"total crap, but I enjoy it"
Does mortal kombat have a deep enough story that it matters if a character is gay? Because normally beat'em ups have a pretty lame ass story, so if this one is interesting, I need to put this game on my radar.
I am both confused and amused that they’ve made insensibility to sex its own orientation, or gender, or whatever. If a character was asexual, how would you even know, unless he went around announcing it? And since when are people uninterested in sex some kind of persecuted minority? Unless they advertise it everywhere, no one would even suspect, and if they do advertise it everywhere, they’re probably only persecuted for being obnoxious.
SJWs are used to being able to start fights and keep the fight going until they start to lose, then say, "Enough!" Because their opponents are "decent" people who give the benefit of the doubt, they will shake hands and walk away -- allowing the SJW time to regroup and attack again later. They're able to use a decent man's decency against him, in other words.
So it scares the crap out of them when they realize an opponent won't allow his own decency to be their tool, but will take them by the throat with the same lack of remorse that they showed him. They're so used to getting away with that that it seems like the natural order to them, and anything else honestly feels "unfair."
Did you know in The Holy Bible God of Jesus specifically instructs his followers to be at peace with other religion! It is true.
Although I am a baptised non-denominational Christian, I have nothing against people who believe in Islam, and such. In fact, I have talked with one who believes in Islam. We have friendly conversations. Islam says their God is the creator of ALL. It is fine. It is too silly to get into war over religious talks.
Anyways, today, I just want to come and say God has bless me with a happy lifestyle. Thank you my The LORD of all hosts! Thank you LORD without-gap for the rest of forever!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is legendary amounts of amazing here. Why so many people get angry? They take too seriously! Remember video game are for ENTERTAINMENT! You get angry not! Bibleman has sense of humor, YOU don't! If you take game serious, you go outside, get job, and quit bitching. Yes? 5/5 It almost satisfy my bisexyness. ALMOST.
I too am an addicted ass smeller and eater. There is something about a woman that makes it ok. Their femininity takes away the gross aspect. I'm so addicted that every woman I see, that's the first thing I imagine, licking their dirty hole. Most probably think about the pussy, but I prefer ass over pussy any day. You can't get that same nasty eroticism with pussy. There has to be the knowing that shit does come out of it. When eating an asshole (and I have eatin' a lot of ass--from my experience women don't mind at all--very few), I love to just stare at it up close, and look at it's beauty. I think it's the most sexiest part of the female body. And then just dig in. And I rarely ever stop until the woman kind of pulls me up to move on to other things. Most of my encounters, however, are simply doing nothing but eating the asshhole, jacking off while doing it, and covering the hole with cum. That is my top fetish. That's the fantasy for me. Knowing that I did nothing but taste ass and then finishing with a hot load of cum all over the hole just aggressively eatin'.
Now, with all of that said, it has to be a clean ass. I love it clean so that I can be as dirty as possible with it. I see that some of you go way further, but shit is a different story. And many asses I've eatin' were not squeaky clean; some smelled a little, some smelled quite a bit. But I still will finish if I start. I kind of enjoyed it because I knew how dirty it was, and knew that when I came, it was going to be a major cum blast. The dirtier the better the orgasm.
I wish we lived in a society where you could just tell any woman what you want to do with them without any repercussions. I work with some hot women, and even if I can't do it to them, I want them to know how bad I want to, and how often I think about their shit holes. I see them coming out of the bathroom sometimes and first wonder if the took a shit (which most of the time is no). But I know the ass was spread over the toilet. What I wouldn't give for that view from in the toilet.
I love ass, I crave ass daily, I can't get enough of it when I have it, and I can't stop thinking about it when I don't have it. I wish it didn't rule me sometimes, but could not imagine being in a relationship with a woman that wouldn't let me eat her daily.
I would appreciate any comments from women about this topic, as I have also been with many women who leave to eat ass as well. As a matter of fact, a woman doing it to me is where it all started. And finally, it's not licking ass, it's "eating" ass. There is a big difference.
Pic related, it's me being sophisticated.
Can't agree with you on 90s WADs. I specialize in 94-97 oldschool, played hundreds of such WADs, documented my experience of over 200+ with demos on DSDA and cannot think of many that match ImpOffer's HNTR difficulty on UV. "But what about HR and Punisher?" I hear you say. Well, you could cunt 90s WADs like HR on the fingers of one hand; until the advent of Alien Vendetta HR was considered anything but normal, more of (heh) a playground for Doomgods than anything else.
