[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 22:44

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802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 02:11

Several years working in inner city hospitals never once did I meet a black as smart as Seen on TV

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 09:55

TL;DR: fucking Austrians paved the way for US economic and military domination.

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 09:56

>>800
#notmymom

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 14:37

Mercedes Lackey...I realized why that name sounded familiar. You see her books in thrift stores a lot. Usually, they're in pristine condition.

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 20:49

Hurricanes…more laws, raise taxes
Tornado[e]s…more laws, raise taxes
Hot…more laws, raise taxes
Cold…more laws, raise taxes
Flooding…more laws, raise taxes
Drought…more laws, raise taxes
Earthquakes…more laws, raise taxes
Missing Child…more laws, raise taxes
Someone Offended…more laws, raise taxes
…

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7945 16:56

Until I started studying radical feminism, I never thought of ‘normal’ as an achievement.

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7945 19:49

First of all, I must say that I’ve been waiting a long time to see this movie. Given the good and user rating review higher than I expected this movie to be excellent. Oh boy was I disappointed. Initially, the film was a great start, but after that everything started to go to Japan, so oddly enough, it completely changed the Japanese animation. The effects of watching this movie, I was so disastrous that I felt compelled, for the first time, write a review to warn people who do not like Japanese animation, to avoid this movie. I mean, seriously, AVOID !! I was also sad to see the animated Disney Disney lost MOJO

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7946 04:33

boon

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7946 04:35

mega boon

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7947 01:01

Aggrotech i fucking LOVE because you DONT SOUND LIKE A FUCKING GERBIL GETTING ASSRAPED.

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7947 02:20

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813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7947 13:22

If it were possible to go back into time to, say, 1940 to ask a White, bow-tied, pipe-smoking liberal Ivy League college professor what he expected conditions to be like several generations after Blacks had been granted full equality, and then to pose the same question to a White, gap-toothed, tobacco-chewing Deep South farmer with an eighth-grade education, whose answer would most closely reflect the way things really are today?

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7947 14:03

But the god of the Muslims is real because we are scared of those guys and hope they don’t hurt us.

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7948 02:09

"If you where an 65yo old attention whore who could only get the media's limelight by cutting off your cock on live TV my love."

Kinda wordy......!

"Pimped by the Kardashians"

Hmmm.....I'm not married to it!

This is tougher than I thought.

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7948 12:59

It's also reminiscent of the scene in Superman 3 (1983) when the computer possesses the villain's sister, covers her with machine parts and turns her into a minion robot, another scene notorious for scaring kids back in the day. Who would've thought that the idea of being captured and possessed by a giant evil force and getting horribly, seemingly irreversibly deformed while the creepy sound of terrified screams fills the room would scare kids?

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7948 21:38

But, hey, the wild time of dial-up BBSes, Usenet, FidoNet and such was neat. Now, it's all fast, politrectally correct and heavily regulated.

Information Super Autobahn

With all lamers doing 30 on the inside lane with their blinkers on.

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7949 14:41

It's clear that the culture of the Forgotten Realms discriminates against the transgendered and won't let that poor elf change her sex and name on her character sheet.

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7949 19:45

The origin of 'shitlord': Meet the woman so heroically PC that she had to invent a new insult

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7949 21:10

From what you just read, the problem with this book is not that it is dirty, it's that it has sentence structure equaling that of a mentally handicapped lemon.

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7951 16:13

POOPCAR is DRIVING TO SPACE !!! WE are all going to die from all of this poop oxygen!!!

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7951 17:37

It’s kinda funny how nothing quite makes these special snowflakes as bunny-boiling mad as quoting their own words. On the other hand, ‘People quoting me accurately makes me so angry,’ does seem like something a mentally ill person might say.

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7951 19:52

It is possible that you have never heard, or never cared to remember, my case that a certain US Party is only cosmetically different from when they ran explicitly White Supremacist platforms. You may have heard of the recent high profile event this year, where they orchestrated the burning of minority neighborhoods. Their base insists that this was proper, and not at all racist.

