[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 22:00

i love to read cinema news like this and i probably reading Nigeria online news.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 01:29

if Nazism increases academic performance then why are American grade levels so low?

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 12:04

dogs and balcony hookers

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 11:42

It is terrifying. Any part with blood starts to moistly peel away slowly; in a painful way. Each step you take causes the boils to burst from the pressure, and every move you take is a reminder that your own immune system fluid is slowly skinning you.
You start to vomit, because your stomach and guts rot away before your very eyes, which are only protected by your bloated, oozing eyelids. Your hands become limp, pustulating lumps of skin, and you drop your tools before your legs give out on you; unable to sustain your weight any more. Eventually, death comes in the form of your body disintegrating into a goopy pile of skin and oozing pus.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 15:34

Fuck dinosaurs. They do nothing but be dead and utterly functionless. They're just a bunch of artifacts with no value other than the fact that they existed and are really old.

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 22:15

And although I'm not familiar with Greek politics, I find it hard to believe that the large majority of them aren't supporters of the reckless spending that has gotten them into this situation. They have been wallowing in corruption and easy credit for years and now that the bill has come due, they think someone else should pay it.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 22:21

>>906
Yeah it's much easier to shout stupid memes and thought-terminating oneliners and say "LOLOL lazy greeks just need to gb2 work and pay debts" than to actually have any kind of real discussion.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 10:46

Everybody's writing a doctoral thesis in this thread as if furries weren't a decades-old phenomenon. Did you just find out about furries and you need to warn everyone? Are you concerned for our safety? Thank you for your responsible attitude.

Have you all heard about the dangers of Japanese animation? Of sexually attractive women with animal features such as tails and saying nyan which can lead to horrible mistreatment of pets. Please let others know about this danger.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 14:50

>>907
I think you're the only tool that thinks a thread called "[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE]" is a place for "real discussion".

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 01:11

>>909
I was obviously replying in spirit to the comment and not to the poster who posted it, you frigging nerd.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 08:13

To LOVE-ru is not for everyone since this is one of the most ecchi anime in the ecchi world. It consistently have scenes which involves a blob of shadow blocking your view due the censorship.

So the story deserves a 8, since it's pretty good but not very meaningful in terms of actual plot like most other love/romance harems. But who cares, because everybody that watches to LOVE-ru is there for the ecchi scenes.

Art is a perfect 10. They improves a lot compared to the first season. The linings of characters and the environment is just overall better than previous to LOVE-ru.

Sound, I gave it 9. The OP and ED was a little bit disappointing in my opinion. But the rest of the sounds in this anime was close to flawless to me.

Character, I gives it an 9 because each one of them is laid out very attractively and beautifully. Also, their personalities were captured really nicely.

I really enjoyed this anime watching ripped ones which doesn't have the censorships. It was honestly one of the best ecchi animes I've watched in a while. I'd say that it's equally good as the manga. In the end, to LOVE-ru earned a 9 as the average score.

Again! IT IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. Even with the censors, this anime is like at the border between R- and Rx(Hentai). BUT, Very good anime. #teammomo

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 17:17

Sorry About That, I Was Just Desperate For Help.

And The Caps Thing, It's Hard To Stop Just.
I Accidentally Started Typing Like This One
Day, Never Stopped. Don't Ask How That Happened. XD

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 12:44

It's like society came up to me and said, "Look, I found this dog shit on the ground. I know it isn't yours, but I want you to have it."

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 15:04

i find it really weird when people think i need compliments so when they call me things i dont like (like beautiful, pretty, etc) and i react negatively they get angry about it but likec. i dont need you to say these things. i know im attractive, i dont need your compliments, especially if theyfre misgendering me, you took it upon yourself to tell me these things, i never asked you to.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 19:40

Have you ever felt the touch of a woman, or a man?

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 03:41

Swine flesh is a forbidden meat in the Old Testament law. I suppose today that means little to most folks. People today eat pork as if it was designed to be food for us. It is still an abomination to eat for a believer in Christ. Few will understand my words but I feel compelled to speak out about this subject. This age will end soon.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 03:57

i constantly feel like Something Bad is going to happen to my relationship and wefre going to split up or worse is this a bpd thing?? or a paranoia thing???? what is this

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 14:01

...it takes quite a lot of imagination to see this as anything other than an amateur's go at 3D Studio '95, with one dish and four dildos forming a "spaceship".

