[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7686 22:15

she is right. Hitler had a penis as well

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7687 13:24

I got angered by your smug, authoritative way of saying "there's no way this can be useful with skill like mine", so I provided one with macho theatrics. However I most certainly never bashed you for your homosexuality, that would be crass and disgusting.

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7688 06:54

>>298
Brief history of campus sex at Notre Dame
1915: it's banned
1935: it's banned
1955: it's banned
1975: it's banned
1995: it's banned
2015: it's banned

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7688 21:45

this is a nice game like guantlet. muliplayer and has humor too. doone from overhead. (not to be confused with medevil war game).

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7689 22:54

Reading the strategy guide I get the impression that Stevie and John were in disagreement about whether to capitalize daikatana when it's just talking about the sword and not the game. In parts where John is clearly the author (like his self-fellating Romero's Design Comments blurbs), it's capitalized.

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 02:05

Who tells us that, after 7 years, it hasn't been "enriched" with "natural ingredients" of RALPHIS'S OWN production?

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 02:37

Why are so many feminists ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road?

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 17:23

Nonsense, there were no humans back then. Everyone knows the climate can only change due to human activity. Otherwise it would just be a natural phenomenon that occurs every 10,000 years or so.

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7691 17:25

thats what i was waiting on aswell but now that they jumped me...im pissed

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 03:29

The knowledge of the internal layout of the object has been spread like cream-cheese across the entire application, and if you want to change the flavour of the cream cheese, you suddenly have a lot of bagel to scrape.

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7692 17:18

Sakuya Izayoi

I hope you know, child... Role-Playing is a art-form.. plus i engage myself in a little more advanced role-play, called Battle Role-Play. Also the RPG game genre is basically a virtual Role-Play, as it is called a Role-Playing Game. 

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7693 16:52

I was just telling myself the other day that I needed some additional responsibilities in my life. Preferably something that would benefit someone else, who would not appreciate it anyways.

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7694 03:34

Alas, 'tis the Watcher's pledge not to interfere with the housing market.

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7695 00:18

Communism proved ONE thing, that people are by nature competitive and if they can't compete by economic means, they will compete by political means, giving rise to people informing on each other, stabbing each other in the back and even killing each other to become block captains, commissars, and even political dictators.

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7695 13:41

Marry: A man who lets you fart around him.

Bang: A man who is grossed out by female functions.

Sure all of those other men banged her when she was younger and hotter, but you get something special.

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7695 17:37

When I was young they told me to be reasonable and negotiate and not resort to violence. I stupidly believed them, and was instantly beset upon by bullies who would push me around and torment me. I tried reason and truth, but that doesnft work at all.

Eventually I decided to rebel against authority and decided to lift weights, become strong and meet force with even greater force. Unsurprisingly, this worked immediately, as the beaten bullies helpless retreated bloodied and humiliated from my iron fists.

These Leftists have never had to fight. They come from soft comfortable environments run by nannies and other overprotective womenfolk, who frown on masculinity and teach their boys to be sissies who act like women.

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7696 00:32

There is a fucking ship in the fucking video, now would you fucking kindly stop using the fucking fuck word when there is no fucking need to? Fucking language please.

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7696 00:52

Is it wrong that I find that Pikachu with tits attractive and that I'm hard right now?

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7697 22:52

Why does the blue hair girl moan every time she says something 

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 05:22

>>318 absolutely not.

More importantly, where is this Pikachu with tits?

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 06:17

>>320
Guessing by the "last search" thread, it can probably be found under the AOL Keyword^W^W^W^Wby Googling for "Pikachu with tits".

(e621, it seems)

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 11:58

"You killed my men. I am different from them. I learned the art of the Dwarven Axe from Captain Ironblood himself. Your wagon zombies are no more. You are unarmed and helpless. This ends here."

The Axe Lord has transformed into a wagon!

Quote from: The Wagonmancer
You are already dead.

Urist McHero, legendary axedwarf, has been scuttled.

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 12:00

>>320
>>321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rflHvYsx0GA

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 17:29

The movie was unrealistic as hell I mean if Godzilla was in my city I would just take my katana and

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 20:12

The Middle East has enjoyed the joys of diversity for over a thousand years, and the result is that there are no stable republics or democracies there.

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 16:14

reads comments, looks up necrophilia ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
That is disgusting!