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7952 15:28

Yep, me too!!!!! This is worse that Mickysofts stupid paper-clip saying "Hey, i think you are writing a letter!". Now the Google search is trying to tell me what it thinks i want to search for!! Worse than a woman. Please Google, just because CPU's and broadband are fast enough to do somethung annoying, it doesn't mean you HAVE to do it.

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7952 18:33

As a general rule Xers tend to be black humour bastard, but they have a spine. Millenials instead are more like water balloons. They immediately think, say and believe they are all natural winners. Which lasts precisely upvtovthe first hurdle. At which point they collapse into a whiny puddle of piss.

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7952 23:51

Actually, translation error could be only in "impale the scum". Russian variant is about vertical impalement through rectum.

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7953 02:32

<@pronto> Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book.
<@pronto> The future is stupid.

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7953 04:50

>>827
I really like this one

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 12:55

Eventually his head went so far up his anus that it created a singularity, collapsing his site along with it.

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 18:20

Guessing that spastic lefties will freak out when someone thwarts them in the smallest way is like predicting that a flipped coin will land. Not a high hurdle to overcome.

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 01:20

They had to call it something. However, they needed a label in between "pretentious wankers up their own ass with themselves" and "musicians with real talent and training not limiting themselves to banal formulaic bullshit." They picked something in between that makes everyone unhappy, and that's all you can ask for.

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 12:26

>>831 I'm intrigued

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7956 23:35

"The left also rules corporate America, media, intelligence, education (K to doctorate), much of medicine, on and on."

That's the funny part. They've spent all this time and effort taking over these big, centralized bureaucracies, just in time for those bureaucracies to become obsolete.

Big Business is a dinosaur, mass media is dying, no sane person wants to send their kids to a state-run school any more, doctoring is about to be devastated by medical engineering.

And, without the power of those bureaucracies to do their will, SJWs will be reduced to those crazy old ladies pushing shopping carts down the street and rambling about how you're raping them whenever you look at them.

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7957 03:59

Hi, I'm Jack, and I'm an ASMRtist. I don't have time for your ableism or your ignorance, so if you make some stupid-ass comment about autistic people or yet another unoriginal, unfunny comment about the volume of my videos, you're auto-banned. IDGAF. If you don't know what ASMR is, there are pleeeeenty of resources to educate yourself with. Go do it. I don't have the spoons for your negativity or your intentional density.

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7957 18:23

What is mean "FYI"? "F@ck You Idiot"???

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7958 00:09

WELLLLLL..... there's a bit more to the story, lol. I did a few other less-than-favorable things (vandalizing school bathrooms, desks, stealing books from the book-it truck, and one time I poured Elmer glue down all the band teams musical instrumemts, hacking the schools training computers (which were apple II gs's if I remember correctley) to display ascii penises), but the defining moment was that doom art. it was a Catholic school and they had suspended me a year earlier just for bringing in a copy of mortal kombat for Sega that I was loaning to a buddy.

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7958 19:12

>>I expect a set of twelve silvered SJW skulls for my dinner table by the time this is over.

I'd have thought you'd make mugs from their skulls, but they are SJW's, The best one could make from them is some thick walled shot glasses.

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7959 00:38

When i was kid i also joined a kid cuisine cult and all we ate was kid cuisine. They don't let you leave and whenever the pudding touches the corn we take it as a sign from the kid cuisine gods and have a feast.
Help me.

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7959 12:35

Seriously this would be like the black panthers complaining that the sun is racist because its white instead of black which has nothing to do with racism at all.

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7959 12:38

Doom 1/2, however, is that girl that you end up marrying. Brutal Doom is the harlot that you cheat on your wife with, but you always end up returning to your one true love...

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7959 17:22

It's freedom of speech. It's a properly democratic country. If you want to deficate on the central reservation on a road you can I have seen it with my own eyes. No one cares

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7959 17:39

Bill Clinton was indeed Alpha but, as bob mando pointed out, he was also a complete dumpster-diver. (I mean, Juanita Broaddrick? Seriously?) The two aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7960 07:05

Can't tell if surrealist masterpiece or just horrifying children show.