Its like a monkey with a hangover shot up heroin and buttfucked Courtney Love, and this is what was leftover. I'd rather play with myself and think about the first sentence I wrote than play this again. 1/5
It would be an event of deliciously hilariously irony if all of the nominations for Best Short Story 2016 were parodies of “If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love.”
Wattenberg’s The Birth Dearth
Yeah, the skiffy awards haven't meant anything in terms of quality in quite a while now. Look at Rachel Swirsky's "If You were a Dinosaur, My Love," which won a Nebula last year, for heaven's sake. This for a poorly-written, disjointed rant that is neither isn't even science fiction nor fantasy, just one woman's overheated internal monologue committed to paper about how those awful, awful red-state rednecks give her the vapors, presumably voted for by sneering blue-state types who feel the same way. So, that egg is already fried, and it's a little too late for anyone to try to say "but the award is supposed to MEAN something!"
And, as others have noted, Larry Correia's throwaway blog posts about Wendell the Manatee are not only more skiffy and more entertaining but also much better written than anything "Miz" Swirsky has ever produced.
You kids today, you don't know what you missed out on in the 1980s
David Hasselhoff, dinosaurs, Nazi gangsters, explosions everywhere
today that's a cheesy action movie
but in the 1980s, that was Tuesday
Only because GB was failing as an empire. They gave those states their independence. It's not like London just declared independence and called themselves Frank.
We are talking about the dissolution of a country that fought for it's independence and then fought to keep itself together just deciding, eh fuck it and you can keep the kids. That is not the same as a crumbling empire.
No way in hell there wouldn't be violence. And ongoing violence because as many have noted the left would not be well suited to feed and defend their new utopia.
I don't like your ideas and you have to o me$9000
My favorite part about the Obama era is all the racial healing.
First law of Coloured hair: As ones hair colour diverges from the natural, the probability that one is an idiot increases geometrically.
Terry, it's typical feminine thinking.
Men want to do things. Women want to be things.
In this case, they want to be "game developers", because that's the cool new in-thing for neon-haired SJW trust fund kiddies.
But they don't have the talent or the inclination to spend years learning to code. So what they produce is mostly garbage.
They don't care if it's garbage though. They aren't trying to please customers. It's all a pose.
enjoy your big titty child action figures you pedophile fuck
You can't rape your children with nuclear arms!
I love limp-wristed white faggot leftists talking about blacks like we're helpless children who just don't know any better.
But seriously, the Left is becoming ever more brittle. And knowing this I wonder what would be the best way to get them to have that psychotic break with little to no effort on my part?
I would go further and say that political correctness, while it does have its roots in Gramscian social Bolshevism, is also essentially Maoist in character.
19th Century tyrants and tyrants of the early modern age–King Ferdinand of Naples, Lenin, Stalin, Mussolini, Hitler–were content to dictate their peoples’actions. “Oderint dum metuant”was their motto, and their commandment was: “Thou shalt.”
Mao went further. Maoism seeks to dominate not only a nation’s actions, but its spirit and its desires. Note the endless “self-criticism sessions” and “struggle sessions” in which the persecuted are forced publicly to confess to all manner of sins, most of them usually imaginary, in Maoist dictatorships, the “reeducation camps.”
For the Maoist tyrant, “thou shalt” is not enough. The would-be Mao is not content to dictate to you what you will do–he also feels entitled to control how his victims feel about their situation, and demands total, complete, eager submission to the State. This amounts to annihilation of the self, straight out of Buddhist mysticism.
I think it is not a coincidence that we see this particular form of tyranny in East Asia, with its long tradition of terrified peasants bowing and scraping before representatives of kings and emperors who purported to be living gods. It is likewise no coincidence that PC appeared in the West not very long after various watered-down forms of East Asian religion and philosophy became fads among those who consider themselves the Party Vanguard.
Hitler says “thou shalt.” Mao says “thou art.” PC is Maoist. Quod erat demonstrandum.
I like those girls with large areola.
It is proven over and over that we are more defined by our scars than by our trophy case.
That must be what Conan was talking about. Seeing his 8th grade rival drive away in his mom's minivan before him, while his mom laments his poor grades.
You've got it all wrong. Making death threats is great as long as you take the screenshot after you hit "post."
