"total crap, but I enjoy it"
Male or female
Which one is he or she
its got a full rack of breasts
and a large pee-pee
She can be fucked real well
to pleasure a man
but if her member done swell
then the opposite can
I love this person be it a woman or a boy
She gibe me pleasure more than any sex toy
Worth more than a female, less ugly than a man
transgender does sex much better than any other sex can
I really wish that tactical turnbased combat would come back. I think the problem is that "realtime" is a buzz word. I still remember seeing an advertisement for a racecar simulation game that listed "Realtime Action!" as one of the features... I had to laugh because I was getting SO tired of Turn-based Racecar games...
The entire premise of Pokemon is enslaving the cutest things in the world and making them pit-fight, so I think I'm inured to the discomfort of injuring cute creatures.
I finished the game today. There are no puzzles, satisfying or otherwise.
That raises a different issue that I'll try to explain by analogy: I imagine that there would not be a statistically significant difference between the percentage of people in prison who would normally identify as gay and the people outside prison who would normally identify as gay. Nevertheless, prison rape is a thing that happens disproportionately.
Similarly, to a crackhead in a morgue another hole might be nothing more or less than another opportunity. Details like "being a child" are secondary to "I bet my penis could fit in this," so throwing around the term pedophile isn't useful here as a description.
Theres a nude female creature on the title screen so I give it at least 8/10 points!
GREAT, SO NOW ON TOP OF BEING MISTAKEN FOR EVERY DAMN RANDOM CREATURE IN HISTORY, I'M GONNA BE TOLD STORIES OF HOW I WAS A CHILD-RESCUING GHOST SPIDER?
>>649
Was this one about Jeremy Clarkson and Bill Cosby by any chance
This is the kind of game that could be fun and interesting or cringe-worthy and stupid depending on the quality of the narration. So far, it's doing a good job walking right on the line, but it could go anywhere.
The SJWs have to choose. Either they can engage in rational discourse or they can accept being called sluts and savages and racists and evil, ugly feminists on a regular basis. What is not on the table is one-way communication where they attack and lecture us and we humbly accept it in dutiful silence.
its odd i can fly incredibly with a hotas, but with mouse and keyboard i look like the retarded kid trying to put salami in a dvd player.
This is exactly the rationale behind all the attacks on white male privilege -- "Ah is powerless, an' evil whitey done stole mah privlege!"
Not the first time, nor surely the last, that the Left projects its own thought processes onto its opponents.
then look for but only I have personally kb longer universe or so and that's why this is a beautiful diverse yet hast thou not prescribe what mode it go want egomaniacal
I purposefully make people who work at Little Caesar's uncomfortable. I go there rather frequently, sometimes I buy pizza sometimes I don't, and I go at all times of day. I've learned all the employee's names on the current roster, including the manager, and congratulate people on their new jobs when I haven't seen someone before. I always make sure I buy the Little Caesar plush dolls from the same employee. I sometimes ask if they have any pizzas that haven't been cut. I will always try to make small talk with them, ask them about whether or not they've seen a specific recent Little Caesar's commercial and whether they think it's funny. I once asked the manager whether the pepperoni was safe for cats, and also complimented her on their corporate culture. I've told some that I hate their pizza but told others it's my favorite, and I just apply my own crust flavors so I don't have to go to Pizza Hut. I think some of them suspect that I'm fucking with them but others think I'm autistic.
Achievement for what – acting as a gateway drug to harder stuff like giving credibility to lunatics who have nervous breakdowns on Twitter because WorldCon is a killing field of fat jokes and non-jazz hands clapping?
gIfm not safe. Wherefs my mummy and cats?h
What would you rate this game out of 5?? Please tell me soon. Thanks
I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app.
When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed.
What about if you friendzone girls? I've tried it and it was amusing; but they tend to become hysterical/vengeful.
I wish I didn't live in a world where a stupid Flintstones game was one of the rarest NES games. I mean Flintstones. For reals?
I could go search for people's reasons and justifications for being a card carrying member of the KKK. That doesn't make them any more understandable.
>>665 It came out during the last days of the NES. That would be like complaining that Kirby's Dreamland 3 was rare, despite having a popular character.
