Well in their defense, I think the developers were high.
Kevin thinks he is the best. He is actually a scared being, because when they all were in trouble, he just curled up and said, "Help me mommy, help me!!! I want my blankey!!! I want my blankey!!!!!".
Kevin is a sea cucumber, and sea cucumber is the part of an animal group called echinoderms (animals that evolved with bilateral symmetry).
Also, I was banned by Bram from freesound.org for recording a sound of a hamster being roasted alive. That is censorship.
> Cries over germans making fun of his language
> Posts pic with the word "Lieveheersbeetjes" in it
>>203
Dammit, I was trying to find a species that hadn't been on the show.
Daily reminder that the ocean water control our damn weather.
That reminds me of an old thread i partook in years ago about an OP and his asian girlfriend, who had an interesting take on sexy talk
Here's the OP of it:
My GF and I recently started having sex. I'm not sure the best way to explain it, so I'm going to come right out and give examples of things she says during sex.
>You're doing great!
>You're technique and fundamentals are really good. (while going down on her)
>Yes! Keep going! You can do it!
>That's really good. You've reached your goal and I'm going to cum (This is an EXACT quote!)
>Wow! That's good. You must have been practicing!
>Thatfs IT! Youfre doing beautifully
>You did that very well. I came really hard. I knew you could do it
>Ifm very proud of you
Mind you, let me reiterate, these are things she is saying while we are having sex. Yes, while we are fucking, she keeps saying all these words of encouragement. What is she, my fucking coach? I',m so flabbergasted by this, I don't even know what to say to her. She doesn't even really talk dirty, she just will shout all these words of encouragement.
I really have to dig deep in my mind for really dirty thoughts to stay in the mood because to me it is so ridiculous that I just want to burst out laughing sometimes. What is this all about? I mean do you think maybe she is not comfortable with talking dirty and this is her way of dealing?
It's seriously fucking weird.
We did it boys. I cried on the phone with my dad today. We really did it. Fly the W boys. Fly it
It makes me angry how people brush off how I feel. Oh well there's a lid for every pot hurr duur durr. NO. Nobody has clearly been in my kitchen. Too many lids not enough pots. I am not joking I have too many lids and not enough pots. Half of them don't even work on some pots because they are old lids and newer pots. Just like real life. Too many lids and not enough pots. Those lids just sit there and rot because nothing matches with them properly.
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I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because she obviously doesn't listen.
If women aren't capable of simple things like giving consent they also shouldn't be allowed to vote in elections.
ah, an SJW is threatening Internet Shaming unless you do as she demands. How novel.
I honestly never thought I'd be one of those "Fuck the government" people. Then I started paying attention.
Nah bruh. Never trust no ho. My 2nd wife left me on some shit. The story is as followed. I was at work and I knew some shit with my girl has been weird lately. She hasnt really been affectionate and she ain't putting down anymore. I was fucking confused. Every Tuesday, this bitch makes some bomb ass wings with some Franks red hot and some homemade ranch. It was our thing. I come home and this bitch didn't make the god damn wings. Now I know this ho is tricking. I hit up my homie P to do some surveillance. He down as fuck. 9:26 p.m. that homie P calls and say that he just saw this bitch at 7/11 buying some Pringles and an Arnold Palmer. Suspect as fuck. I asked what flavor chips? He said original. Bitch straight playing bro. Everyone knows hos only eat salt and vinegar. I told him to follow and let me know where they at. He hits me and they at motel 7 on 22nd and King. She goes into room 72 and P and I wait a minute so we can catch her in the act. We end up going to the front desk and ask for a spare key because we locked out. Since we black and she was white, she gave it assuming I was this nigga Lavant. Shits trash. Go to the room with P and we bust in to see my bitch gobbling cock like she bobbin for apples. This homie Lavant and her making eye contact with me but she ain't stop bobbin. Disrespectful. I start yelling at her and she say shit like fuck you and your Tuesday wing ass bitch. That hurt because I thought that was an us thing even tho I just ate the wings and never cooked them. That home Lavant lightweight swole and he get up and ask who the fuck am I. I let him know foh with that busted shit. You fucking my Bitch so move on it then. He wasnt havin none of that. He tell me he gonna fix my broken ass and then take my girl to penetration station. This nigga clever as fuck. We square up and this homie butt ass naked. He beats my fucking ass. I don't think I even got a lick in. Homie stomped my face. My homie P cut to the hut because he wasn't having none of that shit. I'm straight leaking on the ground broken as fuck. My girl laughing as he ready to smash. He fuck this girl with me bloodied on the floor. Lightweight not even mad tho because he actually was better at sex tho. When they finished after the hour, he threw me a towel and lectured me on why all this happened. Lavant a straight up cat tho. After it was all said and done, we talked sports and he sold me a rainbow vacuum. Shit don't work for 500$ but you gonna say no to someone who just beat your ass in his bare ass and thenfucked your girls ass. Nah best investment I've done. We divorced two years later because I just got tired of having Lavant around my house not doing shit. They got to keep the house but at least I got my pride fam.
