"total crap, but I enjoy it"
As for what have conservatives done for women?Built America.Deal with it, motherfucker.You are pathetic at debating. At some point in time you discovered that if you just post enough bullshit, non-stop, you will win by attrition because most people simply do not give a fuck enough to waste their time debating what is basically a fleshy spambot. You’re so bad at this that you even annoy the shit out of the people you might have convinced. If you had an iota of likability, you might have swayed somebody, but you’re so incredibly shitty at this that even the moderates would rather hang out with Harry Reid, and they’re pretty sure he’s a pedophile.You do not realize that arguing on the internet is a spectator sport. Nobody ever sways the decided, you fool! The goal is to convince the undecided. And on that count, Amy the Sign Language Gorilla makes a better spokesman than you.You are basically a Speak and Spell, and instead of when pulling the string you get “THE COW GOES MOO” you get “LINK TO HUFFPO” or “WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION”. Only the Speak and Spell has a use. Children need to learn which animal says moo versus which one barks. You on the other hand, are completely fucking useless, and when it comes to entertainment, my money is on Fisher Price.When you ask a question, and people answer it, a smart person would then use logic to pick that post apart for the edification of the onlookers and observers. But not you, you just pretend the question wasn’t answered, and keep asking it over and over again. That is the Damien Walter method of arguing, and usually occurs right before somebody with half a brain clubs you like a helpless baby seal.Don’t feel bad. Compared to Damien, I’m letting you off easy.I know these things. I’ve seen your kind, and know your methods, which is why rather than debate you, I simply insult you. Then everyone laughs at you. I’m amused. They are amused. We go about our fulfilling lives. You go home, yell at your five cats, then masturbate furiously into your shame pillow while watching episodes of Girls on HBO, before passing out in a puddle of Thunderbird.Which is why I’m awesome, popular, and rich, and you are a loser with 2 followers. Because you suck, and everyone hates you.So, at the end of the day, please continue with your link storms, and your tired, boring, hashed out Salon bullshit about the war on women. One of the reason the republicans now have 250 seats in congress is because morons like you have helped to annoy the living shit out of the average American to the point that if a man wearing a HOPE/CHANGE shirt was to step into the intersection in front of their car, they would literally mash the accelerator to the floor, just in the hopes that it was you.Our many new republican senators thank you.Now fuck off.Why can't this board software auto wordwrap?
I'm planning my bus trip across the country. I want to sit back and see beautiful things.
>>402
You should upgrade your "board software" so that it can render HTML.
“The weak hate the strong, the mediocre hate the successful, and the lazy hate those who are motivated to approach competence” and if all that fails, then blame the British Empire.
I told 2yo her shoes were on wrong feet so she crossed legs to "fix" them. She's gonna code in Java. I just know it.
You don't have to be of the colter to get it people from the colter probably don't get it as well but these new pastas mcp makes really makes you think and get in-depth of the story's
You know that could be a possibility. Or I just dont fucking care.
Am i to fall on my sword at the feet of the moderators? Nah, ill just tell them to shove the sword up their asses.
Bigger problem...He did not like Mr.Rogers, but like Street sharks..He deserved to be hunted by a killer clown.
wooWOOF Im worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. That BITES!
I remember when I became an SJW just like it was yesterday. I was walking through a dark wood. I was alone. The full moon peaked shyly from among the tops of the trees, too coy to give me light to see. Yet I continued through the woods, slowly, ploddingly. And then, I saw it. It's eyes burning with malevolent rage, it's breath hot and thick on the freezing cold night.
An SJW.
Clothed in an XXL t-shirt emblazoned with the words "Male Tears = Delicious", it's corpusculent, asexual body was aglow with evil rage. It howled a horrible howl into the winter night. "SHIIIIIIITTTTLOOOOORRRRDDDD." And I did what any rational, STEM major atheist person would do. I stopped. I turned. And I ran.
As I ran, my athletic body dodged the trees with the grace and cunning of a gorgeous white tailed doe running from a gun shot. I turned, ever so briefly, and saw the SJW crashing clumsily through the trees, each 400 year old oak that stood in its path flattened by the rampaging feminist. And then I tripped over a gnarled root. In an instant, I knew my life as a computer engineer and professional bodybuilder was over. And then the SJW was on me, pinning my perfect body to the ground. I could bench 325 for reps, but it weighed too much. I was weak, xadies and xentlemen. Too weak.
It clawed at my flesh with hairy arms, hairy armpits, hairy legs. The hair on its head was cut short and dyed a curious shade of magenta. To this day the smell, a mix of corn nuts and estrogen, haunts me. I struggled until I could no longer struggle. My eyes teared up in defeat.
