[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

101 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 00:54

Work less. Go on welfare. There's literally no benefit to working hard. All you get is punched in the face.

102 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 01:56

You can feel the c°ck-deprivation in the way she behaves!

103 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7517 21:14

I have a VR game horror story. Ready everyone? I know you won't believe me but...

I had a Virtual Boy once. One day, my Mom took it. She refuses to give it back, to this day. I should note that I'm 27 and do not live with my parents. So what did I do to make her refuse to give it back?

Nothing. She likes it. She plays it nearly every day. The Virtual Boy. Still, to this day.

Im sorry you all had to hear that.

104 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7518 10:17

look shut up guys if we're going to play who's the coolest guy on the internet by saying what old or new tracks are better than bad apple and knew him before he was cool, there's a shout from 2008 february who knew it before you did!

105 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7519 00:45

I really had to fart while watching this..

106 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7519 02:34

Cirno pees frozen urine

107 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7519 13:52

There are two Americas. In one America, people understand economics. In the other America, people vote for Democrats.

108 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7520 14:12

This is way more funny than it is

109 Name: (″･ิд･ิ)っ-̾ : 1993-09-7521 15:00

I really need to close this browser and get to work.

Or at least take a shower.

110 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7521 20:49

If he only knew what his work meant to me as a lonely fat kid. I wish him happiness.

111 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7522 09:02

"hang on imma go fuck with this elephant ABABBAAABABABABABABAB!!!"
http://i.imgur.com/os66vGe.gif

112 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7523 17:38

Anyway, like the old joke goes, there's tons of women in CompSci, just not very many of them.

113 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7524 20:01

If the earth isn't cooling, then explain why british hospitals are forced to burn dead babies just to stay warm.

114 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7525 00:09

You look like your goddamned nipple is going to fucking fly off your titty into the mesosphere take that shit out and put in a normal ring like what is that. What are you trying to prove? You got special nippitty doos or something? No bitch. Your nipple looks like fucking Hermes.

115 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7525 00:19

People are having "Arduino VS Lego Mindstorms" fight

116 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7525 18:02

Don't be so harsh on the gays. It's understandable that they're so butthurt. Just look at all the shit they have to go through.

117 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7525 22:05

why kanji's exist :'(

118 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7526 01:23

Mark finish into a fox butt ;o

119 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7529 03:44

Beer Gear Paul...lk. Go home beer gear paul. There's no K in your name. You're drunk.

120 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7530 22:14

The most important thing about this upload is that the name "Pungbarn" translates to norwegian as "Scrotum-child" I can`t believe you forgot to mention it...

121 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7532 12:40

WTF U talking about!? Doom 2 is da shit! Don't cook on Doom 2

122 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7534 19:59

I don't know that how to consume energy in sleep mode and  how to cheak Online Psychic

OBVIOUSLY NOT A VERY GOOD PSYCHIC BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FORESEE THE BAN THAT HAS BEEN IMPOSED ON YOUR ACCOUNT FOR POSTING SPAM.

123 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7535 00:12

I'm 22 and my parents get annoyed when I don't eat with them or take my food to my room. It's kind of cringe-worthy thinking about how they act sometimes but I guess it's because my older sibling ran out of the house so early and they still want someone around.

124 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7535 01:10

In politics, Conservatives and Liberals can’t stand each other. Each acts as if the other is purposely causing them pain, and in reality, each is. Liberal ACCs are repulsed by our willingness to tolerate in-the-moment-pain now, to facilitate reduced in-the-moment-pain later, while Conservative amygdalae are freaked out by the Liberal’s willingness to create potential in-the-moment-pain later, all to reduce in-the-moment-pain now.

125 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7535 01:26

this mod makes me wanna track down the author and cut his guzzard out

126 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7536 20:32

lactating cheeseburgers

127 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7537 13:15

>Je rigole machiavéliquement en disant « Meurs, hideuse créature ! »

128 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7538 01:12

Lame. I am not sitting through 6 min of a computer masturbating. Animation should have writers, actors, producers and animators

129 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7538 03:41

Hi Guys, I was having a quiet walk along the canal side when I felt the urge to loosen my clothes and enjoy the sun on my skin. I sat on lock gates felt the cold hard steel on my bare ass, and played with myself while the boats went past I had just brought a new set of monster anal beads so I began to test them out, they we a tight fit but ooh so good. I have been playing so long I had not noticed the time and suddenly needed a pee, there was no one about so I decided to stay where I was and dribble down the concrete slab….. I do love being outside, just a pity there was only me on the canal side I would have enjoyed a little company.,,….maybe next time

130 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7538 16:29

Thanks for reminding me. If we can't have cock player sprites or anything fowl, then what other small attacking animal creature could the Morph Ovum work with?

