[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:46

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 21:05

four words: CUDDLE TIME LITTLE CUTIE!!!!!

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8687 01:32

I have a raging science ladyboner right now.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8687 18:39

For example I saw the Sean Connery movie Outland when I was around 11 and the thing I took away from it was I never wanted a job where I had to commute

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8688 08:49

Your video is still amazing enough.
But i think that all the video ideas you create will certainly be wonderful.
I wish you achieve success your goal.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8688 16:30

I think it is very important for Londoners to remember that fire will only strengthen and unite them. Refusing to burn is the only way to truly fight fire.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8688 17:18

It's no coincidence that the zenith of European civilization as a whole came during the era when Christcuckoldry was the most dominant since it perfectly harmonized institutions with our natural cuckold tendencies maximizing social efficiency while it eliminated our second greatest disadvantage which was our K-selection reproductive strategy by forcing us to breed like rabbits like sandniggers do naturally.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8688 18:39

A lot of embeded system SOC (e.g. freescale T2080) have both
PCI and USB modules. But USB module is controlled by registers
directly, it have no relationship with PCI module.

When say N here it will not build PCI related code in USB driver.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8689 08:59

I hope weebs one day burn Cal Arts to the ground if it spares us any more rotund pastel comic characters.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8689 13:49

Winners focus on winning.
Losers focus on winners.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8689 21:43

The Right Stuff is more than being able to withstand nine gees while correcting for a faulty thruster in an uncontrolled spin\it's being able to take your turn in the barrel like a man while making plans for what you'll do when you're the one on the other side of the bunghole.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8690 00:52

Cute girl with cute looking strap-on

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8690 01:02

You came to the wrong mufuggin neighborhood honky.
"How does I became shota?" -you
"Absolutely anime_irl. Sometimes I see the back of a car and think "damn, dat ass"."- you
"Zach's dick looks weird without the words."- you
"I can relate to the girl more than the guy tbh" - you apparently in reference to gay anime cartoons.
"I'm pretty sure most normies are too plebbish to understand the appeal of even catgirls."- you
You are a white devil, into anime and gay shit. What the fuck is wrong with you boy?

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8690 22:54

I was actually thinking about that comic just now and realized. In my head, Namor, the Sub-Mariner, ruler of all Atlantis and the realms beneath the waves... is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 03:43

I need to share this, and this thread seems the best place to. I've never had a waifu, I could just not connect. My standards for both 2D and 3D are tremendously high.
Recently we've been having a surge in cross dressing threads, and I really got into it. Long story short, I have found that I am my own waifu. I will create a nice dinner for myself, think of something to play on my piano, and masturbate the night away.
I'm already so excited, this must be how many of you have felt around your special someone for all this time.

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 06:51

>>814
all I can think is "but what if you NTR yourself?"

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 14:19

that pair of tits is actually only 0.5 kg in mass. You see, gravitational acceleration is the one that plays with the weight. A gravitational acceleration is 9.8 m/s^-2. Then you multiply the mass with acceleration. Therefore you get 5 kg of tits...in weight

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8692 22:31

why do you need to eat breakfast when can suck fingers

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8693 02:34

alien explorer finds concrete structure on Class M planet
significant calcium deposits within rectangular walls
significant quantity aluminium cylinders throughout
carved in wall of box 12, glyphs:
"B R E T O N W O O D S 4 4"

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8693 11:49

>>816
Posted for amusement, or horrendous wrongness, or both

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8693 23:09

Video games, anime & robitussin. This is a disturbingly accurate representation of my adolescence.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8694 02:36

>>820
mmmmm

Recipe for a NEET

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8695 07:51

I would probably actually suck the cum out of someones anus to get unbanned

captcha: unbun

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 23:32

"Political independents have sex even more often than Republicans but cheat at the same rate Democrats do"

Translation: moderates always stab you in the back.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8697 03:30

>>823
Most independents aren't moderate though

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8697 08:33

brainless sissy retard died of kimchi withdrawal

captcha: heck

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8698 12:27

Pizza+ Handgun, folks.

Handgun is 5 shots, that you can hit-confirm each bullet, and stagger the shots, or not even do them all so people are never sure when to approach. Best item.