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 01:15

Rap fans have been gay for a long time and are just in denial. Worshiping sweaty men who tell you how "hard" they are in every song. Singing about your love of flamboyant clothing. the constant "MUH DICK" attitude. dancing around shirtless with gold jewelry. having "swag". getting "crunk"

You dudes have been gay for a long time, you just didn't know it. Everyone else did though.

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 01:34

Taking a month off to write a book is a lot like going to prison. It's super important to shank somebody on the first day.

329 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 02:38

>>327 Hair metal bands operated on much the same principles

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7702 18:46

As a young man, there is no point to build the provider role any longer. Women have decided to marry the government. Why work so hard for so many years, when all it takes is one phone call to destroy you? gIfm scared is all it takes from your wife. Why work hard for a decade, when all u get is a used women? Women arenft worth the trouble, better to get laid and have a peaceful home, most young women donft have the slightest clue how to create a home.

331 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7703 01:42

Nothing says metal like busting out of a cabin and start shredding your violin. 

332 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7703 04:16

I miss Mark's old hairdo a lot. It just seemed to suit him better and in some cases exaggerated his funny expressions in a good way. He kinda looks like a guttered candle now, all floppy and mushed down to the side. 

333 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7705 20:18

Another possiblity is that wagons theselves become horrified and explode

334 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7706 05:30

are you the real judith? i have seen the movie (city of lost children) sometime in the year 2000 on tv. After watching you i got very bad depressions. i was in love with you i guess. it was a really bad experience. i didnt know what to do. after 6 months i was in a mental hospital since i was about to commit suicide. i dont know if you are the real judith but i thought i would write to you. in that 6 months i experienced alot of things. i was almost crazy for you. i can not describe it.

i was crying day and night by looking at your pictures. i didnt know what to do. i even didnt know what was happening. perhaps i was crazy. it hurted so much thinking about you. i dont know what to write. if i would start to write it would take 2 days to describe but what you did to mu. take care!

i wish i could contact you earlier. you would have solved all of my problems. i dont want you to love me, i just want you to understand me.

"what you did to me" i meant sorry my english is not so good by

335 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7707 16:42



George Washington? Hell, imagine Dwight Eisenhower surveying the scene only 53 years after he left office:

Then: Operation Wetback.
Now: Repeated amnesties for illegal Mexican border-jumpers.

Then: The Gemini project, first manned spaceflight.
Now: Paying the Russians to put our stuff into orbit.

Then: Single motherhood strongly stigmatized, low rate of illegitimacy.
Now: Single mother a sort of secular saint, high rate of illegitimacy and climbing.

Then: Blue collar manufacturing jobs plentiful and well paid.
Now: Manufacturing jobs shrinking.

Then: Homosexuality considered abnormal.
Now: gYoufre a homophobe.h

Then: Immigrants expected to make an effort to assimilate, learn English.
Now: gYoufre a racist and a xenophobe.h

Then: Own a small business and youfre a respected member of the community.
Now: gIf youfve got a business, you didnft build that! Somebody else made that happen!h

Then: Traditional gender roles the norm, most believe men and women have different, biologically hard-wired natures.
Now: Women can do anything men can do, and do it more capably.

Then: High levels of trust between unrelated strangers, low rate of crime.
Now: Declining levels of trust more common, crime rate brought down through a combination of fudging the statistics, high rates of incarceration, and the rise of a gsurveillance society.h

Then: Being in need of government assistance a source of embarrassment and shame.
Now: Gimmedat.

Then: Virginity or at least a minimal number of sex partners the ideal for women. Low threshold for being considered gdamaged goods.h
Now: Promiscuity is praiseworthy; the idea of gdamaged goodsh is antiquated and misogynistic.

You get the idea.

336 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7708 13:50

Imagine the comparison between China in 2014 with China 53 years ago. The differences might be even more dramatic.

337 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7709 01:33

The most experimental thing Coppola's ever done was your mom.

338 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7709 03:07

Southern California, paradise 4 decades ago, is fixed in my mind now as the place where the L.A. city councilwoman said on camera "We found out that the constitution doesn't allow us to ban certain kinds of music."

339 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7710 12:59

Muh 1 under Windoof? Seit wann geht das denn?

340 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 13:34

>no blood
>no semen

I hate to say it, OP, but if you're too squeamish for either of those things, maybe you shouldn't be in a death cult.

341 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 15:32

"Virgin!" is probably the last thing you want to hear when you fire a game up.