131 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7538 19:38

No, you see windows xp will EXPIRE soon and then it won't work anymore, and if you try to use it you'll get all of the viruses and all your credit cards will be sold in vending machines in Russia, and all your children will hate you and go OH MOM.

132 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7539 13:37

Just a suggestion made anonymously online. ^^

Giving advice to a fella in need. He has a set of skills he can capitalise on.
But if you can help people i guess that's better? I mean the guy could make a fetish website 'The pussy drowner' Or something. Then provide links to all of those cat drowning products that are on the market and take a juicy commission.
Or fill it with links to other fetish websites and make a couple of bucks a month through advertising.
I like the charity one.

133 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7539 21:33

He's lucky I don't read many manga that's for sure, it also helps that I have a pantyhose tights fetish and will continue to read for that alone, but the story is good and is funny I'll give it that.

134 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7539 23:54

Were you literally dumb enough to say "giant jew nose and stars" as though nobody would call you out on it?

135 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7541 02:14

The angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the mass of the ass, providing the heat of the meat is constant.

Duh and/or Hola.

136 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7541 21:03

I clung to liberal fantasies as long as I could. It is pleasant to feel oneself superior to mean-spirited conservatives. Agreeable delusion fought a slow, losing battle against disagreeable reality.

137 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 03:54

Shamelessness is the lube that greases the asshole of a civilization about to get rammed into obliteration.

138 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7542 16:55

Best derogatory term for the English - strangely enough, the German "Inselaffen", or "Island Monkey".

139 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7544 18:05

TNT is (In my opinion) the best Doom IWAD by far, Plutonia however can go fuck itself with an on fire cactus.

140 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7545 22:54

Just stopping by to remind everyone that Plutonia is the best IWAD and that if you dislike it you're wrong and have terrible taste and probably do horrible things to your fellow man and planet, like mind control deer to rape children.

141 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7546 11:15

Very messy… CLEAN UP ON ISLE SEX

142 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 14:45

Hi, I'm Morrigan.
I'm 17 years old.
I really like orange juice, and Asians.
This is my photography account.

143 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7547 22:55

A giant monster that destroys cities and leaves millions dead, dying or homeless.

In many ways it's the story of Obama.

144 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7548 16:58

Democrat policies make everything worse, which Democrats blame on Republicans, which majority of voters agree with (thanks to MSM/Hollywood/TV), which keeps Democrats in power, which results in the implementation of more Democrat policies which make everything worse, which Democrats blame on Republicans, which majority of voters agree with (thanks to MSM/Hollywood/TV), which...

145 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7550 03:56

Utilizing Doom's game engine idiosyncrasies in order to push the dildo in an inch deeper does not a challenge make.

146 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7550 23:35

Scientifically speaking, Coal and Diamond are both forms of carbon. Furthermore, if Coal is compressed in heart. It will turn into Diamond.

147 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7551 05:20

snowballing is when you cum in a girl's mouth and then she kisses you and you swap cum.

148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7553 02:36

No! Not a Christian thing! I don't believe in God! I just don't want giant blue alien breasts on my smartphone/computer screen, polygon or not! Your standards of "Safe for Work" are very different from mine, apparently.

149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7553 05:13

Throw your hands in the air 'cause property is robbery!

150 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7554 01:11

While it never surprised me to discover that "liberal" groups included more vegetarians/vegans than "conservative" groups, I was totally flabbergasted when it became clear that "liberals" are a very sickly crowd. Every "liberal" group we hosted included a large percentage of members, aside from the vegetarians/vegans, who were lactose intolerant, gluten-sensitive, or deathly allergic to one or more of the items on the menu. Meanwhile, the overwhelming majority of the people attending "conservative" conventions cheerfully ate whatever the hell we put in front of them.

151 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7554 16:34

i wish i was dead

152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7554 17:21

>>151 I'll be right over!

153 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7554 17:29

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

154 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7554 17:30

My privilege is my intelligence. It's hardly my fault that the other side correctly sees itself as being disadvantaged and underprivileged.

155 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7557 00:31

I was in a bathroom stall when somebody walked in talking on their cell phone and stepped up to a urinal. As soon as I heard the zipper I started making armpit farts until he hung up.