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 17:39

A lot of people just get paid $20 - $50 to slap an article up on a website. There are websites to sell your articles, then the big sites just buy them. Of course some places still have staff writers that steal articles and twist them their own way rather than paying for some freelancer.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 00:38

no, leilei/cheapalert is a closet furry, tranny and weeaboo. Get this shit off my Doom. It belongs back in wherever shitty video game or anime it came from.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 01:40

you know, now that i think about it it's rather odd that i seem to run into a surprising amount of canadians complaining about canadian stereotypes♥♥♥♥ when canadian stereotypes really aren't particularly negative♥

also funny, given that this in itself runs against canadian stereotype♥

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 13:18

Reminds me of some of thecunfortunate German on the signs in the ECWolf tech demo. One sign that was supposed to read Schießtand (hShooting Rangeh) came out as Scheißtand (hShitting Rangeh)

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 14:23

The great thing about Tyson's Wikipedia page is, knowing that it's written by his fanboys, it shows how utterly unremarkable his scientific career is.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 15:44

I always knew that about Pacman though, so maybe that's why I thought other games had it, I don't know man.

Thinking is weird.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 16:15

Plagueretch has moved out of Chamber of Sins Level 1 and has been replaced by Black Death. We wish Plagueretch all the best on wherever his new journey takes him.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 19:37

Unfortunately, I am neither very nice nor full of money. So I will give you all encouraging words like a cheap git. Wooo...

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 04:38

I've been sending these kinds of sentiments, emails, statistics, links, videos, etc. etc. etc. to my group of close friends and family for like 8 years now??? I've spoken to all of them for these same 8 years in person, on the phone, through email...have showed them straight up how fucked up shit is and how bad it's going to get and how I am preparing, stacking gear, phyzz, food, water, etc. etc. etc. on and on and on and on.

Year and after year have I done this for them...8 years. 8....fucking....years. I'm sorry it hasn't been longer...but a little more than 8 years has been the extent of my own awakening when I found the realization of what was going on and the path for myself on my own.

[snip]

And still nobody is doing a fucking thing to prepare for it...

Not a fucking thing.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 09:38

The word has been criticized for its use in conjunction with reckless behavior, most notably in a Twitter post by aspiring rapper Ervin McKinness just prior to his death that described driving drunk at 120 mph (193 km/h): "Drunk af going 120 drifting corners #FuckIt YOLO."

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 00:39

Actually, the USA might be better off electing Sanders in the long run... It's more socially acceptable for the public to turn on a Jew than it is to turn on a black man or a woman, so he just might be the one to inspire the necessary revolt. ;-)

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 20:09

To be fair, it's the Joker who says this. All it needed was for Batman to roll his eyes and make a jerk-off motion with his hand while walking away.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 23:50

They say the accident was not Jenner's fault, his car had a defective tranny.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 03:20

I've come across the term 'sallow skin' quite often. I think it is used for the Huns and Sarmatians in "Armies and Enemies of Imperial Rome" by Phil Barker.

I never assumed a negative connotation, but I have thought 'swarthy' was a negative term.

I married a girl from S.E. Asia and she is brownish, but is deep olive on the rare occasion she allows herself to tan. Here eyes are slanted, but much too sexy for an orc!! She'll call me 'buang!' for typing this.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 14:29

hi (sorry for bad english)

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 19:29

futa with balls are guys with fake tits

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 02:01

Perfect butt! Cirno has the perfect butt!

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 02:51

What a sad day this is, when speaking a few un-spun plain truths–all on the same level of gwater is weth and gthe Emperor is not only naked but is, furthermore, drunkenly waggling his penis at the news camerash–is enough to get gconservativeh street cred for a Wall Street gangster bankster who donated multi-million-dollar sums to the Obamas and the Clintons and donates more to Democrats than Republicans year in and year out.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 05:15

So what youfre telling me is that you can draw a picture of Red Marth shoving his dick into the Brave Little Toaster and thatfs all hot and good, but when I have a picture of my ass getting plowed by a well-endowed wolf in leather pants, thatfs furfaggotry and i should yiff in hell

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 07:56

the woman has infinite sexual energy, but the man has finite energy. When a man pleasures a woman to orgasm, he feeds off her energy to increase his longevity. But when he orgasms, he loses energy and shortens his life. So the ideal is to make women orgasm as much as possible while never orgasming himself.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 13:11

I FUCKING HATE YOU STOP WRITEING STORIES NOW! YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE THAT ARE YOUR FANS? THERE LAUGHING AT YOU. THEY KNOW THESE STORIES SUCK AND THEY LIKE WATCHING YOU FAIL TIME AFTER TIME. YOUR A JESTER TO THEM. A CLOWN WHO'S ONLY GOOD FOR MAKENG THEM LAUGH. AND YOU BLINDLY BELIVE THEM CAUSE THAT'S THE KINDA DUMBASS YOU ARE.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 02:07

Oh, Lena, you have to be pretty to run Alpha Girl dominance games!