North Korea is an unimaginable country, there is only one channel on TV, there is no internet.
>>Brad didn't in reality have reason to believe he might be homosexual.
except for the cross dressing, fascination with homosexual sex acts, support for the homosexual agenda, general bitchiness and mincing, nancy-boy attitude...
>>732
So, they have taken a deeply stressed girl, dressed her up and made her recount her terrible story in front of the cameras in English? I'd say it's on par with what they might do for TV in Korea.
The champions of socialism call themselves progressives, but they recommend a system which is characterized by rigid observance of routine and by a resistance to every kind of improvement. They call themselves liberals, but they are intent upon abolishing liberty. They call themselves democrats, but they yearn for dictatorship. They call themselves revolutionaries, but they want to make the government omnipotent. They promise the blessings of the Garden of Eden, but they plan to transform the world into a gigantic post office. Every man but one a subordinate clerk in a bureau.
By the way, Philip K. Dick appeared to me in a vision last night to complain about your spam filter. "It keeps asking me to prove I'm not a robot!" he said. "But how can anyone really know that?"
I love 4chan.
It's so heavy with despair.
Cc, I'm the opposite: the more I understood women, the less I liked being around them. For the most part they are boring and a liability in every situation.
I would think that the crookneck kind of summer squash would be better for that. The extra convolution makes it less likely to get lost in your butt and make you go to the hospital.
By the time you get used to those they'll be out of season and you can move on to the challenge of a butternut squash, which should be closer to in season by then.
Ｗｈｅｎ Ｉ ｓｅｅ Ｍａｈｖｅｌ， ｍｙ ｈａｎｄ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｐａｒｒｙ． Ｉ ｃｏｎｆｉｒｍ ｔｈｅ ｐａｒｒｙ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｓｅｘ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｈｙｐｅ． Ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ Ｄａｉｇｏ．
I think gloves are okay. Mittens on the other hand...
"CIS white men with "problematic or toxic viewpoints"
You mean the demographic that invented pretty much every fucking technology in existence? Yeah why on earth would you hire them?
Unlike the anthem of the federal Union of People's Republics, it lacks a Ukrainian version. The government of the Donetsk People's republic has not offered any insight into the reason.
whups I thought this was the ctrl+v thread
I rarely have the money to buy parts for the Pentium III, so I fill in the gaps with computer related bits and bobbles.
I consider my main videos to be everything in my Pentium III playlist, so check it out if you want to.
I'm spanish and Willyrex is a HUGE fool. Is one of the worst youtubers that I've ever saw, but in Spain everyone is a doughbag and likes stupid things, he has about 7 million subscribers (sorry if there is any mistake)
Ask a /b/tard that had been browsing since 12 and is now 18
>pic not related
Not a comic book but my stupid daydream is for a R rated farcically grimdark take on Inspector Gadget where his body starts rejecting his implants and terrifying and comical body horror ensues
What the fuck is wrong with people these days? making events around video games then slowly changing and policing them with retarded rules and excuses because they are ashamed of playing video games? grow the fuck up
but yeah there is definitely a large segment of fandom that has drank the kool-aid and wants the future to be Iron Man stomping on a human face, forever.
STEALTH WEREMAMMOTHS
russian man says hello howard. howard does not comply. howard is imprisoned. his family is howerd
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>>757
I've heard of most of them, but that's because I actually play video games instead of getting mad about them on twitter.
>>758
Your knowing these things discriminates against those who don't. Stop paying attention to your hobby, you monster.
A couple of years ago, when I was looking for apartments, the Craigslist pages were packed with bullshit listings that redirected you to paid links for real estate companies, furniture sellers, and brokers. I got so annoyed that I wrote a program which used proxies to flag the fuck out of the bullshit scam listings. I had cleaned out the garbage within a couple of days. Eventually, Craigslist implemented some measures to stop auto-flagging, but I am pretty sure it can still be done if you have enough proxies in the geographic area you want to target.
I wish I still had the source code.
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What if you put a minimized Poké Ball in an orifice, then enlarge it? What if, then, that you open it?!
Boy, it’s pretty amazing what you get when you fart into a microphone with ‘Speech to Text’ on, isn’t it?
I didn’t read it and I thought it was great. Onto my Hugo list it goes because it’s important to meninism, whitopia and Eurofuturism in cis lunar space.