>A month ago, I'd have dismissed talk of civil war. Now, I'm not so sure.
A month ago, you could dismiss people voting for Hillary as stupid or misguided. Now, they're all clear and present dangers to civilization who support a corrupt, demon-infested creature.
3 years after I reviewed gTwisted!h, a book about roller coasters that have sex with each other (yes, really – read the gLook Insideh on Amazon) the author emailed me to demand I remove it from this site. I will do no such thing.
When I lived in Canada for a spell, I had a local bar/microbrewery with a kitchen. The staff and I got along really well, so I ended up having the privilege of being to able to order whatever I wanted. As long as the kitchen had the ingredients, they'd make it. I ordered breakfast at noon, despite them not having a breakfast menu. Cooks and chef would magick something up. Continental-style, Californian, whatever.
One day, I ordered a grilled cheese. Not on the menu, because it was all "sweet potato fries", and "steak with arugula salad" and shit like that. No boring-ass grilled cheese here. So when I ordered, one of the younger cooks blinked at me and said "aight, lemme try this", and came back with two slices of sour-dough and some melted cheese he had heated up in a pan. It was more dry than my ex after I told her she needs to stop being such a cunt. So, there I was, with his chef sitting across from me on the patio, shooting the shit, and we look at this sad, cardboard-like abomination of a bread and scratch our collective heads.
"Shawn, come over here. What is this?"
Turns out, he had never made a Grilled Cheese before, and he had no clue what the essentials were. So, chef and I went into the kitchen (as in, I stood at the doorstep, because rules) and trained Shawn how to grill a cheese. The butter, my friend. Add some of that back bacon. Yeah, now some spices.
After that, Shawn was able to magick one of the sickest loaded Grilled Cheese I had had in my life. Good times.
Alright now I'm nervous. For the past few weeks Trump has been looking like a sure thing in Florida and it looked like we were well onto our way towards making America great again. Then I got to the polling booths..
I hopped out of my Uber with my MAGA hat and instantly regretted bringing it 100s of Hispanics and Blacks who had been lining up for god knows how long just turn around and give me the most hateful of looks. They're all draped in I'm With Her t-shirts and that goddamn Hillary arrow symbol bullshit flooded the area. I then got to the poll booth tapped Trump on the screen and split through the crowd of minorities all crying about how it was time that America moved forward. I got into my Uber and left with tears welling in my eyes.
All in all I think we have lost Florida and I'm just hoping Michigan and Maine pull through.
My 3 1/2 year old and 1 1/2 year old are yelling "I love you!" to each other through their bedroom walls.
Just a reminder what we're actually voting for
1 fixed computer == one groping session
if they ask me to fix their computer, i put my hand up and slip them a pre-typed letter, intimating that i will fix their computer, better than it has ever been fixed, if they will stand motionless for 3 minutes while i grope and fondle their body. i may also grunt and make noises of satisfaction. they are not to look at me, or make any faces, or mention it occurred to anybody. this can occur at a location of their choosing. only then will i fix their computer for free. this worked once in college but she was fat as hell. most other girls though just read the letter and roll their eyes. did you really think i would fix your computer for free, bitch? is this any different than you trading your entire pussy for chad's resources? i am just making it explicit, and so i am the "disgusting" one. cunts.
Relax. Four years ago, Romney was Hitler too.
Just thinking about how in a decade, wefll either be saying gremember when we were terrified of Donald Trump becoming president?h or gremember the Before Times, when the Topside was livable?h
Cute girl who can speek Spanish but I canft respond because I canft speak Spanish
>>228
At least you both speak the universal language of cuddling.
