[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:46

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 20:03

Every color of Jam is a new panties. Yes it works in photo mode.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 08:22

There you go again, the assumption there's something wrong with slavery, which is exactly what we're trying to prove. It's pretty obvious you've already arrived at a conclusion and are willing to use the conclusion itself to arrive at that conclusion, so I give up.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 18:36

These are people with $1000 vape pens in $500 cars on $6000 wheels, if that answers your question.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 20:30

I'm a huge fan of the film "Air Force One". There's this one scene after the Russians have sieged the plane. Gary Oldman's character asks in Russian "Where is the President?" One of his fellow "terrorists" says that the President got away in the pod. Then Gary Oldman shouts out a Russian word which some reason does not appear in English subtitles, like the other Russian dialogue so I'm guessing it's a swear word. I've tried to find this out on the internet but I can't even write the word as it's pronounced. I have watched this course and now I know how this phrase is pronounced and what it means. I will recommend this course to my friends.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 21:58

The first time I read his description I thought he said he was interdicted by a Farragut battlecruiser, which would be pants-shittingly awesome.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 22:52

but zimbabwe does have a king, he contacted me just the other day to let me know his father (the former king) just died and he would like to move 80 million usd worth of money through my bank account

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 04:52

At least it isn't fucking /b/tier shitter cancer, you negroid reddit son of a bitch. I see you typing around this "beautiful" reddit nonsense at the end of posts in order to exemplify your supposed disbelief, which in turn is used as a form of comic relief. Don't think I don't notice. You either make constructive posts bringing something new to the table or you fucking lurk. Don't make these empty upboat-like comments ever again, my friendy-tendy, or I'll make sure myself that the mods personally revoke your gold pass. You heard me right, sonny?

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 09:43

As hard hitting films such as Bill and Ted or perhaps Encino Manhave taught us, historical figures out of place do not know who the Burger King really is. But do any of us really know who the Burger King really is? A question we must all ask.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 13:11

>implying islamic communism is not in effect by executive order

nice one

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 13:56

I can't not watch someone that sexy.

He like has just the right amount of asian in him and has those sexy muscles and arms.

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 16:17

Google\actually Alphabet\has made a few people rich but otherwise has depressed high tech wages in Silicon Valley by its relentless importation, and advocacy for same, of foreign programmers who will work for less and transform neighborhoods through over-occupancy. All this to make porn searches more efficient.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 16:27

You can also tell by this how Gore is owned. His last interaction with the Clintons was a blowup in the Oval Office over Bill costing him the election, to which Bill reportedly asked him if he was responsible for Gore losing three debates to gthis guy,h ie George W Bush. Supposedly Gore nearly had an aneurysm on the spot.

Now he is back trying to help Hillary win the office he had spent his entire life trying to attain, and which he feels he only lost because Bill was too busy banging interns and having fun to stop and think about his aspirations as well.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 20:38

Minimal graphical configuration that gets you started with a gnome3 (+ optionally xmonad) desktop

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 23:26

actually, the Moon was predicted by Mayos and first observed in the 5th century BC by Babylonians. With all due respect to Neil Armstrong and spectacular NASA achievements, they never invented the moon, they rediscovered it and put it there for everyone to see.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 13:33

I propose that the article be renamed "J.R.R. Tolkien's son", since Christopher was only notable for being his son and would not have been notable otherwise.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 15:41

Today America united as a nation to decide how many alleged Trump gropes equals one alleged Bill/Hillary Clinton rape.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 16:38

>>114
Objection! I know that site!

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 18:13

You were really shallow, now you're deep for Harambe.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 23:52

I'm glad we could learn so much about pineapples. Any fruit that can dissolve Jell-O gets my respect.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 04:47

I actually kind of feel bad for whoever was playing this. They were just trying to do a day of honest work while coping with their cerebral palsy, and then Polygon made them play Doom in front of the world.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 11:16

Q. To begin with, could you describe this work?

A. Yes, of course. What I've done is change a glass of water into a Garfield comic without altering the accidents of the glass of water.

Q. The accidents?

A. Yes. The colour, feel, weight, size ...

Q. Do you mean that the glass of water is a symbol of a Garfield comic?

A. No. It's not a symbol. I've changed the physical substance of the glass of water into that of a Garfield comic.

Q. It looks like a glass of water.

A. Of course it does. I didn't change its appearance. But it's not a glass of water, it's a Garfield comic.

Q. Can you prove what you've claimed to have done?

A. Well, yes and no. I claim to have maintained the physical form of the glass of water and, as you can see, I have. However, as one normally looks for evidence of physical change in terms of altered form, no such proof exists.

Q. Haven't you simply called this glass of water a Garfield comic?

A. Absolutely not. It is not a glass of water anymore. I have changed its actual substance. It would no longer be accurate to call it a glass of water. One could call it anything one wished but that would not alter the fact that it is a Garfield comic.