Bob Dylan, /fit/, and Linux. You sound like one of the most insufferable of human beings.
The words "Internet" and "security" do not belong in the same sentence.
Not a week goes by without another big bank or online vendor or supermarket chain getting hit by mysterious "sophistcated hacker attacks" that steal their customers' SSNs by the millions.
These "mysterious attacks" do not involve buffer overflows, nor brute-force cracking of encryption. They involve a representative of the Russian Mafia, or the Triads, waving a twenty-dollar bill under the nose of a network admin in Bangalore who is being paid two cents a day.
Putting any personal information whatsoever online is walking around with a "kick me" sign on your back.
Actually putting an SSN or bank account number information into any online form is equivalent to cashing in your life savings in hundred-dollar bills, stripping naked, taping the money all over your naked body, putting on a blindfold, and going for a stroll in Harlem at midnight.
The older I get, the less I give a shit.
Midwits say "You should choose me as a leader, because I'm smart!" Other midwits value intelligence, so they agree, cause they're special too. It's their natural reward for working hard and getting good grades
Along comes the kid who smokes dope with the anti-socials out behind the gym, who never studies for anything, who knocks out term papers in a couple of hours so he can get back to something interesting, and laughs at them. He doesn't want to be a leader because, first of all, student government is a joke, right? Secondly, he's not part of any functional social clique, except the anti-socials who smoke dope out behind the gym. He's used to being alone,a nd in many ways prefers it. He doesn't value the things that they think are important even though he has more of it than they do. That's what infuriates them. he should value grades, leadership positions, attaboys, gold stars on the assignment, social standing, all the rewards they themselves so diligently seek. And he doesn't. He's just bored and looking for an interesting project to work on.
That's what they label arrogance.
Liberals want to control every aspect of your life but so much of what they believe only makes sense if you know nothing about basic human behavior and have never met any actual human beings.
Is Doom Guy the most problematic character of all time?
First of he's white, so Doom is racist because it's excluding POC. Secondly he's a CIS Man so Doom is both sexist and transphobic. We are never given any indication that he's gay so he's also homophobic. He is clearly a very fit man so Doom also is ablist and fat shames. We never see him having sex so Doom is also slut shamming. His fit military body also is forcing male sexuality on everyone who plays and because he's killing demons from hell he's forcing western judeo-christian views on the world through imperial patriarchy, he's also killing demons with guns without trial so Doom is serial killer enabling.
Mathematics is also great proof of God. How is it possible that:
98
x72
can be figured out by carrying a digit over the top? What if that didn't work? How would we multiply without calculators?
If carrying over the one on top of the 9 did not work, how would we multiply? Seems awfully convenient to me that it "just happened" like that?
If you have never raped anyone, why do you feel so much rape guilt? Do innocent drivers apologize for hit and runs?
>>772
Same thing with white guilt. Soon: male guilt and using gender-specific pronoun guilt.
Hmm.. The real lesson here is Islam seeks to devour everything in its path and will do so unless it is given a good beating every century or so
It is impossible to understand people's behavior[citation needed]
Most of the folks that I've met who are down with the syndrome are genuinely interesting and friendly people, much more so than most normalfags.
Also loud tard moans during sex are hotter than you realize.
Check em, heavenly trips.
These creepy pasta games need to stop having the ".exe" bullshit. I understand its trying to be scary, but at this point im more scared of a file named "deezenutz" as opposed to anything ".exe"
>>778
...what other filetype would you use for a game? I mean don't get me wrong, if full-fledged games had standard extensions like videos and movies that you could just double-click and use a universal game engine (or flosswtfbbq imitator) to run that given game filetype, that would be great, but I don't think anyone other than Bethesda is there yet.
I watched porn when I was 11 and was never arrested
>>780
.app
it just doesn't sound as menacing though
exe = executable
execution is pretty hardcore
app sounds silly
hauntedgameofdeath.app
:o)
>>782
You realize Macintosh became pointless around the time Microsoft made the first Windows, and only briefly reattained genuine technological relevance with the iPod, right?
For people who really hate Microsoft, GNU/Linux is more functional, more compatible, and free rather than needlessly expensive. The only sort of people who use Macintosh computers are those with more money than brains, and those afraid of everything and innately helpless. Neither of these makes for a good creepypasta protagonist; we're trained to hate those richer than us, and dumb rich people are even less likeable, and the completely helpless protag has long since been played out and predictable in horror...it lacks tension now. For these reasons, the DQN committee hereby reissues official approval for the extension "exe" for general usage in creepypasta.