HE DOESN'T DRAW FUTA YOU FAGGOT HE DRAWS TRANNIES LEARN THE DIFFERENCE OR DON'T SHITPOST ABOUT THIS AT ALL FUCK
This man knows literally nothing about creativity. Anyone with even a passing familiarity knows pain is creative fuel, for those that have an engine to put it in.
Fuck knows, this sort of shit is all over the internet right now. I think some of the Trump people are taking the 'we must unite together as one to heal our nation' shit a little bit literally, and are wandering from forum to forum trying to assimilate people like a mentally retarded Borg.
I see alot of people that are supposed to be CHRISTIANS saying things like "well he aint my president ". The Bible has a totally different view than what you are espousing right now . Romans 13vs1 tells us how to behave on this topic." Every person is to be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those which exist are established by God." If you are a CHRISTIAN then you MUST still obey our LORD and SAVIOR. The reality is we should care far less about politicians and FAR more about our souls and taking Salvation to the world ! If you really want to change this world then FOLLOW GODS WORD.
i was just coming back from a hard but satisfying day at the very real and respectable job that i have irl and 4 hillbillies pulled up next to me in a pick-up truck painted like a confederate flag and pointed a shotgun at me. they yelled "get ready to die nigtard!" and i told them that actually i am italian but regardless it is illegal to murder someone because of the color of their skin in america but they just laughed and told me not anymore cuz trump is president now and to "just wait until january" before peeling off while hooting and hollaring. i'm literally crying and shaking but i can't call the police because black lives matter. #notmypresident #canada
Juncker, unelected drunk, gives his pleb opinions that are conveniently in line with the worst possible outcomes for EU states.
This is why you need a GUN. When feminists terrorists come tearing your door down you can shoot them all and it'll be alright.
You think "oh everything is fine I don't live in a shithole like America", then this information is revealed and you're not prepared. "Oh socialists just want to tax me, it's not like the would do me any harm" Yeah obviously their intention is to kill anyone who gets in their way.
A gun is the LAST LINE between you and terrorism and death. It is the hard shell that ensures everything
sweet jesus pooh, thatfs not honey! youfre reposting the same image so many times itfs gradually disintegrating due to repeated JPEG compression artefacts!
Do birds ever land in the window where you can grab em, jerk off on em and let em go again? Do you ever do that? Jack off on the birds? Do you?
holy fuck they actually wear face masks, just like in Phoenix Wright.
I can't masturbate to big ass curvy and sexy black women because the colour of their skin and the corresponding colour of their palms and feet look so different that it makes me want to puke everytime I watch porn featuring black women.
if you work as a barista like most vice readers and trump comes in and asks for a latte give that fucking fascist extra foam
"I like to say 'quark'! Quark, quark, quark, quark!" --Thomas Hobbes, 1637
I'm a transgender muslim, and a couple of Trump supporters from Alabama who were on vacation here, told me to go back to my country. I told them that Germany is literally my country, but they said it doesn't matter and that I'd have to, quote,"go back to Mexico".
I literally can't even right now, I'm scared that they'll come back
feelio when lack of whoaposts
I need something that blows my mind like my mom blows my sister's cock
#whoa
it's a refreshing addition to a Summer '16 meme canon that was starting to get a bit stale.
you may be familiar with the small jumping man from donkey kong, but his spinoff more than holds its own
>But if Trump is the Emperor, I can see why some people might want to fall to Chaos.
Just more heresy from a slave of Slaanesh. Blind to the fact he is the reason for the necessity of the Empire, and innately fearful of the Emperor like the light of the sun that lays evil bare.
more like Gott König des Leutnants Kapitän der Korvetten ein Volk unter Gott segnen Amerika Dresden nie vergessen Siebenjähriger Krieg Sparen Musketier Ryan Wehrmacht Luftwaffe Kriegsmarine Zweites Reich Oberst Unteroffizier
don't ask why I packed a selection of Lego men in my hand luggage
This is the reason that America has the world's best meteorologists. We actually have weather. Real weather. And it matters.
Out of the thousands of man hours spent playing World of Warcraft and sub par PS2 titles, what I most regret, is wasting time watching Hannah Montana every morning before school.
I think being subjected to god awful disney shows had a considerable impact on the development of my soul and character during childhood.
The 400 or so hours spent watching iCarly, Wizards of Waverly place and the Suite Life Of Zack and Cody are precious childhood moments I will never get back. This thought sickens me.