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 08:22

Cunnilingus, tasty and fun!

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 19:22

Just say fucking testicles if you're going to mention it. Christ.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 02:40

So this is the 'good' path eh? You can tell from the lesbian sex slave the queen of the realm keeps by her feet. Holy shit. Motivation for helping people dropping...

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 16:00

posting Vimeo in the YouTube thread, lol

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 16:59

is it just me or does the Dark Campaign symbol look like n evil pokeball?

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 18:21

Twitter is for those who have to strain - usually unsuccessfully - to generate a thought to fill 140 characters.
Facebook is no better. Look at me! I'm taking a crap! Wooot!

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 20:53

He's got a round face like Nixon and GW Bush. Leaders have tall faces like Inspector Gadget or like every other president.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 04:32

Do it, just do it! Donft let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow. So just do it! Make your dreams come true. Just do it. Some people dream of success, while youfre going to wake up and work hard at it. Nothing is impossiblec you should get to the point where anyone else would quit and youfre not going to stop there. NO! What are you waiting for?! DO IT! JUST DO IT! YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT! If youfre tired of starting over, stop giving up

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 13:06

Excellent mod for gaymers. If you are a violent breederboy, we have websites to rehabilitate you (we entice you with str8 porn then "sissy train" you). Please visit us at goonluver.tumblr.com .

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 17:26

You know that dude who's going around rubbing people's butts? I just farted in his face.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 18:12

Envy not those with wings, rejoice in that they fly!

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 02:31

He's a spaz and the natural reaction is to punch a spaz.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 11:59

Indeed; I guess a US war hero in the Vietnam war would have been someone attempting to somehow stop the war. In that sense, Trump is probably more of a hero than McCain, albeit a most pathetic one if he managed it by being a rich boy with privileges.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 01:41

It's like telling someone to "summon rocket" instead of "summon rocketammo". While facing a wall. =P

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 02:37

Many crimes are committed by fatherless black men. I am assuming you are white. Plus you have like 30 dads. So you are very lucky because you will never go to jail ever, what with all that white skin and al those dads

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7996 12:45

NEStroid bestroid

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7996 14:26

My father died of AIDS related health issues almost two months ago, no wonder given his lifestyle. I felt nothing. As usual.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 08:27

Today, I told my little sister (she is five) that I have a friend that they are genderfluid. My sister asked me, gIs (Drew) a boy or a girl?h and I said gThey are both a boy and a girlh and she just says, gOh! Like Stevonnie!h and goes back to coloring.

She understood gender fluidity because a kids show showed a non-binary character. Steven Universe is important. Representation is important.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 13:49

>One drop of evil white blood running through your veins makes you an evil, privileged, white monster, responsible for every last bit of feelbad on the planet.

So like the President, then.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 14:25

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961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 23:35

What are your sources?
Btw, a teacher of mine told us, that back in the 17th or 18th century, docotrs also ate the poop of kings to decide wether they were ill or not!

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 01:07

Because my mother is visiting me for my birthday (which is tomorrow) and so I haven't been near a computer in two days. This is the first opportunity I've had to get online. Oh well, she keeps buying me plenty of booze so I'm not complaining.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 01:18

Zhou Yu is totally in the closet. He is in love with Zhuge Liang and he wouldn't admit it. I don't blame him. I would choose Kongming over that Xiao Qiao anyday.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 17:24

If Cortana worked in Spain, then it should be able to work in most of Latin America, and the differences in local variations of Spanish to Castilian would likely be more amusing than frustrating.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 17:32

I got what he said. For the sake of clarity allow me a reiteration of my prior post: Establishing proof of concept is not the same as establishing an industry standard. This article is clearly about possibility and potential rather than execution and enterprise. His knee-jerk response, though entirely valid, is so unnecessary it borders on pedantic :D

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 23:50

Stunningly un-user-friendly, impossible to navigate, lacking in
anything to indicate to a new player where to go, what to do, or why
to continue wasting their time with an atrocious command system that
is neither coherent nor consistent. I honestly cannot imagine why
anyone would bother.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 16:19

FYI - In comparison Ferrari's of the era were hardly built any better . The standard comment made by most any Ferrari owner in the know when asked why Ferrari's build and materials quality was [ and is ] so poor in light of the price being ;

" Because they're built by Italian Communists that hate your guts for the fact that you can afford one "

A fact that unfortunately and despite all the rhetoric coming from Ferrari is still pretty much the same today

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 21:29

>>923
After that many blows to the head, can you blame him?