I also need loli daughter online simulator
I remember learning about the frog dissecting thing by watching E.T. in the 80s and thinking "Man, America is fucked up!"
Then of course I grew up, learned to know America better, and now I think "Man! America is fucked up!"
Where am I showing this "anger" you speak of I? I just think it's incredibly lame and unnecessary. Yet I still challenge you to show me the logic of why having a $5 NES game with cleavage behind it is supposed to be tempting to anyone in the internet age. Sorry, "eye candy" just doesn't cut it as an excuse. Boobs aren't going to make Abadox on the NES any more desirable.
II'll still never understand why many Dudebros claim to totally like women and stuff but enjoy sports where men in tight clothes lean near each other's butts and grab a ball.
No, but the screen of my laptop is always very hot for some reason and the air coming from the screen is quite warm, and when I bring my face near the monitor it almost feels like a girl's face is almost touching mine
What luck, too: It turns out that every specific item I Googled, hoping to find a page with the list of spells, ISN'T USED IN ANY SPELL. If I'd just Googled "twig of firethorn" or "enchanted shaft," I would have found it. Actually, the latter might have taken me elsewhere.
Hitler got it all wrong.
What is more important? Killing all the jews? Or taking over the world? Uncle Adolf should have focused on the latter instead of all that other stuff, Einstein could have helped him make nukes.
your game sucks cock. It is not fun. It has bad graphics. I could pull
a better game out of my ass! it is so bad for children! And it is
immature boner blower
signed
mark the mighty
Infinite scrolling is yet another example of imposing smartphone UI design principles on everything. Apparently the average web developer is a single-minded ape that can only cope with a single paradigm at once. Therefore every machine with a display, even if it has a keyboard full of navigation keys and no touch input whatsoever, must now be treated as if user interaction can only happen by swiping fingers.
I'd say that the circle represents the Cacodemon's butthole.
I kinda gave cats the ability to raise the dead
I was arrested recently for shitting in my town's only freshwater reservoir. Maybe you should become a forest ranger or whoever those meanies were who held me there until the cops showed up. The thing is, I'd do it again in a heartbeat. That reservoir hasn't seen the last of my ass.
So let's take a look at the guy's interests:
Nazi propaganda
Stargate
Bad fanfiction
Momar Gadhaffi
Violent games
Aztec serpent gods
3d modeling
Eclectic tastes, I must say.
I'm thinking about replacing the traditional padded cushion couch with a hammock. Think two people could easily sit in one together, feet on the ground... doing.. couch.. stuff? Watching movies, etc
According to an article in my newspaper today (Tuesday), Chris Roberts, a social historian, has researched 24 nursery rhymes, including "Oranges and Lemons".
He concludes that virtually all of them are full of sexual innuendo. "Oranges and Lemons" is, in fact a lewd song about a couple's wedding night. "Candle etc." is a reference to the new bride tempting the groom, while "here comes a chopper" alludes to the bride losing her virginity.
Make of it what you will, but I think it says more about Chris Roberts than it does about nursery rhymes!!
Yup someone posted some Asterix and Obelix 'nudes' some time ago. Goodbye childhood.
Everyone was dead and there were about 159490851051067186716414124 crocodiles in the town so I decided to just delete the save.
2016 Hugo award winner:
"If you were a bag of Doritos, my love", by Seanan McGuire
I hope all of you newbies are practicing. I will come back to rape everyone and take the gold again.
God, I love being easy to please. Life is so much more fun this way.
Does mortal kombat have a deep enough story that it matters if a character is gay? Because normally beat'em ups have a pretty lame ass story, so if this one is interesting, I need to put this game on my radar.
I am both confused and amused that theyfve made insensibility to sex its own orientation, or gender, or whatever. If a character was asexual, how would you even know, unless he went around announcing it? And since when are people uninterested in sex some kind of persecuted minority? Unless they advertise it everywhere, no one would even suspect, and if they do advertise it everywhere, theyfre probably only persecuted for being obnoxious.
SJWs are used to being able to start fights and keep the fight going until they start to lose, then say, "Enough!" Because their opponents are "decent" people who give the benefit of the doubt, they will shake hands and walk away -- allowing the SJW time to regroup and attack again later. They're able to use a decent man's decency against him, in other words.