But since its a high unblockable, mix it with the pizza (mid blockable)

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8698 23:41

If the Japanese government banned breathing, all Japs would suffocate themselves to death. Subhuman gaijin cannot comprehend that level of legalism.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8699 10:44

I tried this maneuver when I brought octopus for lunch at work and it did NOT go over well. Once again, Ars leaves valuable information out of the article in an effort to appeal to their liberal dolphin readers.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8700 04:03

I like how im like atleast 1k views on this atrocity of man. I am a grown ass man who listens to eurobeat does anyone realize the implications. like one time I was with some acquaintances and one fat basterd wanted to hear my music, chunks stepped in at about this song and proceded to rip the ear buds out in a vain attempt to make me look bad, everyone callex me a weeb, I socially crap myself as if I had sternly gained the urge to lose my mind and explained 80s jpop to some random people who gave me rune shimmies. this song has stopped atleast 4 friendships and 1 job opportunity to join into being a boyscout leader. The man at the scouts place searched my recent history and found this song, he clicked on it and he amediantly talked about how he didnt want the boys to have a gay troop leader due to legalitys. WHY GOD....WHY?

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 01:07

I used to wonder why when there's something like a bridge collapse in another country, dozens or hundreds of people would die, while the same kind of thing here would kill three, one of whom died of a heart attack.

I don't wonder anymore.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 02:17

Hey don let a child have of the marijuana weed, it can effect there branes and cause a reaction in ... This drugs is adult or other, but never a babby should receive this type of such a thing.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 18:30

**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** >inb4 I'm b&, like I give a shit

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 21:19

The DQ story is a classic, on par with the tales of CheChe and his eternally sobbing daughter!

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 09:08

Knowledge is power, but I did not need to know this.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 11:53

taker sounded like a strange man that wants your blood and he wants to have sex just my opinion

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 21:57

Ah. Finally something I can help with. Listen up kid this is a long story. Full of people trying to jew eachother out of things and doing their best to fuck eachother over.
It all started around 1824 when a person named Hakaki Jikoma (Last names go first in Japan) started up a picture machine company. But around that time the competition was at its highest yet and full of unknowing people trying to scam eachother out of deals (still is but at a much lesser rate now).
So there he was good ol' Jikoma not knowing what to do with himself, he was still at a young age when he started this company (19 at that!). He was losing many customers to the competition. Mainly because he wasn't exactly known as you would put it. That was his biggest problem, his blenders were top notch and of the best quality. But what good is that when nobody knows about then? There he was again wondering what to do. After much thinking and a lot of drinking. He decided it would be best for him to start with making a commercial. Not any ordinary commercial mind you it was going to be much more. He hired many animators and went to hell and back getting enough loans from the bank to pay them all. It was so succesfull many, almost all companies started copying his methods. And there it all started. From a animated blender commercial. Kawaii blender was born.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 19:26

Africa will always be a gigantic steaming pile of refuse because Africans are stupid. There is no getting away from that fact, and a fact it most certainly is.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 09:35

The internet is a wonderful thing. Because of it, it is easier now than ever to discover the works of talented artists from around the world. But sadly, the internet can also be a frustrating thing. It sometimes offers us teasing glimpses into artists that – because of culture differences and language barriers – cannot be fullyc
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839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 15:35

tfw you want to fuck one of blanka's alternate skins

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 08:52

I rephrased the puzzle with a cat to make it non gender specific, and also because people on the internet like looking at pictures of cats.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 20:54

"I hate midwits"

*500 midwits appear* "Actually..."

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8708 01:12

wrong, david asked the engineer, do you even lift? the engineer responded, what do you think? then ripped his head off

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8708 20:12

I'm a Pure Math major, so when I get bored of studying, I think about that 300k lined up a few years down the road

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 10:32

BEING A WHITE AMERICAN I AGREE THAT PUNJABI'S ARE MUCH BETTER THEN US

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 15:59

Hi my name is Emily Faulk'ner Prudence Christianity Twain and I have long ebony black hair, dark like the degraded soil outside of my familyfs decaying manor where nothing will grow any longer, and icy blue eyes like my grandfather, who always went out the night before people talked about finding another lynching. A lot of people tell me I look like Flannery O'Connor (AN: if u donft know who she is get da hell out of here!). Ifm not related to Mark twain but I wish I was because hefs a major fucking hottie, and papa always told me that everyone in our town was related somehow and that was okay, because better marry your cousin than one of those outsiders who pass through our town looking down at us in their shoes. Ifm a Southerner but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. Ifm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I donft toss and turn at night haunted by the knowledge that out further into the woods on our estate are the graves of my familyfs former slaves. Ifm a Southern goth (in case you couldnft tell) and I wear mostly gingham. I love my momfs spinning wheel and I make all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing the reminders of my familyfs old glory spun into a cotton dress that reminds me of a time I never knew where we were still prosperous and the servants took care of our home, before the vines grew up over the side of our mansion and consumed the walls like our entire legacy had been reclaimed from the soul we took our glory from. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about, because the sun offered no protection from evil and all the worst terrors happened in broad daylight, like what happened to the older McKinley girl when I was younger. A lot of outsiders stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8710 00:03

tardlaughing because that guy has a problem with dark skin but not ass raping a little boy

