"total crap, but I enjoy it"
"Stop living in the 90s." Can the doom community fuck off with this cancer? If we truly "stopped living in the 90's" we'd have stopped playing doom over a decade ago.
You dont have a brian! smart ass
FUĆKlNG SPAMING CUNTS. IF I EVER CATCH YOU I WILL STICK A CUNTING KNIFE THROUGH YOUR FUĆKlNG THROATS
I have possibly the world's stupidest death story. Somewhere in Russia not too long ago, a group of guys got together in a cabin and decided to get drunk. A few of them decided to prove how manly they were and started beating each other with frozen turnips. One guy then decided to up the take it up a notch and cut off his toes with a chainsaw. Moments later, his idiot friend took the chainsaw from him, said "watch this", and sawed his own head off with the chainsaw. The moral of this story is alcohol, chainsaws, and Russians should never be in the same place at the same time.
Eh, I’ll live. That’s one of the nice things about being a conservative– you get pretty thick skin pretty fast. And I almost feel sorry for Our Betters, the Liberals, in that regard ― when I find out a celebrity doesn’t share my politics, or that the media are lying about a story, or that some government program had the opposite of its intended effect, I just shrug, because that’s par for the course for us. Meanwhile, they have to expend god alone knows how much effort dodging reality every single day in order to keep the faith. It must be an exhausting way to live. At some point they should turn to the Dark Side, if only to catch their breath….
The best reason not to strike a woman today is that you will never be able to get rid of her afterwards.
Can u play five nights at fuckboys pls. Its a real game
I actually work with bees and people seem to fail to realize when they aren't flying they are crawling all over each other. When the bee that is standing on the actual surface loses his footing all the bees over him or using him for support take the fall with him. Almost every time we check on the hive we see this happen and when they hit the ground its similar spilling some water out of a bucket. Now as someone said about removing them from their hive and stuffing them in a bag for a long time....don't fuck with that bag...don't even hold it. I will stick my hand in a hive "carefully" before I stick a finger in a bag of bees from an unknown location
Well if history is any indication, they want to keep foreign powers locked in a war in the Middle East. After all it was the long bloody war between the USSR and militants in Afghanistan that was one of the main contributing factors of the Soviet Collapse. By 1987 when the USSR finally started to pull out of the country, they had already sunk millions if on billions of their currency and several thousands troops into what was more or less an unwinnable war. Combine that with a stagnated economy back home and it becomes pretty clear that the USSR was not long for this world. Even if things like Cherynobyl didn't happen.
It's not a tree... It's a tentacle!!!
Wow, this is really interesting. We've all seen cartoon characters being eaten alive by giant monsters and then escaping, and now the story transforms to the real life? Crazy stuff. Quite disgusting and questionable from the animal rights perspective but fascinating as hell. I've never even thought that this could be done.
You should go over to his dads place and play some Jew music
and by Jew music I mean a bunch of lizards hissing over a steady 4/4 beat
You should breed it with a bulldog
teachin kids that if santas lost his trousers stick a sword up his ass loool
Oh, and I renamed it. I suddenly had a thought that the words "dump" and "shit" didn't mix well in the title.
My second fort running has been annihilated by legendary weregirraffes.
I guess this one is for Zdoom zombies only.
If you don't like the way they're doing things in Louisiana, you can always move to a deep-blue Democrat wonder city like Detroit, whose economy is flourishing after generations of unchallenged left-wing dominance.
Actually, the bigger the black hole, the smaller the tidal effects. With a black hole of (say) 100 million solar masses, such as you will find in the core of an elliptical galaxy, a human being could pass through the event horizon without even noticing the tidal forces. With an ordinary stellar black hole, it is just as you say.
Of course, the tidal forces continue to increase after passing the event horizon, and increase (in theory) to infinity at the singularity, so a few seconds later our hypothetical human would be stretched into quantum spaghetti. And because he was already inside the black hole, no force in the universe could prevent him from reaching that point.