Q. Isn't this just a case of the emperor's new clothes?

A. No. With the emperor's new clothes people claimed to see something that wasn't there because they felt they should. I would be very surprised if anyone told me they saw a Garfield comic.

Q. Was it difficult to effect the change?

A. No effort at all. But it took me years of work before I realised I could do it.

Q. When precisely did the glass of water become a Garfield comic?

A. When I put the water in the glass.

Q. Does this happen every time you fill a glass with water?

A. No, of course not. Only when I intend to change it into a Garfield comic.

Q. Then intention causes the change?

A. I would say it precipitates the change.

Q. You don't know how you do it?

A. It contradicts what I feel I know about cause and effect.

Q. It seems to me that you are claiming to have worked a miracle. Isn't that the case?

A. I'm flattered that you think so.

Q. But aren't you the only person who can do something like this?

A. How could I know?

Q. Could you teach others to do it?

A. No, it's not something one can teach.

Q. Do you consider that changing the glass of water into a Garfield comic constitutes an art work?

A. Yes.

Q. What precisely is the art work? The glass of water?

A. There is no glass of water anymore.

Q. The process of change?

A. There is no process involved in the change.

Q. The Garfield comic?

A. Yes. The Garfield comic.

Q. But the Garfield comic only exists in the mind.

A. No. The actual Garfield comic is physically present but in the form of the glass of water. As the glass of water was a particular glass of water, the Garfield comic is also a particular Garfield comic. To conceive the category 'Garfield comic' or to picture a particular Garfield comic is not to understand and experience what appears to be a glass of water as a Garfield comic. Just as it is imperceivable, it is also inconceivable.

Q. Did the particular Garfield comic exist somewhere else before it took the form of a glass of water?

A. No. This particular Garfield comic did not exist previously. I should also point out that it does not and will not ever have any other form than that of a glass of water.

Q. How long will it continue to be a Garfield comic?

A. Until I change it.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 13:24

yes, i gave mine to a girlfriend to take home. she only went and died. didn't feel i could ask her parents for it back at the funeral. sort of wish i had.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 17:20

Oh, you sad fat insane little man-woman. Lavrentiy Beria, basically said the same thing.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 21:01

Some dude having sex with a dog's babies while the dog is giving birth to them also the dog has like a foot jammed inside another baby's ass

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 23:33

I mean I'm all for fucks and boobies, but they should arise organically from the situation.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 01:25

i just now realized that nutting on a plushie is gonna look pretty bad on my resume when i start looking for a job

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 01:37

Because you'd be in jail.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 05:56

That's the leader of the free world we're talking about. He can't just grab random women by pussy.

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 16:30

Well, Australian media Rape = sexual misconduct when it's someone they like

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 02:26

You assume non-consent. I assume I wasn't in the room and have no way to judge that.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 06:09

This will change your life, I promise. Go the nearest mosque and talk to the imam, he will help convert you to the happiest and best Muslim but only you can finish the job look for a nice building to crash into and kill yourself you fucking retard

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 14:26

beauty tip: after molting, eat your discarded skin to regain nutrients.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 16:13

massage your penis and testicles as soon as you get off the bike.

NB This may lead to you being banned from many cycling cafes.

Alternatively, buy a cut-out saddle.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 20:40

Ifve been surfing on-line more than 3 hours nowadays, yet I by no means discovered any attention-grabbing article like yours.
It is beautiful value sufficient for me. In my opinion, if all web owners and bloggers made excellent content material as you did, the internet will probably be much
more helpful than ever before.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 23:48

MAKE
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CONSTANTINOPLE
AGAIN

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 15:36

I told him I would vote for Charles Manson before Hillary and I thought he was going to cry.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 18:09

Why not just eat a cute girl and cut out the middle man?

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 19:16

>>137
Is the "middle man" some kind of foul-tasting organ?

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 16:51

Yes. I only have zhuyin keyboard on my cellphone because I have the irrational fear of my computer being forever in chinese.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 19:43

grabs you by the pussy back the fuck off!?!?

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 19:44

*grabs you by the pussy* back the fuck off!?!?

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 20:08

Still haven't had a first cup of tea this morning, debugging the kettle and now iWifi base-station has reset. Boiling water in saucepan now.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 02:18

The disruptive innovation won't be a robot that has sex with you, it'll be a robot that welcomes you home with a cold beer or an expertly made Old Fashioned, makes you dinner and asks you how your day went.

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 09:44

Many of the cool and interesting things about him get overshadowed by his role in the Trail of Tears. You can whip the British at the Battle of New Orleans, survive the first attempted assassination of a US President, but commit ONE genocide...

