has been down the past couple of months because of a problem with executing the proper scripts. This mostly has to do with the free hosting we are currently with and I plan to start to host the website myself. During this move I wanted to update the site to tablecat's lastest textboard script, but transforming the threads to the new formatting has proven troublesome. But most of all I've been struggling with depression, which I find hard to admit. My entire life has been on hold for the past couple of months and I'm slowly getting a hold of the reins again. I'm sorry for letting you guys down for so long and I hope to have the site up and running as soon as possible.
In hopeful spirits I have changed the homepage artwork to a spring aesthetic slightly earlier this year.
"I produced movies in the States, where it's illegal." Huh? Also "clock loving friend" and "visibly raping the chiwawa" haha. This one sounded more like a reaaallly messed up PSA on alcoholism than a creepypasta.
>>556
I've really missed the Post Office. I'm glad he's still around and hasn't forgotten the board, and I hope he feels better soon. It was a cozy place.
At least one of these websites shows the giant Kama Sutra vajayjay among the other selfies. And of course there's the tiny impse scene in the corner of one of the selfie pictures. Tiny, but still... there's something funny about managing to coax many many websites into proudly publishing creepy Doom pornography without even realizing.
I always like to imagine the people who like my videos as zombies or demons descending upon and tearing apart those who dislike my videos in the most violent ways possible.
Ya know, these places still have those posters, but now it's evil twitter birds or figures eavesdropping on a singing blue bird to tell employees to not be idiots and yammer on social media.
Interesting points, but they merely hint at the underlying cause.
Liberals suffer arrested development.
Feminism is stuck in the third grade, where all boys are yucky.
The broader left suffers the insecurities of high school, desperately wanting to be part of the in-crowd.
There’s nothing truly funny about John Stewart. He semi-smirk is merely a signal for the cool kids to laugh.
At first, the followers don’t know why they are laughing; over time it becomes a conditioned response.
>>562
I agree with everyone here, regardless of where you copied it from.
I suppose you posted it because you're some SJW who thinks it's funny.
Life Insurance Saleslady Who Tempts With Her Pit Hair – She Closes Contracts 100% of the Time, A Slut Who’s Furry Above and Below You Can Surely Have Passionate Sex With
Two Homo Teens heading towards a town named deepwood,suddenly this story switched from scary to Downrite Uncomfortable!!!!
I don't get all the fuhrer about anti-democratic Germans. I just can nazi a problem.
>>563
Flaw in your reasoning there. SJWs have no sense of humor.
Imagine that the purpose of the entire game was to quickly kill monsters and open doors and portals to find a toilet and poop in peace.
It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.
I can pronounce it. I just pronounce it differently than you do.
I thought I would be here someday but I never was.
This is dated June 1996, long before Muslims even existed.
I think, that given time, leftists will destroy anything they have influence over.
Mate your vids are such shit... just find something real to talk about... like aliens or something...
Mine was pretty deaf from being on his truck and tractor rig. Did you know that in men as we age the first hearing range to go is the one women’s voices fall into? There is a god and he wants us to be happy.
Jews and Zionist with the hand of America did more bad things that the japs ever could do for the own Americans. Why? Because America are niggers.
Masturbation is rape.
I think.
Damn, it’s really hard to keep all this shit straight.
>>577
Did a man experience sexual pleasure in a non-gay, non-submissive way? It's rape.
Girls are yucky. I hear they don't even have wieners.
When you connect it to pc and put some song. Whats the procedure of doing it. Thanks
It is because they hate the truth that these people attack General Franco. He stood up successfully against judeo-communist subversion, and the illuminati jews have never forgiven him for defeating them. It's also why these people attack the Spanish Inquisition, which saved Spain from subversion by marrano jews. Had it not done so, Spain would have been infiltrated by these enemies of Christ just as the physical institutions of the Catholic Church were in 1958 when infiltrating freemasons and jews hijacked the papal conclave and elected one of their own - Antipope John XXIII, a Rosicrucian and heretic. Hence the eruption of 'pedophilia' (actually homosexuality) in the newly born judeo-masonic sect of Vatican II, which has since been masquerading as the Catholic Church. This is exactly what happens when people turn away from God. They are afflicted with all kinds of spiritual and moral diseases.
Oh, and by the way, God does exist. And, yes, you are currently on the road to Perdition.
My mother took mine away when I filled it my unirne
I couldn't hold a straight face through the release trailer because it looked hilariously lame. Taking an anorexic hooker who's half bald and calling her bombshell doesn't help.
I hope you are looking forward to taking robot dicks in 50 years, time, because that is the only way you will be able to make money !!!
I love the smell of dirty panties. Each zone of scent.
Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously).
Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.
Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.
Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar.
Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.
I'd rather sniff the girl's crotch directly.