[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:46

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 00:31

Anytime a leftist speaks about any subject it should set off your bullshit detector.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 23:50

still cant get over the fact that like five people partially obscuring their faces while shopping was a news-worthy event in southport

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8603 01:46

Cum is supposed to be less viscous than that and also a little bit translucent. This girl looks more like she's been covered in cream cheese frosting. "HOPE YOU LIKE BEING A CARROT CAKE BITCH"

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8603 09:46

Collectivists are always looking for an example of self-sacrifice in nature, but it only occurs where the individuals are genetic twins, eg a colony of bees behaving as one organism. This is why the closer humans are genetically, the easier it is to pull off socialism for a while.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8603 13:28

What an exquisite life you lead, smelling the asses of minority sex workers and strippers alike. They should make you the new spokesman for Dos Equis.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8603 14:04

Eating all those sanmmiches and losing weight does not mean that Joe Rogan can diddle all the kids he wants. I know it's a very courageous thing to say in this day and age, but diddling kids is wrong regardless of how handsome and thin someone is.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 01:39


> This book was supposed to arrive by the 13th, but it still hasn't shown up
> yet. The order details for me still show a temporary tracking number.
> Could this number be updated so I can tell what's going on?

It,s one the way you can received the book within one week.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 02:10

This talk describes how to design a Java program to run in Kubernetes, despite Kubernetes' promises that shit can Just Work with it, and also despite Java's "write once run anywhere" promises.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 16:42

>die
>someone snaps a creepshot of your dead ass

that's why women wear nice panties at all times

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 01:03

This is even better than those cereal commercials with the cartoon mascot who doesn't want you to eat the cereal.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 07:24

no you fucking idiot its real cant you see the cash falling out of her fucking wallet rich white woman cant help but stand in the rain on a rainy afternoon or early morning depending on how you feel about it and watch a nice young man spank his monkey in the drivers seat of his car and or verhicle depending on how you feel about it and have a nice young woman watch him spank his jamkoe on a nice early morning rainy afternoon for free money

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 16:49

Yo dj pump this nothingness

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 20:03

Why does she doesn't exist?
That's not fairc

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8605 22:58

>I had an autistic classmate who didn't understand aging at all, he believed his age depends on his grade and if he'd go back to 5th grade he would be 10 again. Stallman has issues like that.

Did he try to intentionally fail class so he could become immortal by repeating the same grade indefinitely?

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 15:07

Required language:

flutent English

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 19:47

No, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 15:07

YOU CAN'T RUN, YOU CAN'T HIDE
YOU GET HELICOPTER RIDE

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 23:24

Exactlycc..feeding the wildlife disrupts the natural order of things. Openly feeding a bum will only attract other bums.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 23:54

NEVER BOIL A ROCK!

Regardless of what it is made of or the type, if there is any water in the rock it can explode and destroy your kitchen or even worse, YOU!

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 18:55

Recommending that users close all other open applications is like recommending they go jogging, or eat more fruit and vegetables.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 20:46

Stop blowing your nose you murdering frock-wearing transvestite.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 21:12

Microsoft is continuing to wage an effort to kill the mic:// protocol. If your WinXP machine (or newer) doesn't connect using these links, you can just copy and paste the 'server' text address right into the 'SERVER' address window of the 'Chat Connection' pop-up in Comic Chat. Then Click 'OK' and your Comic Chat program should connect to the server you have selected.

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 04:45

I'm the guy taking a huge diarrhea shit that burns the asshole and i'm sweating and the rear doors fling open because we hit a bump on the freeway just as i'm trying to wipe for the 4th time and my finger tears though the rv toilet paper and my finger goes right up my shit smeared asshole and i've only known the girl driving for 2 days and she's really cute but doesn't shower enough.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 06:57

In Part Two of this article I will compare and contrast Donald Trumpfs rise to power to the rise of The Mule in Asimovfs masterpiece.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 13:36

.'"". I LIKE PYTHON BECAUSE I ENJOY HOMOSEXUAL
c' )"/ S/M. OH GUIDO MAKE ME USE THAT FUCKING
__> /_ INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
.-`_ ._'-.
( -' \ :/ )/ THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
\\._| ( // WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
'-/) \(, CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
/ ) ) WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
/ .'\ | NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
/.' \| KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
|| || TO PUNISH HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
__|/ |/__ THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
_._) (,__; FUCK I'M CUMMING AGAIN.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 20:44

Yeah whenever I stumble into a haunted house I immediately take a bath

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8611 14:08

Oh, humour, the excuse of the weak minded.. "I didn'T call you stupid, it was just a joke" Take the hint, don't do humour, you suck at it even harder than a blowfish.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8611 14:49

What about the Keebler elves? What would they use in their fight against the Rice Crispy guys?