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7960 14:23

>>843
Teletubbies?

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7960 16:14

I find myself trying to pull back on the steering wheel to go over traffic in front of me every so often...

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7960 17:24

>>843 Winne the Pooh Heffalumps and woozles episode?

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7960 19:08

>>843 that one "Adventures of Mark Twain" episode where they talk to an angel named "Satan"?

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7961 01:47

Plan B
Stop making national security a conservative priority.
When leftists push getting rid of missile defense or whatnot, then let them.
When leftists push policies that make us more vulnerable to pandemics, then let them.
When leftists do things that make it harder to stop terrorists, then let them.

Remember that they mostly live in cities and that we don't.

Let them kill themselves off.

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7961 02:06

>>844,846,847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kooJZ-8bVU8

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7961 15:34

I had beaten Shaq Fu multiple times. One day after beating it, I laid the cartridge down in the middle of the street, and watched it get run over by a car.

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7961 16:18

I used to longingly look at all the Infocom titles and want to play, but I knew I wasn't smart enough for those kinds of games. They were hard, they were for people who read Pär Lagerkvist. Well, now I know differently.

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7962 04:45

I try to stay chipper about Rachel Dolezal and the rest of this stuff, but it's not really funny, is it? More and more levers of civilization appear to be in the hands of the clinically insane.

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7962 14:40

Dude manlybadass hero what is this "Only one video you need". It's a hentai game (not that someone isn't a judgemental hypocrit). I don't get it....Like...what da fuq I see nuuuuuuuu you ruined my history you shall pay and I thought it was some innocent chibi anime...

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7962 15:08

"If you think you can produce technology without caring about people, you either misunderstand tech, or you are happy to limit your pool of contributors to people with a lot of privilege and a thick skin, i.e. the usual suspects: aggressive young white men"


So, by not being a caring inclusivist, and by limiting your pool of contributors to those evil rotten privilagist straight white guys, you still get 99.99999% of those capable of contributing. Works for me.

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7962 20:20

Once again a great video! Are you going to make any more Legend of The Galactic Heroes videos? Many kids enjoy watching the exciting space battles and long dialogues about politics. It would net you lots of views.

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7963 01:34

God you sound like a sexy beasts
no homo

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7963 13:54

LOOK OUT! MY LIGHT VISION TELLS ME THAT HE HAS A BULLET GUN

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7964 14:44

Just because you have crazy, violent Buttsex with other guys does not make you gay :/

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7964 15:31

Racism is bad because it judges people by the color of their skin, and it's all the fault of white people.

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7965 13:08

Hitler had a dachshund. I told to designers if Wolf 3D to make that a part of the final boss battle, but do they listen to me? NO!

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7966 13:18

The battle between real humans and cultural marxists is one in which no quarter can be given, simple as that...

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7967 00:13

I like to watch camwhores and jack off when some dumbfuck pays that cunt to take off her bra.

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7967 13:51

Keep that in mind the next time you hear SJWs complaining about how terrible, awful, and very bad GamerGate is. We dream of better games. They dream of collective suicide.

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7968 01:01

I used to be addicted to Realm of The Mad God. Not sure what to think about the game right now but it was traumatizing and it was an abusive relationship. Help me, man, I'm going to return eventually...

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7968 15:28

>>864
it's completely unrelated but you should check out the short film MAD GOD by Phil Tippett, it's good

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7968 20:13

I see a meme online that's really funny, and then it's just like gone. And I need another one
the meme just dies, and then, that's it

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7969 02:08

Imps are women. Doomguy is a guy. Samus isn't a woman she's a suit of armor like masterchief who is also a woman.

Doom4 guy is a cybernetic rogue imp raised by human parents.

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7969 13:45

People who lack meaning, challenge and fulfillment in their lives find the most ridiculous things to get up in arms over.