342 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 18:37

So is this bum sex malarky any good?

343 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 18:57

>>342
Not really. Bums are very dirty, smelly people.

344 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 20:24

The original trailers looked somewhat interesting I thought. The ones used in this video.

However, it was NOT an Xcom game. At all.
It would be like announcing the new Syndicate game and making it a first person shoo-...
Or, erm if they announced a sequel to Dungeon Keeper and made it an awful freemium ga-......

You know I'm just gonna shut up.

345 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7711 20:50

That's what your mom said.

346 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 02:49

How am I going to know if I'm interested in bisexual female #69?

347 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 14:47

Well consider this...

Imagine if ducks were mammal. Yes, take your time, close your eyes and concentrate. What makes mammals... mammals? Now, think about ducks. Common, mundane ducks. Then combine these images in your head.

What is your first thought when you succeed at this? "Thanks god they aren't real"? Well, it should be "Thanks evolution they aren't real" instead. It is because ducks never mutated into that horrible abomination from your imagination that we can enjoy the sight of those aquatic birds.

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 16:28

>>347
Platypus.

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 17:45

my aim in chat was never to funny cause i know i can't my humor is not meant for internet i am more of in person funny guy so i totally fail here.

350 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 17:46

Cum now, surely we can be friends. I know so much about you... I love you.. look at everything I've done for you. You'd be nothing without me. I bet you're busy talking to some fucking slut. Fucking skank, is she hotter than me? Would you fuck me? Are you gay?

351 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 23:32

The right is masculine and full of winners. The left is feminine full of whiners.

352 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 12:41

>>348
Homo homini platypus est.

353 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 13:56

Believe it or not, the rosary comes to my aid on these issues as well.

While I'm browsing the Internet, I keep the rosary hanging on my shoulder, with the Crucifix pointing at the screen. It helps me to think that Jesus is watching what I'm doing on the Internet, and as soon as a lewd image pops out, I scroll fast past it so not to upset Jesus and Mary. As long as I have it there, I don't have any problems with lewd or improper material.

Try it, who knows, maybe it will help you too :)

354 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 21:40

I used to work at an amusement park where they had sesame street characters. One day big bird showed up drunk and puked inside the costume. He got fired. They needed someone to be big bird later in the day. I worked nearby, but not as a character. Somehow they chose me. It's awkward wearing an 8'2", 65lb costume. You look through some mesh in the neck area of the costume. It's hard to see. There's a contraption that comes down from the head which controls the head and mouth. It looks like a bicycle brake on a swivel at the end of a thin rod inside the costume. Squeezing it opens the mouth, turning or twisting it moves big bird's head. Big bird's feet are wide. You're supposed to walk with your toes pointed outwards so you don't trip. It's a lot to think about when you've never been big bird before. I got caught up in how crazy it was to suddenly become big bird. I especially liked opening and closing the mouth and moving the head around. It probably looked like big bird wanted to eat someone. Maybe I should have focused more on doing basic big bird things. Within ten minutes of getting the costume on I accidentally kicked a toddler in the chest. I just didn't see him.

355 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7718 22:19

You guys are boat fags! And need to get blown up by frags! So, now grow up and Get A life from Met Life I know rick got one...pat...

356 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7719 06:28

My father spent his life building up his refrigerator company. From a small startup, clawing for every customer he could get, he gained both fame as a charismatic salesman and someone who really cared about his customers. He would go on to do commercials, and trade shows showing off his new high-end refrigerator model.

My father was a refrigerator magnate.

357 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7719 21:38

R༼ຈل͜ຈ༽É I WANNA TAKE U 4 A RIDE R༼ຈل͜ຈ༽É

358 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 00:32

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that he is.

359 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 06:13

Shit I was going to say that. Oh well. Seriously, MrCreepyPasta you should tell us where you get this awesome pics and what they're called so we can find them and use them to freak out our grandma's... Or at least so I can scare my grandma. She has it coming; She always pinches my cheeks and calls me "Princess Fancypants" in front of my friends and gives me nasty oatmeal cookies instead of chocolate chip ones and I don't know how but those oatmeal cookies always tasted stale even if Grandma had just baked them. Seriously!

360 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 19:56

Just remember: Impractical female outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a fantasy. Impractical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a concept. Practical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume the role. Practical female outfit? Sexist against women because male power fantasy to have violence or strife against "normal-looking" women.