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8611 16:36

very, but my tie is flaccid :(

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 02:07

Mods are being extra nice because they want to gain our trust. Once this is done they will introduce us to drugs and sex before selling our bodies to other members of their underground gang.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 02:11

I once got Castle wolfenstein working, it sucked, it just had a 2D room with a bunch of guards randomly going "bleep bleep" jumping around the room, and when they touch you you become "caught" apparently the guards are blind and just buzz randomly around the room till they bump into you and go, who's that? feels your head square jaw feels your lips no tiny square moustache hmm.. feels your hair No helmet! feels your ID Badge Hello..i..am..American Gasp ALAAAAARM!!!! KAZA COMA SCHNELL!! AMERICANA!

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 02:12

America: Billions and billions spent on weapons but god forbid anyone suggests spending more tax dollars on public education or healthcare because that would be socialism.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 04:19

wtf to the who said death note is crap fuck you! hope youfll die soon who cares whatfs up people is still cool you donft have the right to bad mouth dn asshole!!!!

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 12:20

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy Dublin monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, John Patterson. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your accent and Chinese population offers no hope to the world that Ireland can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the block of flats you came out of, you literal orangutan.

Take your yellow hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of Guinness and soda bread slabbed on your face every morning will make you Irish. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of Gael heritage.

You nigger.

You make Limerick look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of Ireland.

Go pay 20 euro for a pint with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job typing code for beings vastly superior to yourself. Norse cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a Dublin "man" provided for a family.

Die, Daniel. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8613 14:20

your dead father sullenly watching you edge to facial abuse from dadheaven

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 05:11

Hello, my tribe of Mystical Beings, Yes, Shannon I do see a pattern and eemitxcent ingnites me when I remember what a pivotal role the spirits played. Deborah I love the whole blog I use to wonder how I could be in two eworldsf at once. I came to realize for myself that the eother worldf was like a sense how can I talk, smell, hear all at the same time? Postures rewire the brain so our awareness is sharper and preserving becomes a way of lifecThe Myth we enacted was magicalc..I donft think we are done..There are more stories coming. I image a Myth Tree and all the branches and roots are storiesc..Our stories of the bigger Myth and other stories of personal growth, challenges, insightsccc..cawccawccawccaw..

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 16:33

Killing, human sacrifices, kid napping, drug selling, animal cruelty, drug trafficking, the occult, witchcraft, drug use, sodomy, cannibalism but "not all cartel members are bad" he says... 😒😒😒

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 19:14

millennial: i just found out you can buy trophies. i dont even have to participate
me: cocking two shotguns at once gen-x baby

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 19:34

Synopsis
You feel very tired after coming back from work today.
In order to cure papa, it makes lovely daughter put a lot of effort.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 20:14

WOW I HAVE A DAUGHTET NOW

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 21:38

Take your /a/ memes elsewhere. This board is for scholars.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 08:19

26ch.net 4x13.net world2ch.org all decided to meet up and have a discussion.

https://i.imgur.com/rk767SM.png

"This goatfinger, it's a shit board." World2ch took a long draw from hyr cigar, savored the smoke, then exhaled decisively. "Boys, it's time we give it a taste of it's own medicine."

26ch gasped. "But, but sir! What has goatfinger done?" 4x13, trembling with excitement, let out an autistic shriek. World2ch looked them both in the eye and continued speaking. "On April 2nd, we attack. Goatfinger is a piece of garbage that should not exist. True /prog/gers go to 4taba." 26ch nodded solemnly. "Yes, the shitty textboard that deserves progrider's legacy is https://dis.4ct.org/prog/." The brave textboards called an uber and the rest is history.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 14:04

>>642
Looks more like /g/ or /tech/ if I'm honest

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 19:38

>>637

>drug selling
>the occult
>witchcraft
>drug use
>sodomy

Hey, these aren't bad!

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 20:46

>>644
ebin

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 04:16

One day my mother called me "son of a bitch". I hit her, because no one is allowed to talk shit about my mother, then I hit myself, because no one is allowed to hit my mother, then she hit me, because no one is allowed to hit her son, then she hit herself, because no one is allowed to hit me, then I hit her, because no one is allowed to hit my mother.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 08:18

Anyone who has to juggle perfect grades and Daddy's cummies can't possibly have time for extracurricular interests or an engaging social life. It's the kind of fantasy that makes this picture a lot sadder than it needs to be.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 13:38

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 16:45

If you had eaten that rubbish your tombstone would have read: He searched high and low for a tasty treat, and died from a dollar can of moldy chicken meat :>D

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 17:19

If Sweden had true garbage collection, Muslims would delete themselves upon immigration.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 18:41

We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 04:09

Look I didn't crawl out of bed to talk about fucking necromorphs and this is probably the wrong channel for it

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 18:58

>>642
What the fuck.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 21:16

Free speech means people can call you on your bullshit

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 01:52

I'm personally all about the anime girls. Recently, in order to come closer to Chihaya-chan, I've started dancing around naked doing Chi-chan's routines. I feel really pretty when I'm dancing and masturbating while doing an idol's routine. At that time I feel I can really empathize with Chihaya and the pleasure it gives me gets me off like nothing else.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 11:07

Avoid nestle: go shop at walmart

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 19:41

Diversity doesn't sell for obvious reasons. Blacks don't read very much. Hispanics don't read very much. Asians read, but not as much as whites do. And whites like to read about blacks and Hispanics and Asians even less than Asians and blacks and Hispanics like to read about whites.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 10:14

Incest, monster erotica, and the Federal Unemployment Tax Act? Thatfs an insta-buy for me.