I don't understand the point of boats when people can just turn into boats whenever they want.
We have a situation where we have our LGBTQ youth, blacks and Latinos, they are living in hell because itfs so dangerous. You walk down the street, you get oppressed.
I know not what causes this homosexuality but I can suspect that a long history of exclusive polygamy, lack of clear sexual dimorphism due to a long agrarian history and perhaps reduced neanderthal admixture, and perhaps other irrelevant reasons
Please post his full name in the future. Abraham Shinzo.
I have a semi-relevant story if anyone cares to listen/see. Early tonight I had approached a couple strangers for a light when I received some olfactory sense-data that I interpreted as weed, leading me to ask if either of them knew where I could get any. They were initially sketched out, but one of them eventually said he didnft have any to sell but he could get me high and produced a pipe. I took some hits, thanked him and walked off. I immediately felt a sense of regret and shame for not offering to give the dude a couple bucks. I didnft have any cash on me, but I could have at least offered to walk to a nearby ATM, but no that wouldfve seemed sketchy as fuck! Like, gok stay right here while I get you some money Ifll be right backh or gcome with me, wefll go to an ATM and I totally wonft rob you or bust you along the way,h yeah thatfs not suspicious at all. And so I was feeling all this remorse, like I was experiencing negative emotions that would probably be registered at levels approaching BPD. Then I realized that the unpleasantness of the encounter was not at root caused by the actions I did/didnt perform; it was in fact mainly the result of the social context in which the encounter occurred which contains features such as the police state and the closure of space that is safe (explanation of fear/paranoia) and capital (explanation of the weight and hostility of the monetary implications of the interaction that hung in the air which I only perceived in retrospect). Things couldfve been different. That experience couldfve on differently. I could have encountered those men as men and women who are enveloped in the nurturing mythology of an ensouled world encounter each other, but Ifm not. Instead I live in a world filled with dead matter where people are means to ends, and the ends is the accumulation of capital, or at least thatfs what is the constant shadowy implication of experience in general now.
The day we tear down the Spire is the day we know Ireland is finally free
beatboxing
BANE ON THE PLANE
beatboxing
EXTREMELY PAIN
Arabs can't even fight a bunch of khat addled Yemeni peasants from atop a mountain of expensive armaments, how do you expect them to actually fight Ivan?
I absolutely love videos that are titled in all lower case and are less than 20 seconds long - it's art.
tears are streaming down my face and i can barely breathe as i clutch my lubed up cock.
holy fuck this is the funniest shit
I don't know if irish people know that their courage is considered an shinig example for many italians who see in the story of the republic of ireland the most significant example of struggle against imperialism. Yesterday and today. Thanks to brave man of ireland
Why did you post a picture of Louis Cachet? He wasn't involved in any black metal stuff, he's not even Norwegian, just a simple rural Frenchman
It's what Wittgeinstein was saying about language, that concepts are only meaningful in the context in which they're usually applied. Camus was on the same track when talking about the search for meaning.
Language is fine if you're using it to understand if the next tribe is coming over the hill to murder you. But we've built on it so much that now we're using it to try to understand things that aren't meant to be understood.
Women aren't built to be understood. At least not by men. Language breaks down. We're never going to understand why we exist because we're applying words to contexts that don't accept that meaning. It's the same thing with women: we're trying to use language to break down a moment-to-moment experience that neither men nor women truly know.
We'd be better off if we never learned to talk. There's a hardship that comes from the usage of language in a context that has no resolution.
>>273 I saw a squirrel in the road the other day that had been run over so that all the skin and hair was stripped off of its tail, leaving nothing but the exposed bone. It was pretty macabre.
Aside from one great sopping vagina, the players enjoyed themselves.
Reddit is not free speech. I have been attacked by Christians, Muslims, atheist and Jews. They hacked my Reddit account. I saw God in California, Jesus is God, Jesus is not the Messiah, the Messiah is the son of Joseph, I am the son of Joseph, I am the Messiah. If they have not seen Jesus, they do not know Jesus. Jesus is not dead on a cross. Jesus is not invisible. Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are all false religions so I created a new religion called Timothean. Google gotimothy and follow me on Twitter and YouTube. Alex Jones, Jesse Ventura and David Icke who got most of their information from me. I knew 9/11 was a false flag and was preaching that minutes after it happened in AOL chat rooms under the screen name gotimothy. The movie conspiracy theory was inspired by my book the Gospel of Timothy. Join my religion before itfs too late. Christians and Muslims and Jews will war against each other until they kill each other off. Thatfs Godfs plan.