156 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7559 17:27

Dangle your penis in front of the mower, a bit like leading a pig with a carrot on a stick. It's highly exciting. "Will this be the day I chop my winkle off?" You do need quite a gargantuan penis, not a problem for me (as many broken and weeping women will attest), but I get the impression everyone else here has little ones like toothpicks with an olive on the end. ;)

157 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7559 21:05

If I understand college administrators correctly, colleges are hotbeds of racism and rape that everyone should be able to attend.

158 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7560 08:37

^ Your OS is a whore and MSE isn't doing anything to your OS that it doesn't want to be done to it!

159 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7562 19:13

Tell you what, if the gates to hell open suddenly then I come to your house and you provide the swords and the red health potions. If however the world turns into a post apocalyptic wasteland with rampaging mutants and zombies then you come to my house and I provide the shotguns and black leather jackets.

160 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7569 22:54

I don't know if Israeli tanks existed in WWII and a few years after, but their modern day tanks are incredible, for example the Merkava Mk. 4.

161 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7570 15:28

finally, a decent time machine to 1995

162 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7571 14:38

I CURSE ALL KIDS,BABIES,CHILDREN ,FATHERS,MOTHERS,PRE GNANTS AND MAN,WOMAN FERTILITY AND ALL EVANGELIQUES,ALL AUTHORITIES TO DEATH IN NAME OF FATHER SON HOLYSPIRIT,I CONDENM ALL KIDS,BABIES,CHILDREN ,FATHERS,MOTHERS,PRE GNANTS AND MAN,WOMAN FERTILITY AND ALL EVANGELIQUES,ALL AUTHORITIES TO LAKE OF FIRE AND SULFUR IN NAME OF FATHER SON HOLYSPIRIT,DELETE THIS REVIEW ADMIN RETARDED,ASSFUCKED,C UM SWALLOWER

163 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7572 14:18

You could get it in if you approached with enough speed. And yes, I am aware that that's what she said.

164 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7572 14:48

It's common knowledge that life isn't worth living, anyhow.

165 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7573 01:17

>>164 is this what jesus died for?

166 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7574 02:38 

Eat Elephant Feces!

167 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7574 13:49

>>165 jesus died for lack of oxygen to the brain.

(captcha: goy)

168 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7574 18:42

I, too, feared the lumpiness.

169 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7574 19:40

I used to pirate them and play them, now, thanks to steam, i buy them and don't play them.

170 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7575 16:13

To wit, the liberal philosphy in a nutshell:

If you are black/white/hispanic/asian/LGBT and we agree on anything in politics or values = good person
If you are black/white/hispanic/asian/LGBT and we disagree on anything in politics or values =  evil racist bigoted hate speaking Oreo Uncle Tom hatemonger who must be destroyed.

171 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7580 17:39

As much as I disagree with the irresponsibility of getting a degree you can't pay for, watching higher education burn for their crimes would bring great pleasure.

172 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7580 21:25

>>171 This attitude always pisses me off. Leveraging a low interest loan against a high payoff investment is the foundation of capitalism, but as soon as someone under 40 does it it's welfare and terrible.

173 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7580 21:39

>>172
I'm with the Muslims on this one; loans are terrible at any age.

174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7581 17:14

I blame video games. Well, these particular video games. Nobody with good taste would care for the whole Slenderman thing, so what happens when you make a horror game designed to appeal to stupid people? Stupidity, that's what. Mark my words, soon we'll see one of those Terry kids killing another child by stuffing too many dildos into their ass.

175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7581 18:34

I just had such a glorious game in Watch Dogs. First haxx0red ctOS center without even stepping into its territory, then cleared up a boatyard, got rid of a bunch of baddies in "industrial accidents", knocked the rest out. When the big mean dude tried to escape, I shot up his car through a doorway making him run on foot, killed a bunch of his henchmen who arrived on cars, chased after that guy, forcing him to go on a peer and beating him up there in front of people. Then I stepped on him and he fell down into a river between a peer and a boat head-first

176 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7582 00:15

I can easily make other people hate me. Making myself hate other people is even less of a challenge. assburgers.png

177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7582 15:34

Personally I think drinking urine generally makes woment more beautiful.

178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7582 17:06

Yeah, I never vote yes for anything that could raise my taxes.
I do have kids but throwing money at schools won’t make them any smarter.

179 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7583 07:09

I have to brag- 3 years ago Tyler took me on our first date. He drove from Orlando to South Florida, took me to dinner and a movie, kissed me for the first time, and drove all the way back in one night.. June 4th will always make me smile a little extra. "Falling in love with you was like falling a sleep - slowly, then all at once."