"Cisgendered, yes?" It snarled in pidgin English. "Delicious morsel of Cis scum. My blog will love. Oh, but just a bite. To destroy such delicious patriarchy, yes. Just one bite before I end your white, male privilege." I was to be eaten by this monster. To my left, a man in shining white armor stood by and looked at the scene, approvingly. The SJW took a long bite into my perfectly formed deltoid, the blood gushing from its mouth onto the cold surface of the ground below.
Suddenly, a shot rang out in the darkness. The SJW turned and looked, then howled in rage and fear. It scampered off into the night on all fours, it's white knight following just behind, whispering platitudes. A group of men in Guy Fawkes masks looked at my broken body, my life blood oozing from my perfect shoulders. They took me in. Nursed me in their home, a hoke they called 8chan.
But it was too late. I stopped being an egalitarian. I became a feminist.
My body began gaining weight rapidly. I began to accuse my saviors of being complicit in the oppression of minorities and women. My shoulders slumped and my nose looked more and more Jewish as the days went on. Then, before I knew it, I was writing articles about the differences in male and female armor in fantasy games for Polygon. My hair is blue when when it was once a glorious ebony. My penis is shriveled and shrimpy when it was once long and thick and firm. I used to be a pussy slaying alpha. I am a beta now.
I am an SJW. The transformation is complete. I feel the hunger. The energy. When the moon is full and raw, I will tweet about shirts. I will be sated.
Yeah you better not do a fucking thing, you fucking cunt. Increase your own fucking post count in your own fucking time.
I think forcefully trying to fuck someone is a lot worse than saying the word itself.
I've seen at least two toons that were just legs, torso, and genitals--no arms, and no head. That's what I mean by "weird." Just thinking about it gimme the jibbilies.
Using the arcenstick, the arcenstone is shoved down the urethra until it turns into a kidney stone and must be forced out by painful urination
fascinating, but have you ever tried not being such a tremendous faggot?
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!!?? What a concept -- completely politically incorrect
Mike in every single video: "It's like, fuckin', like, it's almost like, fuckin', like..."
people on this site are so immature. it makes me SICK.
What makes them so attractive? Is it like the forbidden fruit that isn't forbidden in the sense that we can act out our latent homosexual desires on the opposite sex?
Freud in innuendo heaven, please heed our call!
Stop being a baby. If you make your games shitty on purpose, then fine. If you want to make games that aren't shitty, then listen to criticism. The guy in the first comment didn't say anything nasty to you until you shit in your diaper about it.
This is actually a good game for children...I used to play this with my son when he was like 4 or 5 and he loves the shit out of dinosaurs and Godzilla. BTW dinosaurs and humans did indeed live together....the term 'dinosaur' is a new word not used until the 19th century....originally they were called Dragons, Behemoths or Leviathan. There are many tales of men slaying dragons aka dinosaurs...don't listen to your schools, they're all child molesters and liars.
I know how hard you work
Why are Dragon Ball GT and a Mesopotamian king are talking about Nazis?
"Stop living in the 90s." Can the doom community fuck off with this cancer? If we truly "stopped living in the 90's" we'd have stopped playing doom over a decade ago.
You dont have a brian! smart ass
FUĆKlNG SPAMING CUNTS. IF I EVER CATCH YOU I WILL STICK A CUNTING KNIFE THROUGH YOUR FUĆKlNG THROATS
I have possibly the world's stupidest death story. Somewhere in Russia not too long ago, a group of guys got together in a cabin and decided to get drunk. A few of them decided to prove how manly they were and started beating each other with frozen turnips. One guy then decided to up the take it up a notch and cut off his toes with a chainsaw. Moments later, his idiot friend took the chainsaw from him, said "watch this", and sawed his own head off with the chainsaw. The moral of this story is alcohol, chainsaws, and Russians should never be in the same place at the same time.
Eh, I’ll live. That’s one of the nice things about being a conservative– you get pretty thick skin pretty fast. And I almost feel sorry for Our Betters, the Liberals, in that regard ― when I find out a celebrity doesn’t share my politics, or that the media are lying about a story, or that some government program had the opposite of its intended effect, I just shrug, because that’s par for the course for us. Meanwhile, they have to expend god alone knows how much effort dodging reality every single day in order to keep the faith. It must be an exhausting way to live. At some point they should turn to the Dark Side, if only to catch their breath….
The best reason not to strike a woman today is that you will never be able to get rid of her afterwards.