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 10:09

Sorry, this issue is impossible to parse as is. Please clarify.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 21:25

Where can i get an acoustic piano like that? its amazing.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 22:34

Pootopia!
Ahahahaha! Aaaahahahahahahaha! Ahahahaha ohh, somebody call Seth Rogen!

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 04:37

aged 11 I did 30 minutes work experience in an insurance call centre and got a woman claiming her dog ate her whole ’20 DVD player

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 12:56

Don't do it. In so doing, you're giving into idiotic evolution methods, bad game design, and paving the way for more Pokemon in the vein of Shelmet and Karrablast. Nobody should have to hold their system upside-down to simply evolve their Pokemon.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 14:23

They weren't?

Joey wanted to be a star
Rachel wanted to work at Ralph Lauren
Monica wanted to be a chef
Ross wanted to be a dinossaur
Phoebe wanted to live off her music

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 15:29

KYULKYUNG IM A SHIT FOR YOU I LOVE YOU

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 18:35

>Haven't had a full nights sleep since you were 12 and joined the monestary
>haven't eaten red meat in years
>spend all day copying bibles in a poorly lit cold slightly damp room for 7 years
>prior is a tight ass, so no talking or laughing.
>turn the page on the original and find a farting snail meme in the margin.
>It's literally the funniest thing you have ever seen.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 19:56

it happened from times to times sea people , huns , mongols ... peoples more used to guerrila and pillage come and destroy more sedentary societies... causes Climatic changes , more "barbarised" people having acess to war innovations ,fanatism... etc etc about the romans when people lost faith in the govern it fall...fast or slow but it fall one way or another. not trying to be offensive .

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 02:56

+KorabanVII It's a Cock-Gobbling Contest In Chi Chi LaRue's Latest 'Sucked Off In Weird Places'

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 10:26

gAh, an allegory that uses animals to warn of the dangers of fascism!h you might think, reading the title The Furred Reich. Nope, itfs just your regular Nazi beastiality book where a dude fucks a leopard who is in the SS.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 17:10

>the probabilities for cryonics look good.

They don't have to look good, they just have to beat the probabilities of your mind surviving the alternatives. Current alternatives: cremation, interment, scattering over your favourite football pitch. Currently I'm wavering between cryonics and Old Trafford.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 18:06

I fully support her conclusions. Reality is both racist and sexist. There is an old white man in a robe holding a staff telling non-Asian minorities in math classes "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 20:10

I'm OBSESSED with deli meats. Absolutely obsessed. Nobody knows more about store brand lunch meats than me. So naturally, I had to get one of these. I'm not going to lie, when it first arrived, I was so stoked, but then I realized that the cheese and the gross green stuff take up more than half of the keyboard. I was so blinded by my love for lunch meat that I didn't realize there was cheese on it. Who goes to the deli section and asks for cheese? Who even likes cheese? Of course, there was an easy solution- I bought two more of these so I could fully cover my keyboard with cold cuts. The keys don't really line up, but trust me, if you like lunch meat like I do, it's worth it.

4 stars because there's not enough meat on it.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 01:42

I've always been a fan of these toys (collectibles) and toxoplasmosis arrived on time and met my expectations 100% . It's super cute and the fur is extra soft, so if you're getting it for someone who will play with it they'll love it.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 02:10

The hotel has had a lot of disgusting murders and deaths that are very out of the norm like this, but hers is the most memorable of them for most because of this video.

The common conspiracy theory is that this is actually some place for government agencies to test mental experiments on unwilling humans or for the elite to pay and off people for fun, sort of dark web style. A lot of people there are overwhelmingly "unwanted", like homeless and very low income. Think old KGB conspiracy style stuff of kidnapping it's own citizens.

"The road on which the hotel stood - Main Street - quickly declined into the area known as Skid Row, with as many as 10,000 homeless people living within a four-mile radius and by the 1950s it had gained a reputation as a residence for transients."

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 21:49

Ahh ive forgotten pls move.
I think it was because with some hax u could just put a pic of item in tradescreen and when accepted u got the pic aka nothing

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 22:16

If laughing hurts do NOT go to Drudge now

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 05:28

gAntifa are the real fascists!h
No, the real fascists exist in the Platonic realm and oppress the Platonic oppressed group. All we see is a pale imitation.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 00:24

have you ever experienced a fly over? unless your getting bombed its hard not to really like it.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 03:48

I don't know WHY you would do that, but I do know that it must take some crazy skill to balance a spinning soccer ball on the tip of your dick.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 04:22

That's coated with spirituality though. It would be nice to promote anti-materialism without Buddha and pretentious white hippies who don't bathe. You can live humbly and smell good at the same time.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 05:54

It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits - a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 21:32

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ Ah, yes. The noble, underestimated spud.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 01:14

I bet deep down in what little remains of Hillaryfs womanhood, she secretly yearns for a man like DT who has the stones to rub shit in her face at a public event like this. When was the last time shefs had any man standing a few feet from her rip her say the stuff that he said. Megyn & Hillary love Donald.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 09:53

Do you have any criticism of being ritually extorted by children in masks, other than that the custom is American?