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8710 20:54

same. I don't watch gay porn so I can't contribute but these webms are fucking gold

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 15:52

Simple easy to understand. Cheap vintage 70s porn music. Expecting to be shot by a cowboy in an elevator wearing nothing except butt chaps

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 16:32

estoy atrapada en una avitacion y solo me han dejado este link en un papel ayudenme los necesito.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 03:24

We believe when you work hard, you should also get to play hard! We also believe nobody should touch the glowing orb because its powers cannot be wielded by any mortal.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 15:51

Administrator for the community here. Due to poor behavior, we will be closing threads for popular series like this one and for other series as well before they air. We love you(not really) but, we can't have you spamming and acting childish and using it as an excuse.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 20:28

They'd tell you to think outside the box and then stick you in a cubical.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 02:47

WTF there are castles in my country that cost less

854 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8715 03:04

Free Dirt - clean

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8715 18:07

FIRST OFF ARGENTINIGGER
NOTHING nothing NOTHING will stop the inevitable power of god like superior white penis forcing it's way inside non white bodies like the bodies of your subhuman women.
Our dicks were put on the earth by god to inseminate you fucking animals in the hopes that you might one day resemble something close the the glory of white power that your women melt between their hairy legs for you baboon.
All women ALL WOMEN belong to white men and we fucking take what we like dirty dog, I might enjoy nigger pussy one night and gook slice the next I explain shit to you fucking shitskin we own the planet.
I will breed white gods and non white animals alike if I feel it's right and you can take that and fucking think about it because that's all you've got fucking mango eating beaner.
Ok thanks shit head.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8715 18:44

That's my girls dick bro, show some respect.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8715 20:33

Do you think Koreans are ur friends? How about this? Kosovo is Serb. Europe is Serb. GET REKT M8 is Serb. Earth is Serb. Memes are Serb. Dat boi is Serb. Force is Serb. Darth Vader is Serb. Prussia is Serb. This video is Serb. Idunno what to say but it is Serb. Remove kebab is Serb. Byzantine is Serb. Ottoman is Serb. Austria is Serb. Italy is Serb. Turn around, What you see? A Serb. Ur friends is Serb. Seriously, you think they are ur friends is Serb. XxXNoscope360‹XxXis Serb. Trump will build a wall and it is Serb. I drink a water and it is Serb. I see Paris and it is Serb. That beatiful Sun and Moon is Serb. Youtube is Serb. Internet is Serb. CNN is Serb Make america great Serb. Srpska is Serb. Croatia is Serb. In my dream, there was a flying sheeps with a serb. This keyboard is Serb.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 03:19

"When you target the 1%, 43% of your targets are Jewish" --ADL poster during Occupy Wall Street.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 05:42

Following them on twitter is probably a more universal approach, but I wouldn't recommend it myself because GOD DAMN. A lot of these cats are tweeting 100+ things a day. That shit is not acceptable.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 17:06

Nothing drives a virtue-signaller crazier than Virtue itself.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 18:03

I don't know how to properly describe it other than to say this anime is just really strange. It's like buying a strawberry shortcake from an adorable little shop run by nice friendly cute girls. Maybe you don't even want cake buy just buy it there anyway to see those girls in their cute uniforms or whatever. But then you take that cake home, look at it, see something that isn't right, and start to realize that's semen you're looking at on one of the strawberry. You start to wonder if it is then how did it get there, why it's there, if the girls at the shop are trying to tell you something, and if you should toss the cake out because of it and never go to that shop again.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 20:08

I immediately spanked him and told him "THAT'S NOT MY BATMAN"

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 02:36

>>861
I am curious

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 10:04

if the mother fucker has hep c he should not be bleed on people.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 12:53

>>863 I wouldn't waste your time on it, though I did like the OP and the last note of the ED (a sort of off-key "‚ h, it just tickled me). There's a thing they do in the opening theme that sounds really cool but I can't put my finger on what it is to analyse it... it's like, full beats then half beats then triplets or something, it sounds sort of messy but then you realise it came together neatly. At the end of "Not To Touch The Earth" by the Doors, they do a sort of clang!...clang!...clang! like something heavy hitting the ground at high speed and sort of bouncing, in the Hinako Note OP it sounds like this but a ping pong ball if that makes sense?