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7969 16:55

If SJWs want gamers to play games that aren't offensive, they can go program some non-offensive game that is so enjoyable, no gamer has a desire to play the offensive ones.

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7969 18:16

Kind of an empty victory, like when your lifelong love obsession finally starts paying attention to you after she has 5 kids and gains 100 pounds. The institution of marriage was infiltrated and destroyed by the government long ago.

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7970 13:36

Yes, it was a shame that all the Buddhist temples in Germany were destroyed between 1944 and 1946 because people thought they were Nazi bunkers.

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7970 19:07

So basically if you insist on sexually assaulting a child then you're substantially less likely to get caught if that child happens to be autistic.

If anything you're doing them a favor. Most autists act like they seriously need to get laid.

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7970 20:32

As Farix has pointed out, wikipedia is about verifiability, not truth. An established source has (erroneously) classified Saber as a Tsundere, which makes it more important than if the truth is that Saber is/is not one. Well, I guess that's just how the system works.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 08:38

Somethinggggggggg I hate about terfs is their ahistorical-ness

I just had someone @ me with some thing about how in olden times pirates would throw pregnant ALLCAPS WOMEN overboard like

How do you know the gender of a bunch of people from hundreds of years ago you never met? Fuck you

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 08:49

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876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 17:33

At the end of the day, more American students will pay more in owed student loan debt over the next 10 years than Greeks will their pay of their outstanding debt.

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 19:14

Any chance of getting that "Autostart plugin" option available to be made as a button? It'd be great to be able to use that functionality without having to use a panel. Thanks for the consideration.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 21:11

Hey, new Zappa album!

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7971 23:14

a boomerang attacking the seattle space needle's imouto

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 02:38

Is it still pretentious if the story includes a scene where a guy punches a leprechaun in the balls? Because he totally does. Bam! Right in the lucky charms.

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 02:52

This guy isn't dead. He's alive and kicking and resides in Michigan. His name is Melbourne Fronk and is currently employed to remove bird droppings from government buildings. Apparently he was recently arrested for exposing his genitals to a female bus driver when asked for his ticket.

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 04:28

I'm pretty sure the Kihunters are spitting saliva at you.

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 05:14

thanks!

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 09:02

here we go again, high everybody. first tiem I've been sober and awake at the same time since Last Thrusday. babydoll what's the agenda for the day? What do you want to do? running? acourse you'd want to go running. it's ighty bright out and the light hurts my eyes. maybe do a nighttime run. yeah, I gotta go to the store anyway I'm out of liquor. i' am a re stless. let's fuck darling. Iknow you're sore from last time, but let's gie it a go anywa. I done herard that you were a dogfucker that you done fooled around with that Winniebago when you was in middle shool. how is it? i got a dog here, you see. but she's my sweetheart two, my second baby. no fuckingallowed. shipshap, get on outta here dg, daddy is havingspecial time with sweetheart. you taste like pussyhoney, babe. you been cheeating on me with perfumem soap? I know the soap os good, but you can't shove it up your asshole lke that. my circumscision kit came in the mail the otherd day. let's do some homemade penisocectomyies. shii naa we can wrangle up a coupe of neighbors of imne no obdy will miss 'em. just kidding just kidding we still gotta kill that there tulpafag tough he's shut up maybehe wa kill by his tulap. fuck soap. let's fuck soap.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 13:59

Oh, so you mean that's what they did to Justin Beiber?

And here this whole time I thought they stuck him on a spike and ate his pasty, veal-esq flesh.

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7972 19:40

I love diarrhea.

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7973 08:00

I was one of the first people who started the MLP fandom 'meme'. Yeah, that's how it all began; Me and some other fellows from /co/ IRC thought it would be funny to pretend to like MLP, a random kid's show. We didn't think too hard about it, we figured it harmless fun. How couldn't we at the time? But we should have considered what potential damage this would cause if it really worked. Not just to 4chan, but unbeknownst to us, eventually the entire internet. It wasn't long before people started taking it seriously and giving MLP a chance, and what do you know, people who actually ENJOYED this fucking kid's show emerged. We were stunned, and the joke wasn't funny anymore. We had to stop things before it got out of hand. Unfortunately, they spread like cancer. Even after ending our involvement the MLP trend grew and grew, we couldn't prevent it. It engulfed the board and soon 4chan. We even tried coming clean about the troll we made, but it was too late, and we were ignored or called trolls (ironically).