Ours is a broken society. Because fat girls sat on it
Dear Harvard Law Students,
My condolences about all the sand, with respect to your vaginas.
Signed,
Shut the Fuck Up You Whiny Shits
John Romero's Head on a pike. The real one, that is.
"The earth's climate has been changing for billions of years, but our secret organization has found a way to freeze it right where it is. Send us money to help!"
It's not nice to make fun of nazis, actually. Of course you know jack shit about them cause your a roblox queer.
They are looking at everything but the glaring factor: radiofrequency radiation has exploded into the environment. See the presentation on study of mice from Johns Hopkins scientist, and other presentations, at C4ST in the MD Symposium. For heaven's sake, voltage gated calcium exchanges are flipped on, and blood brain barrier is harmed and therefore, leaks, and hormones that protect sleep and from cancers are depleted by the RF allowed by FCC. The industry RUNS everything, thus, the science showing the harm of RF and microwaves is suppressed or ignored. We are no longer at "let's take precautions." We are at emergency action time here to save people, including fetuses, from radiofrequency radiation - a biological hazard.
The leftist longs to have even that minimal responsibility removed ― picking between Charmin and Angel Soft is just too much for them; they need government-issue toilet paper.
>>459 Given the quality of stuff that state owned enterprises produce, I think wiping my ass with a pine cone would be better than government issue toilet paper.
There has not been any conclusive studies that show an association between smoking marijuana and gynecomastia.
Overrated. Wind power is more effective in my opinion.
mike's wang started the mike's wang joke because it is a sentient wang
This was a good video but I got really spooked when mike started talking about skeletons, and how there could even be one inside you.
To be fair, all these people can't keep his penis "out of their mouth".
pamela anderson requiring an introduction has irrevocably aged me.
Can you start a separate channel where it's just you trying to say words like "polka dot" and "robot" over and over?
When I first saw the thumbnail I thought he actually had a giant flaming
penis with a mega-sperm emerging.
Agreed. The whole point to this character existing is "look at me, I am gay. I exist to be gay and am all about being gay." Now that I wrote that down maybe art does imitate life?
You were also an invention created by accident
I would like to offer myself to a scientific institute as a test subject to be sent into a black hole. If there are any people who know how I could make this dream a reality please contact me. This is not a joke. I am completely Sincere in my proposition.
It's topics like this that make me not want to have kids. Not because I am afraid of something like "birth trauma" but because I am afraid of becoming the kind of woman in which every little goddamn thing that doesn't reaffirm my sense of goddess-like birth wonder causes me to assume that I am being violated in some sense.
I use it all the time, it works well. I get dry lips a lot. I think it's because I can't breathe through my nose a lot. My nose is crooked and sometimes I can only breathe through one nostril, especially at night. I sleep with my mouth open a lot. Not sure why, I remember I got a soccer ball kicked into my nose as a kid and my nose bleed a lot because of it. Also I used to snort cocaine, that might have something to do with it. I talked to my doctor about it and asked if he could refer me to a specialist, but he basically just told me to use chapstick and drink more water.
If you're in a rut, spear a hog.
All I heard was "ERMERGERD! THE DOSBOX SPLASH SCREEN HERTZ MEY ANUS!"
Life would be so much better if there were lolis doing random jobs. Imagine a place where jobs like baristas, librarians, mechanics, farmers, missionaries, barbers, bakers, and mail/package delivery were all done by lolis. I would be able to wake up, check to see if I got a package by the loli mailgirl, walk down the street to get a coffee made by a loli, walk across the street and get some cookies made by a loli, and then walk home.
Literally for once in my life I would feel like I could see the point in having a job, because then I could be around lolis. It would also get me out of my room more than now. As things are now I haven't ever had a job and I haven't left the house in two months.
Yes. This game is basically a shitty version of Corpse Party.
I'm sorry, I thought this was a book about birth control and Jesus, but it appears to be written in FORTRAN.