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8719 20:46

>>Everyone forgets Perth


and people say comics aren't realistic.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8720 20:39

and then the fat NTR man walks in and the doujin proceeds as you would expect

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 08:48

Do you believe in free will? The ability of the mind to break free of its physical determinism and command the body? Or do you think, as complex as it may be, human existence is simply emergent from the physical laws of the universe? That gravity, electromagnetism, weak and strong nuclear forces acting on matter have swung into motion this whole shitshow, and we are powerless to watch it happen, barely awake, gone in an instant?

Well, herefs a Trump Fidget Spinner.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8722 18:14

YOU MUST BE IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8722 18:38

You might as well put a lot of shooting in there, because it's my only way to communicate with this sad world.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8722 20:56

Boy wut dat mouth do? Show me them feet

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8724 20:53

Those of us who value women and their gift donft like to see them throw it away. Our suspension of disbelief doesnft allow us to enjoy them beating the crap out of six Green Berets, either. Nerds like it, but these people masturbate to cartoons. Fuck them.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8725 09:34

I'm fat, retarded, autistic, smell bad (can't afford deodorant because I'm NEET), just farted and I'm sitting down so I'm trapped in the smell of my own fart, pick and eat my boogers, have a bad attitude and I genuinely like Sargon.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 00:30

Reminds me of when I tried my hand at passenger transport missions back on Elite:Frontier.

I brought the cargo cabins, but forgot the life support unit. Got to the destination wondering why I had 30 tons of 'animal meat'

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 01:50

I once left a tentacle and monster rape h-manga on my couch when I had my parents over. Compared to that this would be nothing.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 04:34

I suddenly cant view command lists, anybody else with this trouble?
One of those goths.. Moses I believe. His companions finished their last slow pronounced drags and dropped the cigarette butts (still cherried) into a can of Kaka Cola, from which he, moses that is, proceeeded to take one immense and presumably dizzying sniff.

The kind of sniff i have thought of since as literally horrifying to behold, on this incomprehensible youth's blank face, eyes glistening like hematite beads. No mortal would ever see need for as deep and soul wrenching an intake of breath, as I sat in awe of this morn.
Coupled with Moses's macabre and meloncholy brood, not being able to recall my A.B.A command sheet is the impetus and assurance of my abrupt and sorrowful resolution.
Back to testament. I remember happier times, like when I saw Oro's penis balls and behind all in one glorious array, in pixels of maze.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 08:51

When I was a little kid my mom sneaked up to my room while I was stimulating my reproductive genitals to 2d babes, then opened the door very suddenly. I minimized the window quickly and hid my boner under my shirt and against my underwear waistband, although it was still far from inconspicuous. In fact, I would say that it was glaringly obvious that my d*ck was swollen. Then she asked me what I was looking at, to which I don't remember what I replied but I asked her to leave. Then she came close to me and took the mouse from my hand and clicked on my minimized tab just to humiliate me fully. Then she laughed and said it was normal, before moving on to make me some hot chocolate. I don't know what sadistic spirit ensnared her then, but I swear she delighted in catching me during that moment of extreme vulnerability.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 12:23

i disagree with most of the things on this blog but yeah weeaboos and furries should be sterilized and imprisoned for the greater good

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 14:57

The gym after midnight is just full of 20somethings who know their technique wouldn't hold up in daylight. Weird, sad, self-conscious vibe.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8727 03:37

>>878 this in itself sounds very much like the beginning of a doujin

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8727 08:31

well if i work as a pornstar a dick is considered safe for work right?

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8727 16:54

Just saw a cute puppy. IF YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING TRUMP I QUESTION YOUR LOVE OF PUPPIES.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8727 23:11

>But it's significantly less degenrate than the West
This. I would pick gopnik alcoholic culture above SJW tranny niggers every single time.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 12:55

We Korean 4chan posters are from ilbe.com

ilbe.com is South Korean website

We ILBE users decided to occupy 4chan.

4chan users hate us Koreans for no reason. We Korean ilbe users decided to occupy 4chan because of your racist postings.

/int/ will be full of us Koreans in 4 weeks.

The total number of ilbe users was 482,291 in July 7 statistics.

5,921 ilbe Korean users will come to 4chan until August.

Enjoy, 4chan.

This racist website will be occupied by us Koreans.

Your racist shitpostings will be removed by us Korean ilbe users.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 19:30

Sorry I made you wait. It is a strip.
I wanted to let them dance with this motion.
Members triple. My work is 6 times.
So, it took a long time to complete.

But...The hardship of stripping girls' clothes is not a hardship!