361 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 03:17

At first I misread the title as "Formica Necrophilia", and I thought to myself "What is this about? Fucking dead bodies on plastic countertops?"

362 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 13:52

As a correctional officer I can confirm: someone destined to be a prison bitch has a look on his face pretty close to that one.

363 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 17:21

Or maybe, somewhere, you realise that the left can really only exist where there is a safe niche that has been carved out by the centre, or right, a long time ago. That would mirror the history of the west, after all.

364 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 19:06

He's right! That's cheap, functional, and sure to annoy my wife. It couldn't be better.

365 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 02:24

The fire wheel picture in the box looks like a friggen swastika and that's not good. Ninja gyden (I can't spell) is evil!!!!!!!!!

366 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 05:02

Wait... what can make a lunar eclipse? What gets between Earth and Moon?

367 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 18:41

The words in bold are why we should be ignored.

Men, there is no way to not offend women. Don't bother trying. Really, tell us to shut up and make a sammich as Corvinus mentioned.

368 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7728 06:51

( ͡‹ ͜ʖ ͡‹) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡‹ ͜ʖ ͡‹)

369 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7728 20:31

I feel like burning their personal translation thread since she just considered the slutty dude who draws the stage 1 has a different from here? I can't say that one.

It's basically the best to VA school. When will be better animation shop girl would make them that wanted to downloading from /jp/. Haven't touched a ``ground'' note to prove me to be considered masturbation material for my Junior year, we can steal her down planes and password for timing, a visitor

I get into my daughter. Momiji in a bit of reading it if he'd use an invite-only chinese forum.

370 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7728 23:48

i revive noob lmgs all the time... i find it funny to jump-start the walking century guns. 1 zap from the defibs and off it goes hip-firing with its 200 bullets across any map.

371 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7729 02:59

Before we begin, I would like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ for my life, and all the gifts which I've been given in it, including the ability to make this extension. Your name be glorified, my Savior, even in something as small as this. Amen.

MP3 Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?p1kok6unlps...
WA2 Extensions Folder: http://www.mediafire.com/?2pix1ume5f7e2

A heart-pumping theme of heroism, played whenever the Agile Remote Mission Squad is preparing to save the day. From Sony Computer Entertainment's Wild Arms 2nd Ignition, released in the US under the simpler title of Wild Arms 2.

Note: This extension was created from a PSF file converted to an MP3; it is uploaded purely for entertainment purposes, and in no way profits me. All rights are reserved to their respective creators, and videos are subject to removal per their request.

372 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7729 19:31

It's not my phallus, it's some other guy's phallus!

He has a mitten because I opted to give the phallus bodypart the [GRASP] tag. So they wear mittens and wield hammers with their phallus... And punch you with them.

373 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7729 21:38

stfu pot smoking punk befor I whip my belt and turn you into a decent kid

374 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 15:56

U r a fag lel Spoderman showed me the ligt he cn shw u 2

375 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 21:08

This cartoon is SO unrealistic. Black kids don't know who their dads are. :-P 

376 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7731 16:39

i cant believe no one commented them yet!! this song is so chaos that its beautiful.

377 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7732 15:25

I'm bi, so I don't mind the other cocks. I'm more worried about the logistics of it... who decides who goes in what hole? Do we all finish at once or just whenever? If any of the other guys are bi, is it cool if I mess around with them, or should we all focus on the chick? What's the gangbang etiquette?

378 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7732 16:12

fag

379 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7732 19:44

Now I've got a mental image of MODOK rubbing his face up against a door jamb like a dog with an itchy butt.

380 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7732 22:56

You guys know I love fucking ninjas

381 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7733 17:24

HK P7 family

382 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 08:42

Uh, is that anime girl so mortified her flesh is desiccating? Last I checked, people only turn blue if they freeze, suffocate, ingest too much colloidal silver, or die.

383 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 20:41

We may kill and maim, but we damn sure won't lie. We have limits, you know.

384 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7734 20:53

You wear it well

385 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7736 16:59

It's a good think skeletons aren't real.

386 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7737 00:02

Self-publishing is no substitute for therapy, friend.

387 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7737 14:28

All your negatives are the reason i love this game. So i would rather them not casualize the game for man babies.

388 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7737 14:44

lol yea i know dude i think you are taking this conversation far too seriously for us to be talking about a guy named Cock Knocker

389 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7737 18:54

The concept of hell is public domain and God doesn't seem interested in lobbying for a retroactive copyright extension.