>>778
.bin
.bat if you are on shitty Windows
.py (the scariest because snakes are scary)
.pl
scripts are more scary than executables.
>>785
Those too, and ruby and whatever thing that executes I may have missed.
>>783
I think it's because there's something obscure and threatening about computer viruses and stuff, and Windows is where all the virus things are, and they come mostly from .exe files. It's like some sort of testament to how Windows machines do anything but what the user wants, even get possessed by evil spirits.
I learned very early on that "two weeks" is programmer-speak for "I have no idea how long it will take".
>>789
I know what you're saying but if you have UAC not set to max, an .exe can pretty much do whatever it wants to your computer on Windows without you knowing, whereas, unless you like rolling as root on any other UNIX-like system because you are a fool, or a zero-day privilege escalation exploit is found (which are usually fixed really quickly, although it takes a bit more on OS X) an executable binary won't do much, which makes viruses on Windows a lot more threatening and scary, especially if you see computers as mystical things that can get possessed by juju magic.
I dunno, "cursed .exe files" just seems to work better than "cursed .bin files".
Also it may be that, because they are less common, .bin sounds more technical and thus less supernatural and scary. Maybe it's a bit of everything.
Maybe it's just that... "голубой" (light blue) is slang for "gay" in rus, so when I see that palette used in wads I feel like I discovered something new about the author... dunno, never liked it.
Trout. Trout. Let it all out.
These are the fish we can live without.
Come on.
I’m fishing for you.
Come on.
You know what? You're right. No one should have to feel ugly. Every girl deserves to feel like a princess, and should be treated like how princesses deserve: with the guillotine. Vive la république!
This was the 1st CRPG I ever played that had me worried about dysentery because it's the 1st one to implement hunger system, being trapped from civilization AND starting out in the sewers at the same time.
I remember thinking who the heck would eat "food" that is being stowed in a slimy and lichen-ridden alcove. It might not be displayed but sewers generally are full of human wastes, garbage and pests (unless the kobolds also double as full time janitors between their passion-fueled hero-killing sprees).
Other similar games happened in dungeons. It might not be extremely sanitary but at least the food is less questionable since dungeons are expected to be inhabited. Sewers? Not so much. Who the hell would set up a kitchen in a sewer? Or handle and store foodstuff, raw or cooked?
I could think of hundreds of places that even includes wrapping the food in paper and burying it in dirt which would still make the food more palatable than leaving that chicken drumstick lying on the floor at the end of a sewer passageway.
The only reason I could think of for doing that is to, probably, poison the poor moron who is stupid enough to pick that shit up and eat it. For all it's worth, it probably IS a piece of turd that was lovingly hand-molded into the shape of a chicken drumstick by kobold sculptors.
>>787
So are lifelong Linux users actually just afraid of Windows because they don't know how to use it?
>>788
Actually, a lot of things just really take about two weeks to code...
>>790
You can do one of these two things to safely use Windows (or even both!)
- Actually make backups of important files
- Not download and run retarded shit non-stop for no reason
For the record, much of Windows cannot be modified without being on the admin account (compare sudo) or even logged as a superadmin (compared actual root)
"Hey! Where did this come from?! I don't think there are many "bent" riders here, but it's a start. I bought a recumbent this time last year, after I herniated a disc in my low back (just after having registered for STP and RSVP) and I was desperate to keep up with the training. I'd hoped to ride STP on the recumbent, but discovered it was harder to build up those recumbent legs than I'd planned. I think it's going to happen this year, though.
I hope more recumbent riders chime in here!"
Headboard is all sticky.
Drawers on the kitchen ceiling fan. Who has a ceiling fan in their billionaire bedroom?
ffs
Because looking over Tyson's celebrated career, it seems his biggest discovery was a job opening at the Hayden Planetarium; he would be to busy preening before cameras to figure out the Earth was in trouble.
The ‘international community’ that routinely rakes Israel over the coals for ‘human rights violations’ while their next door neighbors are beheading people left and right without a single mention is the same ‘international community’ that informs us of the dangers of AGW, and the requirements of the first world to pay damages to the third world.
I question their credibility.