I'm sorry /v/, I really am. A day doesn't pass by where I don't cringe and hate myself for what I did. Those friends I mentioned I can't even speak to anymore, since they ended up giving in to the trend and becoming ponies themselves. This has all made me uncomfortable enough that I'm considering moving on from the internet. But before I do this, if you could somehow see it in your hearts to forgive me I would appreciate it. But even if you do, the damage has already been done and there's no way I can make up for it, and that will always haunt me.

Sometimes I wonder, if we hadn't did what we did, could this all have been avoided? I wonder...

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7973 14:42

The sparseness of characterization is such that 'Doomguy' is potentially a different character in the mind of every player, as evidenced by the way people are projecting different traits onto him in this very thread.

Some people imagine him as a desperate survivor with his back against the wall, some people see him as a calm, collected soldier, some people imagine him as an imp rapist, while others imagine him as a manic one-liner-spewing Duke Nukem wannabe.

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7973 16:35

We'll talk some other time, I'm sure. i don't really care about your grammar, and I might be a little autistic. You're smarter than most people who post here. Who cares if you throw in a whom for who or say something is ten times smaller, among us friends. There's a famous architect with your name and a famous painter with my name, so we could be friends, I guess. I'm on facebook.

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7973 16:43

>>887
This comment is a bunch of lies. If there's an origin to the MLP craze, it was a thread on plus4chan's /co/ (and some others on 4chan's /co/) on the new Hasbro's channel The Hub. First it was ironically, then a known name popped up as an exec producer on a new upcoming MLP show and that piked people's interest. Keep in mind that /co/ had just been following a fucking Ruby Gloom show weeks prior to MLP's tv debut and you can see why it didn't exactly need an IRC troll for it to burst like a pumpkin flower or a really painful zit.

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7973 17:38

What in the everlasting fuck are you talking about? You know what, never mind, it sounds like some white people Western bullshit that I don't want to get into.

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 01:50

But cant face shub-*****rath(unbelievable) what can I do??

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 14:41

I'm sorry a Doom PWAD didn't cum in your mouth but you've only got yourself to blame for that expectation.

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 17:08

CW2 may not be necessary. Go for the head(s) of the snakes.
Dismantle academia. Disempower the fed.
You will find sjw's wherever there are high-paying jobs with no skills required.
Destroy these jobs/institutions and the war is over.
Render sjw's unemployable.

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 19:18

>>They have the reverse Midas Touch, where everything they set their hands to turns to shit.

One of my favorite bits of trivia is that there's actually a term for that in Spanish: manos de intestinos .

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 02:14

An antivirus is a program determined to delete anything in your PC minor the viruses. So if your antivirus deleted a program, you can rest assured that it was not a virus.

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 14:19

Apple is less a "walled garden" and more a playpen for toddlers.

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 14:42

Gothic99. People usually open map01, give it a laugh and delete the wad quickly, but I've made the terrible mistake of actually playing a game on it. It was like coming home drunk and finding all the walls and doors moved and resized. You need to go to the toilet, but you keep hurting yourself on stupidly shaped doorframes, breaking vases because you expected them elsewhere, you try to switch on the light and put your finger into an electrical socket instead, until you finally trip over a chair and puke in your lap, because the new wallpaper pattern is making your head spin. And you sit there in a mess, crying with hopeless confusion, and you still need to go to the toilet. That's how playing Gothic99 feels.

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 16:47

Ryu is literally the original shota

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 17:47

And remember, we're talking 90's anime here so that means slightly less uguu and uke shit and more dudes exploding into gore shit.

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