So it scares the crap out of them when they realize an opponent won't allow his own decency to be their tool, but will take them by the throat with the same lack of remorse that they showed him. They're so used to getting away with that that it seems like the natural order to them, and anything else honestly feels "unfair."
Did you know in The Holy Bible God of Jesus specifically instructs his followers to be at peace with other religion! It is true.
Although I am a baptised non-denominational Christian, I have nothing against people who believe in Islam, and such. In fact, I have talked with one who believes in Islam. We have friendly conversations. Islam says their God is the creator of ALL. It is fine. It is too silly to get into war over religious talks.
Anyways, today, I just want to come and say God has bless me with a happy lifestyle. Thank you my The LORD of all hosts! Thank you LORD without-gap for the rest of forever!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is legendary amounts of amazing here. Why so many people get angry? They take too seriously! Remember video game are for ENTERTAINMENT! You get angry not! Bibleman has sense of humor, YOU don't! If you take game serious, you go outside, get job, and quit bitching. Yes? 5/5 It almost satisfy my bisexyness. ALMOST.
I too am an addicted ass smeller and eater. There is something about a woman that makes it ok. Their femininity takes away the gross aspect. I'm so addicted that every woman I see, that's the first thing I imagine, licking their dirty hole. Most probably think about the pussy, but I prefer ass over pussy any day. You can't get that same nasty eroticism with pussy. There has to be the knowing that shit does come out of it. When eating an asshole (and I have eatin' a lot of ass--from my experience women don't mind at all--very few), I love to just stare at it up close, and look at it's beauty. I think it's the most sexiest part of the female body. And then just dig in. And I rarely ever stop until the woman kind of pulls me up to move on to other things. Most of my encounters, however, are simply doing nothing but eating the asshhole, jacking off while doing it, and covering the hole with cum. That is my top fetish. That's the fantasy for me. Knowing that I did nothing but taste ass and then finishing with a hot load of cum all over the hole just aggressively eatin'.
Now, with all of that said, it has to be a clean ass. I love it clean so that I can be as dirty as possible with it. I see that some of you go way further, but shit is a different story. And many asses I've eatin' were not squeaky clean; some smelled a little, some smelled quite a bit. But I still will finish if I start. I kind of enjoyed it because I knew how dirty it was, and knew that when I came, it was going to be a major cum blast. The dirtier the better the orgasm.
I wish we lived in a society where you could just tell any woman what you want to do with them without any repercussions. I work with some hot women, and even if I can't do it to them, I want them to know how bad I want to, and how often I think about their shit holes. I see them coming out of the bathroom sometimes and first wonder if the took a shit (which most of the time is no). But I know the ass was spread over the toilet. What I wouldn't give for that view from in the toilet.
I love ass, I crave ass daily, I can't get enough of it when I have it, and I can't stop thinking about it when I don't have it. I wish it didn't rule me sometimes, but could not imagine being in a relationship with a woman that wouldn't let me eat her daily.
I would appreciate any comments from women about this topic, as I have also been with many women who leave to eat ass as well. As a matter of fact, a woman doing it to me is where it all started. And finally, it's not licking ass, it's "eating" ass. There is a big difference.
Pic related, it's me being sophisticated.
Can't agree with you on 90s WADs. I specialize in 94-97 oldschool, played hundreds of such WADs, documented my experience of over 200+ with demos on DSDA and cannot think of many that match ImpOffer's HNTR difficulty on UV. "But what about HR and Punisher?" I hear you say. Well, you could cunt 90s WADs like HR on the fingers of one hand; until the advent of Alien Vendetta HR was considered anything but normal, more of (heh) a playground for Doomgods than anything else.