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 21:41

I like the expressions on the mohawk trolls face in this page, too bad it will be over for him soon.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 00:08

The kid in the middle is most likely to become a serial killer.(👀) I see you!

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 06:13

Today I had a revelation. I once again realized how I hate this pathetic parody of a country. Let me share my revelation with you, Bernd.

Do you know what is the name of one of Russian cable network erotic channels? I found it out just today, by chance. It's called Russian Night, and as I heard these words, a bottomless abyss had opened before my eyes and looked into them.

As the West is undergoing its colorful Untergang, painted in all colors of the rainbow, the satanic Night reigns over Russia, and in the pitch-dark depth of it, there is a lone man: he's sitting in front of the TV, he's blankly staring into the screen, and on the screen, there is a bald merry midget giving the audience a lecture on the benefits of sunbathing. He's dressed like a jester, he makes everyone laugh; everyone but Russians. It's called RN, the channel, and The Russian Night with Merry Midget, the program. The man's hand is moving up and down, up and down. He likes the show the midget is giving to him, his black saliva is dripping from his chin, his heart is beating fast: doki-doki shichau no yo.

The wind is howling behind the window, and dashed lines of snow flurry hit the window glass which is thin, too thin, a mere crust over the bubbling ocean of snow that symbolizes everlasting repentance in our sad little story. He's on the ninth floor of a commieblock built upon bones, pus and hatred, and far below, transparent shadows of former humans are silently strolling across a snow field desperately searching for the last trolleybus; but it's long gone. And the man keeps moving up and down his hand with another part of the body I am too ashamed to name firmly, manly, umzumanly gripped in the palm, as if not seeing the face of a white mad monk clutching the handle of his hatchet in his hands and is patiently looking into the window.

I leave it up to you to figure out what this complex image symbolizes.

Picrelated is the new flag of Russia: the upper part symbolizes piss, the lower one shit. The entire Flag symbolizes the Russian Night. Please stand up, it's being raised.

Just now a car with drunk gopniks has stopped under my windows and guess what music is loudly played in it? It's Strauss. Not joking. Can't imagine for a better symbol of the surreal world I live in.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 07:20

>>971
it was kc tier

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:36

Could you do it like how you did V2. Started with Noobland. Then it slowly stretched to Bandits and then the arena and then temple etc. When you make or complete an area then add it to the game. The updates would keep the game (even if its small) interesting. That would give people something to play and also provide you with ideas. It would get some excitement going about V3.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 10:28

For most people, clinical depression isn't a thing that can be cured, but it can be effectively treated and managed.

I find that "having a bitch around your penis" therapy is an effective part of a treatment regimen and (if you find the right bitch to put around your penis for the long term) can give you something to hope for in the future.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:05

Of course, I suppose the lack of Brutal Doom infecting an entire wiki is why the real Doom Wiki is called the Doomworld wiki, because it means the doomwiki doesnt like brutal doom and only the elitist berks at doomworld don't like doodle broom

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 05:52

you combine two of my favorite things, ISIS and Slice of life animes, good job.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:42

Excuse me the old testament says angels came down and did the dirty with humans, so clearly the genetic variation came from them.

I bet they fucked the mosquitoes too. They were like Zeus and just took whatever form got them some beastly sex.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:53

Haha, I don't think anyone goes to this much trouble with their actual partner, but from what I have heard (from people I've known in the industry) there are different standards you're encouraged to adhere to when your anal is being subjected to closeups and hi def video.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:55

EDIT: Please no more dick pics in PM. That includes pictures of Richard Nixon

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 16:30

It's a strange world we live in when the porn industry has a record of everyone they've ever shot and yet the police don't.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 23:15

Rainbows are racist for not having the color black anywhere in them.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 11:54

Whatfs up with all the self rightness up in this joint??? I am in my forties and some of the music my parents listened to was just as suggestive. Every generation have music like that. Stop acting like youfre so darn wholesome.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 17:40

I ran the numbers from the report produced by the NYC Department of Health and Hygiene for 2012 (the latest year published) and it was actually 52.6%. Thatfs still more than the total of live births and miscarriages combined. Combining miscarriages with abortions yields the startling fact that in NYC a black baby, once conceived is 40% more likely to die in the womb than to be born. A whopping 70% of black babies die before they draw a breath.