390 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7739 00:26

Is starting up doom2.exe with the "-file pooper.wad pooper.deh" command enough?

391 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7739 03:34

Stop trying to get me to read Archie comics.

392 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7740 01:26

The "ableist" thing seems like something that started out as a joke which SJWs were too spergy to realize was satire.

393 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7741 20:13

Most of my time in writers groups has been spent wishing that people spent less time inserting themselves into their books, and more time inserting their books into themselves and then fucking off so the rest of us can get on with it.

394 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7742 13:57

Also, the demons should have been aliens, or people who got turned into freaks by a disease because they were assholes. If Doom was a movie or a book that's what would happen.

395 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7743 13:07

Fuck Blizzard though. They are one droopy penis after they tarnished the good reputation of Diablo.

396 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7744 15:10

His ideas are old and unoriginal, he offers no "solutions", he spouts boilerplate Marxism and hangs out with people who shit on the sidewalk while they "occupy" places they could never create on their own initiative.

Color me unimpressed.

397 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7744 23:47

I didn't know that shitting out of my dick into my balls wasn't normal, but I don't even know who invented the Helicopter so who cares.

398 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7746 01:01

Ifm beginning to believe that women are just too fragile to handle a college environment. Perhaps they should be kept at home until they marry, or at most sent to single-sex finishing schools.

399 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7746 13:50

>>398
I'm not a woman, but I was certainly too fragile to handle a higher education. I'm smart, I'm wise and well aware that I know nothing.

400 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7746 18:16 

Brad, I apologize in advance that Ifm about to use bad words on your page, but I simply donft have the time, nor the patience to deal with this fucking troglodyte imbecile in an amicable fashion.
Instead Ifm going to mock him, berate him, insult him and his fundamental philosophy, maybe call him some more names, rejoice in my giant majority, maybe add a few more insults, then go to bed, in my giant house in the mountains with my hot athletic wife. I wonft bother to wait for Forestfs response, because it will consist of some poorly thought out sound bytes regurgitated from Mother Jones and a series of links, and Ifd rather suck start a 12 gauge than listen to one more fucking doofus tonight.
First off, why wonft anybody answer his question about the gender gap?
Well, Forest, that would be because it is a stupid fucking question.
Youfre like that crazy hobo on the subway demanding everyone justify the moon ferrets. But moon ferrets arenft real, so why waste a bunch of time explaining that to a stinky hobo. But Ifll try, because Ifm a retired accountant, and when people like you try to use stats it is like watching a monkey humping a football. So amusing, but kind of sad.
If you mean the pay gap that exists between women, anybody with an ounce of statistical sense knows that it is insignificant when it comes to actual equivalent jobs with equivalent requirements. Once you factor in that women are statistically more likely to take time away from their careers for child rearing and factor that in, the pay difference is statistically insignificant. Unless you work in the Obama White House, because fuck you is why.
Men also tend to work more in dangerous or physically demanding jobs by choice, which also pay better. Nobody forces them to go into those fields. Men also get more STEM degrees and women get more LAS degrees. STEM pays better. Nobody is forcing these men to do math, but men and women are different. If you donft understand why my accounting degree is more valuable that your gender studies degree, you donft understand basic econ 101 and supply and demand. So yes, I would like fries with that.
If you mean the gender gap in voting between the parties, just about every psychological study ever conducted by somebody not huffing paint understands that women tend to make decisions more emotionally and men tend to make them more logically. I see you reaching for you Sexist Card, but I said tend. This is not always the case, it is simply a trend. If you donft like it or find that sexist, you can fuck off and die. Men and women are different. Most of us happen to like that. Some men think more emotionally (like pajama boy metrosexual hipster douchebags for example), and some women think more logically (like hot republican warrior babes), but a trend is a trend.
Now, the DNC being a bunch of sleazy shitwads, do manage to have some people working there who are excellent at stats and marketing. Ifm assuming they hire evil republican capitalists for these positions because they show some basic competence. Regardless, these clever people understand the whole emotional reaction thing, and when your platform is mostly bullshit, they aim their marketing at a bunch of heart string tugging, sob story, feel good but do nothing, nonsense that appeals to the big hearted and mushy headed voter. Why yes, I donft want old people to starve and free health care for everyone! Yay!
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