"she is naked with nudity".... best comment ever lol oh no, she should be naked with clothes
The sulfur chemistry of FOOF remains unexplored, so if you feel like whipping up a batch of Satan's kimchi, go right ahead.
And I suppose naming my rival in Pokemon "Dicks" ruins the immersion?
you make my skin crawl
I don't think you understand, the people you say that are so called Christians, and promote terrible things, are not actually Christians! If you where a Christian you would understand what's right and wrong, just because you're nice doesn't mean your going to heaven! You have to believe in god! Love him! Love that Jesus Christ died on the cross! And just think about this, Jesus suffered and suffered, got whipped, and got hung on an old cross. Just because he didn't want us to go to hell, I don't understand how you can even live like that! If you're one of those weird people that thinks the earth is a million years old, well that was proven wrong when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon! If you don't know what I mean, I'll explain it for your little brain, Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon, thinking that he would sink down in the dust of the moon. Because he thought since the moon was here for millions and millions of years, there should be a Clapton of dust! Well... There wasn't, so there is how evolution doesn't exists or the Big Bang.
I like how you can seduce people now with WoL.
I lost a war to Charlemagne but at least I'm banging his wife.
One clean slice would have fixed it all. Good job not cutting off your dick, now you're going to die.
Societal constructs limit us to acknowledging only two genders... I have always believed that gender is more like a rainbow. The only condition you may suffer from is the "Human" condition:) Thanks for sharing, you are beautiful.
Here is a known thing: the error bar in the estimates of CO2 from biomass decay exceeds the entire amount of CO2 emission attributed to humans.
Upon reflection, what Leftists resemble are not herbivores, but pets. They take no responsibility for their own survival; their ideology makes them smug in the illusory assurance that Master will always look after them. And they sneer at the unkempt coats and unfat bellies of the animals who know how to fend for themselves. They mistake their incapacity for superiority, and take their weakness as a badge of bon ton. Because you know, strength is so gauche, and so unequal.
NUCKEAR WEAPONS DO NOT EXIST ... NEITHR DOES DARK MATTER, BLAC HOLES, PULSARS AND THE BIG BANG....
He's asking whether there is any kind of link between posting on this website using a personal identification code, and impecuniousness.
Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means you value your relationship more than your ego
I had a dream in which I was an event planner for a space race. It was fun until the tentacles part then things just got weird.
It's a flattering offer, but no, thank you. It is, however, only reasonable
for me to explain why, so here's why:
1) To implement your algorithm would require me to gain information from
you, and this has historically proved to be a daunting and fruitless task;
2) there is the risk that, were I to implement your algorithm, this might in
some way be seen as my endorsement of its validity, and I have my reputation
to think of;
3) I have better things to do with my time.
In many ways, radical Islam is tailor made for Leftists: without any accomplishments, without anything to offer anyone, you get to think of yourself as holy and superior. And you get a free pass on killing and raping anyone who disagrees with you. What's not to like?
Fake Rihanna videos are actually a virus don't click!
>>498
The comments you pick get more funky each time, vox-populi-kun.
Reason given for ban: China
Do folks in Paris still think Islam is the Religion of Peace?
Wow reay?
U guys are having problem with sexual
U gust show his gigantic bonner to girl to prepair having a sex
Jesus
Is there an easy way for a 1995 Buick century custom? Please help.
3 years ago
YOU TUBE POSTINGS GET BETTER AND BETTER ALL THE TIME, GREAT CRAMPS THING GOING ON , VERY CREATIVE AND LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FUTURE WITH LIKEWISE OPEN MINDED PEOPLES LIVING ALTERNATIVELY WITHIN A HARSH CAPITALIST SOCIETY.
You do have to wonder... what happened when the Klingons ran across the random super entities, minor gods, and historical recreations of there home world? There must have been a high fleet attrition rate for all the ships killed by god like beings that they fired torpedoes at.