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8731 20:07

>say stupid shit
>be mocked for it
>get butthurt, make idle threats

We've all been there.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8731 20:30

( EƒÖE) 888get.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 06:34

When the world runs out of religion, the young turn to internet mystery cults known as "fandoms"

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 06:55

Ok, the debate over whether or not you should download scanlations has been done many times. But what about doujinshis? There are doujinshi fansites where you can get scans online. Does anyone feel these sites are unethical? I guess the question would be is it alright to share something that isn't a licensed product to begin with? On one hand, doujinshi artists work hard on their product, and they're not giving the stuff away free. But by the same token, I don't think most doujinshi artists are trying to make money, anymore than an AMV maker is. If anything, doujinshi artists probably take a loss on their product. It seems like they do it so that other fans can enjoy their work. If that's the case, then online scans of their work probably wouldn't bother them.

What does everyone else think? Is it okay to share your doujin collection with the rest of the world? Or is this another gray area?

Speaking of scanlations, I had an ethical lapse the other day and tried to download the first chapter of FunFun Factory. What I ended up getting was some incredibly sick loli porn! Uggghhh! I guess it just goes to show you that justice is swift and merciless for those who try to get their shojo fix for free.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 19:11

The tranny fucks are just like Muslims

We're so stable, competent and capable and if you disagree with us we'll throw fits, lose our minds, commit suicide and threaten to fight the President.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 10:21

I went for Ketchup, didn't care who was ketchup.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8734 14:53

I always get a giggle out of watching feminists throw women under the bus to defend Islam.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8735 08:08

Will the 2020s be the decade that Hobos make a comeback?

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8735 12:19

is that the way guys try to be romantic when they kiss,,slam her into the wall??dum arss

god,,she got that dirty thing in her mpoutn,,,guys know that there dongle is filthy,,urine,,fecal matter,,dried sputtum all over in your shoerts,,and you let girls put that dirty thing in there mount??you filthy piggs,,,

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8735 20:47

After pearl harbor Hungary declared war on the USA. Roosevelt has never heard of Hungary before so he summoned the Hungarian ambassador to get an explanation.

Roosevelt: Tell me about your country. Is Hungary a republic?
Ambassador: No sire, Hungary is a kingdom.
Roosevelt: Nice. Who is the king then?
Ambassador: Hungary has no king. We have a regent, Admiral Horthy.
Roosevelt: An admiral I see, this must mean that the Hungarian fleet is formidable.
Ambassador: No sir. Hungary has no fleet. Hungary is a landlocked country.
Roosevelt: Okay then. Why did you declare war on the USA? Do you have any territorial demands towards the USA?
Ambassador: No. We have no territorial demands towards the USA.
Roosevelt: Intereting, So where does Hungary have territorial demands? Poland? The Soviet Union? Greece? Maybe against the United Kingdom?
Ambassador: No, sir. We have territorial demand towards Slovakia and Romania.
Roosevelt: So why didn't you declare war on those countries instead of us?
Ambassador: We can't, they are our allies.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 20:08

[Screen-long rant comment on a company's facebook post about how this motherfucker was not looking forward to the persona 3+5 dancing games, because could not possibly be as good as P4D because the idol characters in P4 were a good set up for a dancing games and therefore the PLOT to a RHYTHM GAME could not be anything but pure disappointment in comparison, including several MAJOR SPOILERS JUST DROPPED IN WITHOUT WARNING about P3 and ending with "will definitely both cost at least $50. Thoroughly disappointed"]

(I couldn't bring myself to sully my clipboard with that shit. I hope this guy attempts a P3 summoning.)

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 21:04

I was a huge moralfag as a kid.

>belong to group in this google chatroom-like thing, I forgot the name of it but it got shut down a while back
>me and my close cousin's friends in it, we all like anime
>cousin starts going through edgy phase
>starts saying things in the room like "who needs god", "god doesn't exist", and "satan is better than god" while posting Black Butler
>be christfag, this really sets me off
>spam images of anime angel girls with bible quotes over them
>tell cousin I feel extremely offended and that I cannot continue to speak to someone following the devil
>cousin writes "sorry..." and posts some video of an anime guy crying in the rain with edgy music

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 10:42

completely false. you do not need to worry about excessive, compulsive masturbation

Just another lie by scientists to make meth look bad

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 19:01

The millions of young men and women who declare liberal arts majors every year are simply confessing their laziness, sloth, and cowardice to the world, unconsciously admitting they have no desire to work hard, provide society something of value, and demand the rest of the producers work harder to support their parasitic selves.
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