But gBlack Lives Matterh. Doesnft look like it from where I sit.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 22:10

This is what autism looks like when it gets outside its box.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 02:37

I'm not having this conversation with an adult who poops in a diaper.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 03:33

I'm not looking for angst and my tolerance for weird is generally pretty low. I've seen at least two toons that were just legs, torso, and genitals--no arms, and no head. That's what I mean by "weird." Just thinking about it gimme the jibbilies.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 04:28

Beer, Votka, Tequila... now if Korpiklaani made a song called Chocolate Milk my life will be complete

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 18:44

"Is it possible that GRRM loves books and dorritos more than I love penis?"

I think you would have to love penis an awful lot to win that particular contest. But I'll take your word on it.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 18:54

I give SW2013 full Wang.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 01:11

the unrepentant, purposefully blown-out weeb-ness physically hurts me.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 01:43

Hug me please D;
U have stuff animals for all
🐶🐱🐰🐻
We can even play dress up with them!
🎩👑👒👔👓🎀
PlzImScaredAsHell

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 22:44

Why the fuck are you saying this "mp3" shit that shit needs to burn in the 90's where it belongs we got like OGG Vorbis and Opus now which are both successively smaller faster and more efficient than mp3 and you're all up and on about some messy copyright mess of a format like a bunch of creepy-creeps I don't know where you're pulling all these flacs from but they better be Sonic After the Sequel levels of eargasmic original ost soundtrack music if its just copyrighted songs or rips from Super Nintendo games you're going about everything wrong and horrible because even if it was something from like Sphinxter and the Scursed Muppy Babies on the Xbox ripped straight from the disc if it was ever at any point rendered in a lossy format before becoming a flac you're doomed to have a gugajigglion petabyte wad for no reason and there's n

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 00:31

This shitty story caught me off guard I didn't think there was an actual danger to the plot besides the MC's buffoonery.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 03:58

The universe is set against you so that you may become glorious.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8008 23:13

Good lord.

How many people died of ebola in Africa last week?

How many people died of AIDS in Africa last week?

How many children starved to death in Africa last week?

How many people were tortured or murdered by African governments last week?

And these people are upset about an animal? Seriously? This is all a joke, right?

Look, I know there are conservation laws, and I know there are game wardens. These things exist for a reason. I get that. My suspicion, though, is that a naive American tourist who paid a great big wad of money to go to Mugabestan on safari put his trust in the local hunting guides who told him, oh yes, Bfwana, we do everything legal-like here, you betchum. And that somewhere along the way the dentist failed to give out enough bribe money to the locals. He gave some Zim customs inspector a twenty, who wanted to hold out for a hundred, and now feels insulted. He paid a game warden five dollars who wanted twenty to stamp his ticket. And now the Zimbabwean government, which is utterly corrupt and inept from top to bottom and end to end, an absolute basket case even by the abysmal standards of sub-Saharan African failed states, is telling goofy stories about the horrible Boer foreigner who failed to pay enough baksheesh to Inspector Mtebele–er, we mean, who killed the wrong lion by unspecified but doubtless horrible means that are doubtless beyond the pale. Because a country where cannibalism is listed as "death by natural causes" knows whatfs beyond the pale. And all right-thinking people are expected to be outraged by it.

Pardon me. My eyes rolled so far that they fell out of my head and are even now rolling back and forth across the Internet. Have you seen them?

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 05:34

That's the endgame, right. Feeling rather than thinking. Grammar is a crutch, really.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 16:16

In a short period of less than a year, two distinguished physicists, A. Slavnov and F. Yndurain, gave seminars in Barcelona, about different subjects. It was remarkable that, in both presentations, at some point the speaker addressed the audience with these words: 'As everybody knows, 1 + 1 + 1 + · · · = −12'. Implying maybe: If you do not know this, it is no use to continue listening.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 17:41

>>996
"feeling t a n a s i n n"

...?

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 18:34

wow glassyman likes this, automatic 0/5

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