Can u play five nights at fuckboys pls. Its a real game
I actually work with bees and people seem to fail to realize when they aren't flying they are crawling all over each other. When the bee that is standing on the actual surface loses his footing all the bees over him or using him for support take the fall with him. Almost every time we check on the hive we see this happen and when they hit the ground its similar spilling some water out of a bucket. Now as someone said about removing them from their hive and stuffing them in a bag for a long time....don't fuck with that bag...don't even hold it. I will stick my hand in a hive "carefully" before I stick a finger in a bag of bees from an unknown location
Well if history is any indication, they want to keep foreign powers locked in a war in the Middle East. After all it was the long bloody war between the USSR and militants in Afghanistan that was one of the main contributing factors of the Soviet Collapse. By 1987 when the USSR finally started to pull out of the country, they had already sunk millions if on billions of their currency and several thousands troops into what was more or less an unwinnable war. Combine that with a stagnated economy back home and it becomes pretty clear that the USSR was not long for this world. Even if things like Cherynobyl didn't happen.
It's not a tree... It's a tentacle!!!
Wow, this is really interesting. We've all seen cartoon characters being eaten alive by giant monsters and then escaping, and now the story transforms to the real life? Crazy stuff. Quite disgusting and questionable from the animal rights perspective but fascinating as hell. I've never even thought that this could be done.
You should go over to his dads place and play some Jew music
and by Jew music I mean a bunch of lizards hissing over a steady 4/4 beat
You should breed it with a bulldog
teachin kids that if santas lost his trousers stick a sword up his ass loool
Oh, and I renamed it. I suddenly had a thought that the words "dump" and "shit" didn't mix well in the title.
My second fort running has been annihilated by legendary weregirraffes.
I guess this one is for Zdoom zombies only.
If you don't like the way they're doing things in Louisiana, you can always move to a deep-blue Democrat wonder city like Detroit, whose economy is flourishing after generations of unchallenged left-wing dominance.
Actually, the bigger the black hole, the smaller the tidal effects. With a black hole of (say) 100 million solar masses, such as you will find in the core of an elliptical galaxy, a human being could pass through the event horizon without even noticing the tidal forces. With an ordinary stellar black hole, it is just as you say.
Of course, the tidal forces continue to increase after passing the event horizon, and increase (in theory) to infinity at the singularity, so a few seconds later our hypothetical human would be stretched into quantum spaghetti. And because he was already inside the black hole, no force in the universe could prevent him from reaching that point.
Ours is a broken society. Because fat girls sat on it
Dear Harvard Law Students,
My condolences about all the sand, with respect to your vaginas.
Signed,
Shut the Fuck Up You Whiny Shits
John Romero's Head on a pike. The real one, that is.
"The earth's climate has been changing for billions of years, but our secret organization has found a way to freeze it right where it is. Send us money to help!"
It's not nice to make fun of nazis, actually. Of course you know jack shit about them cause your a roblox queer.
They are looking at everything but the glaring factor: radiofrequency radiation has exploded into the environment. See the presentation on study of mice from Johns Hopkins scientist, and other presentations, at C4ST in the MD Symposium. For heaven's sake, voltage gated calcium exchanges are flipped on, and blood brain barrier is harmed and therefore, leaks, and hormones that protect sleep and from cancers are depleted by the RF allowed by FCC. The industry RUNS everything, thus, the science showing the harm of RF and microwaves is suppressed or ignored. We are no longer at "let's take precautions." We are at emergency action time here to save people, including fetuses, from radiofrequency radiation - a biological hazard.
The leftist longs to have even that minimal responsibility removed ― picking between Charmin and Angel Soft is just too much for them; they need government-issue toilet paper.
>>459 Given the quality of stuff that state owned enterprises produce, I think wiping my ass with a pine cone would be better than government issue toilet paper.
There has not been any conclusive studies that show an association between smoking marijuana and gynecomastia.
Overrated. Wind power is more effective in my opinion.
mike's wang started the mike's wang joke because it is a sentient wang
This was a good video but I got really spooked when mike started talking about skeletons, and how there could even be one inside you.
To be fair, all these people can't keep his penis "out of their mouth".
pamela anderson requiring an introduction has irrevocably aged me.
Can you start a separate channel where it's just you trying to say words like "polka dot" and "robot" over and over?
When I first saw the thumbnail I thought he actually had a giant flaming
penis with a mega-sperm emerging.
Agreed. The whole point to this character existing is "look at me, I am gay. I exist to be gay and am all about being gay." Now that I wrote that down maybe art does imitate life?
You were also an invention created by accident
I would like to offer myself to a scientific institute as a test subject to be sent into a black hole. If there are any people who know how I could make this dream a reality please contact me. This is not a joke. I am completely Sincere in my proposition.