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 02:12

I was so depressed the other day I actually dialed the Suicide hotline. Well, I misdialed and got the Iraqi Embassy.

But they got really excited and asked me if I knew how to drive a stick.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 06:23

Your "cons" are all millenial-type lifestyle bullshit. You can sleep late and play loud music and not deal with other people. Are you in high school? What adult seriously cares about that stuff?

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 12:11

Strong penalties for taking guns into the city would suit me just fine; farmers could still shoot feral pigs or whatever the fuck it is they need to shoot and dickhead wannabe gangsters in the suburbs would have to find some other way to show off.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 13:44

The medievals, for example, were quite comfortable with the notion of historical cycles of progress and decline. After all, they were wandering in the visible ruins of the ancients. Granted they didnft have calculus to model their own decline with, but can you blame them?

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 18:37

Robby Mook, Clinton's campaign manager was interviewed by Chris Wallace on Sunday. He said that 40% of voters in battleground states have voted early, and he implied that the Democratic ground game was largely responsible. He seemed very, very confident about his "ground game".

I guess that includes burial grounds.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 20:56

thats why christainity is better.. we can mow the lawn w.o sinning

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 14:31

That's what I am confused about:

How can you play "lento" while your metronome is having a heartattack at 152bpm?

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 16:35

I hope someone teaches the source of >>177 about counting in quavers/8th notes

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 17:39

opposing an insane, disastrous, economically-ignorant federal clusterfuck is not "opposing affordable healthcare."

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 22:45

Can I use this in my future sextapes? (i'll give credit ofcourse lel)

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 21:17

>>178
Nope, I'm afraid they were discussing an authentic Chopin marking from before he gave up and went back to the standard of using Italian words for tempi.

There's been considerable debate among music historians as to why so many early metronome markings are fucking fast, but the prevailing view seems to be that that's just how they liked it and we're not obligated to like it.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 21:25

>>181 using

*only using
(oops)

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 12:55

I had a mental breakdown and accidentally cried on the phone with my parents. They set me up to see some kind of doctor this weekend.
But my chest looks pretty good.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 13:05

  1. Hiroyuki claims 4chan is going under, even though Moot described it as financially stable just a year ago.
  2. Hiroyuki monetizes the site through ads, passes and donations to an extent which has never been seen before.
  3. Hiroyuki categorically refuses to disclose 4chan's actual server costs.
  4. Hiroyuki refuses to sell the site, despite having received multimillion dollar offers.
  5. Hiroyuki already pulled this exact scheme in Japan and even SOLD the credit card information of Pass buyers to criminals.

This is going nowhere. If I remember correctly, making threads ended up to be a pass-only feature on 2chan, which is exactly where we're headed. Our "leader" is a con artist who wants to cash out on 4chan and its users.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 21:25

>>184
I think I may have heard of this site.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 00:27

You donft live longer eating healthy food – it just seems longer.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 04:18

it'll depress her turnout more than a Radiohead concert at Auschwitz. In the rain.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 06:46

> I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Stars and spaceships and shit.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 14:00

Play The Sims once if you haven't. Look at how the dialogue tree system works and use it as a model for starting your own conversations.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 14:58

I'm not sure I have the energy to dissect failings of publishing industry in bursts of 140 characters

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 17:12

I sometimes imagine the wind is Allah and he caresses my skin and my hair like a father would his lost son.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 18:17

MSG_EOR is only set by recvmsg() on the final part of Steve

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 22:34

Don't worry, I can pay you in high-speed lead pellets for the trouble of turning me down!

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 14:22

School children across the world will be taught that your country (that was founded in 1830) invented democracy, geometry, and philosophy! Lord Byron will write poems about how kickass you are and inspire the Brits to support your independence!

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8462 19:33

i imagine my life from a third person perspective for entertainment

maximum worth

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 00:04

>>189

> Talk about...
> Politics

Tip tew, zombo debadu. Zo be zeepfu, tah?

> Your brilliant insights on the role of economy in foreign policy are met with politely muted smiles, the kind that says "we will ignore this faux pas, but one more and you shall be asked to leave." Philistines.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 02:47

What loon would ever trust a Mason?

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 16:15

Well you're wrong fuckface. 95 per cent of the audience was from Yorkshire.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 17:00

I just realised that bees rule the world; if all bees die, most foods will die, then all animals aside from humans die, then... h u m a n s d i e

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 17:31

I am 4chan and I like GIRLS

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