Websites like Failblog, Lamebook and r/cringe encourage people to laugh at those who fail. And if you expose yourself to enough of this utter dross, then youfll become increasingly hesitant to start any new project.
i'm looking for a wallpaper like the image. rick naked with the axe but less gay than the image.
You will have to become a heroin addict like the rest of us more long term posters have. You will not only enjoy things again, but you will also enable an early death, which is what imageboard users also want so dearly. Ever notice how most posters here are under 30? Heroin.
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this song makes me thirsty for juice and makes me feel good inside.
I'm glad I'm not the only one peeved by the lack of pride and workmanship shown in most bukkake videos.
I wish I even had a skeleton.
.@tedcruz hey T can you pick me up diet coke and some menthols before you drop by, thx
The answer is depressing familiar: they were victims of their own mild success, and the world begrudges and resents nothing more than those who experience the most minor of brushes with fame. Appear on Eggheads and you'll be ostracised by your nearest and dearest. Get your photo in the local paper as the result of a daring cat-rescue and you get frozen out of the group chat. Decide to upload a grainy video of yourself shuffling to a Route 94 song in the hope that you might get a free pair of trainers out of it? You've fucked it. You've utterly fucked it. Why've you fucked it? You've fucked it because you've danced your way above your station.
i used fake knee-highs on good knee-high day. i am an asshole and quite possibly now regarded by otaku as a terrorist.
This is not a joke. My favorite niece found your 'Rapeyverse' video- it ruined Steven Universe for her, even made her a bit depressed and ashamed for awhile for even liking it. She has early signs of depression, her mother died of heart failure when she was only 7 years old. The show? She liked it.... because so many of the characters reminded her of her mother.... who was also like a sister to me.... ....You WILL pay for this, you sanctimonious jaded smug piece of youtube shit. Y'know why? Because my older brother, the father of the girl who you hurt with your cancerous scorn, is INFINITELY more pissed at you than I am. He's an old fashioned soldier. 6.5 feet, about 300 pounds, ex-navy, doesn't go online much, doesn't have profiles, but he knows a few very good programmers he goes to sometimes when his kids run into 'trouble' online. He's the type who only knows one thing, something you millennials don't: how to get shit DONE. Not much gets under his skin really, you can call him any name under the sun, even strike him and he won't hit back (high pain tolerance)... but you fuck with his little girl and he becomes a totally different man, a VERY dangerous and reckless man. Even if I, his own little brother, were to hurt his daughter emotionally, even on accident...he'd break me like a damn twig without a second thought, quite easily too and I'm NOT a small guy. I can't tell you my bro's fighting 'technique' because it seems to be a sort of blend and I'm no pro, but I've NEVER seen anyone, even bigger guys, last more than 5 seconds against him before they were on the floor in tears, screaming for mercy, with at least one or two body parts broken and/or bleeding. After he consoled his crying daughter about a week ago, he informed me of what happened. Unlike him, I use words to express my anger, words you've see quite a bit I'm sure- since I'm about 50-60% as pissed as my brother. Being pissed over my niece's sadness that you helped cause, I helped my bro find your rapeyverse video and he gave me a look that almost gave me a heart attack (it was his eyes more than anything) and calmly said "Daniel, I'm sorry...but we'll have to cancel the turkey shoot. I have work to do." And he immediately started calling some old contacts...when he calls me 'Daniel' I know shit just got real. I honestly can't tell you what my brother will do when he finds you, and he WILL find you. He's the 'creative type' offline and while not a professional interrogator, he got some enemy combatants to talk during his tours and picked up some tricks on dealing VERY high volumes of pain to someone without leaving marks. I seriously ALMOST feel bad for what awaits you, E;R ...almost.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Wololo, now roses are too.
Well the weather outside is frightful
But inside is equally frightful
No matter which room you go
Full of crows
Full of crows
Full of crows
Judging by what Ragnaros says after being summoned, I think it is safe to assume that Majordomo is Ragnaros' alarm clock
baby shoes:
buy one
get one
I am a vegan jew and even I eat bacon
By Mohammad's holy beard, i have never seen anything like this before
what kind of taqiya is this?
the old game of "retarded child or old lesbian" continues