It's topics like this that make me not want to have kids. Not because I am afraid of something like "birth trauma" but because I am afraid of becoming the kind of woman in which every little goddamn thing that doesn't reaffirm my sense of goddess-like birth wonder causes me to assume that I am being violated in some sense.
I use it all the time, it works well. I get dry lips a lot. I think it's because I can't breathe through my nose a lot. My nose is crooked and sometimes I can only breathe through one nostril, especially at night. I sleep with my mouth open a lot. Not sure why, I remember I got a soccer ball kicked into my nose as a kid and my nose bleed a lot because of it. Also I used to snort cocaine, that might have something to do with it. I talked to my doctor about it and asked if he could refer me to a specialist, but he basically just told me to use chapstick and drink more water.
If you're in a rut, spear a hog.
All I heard was "ERMERGERD! THE DOSBOX SPLASH SCREEN HERTZ MEY ANUS!"
Life would be so much better if there were lolis doing random jobs. Imagine a place where jobs like baristas, librarians, mechanics, farmers, missionaries, barbers, bakers, and mail/package delivery were all done by lolis. I would be able to wake up, check to see if I got a package by the loli mailgirl, walk down the street to get a coffee made by a loli, walk across the street and get some cookies made by a loli, and then walk home.
Literally for once in my life I would feel like I could see the point in having a job, because then I could be around lolis. It would also get me out of my room more than now. As things are now I haven't ever had a job and I haven't left the house in two months.
Yes. This game is basically a shitty version of Corpse Party.
I'm sorry, I thought this was a book about birth control and Jesus, but it appears to be written in FORTRAN.
"she is naked with nudity".... best comment ever lol oh no, she should be naked with clothes
The sulfur chemistry of FOOF remains unexplored, so if you feel like whipping up a batch of Satan's kimchi, go right ahead.
And I suppose naming my rival in Pokemon "Dicks" ruins the immersion?
you make my skin crawl
I don't think you understand, the people you say that are so called Christians, and promote terrible things, are not actually Christians! If you where a Christian you would understand what's right and wrong, just because you're nice doesn't mean your going to heaven! You have to believe in god! Love him! Love that Jesus Christ died on the cross! And just think about this, Jesus suffered and suffered, got whipped, and got hung on an old cross. Just because he didn't want us to go to hell, I don't understand how you can even live like that! If you're one of those weird people that thinks the earth is a million years old, well that was proven wrong when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon! If you don't know what I mean, I'll explain it for your little brain, Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon, thinking that he would sink down in the dust of the moon. Because he thought since the moon was here for millions and millions of years, there should be a Clapton of dust! Well... There wasn't, so there is how evolution doesn't exists or the Big Bang.
I like how you can seduce people now with WoL.
I lost a war to Charlemagne but at least I'm banging his wife.
One clean slice would have fixed it all. Good job not cutting off your dick, now you're going to die.
Societal constructs limit us to acknowledging only two genders... I have always believed that gender is more like a rainbow. The only condition you may suffer from is the "Human" condition:) Thanks for sharing, you are beautiful.
Here is a known thing: the error bar in the estimates of CO2 from biomass decay exceeds the entire amount of CO2 emission attributed to humans.
Upon reflection, what Leftists resemble are not herbivores, but pets. They take no responsibility for their own survival; their ideology makes them smug in the illusory assurance that Master will always look after them. And they sneer at the unkempt coats and unfat bellies of the animals who know how to fend for themselves. They mistake their incapacity for superiority, and take their weakness as a badge of bon ton. Because you know, strength is so gauche, and so unequal.
NUCKEAR WEAPONS DO NOT EXIST ... NEITHR DOES DARK MATTER, BLAC HOLES, PULSARS AND THE BIG BANG....
He's asking whether there is any kind of link between posting on this website using a personal identification code, and impecuniousness.
Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means you value your relationship more than your ego
I had a dream in which I was an event planner for a space race. It was fun until the tentacles part then things just got weird.
It's a flattering offer, but no, thank you. It is, however, only reasonable
for me to explain why, so here's why:
1) To implement your algorithm would require me to gain information from
you, and this has historically proved to be a daunting and fruitless task;
2) there is the risk that, were I to implement your algorithm, this might in
some way be seen as my endorsement of its validity, and I have my reputation
to think of;
3) I have better things to do with my time.
In many ways, radical Islam is tailor made for Leftists: without any accomplishments, without anything to offer anyone, you get to think of yourself as holy and superior. And you get a free pass on killing and raping anyone who disagrees with you. What's not to like?
Fake Rihanna videos are actually a virus don't click!