180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7583 15:30

After a large crash, a police car www hilarious scene to fire police officers who have become desperate in Chicago city
Sanobabitchi! ! !

181 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7585 13:31

I'm with you!! not enough proper grammer in this world...

182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7588 03:47

wtf is up with all the dick torture in this world i try to show my dick love so please stop the violence

183 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7590 22:26

I'm still fuckin fumin'. All this island slav football hooligan rage is building and I wanna go out and break into a Brazilian restaurant and reck the fucking place and every BR inside

184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7590 23:22

This is unironically the weirdest plot to an ero-manga I’ve seen. Like, I can deal with eldritch horrors fucking boys and girls for fun, and girls with dicks, and even stories about children being turned into living beer kegs which people also have sex with, but why would somebody dream about their lunchbox coming to life as a 9 year old girl then having sex with it? This ero-manga has made me re-examine the way I’m spending my life, and I’m not sure I’m happy about it all said.

185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7595 00:21

People who don’t accomplish anything in life are the ones most prone to invoke the word "privilege"!

186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7595 01:07

If you like glancing directly into the face of Cthulhu, FATAL may be the RPG system for you.

187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7595 04:00

you cannot possibly know if someone is crazy enough to kill

188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7596 17:36

She was Chinese Angle.

189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7597 01:17

I don't see the downside to the Axeknight. Sure, people will make bad jokes, but if they get annoying, well, I have an axe.

190 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7601 20:44

I'm surprised I made it to adulthood at all. When I was in school (70's/80's) and a little later, we were all going to die:

Global cooling/mini ice age (as mentioned)
We were going to run out of oil (as usual)
The population bomb was going to cause global catastrophe
And those three fed of each other for MEGADOOM -
Cooling = less crops, less food.
Oil - fertilizers are made from this = even LESS food, and no oil = freeze in new ice age.
Gabillions of peeps - even LESS food per person!! OMG!!

And throw into the mix:

Killer bees
The heterosexual AIDS epidemic
ozone layer
and later Y2K...

Nothing like stressing out little kids to make them good little helpful citizens, eh?

191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7602 05:41

Thank you based PAD creators for providing us with more waifus.

192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7602 23:45

>>190 Yeah, and what's worse is that if you question what you are told, you are labeled a "denier."

193 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7602 23:48

I say again, Nancy Pelosi is not a cunt. Cunts have warmth, depth, a couple of valid uses, and are fun to be with.

194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7603 09:21

except that isn't true at all either

195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7604 04:04

Competent white men are the most valuable thing in the world.

196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7604 04:18

If only there were some... natural explanation for falling and rising temperatures.

Such a hypothetical source of warming would have to be massive, however. On the order of magnitude of our own Sun.

197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7605 20:34

I refuse to touch "social media" for a much simpler reason: my privacy is precious to me.

I'm not some goggle-eyed hick with a terror of things that have moving parts, either. I'm an opinionated old fart and I was using email and Usenet and mailing lists back before the rest of the world knew about such things, before the Summer that Never Ended.

But. And you knew there was a "but" coming, didn't you?

My friends and family, such of them as are online, have my email address and my phone number. If they want to know what's happening in my life all they have to do is contact me and ask, and we'll talk about it. The idea of getting a Facebook account so that I can say "gosh, the traffic was sure bad today" in the hope that some of the billion or so voyeurs will click the button to "like" my empty declaration of the obvious is repugnant to me. I have a life, thank you very much.

This is over and above the fact that all of these "social media" schemes collect, collate, and sell every scrap of personal information about you that they can. That's their purpose, after all. That's their business model. Mark Zuckerberg didn't start Facebook so that Grandma could look at pictures of your new puppy. He started it to make money, bundling up your personal information, everything he and his company can find out about your life, and selling it all off to the highest bidder. I know that banks do the same thing, but, well, I refuse to have a bank account and I refuse to do business with banks, too, for the same reason.

I am not a number. I am a human being. I am not for sale. My privacy is not for sale. The private details of my life are not for sale. This is not negotiable.

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7606 14:04

I can actually tell you with certainty that this shop is reliable simply because I’ve known the owner since middle school and she knows I’ll break her toys and fart on her clothes if she scams anyone.

199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7607 23:03

Football is played all over the world but in USA they have some kind of wrestling match over a leather egg, yet they call it "football".

200 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7609 02:30

My oc is called toes because they make him rock hard. Oh and his sidekick is called prolapse anus he is a squirrel.

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