Its like a monkey with a hangover shot up heroin and buttfucked Courtney Love, and this is what was leftover. I'd rather play with myself and think about the first sentence I wrote than play this again. 1/5
It would be an event of deliciously hilariously irony if all of the nominations for Best Short Story 2016 were parodies of gIf You Were a Dinosaur, My Love.h
Wattenbergfs The Birth Dearth
Yeah, the skiffy awards haven't meant anything in terms of quality in quite a while now. Look at Rachel Swirsky's "If You were a Dinosaur, My Love," which won a Nebula last year, for heaven's sake. This for a poorly-written, disjointed rant that is neither isn't even science fiction nor fantasy, just one woman's overheated internal monologue committed to paper about how those awful, awful red-state rednecks give her the vapors, presumably voted for by sneering blue-state types who feel the same way. So, that egg is already fried, and it's a little too late for anyone to try to say "but the award is supposed to MEAN something!"
And, as others have noted, Larry Correia's throwaway blog posts about Wendell the Manatee are not only more skiffy and more entertaining but also much better written than anything "Miz" Swirsky has ever produced.
You kids today, you don't know what you missed out on in the 1980s
David Hasselhoff, dinosaurs, Nazi gangsters, explosions everywhere
today that's a cheesy action movie
but in the 1980s, that was Tuesday
Only because GB was failing as an empire. They gave those states their independence. It's not like London just declared independence and called themselves Frank.
We are talking about the dissolution of a country that fought for it's independence and then fought to keep itself together just deciding, eh fuck it and you can keep the kids. That is not the same as a crumbling empire.
No way in hell there wouldn't be violence. And ongoing violence because as many have noted the left would not be well suited to feed and defend their new utopia.
I don't like your ideas and you have to o me$9000
My favorite part about the Obama era is all the racial healing.
First law of Coloured hair: As ones hair colour diverges from the natural, the probability that one is an idiot increases geometrically.
Terry, it's typical feminine thinking.
Men want to do things. Women want to be things.
In this case, they want to be "game developers", because that's the cool new in-thing for neon-haired SJW trust fund kiddies.
But they don't have the talent or the inclination to spend years learning to code. So what they produce is mostly garbage.
They don't care if it's garbage though. They aren't trying to please customers. It's all a pose.
enjoy your big titty child action figures you pedophile fuck
You can't rape your children with nuclear arms!
I love limp-wristed white faggot leftists talking about blacks like we're helpless children who just don't know any better.
But seriously, the Left is becoming ever more brittle. And knowing this I wonder what would be the best way to get them to have that psychotic break with little to no effort on my part?
I would go further and say that political correctness, while it does have its roots in Gramscian social Bolshevism, is also essentially Maoist in character.
19th Century tyrants and tyrants of the early modern age–King Ferdinand of Naples, Lenin, Stalin, Mussolini, Hitler–were content to dictate their peoplesfactions. gOderint dum metuanthwas their motto, and their commandment was: gThou shalt.h
Mao went further. Maoism seeks to dominate not only a nationfs actions, but its spirit and its desires. Note the endless gself-criticism sessionsh and gstruggle sessionsh in which the persecuted are forced publicly to confess to all manner of sins, most of them usually imaginary, in Maoist dictatorships, the greeducation camps.h
For the Maoist tyrant, gthou shalth is not enough. The would-be Mao is not content to dictate to you what you will do–he also feels entitled to control how his victims feel about their situation, and demands total, complete, eager submission to the State. This amounts to annihilation of the self, straight out of Buddhist mysticism.
I think it is not a coincidence that we see this particular form of tyranny in East Asia, with its long tradition of terrified peasants bowing and scraping before representatives of kings and emperors who purported to be living gods. It is likewise no coincidence that PC appeared in the West not very long after various watered-down forms of East Asian religion and philosophy became fads among those who consider themselves the Party Vanguard.
Hitler says gthou shalt.h Mao says gthou art.h PC is Maoist. Quod erat demonstrandum.
I like those girls with large areola.
It is proven over and over that we are more defined by our scars than by our trophy case.
That must be what Conan was talking about. Seeing his 8th grade rival drive away in his mom's minivan before him, while his mom laments his poor grades.
You've got it all wrong. Making death threats is great as long as you take the screenshot after you hit "post."
North Korea is an unimaginable country, there is only one channel on TV, there is no internet.
>>Brad didn't in reality have reason to believe he might be homosexual.
except for the cross dressing, fascination with homosexual sex acts, support for the homosexual agenda, general bitchiness and mincing, nancy-boy attitude...