Prehistoric woman, say Moir and Jessel, with a shorter life span and more pregnancies than modern women, could expect 10 menstruations in her life. Modern women can expect 400! We have to put up with 40 times more shit from our women than biology ever intended, and they expect us to believe that we are the problem. Contrary to toxic rumor, pregnant women are the happiest, most centered, women in the world. Women were intended to spend the great part of their young lives pregnant, not working in offices. It's a biological fact.
Urine used to be used as an ingredient for cloth dye.
Shorter media response to Charlie Hebdo massacre: "but although while perhaps maybe."
I really should bring this classic to my philosophy professor's attention.
The sexual superwoman may be riddled with cleverly designed orifices of various kinds, something like a wriggly Swiss cheese, but shapelier and more fragrant; and her supermate may sprout assorted protuberances, so that they intertwine and roll all over each other in a million permutations of The Act, tireless as hydraulic pumps"
I believe I've nearly perfected my Anti Plagiarism Format. It's embedded into
the FAQ itself, so anyone who tries to steal it would have to basically
rewrite a very large portion of the document. I also decided to drop the dummy
tags since they were too obvious a trick (and a thief would have to be totally
stupid to fall for them). Besides, the REAL format is far better that the tags
could ever be. I know the formula for it and you don't. Oh yeah ... and I have
documentation in case a court of law ever needs it.
The Hivemind incantation of “privilege” is best viewed as a tacit admission by bitter losers that genes and heritage matter, as does self-discipline, and that they resent having been saddled with the polluted bloodlines of degenerates.
Requesting a well dressed and mildly nerdy demon girl similar to the reference who's breasts expand whenever her horns are rubbed or someone talks about new technology. She's having her horns rubbed by another sexy demon girl which is making her rather horny and on top of that she's talking about some high tech mumbo jumbo she doesn't fully understand. The demon girl is trying her very best not to enjoy it, but she is and it's quite obvious by her face, popping blouse and expanding breasts with perky nipples through her shirt/bra. Not really into full on nudity or liquids though and apologies if that ruins the request. Partly intended to be silly, but definitely a little erotic.
No one has the right not to be offended. Sometimes the thing that hurts the most is the thing you most need to hear.
OK, heres the line up:
vocals: Jacobi maculate, jay persona, Brandi brutality
strings: rico suave(electric guitar), nikki love(acoustic& bass)
keyboard: Stevie w
drums: we still need one of these
my pain is your treasure
this is kind of a funny video that i decided to make because both my parents passed away and it would cheer me up, please be easy on the comments, thanks!
Sir Humphrey Appleby was years ahead of his time.
whatever dude, i'm gonna keep eating cereal while playing castlevania
I guess sometimes I forget not everyone smokes everyday. well one thing I noticed when I first started smoking weed, is when ever I would get anxiety. it was not due from the plant. it was due to the fact I was freaking myself out. after I got my medical marijuana card and did not care who knew I was high and did not care how high I was around people, all the anxiety went out the door. So to everyone that gets freaked out at times when they smoke. I say just take a breath and know it is all in your head. just stop freaking yourself out. do not care if you get to high or who knows.
I hope to hand some control to a committee or something. God did not ban networking, but I insist on the 100,000 line limit. We could probably have FTP and TELNET. I don't want a full browser and all that. It's hard to explain, but it's kind-of designed to be small. Multimedia would fragment memory with big files. I really don't want it a complete operating system. I really want it to be a secondary OS, for the next thousand years, that lives peacefully dual booting on machines, along side your primary OS. 640x480 16 color is definitely a rule from God. Therefore, you want another OS for normal stuff.
And b'coz of your stupid "western influence" Japan goes to conquer Asia and bomb America
I'm still willing to compromise on some vital issues...I'm not an arsehole all the time and sometimes I'm also very...submissive...
im 75 percent german and im bloned hair blue eyed and im not a nazi haha noobs
Feminists, of course, would like to see that trope transformed, so that Bella stakes the vampire, has the werewolf put down at the pound, and runs off with a woman who looks like Pete Rose.