Two stepsisters in their neighborfs futa lair? Another insta-buy. Thank you, gCustomers Who Bought This Also Bought.h

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 15:19

thats a devil girl from a hentai I watched. she grows a dick too!

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 01:48

well, if the auto-translate is correct, tamiflu caused the end of the world and an apple pig was responsible

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 02:09

A lesson from an Attending, but it has to be shared:

When writing up notes on a patient don't describe wounds or anything else that is pus-like
as p-u-s-s-y

please describe instead as purulent

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 02:13

And please watch how you document relationships --- you can cause an attending to spit a drink through their nose when you write,"patient has been in a long term (2 month) relationship with her Baby-Daddy and states..."

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 19:44

Seriously, this has been gnawing at me for 20 years. Does the
"Quylthulg" have any kind of history, or did the Moria creators simply
pull it out of their... imaginations?

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8622 22:55

It's ironic how a game about breaking the bonds of slavery is so restrictive and oppressive

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 01:26

Unattainable timeline with a technology you're not comfortable with while you deal with unhelpful management. This sounds like an excellent preparation for the real world of programming. I commend them.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 07:52

garbage shock doujin with no artistic merit

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 13:34

I don't know the science behind it but every time I put on my shades and walk down the street this song plays and random black dudes slap me five

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 19:29

Clearly wrong. you keep asking my rating every time I open and force me to rate it very annoying leave me alone

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8623 20:37

If people didn't reinvent the wheel, we'd still be driving around like Fred Flintstone.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8624 07:58

Tell my wife I love her and that I love the concept of transverse catapults on carrier hangar decks.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8624 23:20

another solid gold video, Larry. thank you. I'd sell my first born for your patreon but I don't have a kid yet and it would probably be ugly as fuck.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8625 08:45

I'm a postdoc in the Humanities and I'm 100% convinced women actually have no souls. They are not capable of anything that can be called literature or philosophy, except in instances so vanishingly rare that they can be better explained by freak accident or sheer imitation.

It freaks me out. Having to work with them and watch them try to create things is like starring on a cooking show alongside a dog, and the dog just barks and breaks shit, but everyone claps as if he's cooking too. It's just a dog. It's not cooking. It's not doing anything. But everyone is clapping, so you clap too, because you don't want to be the one to say it.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8626 11:11

This is fucking ridiculous. Today marks the third day the archive has failed to load at all. Don't bother running an archive if you shirk responsibility for the upkeep on a normal basis. I beseech you to hand the reins over to one more competent than yourself (read:just about anyone). Also, don't reply, as I won't even bother reading your pithy remarks. Fuck you.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 19:29

That said, I think Hitler would've been a lot nicer if someone had just high-fived him back.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8627 22:48

At first you lull yourself into the simple but fun Doom 2 replica, play through a few maps, think the WAD is fun and then ANAL FUCK TO THE FACE HAPPENS!

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8628 17:52

I would be too embarrassed to say things like that during sex.

I have sex like a gay Amish person.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8628 19:00

But jesus has no FEATS. So no thanks. Satan, Satamael and many demons are just BEYOND him.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8628 21:20

actually jesus had believer's hands and rank 1 animal affinity

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8629 21:33

Dont bring a girl to a man fight.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 03:41

I did a quick test and on my 64-bit linux box. gmtime and localtime max out in the year 2147483647 (with the next second after giving -2147483648 as the year). So to get much past 55 bits of time somebody will have to update the output routine to use a 64-bit int for the year instead of an unsigned 32-bit int. Hopefully somebody will take care of that bug sometime in the next couple billion years.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 12:03

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the commons? I thought not. It's not a story the Fisherman's Guild would tell you.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8631 18:13

Bullshit, I once disabled my internet for a couple of days.

Just laid on the couch all day and did nothing.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 14:49

"Do not tremble, I have no patience for cowards!"
Then he dies in two hits. Why is it that in these types of games the weakest enemy mooks are always the most arrogant and belt-hitching?

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 17:16

>>680
That node file bug should never have happened.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 19:47

and you have a marketable skill. there's no freelance jobs in shitposting or making the fucking drums go dananananaananana

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 22:00

>>680
Node should never have happened.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 23:07

You seriously need to reconsider your worth as a human being if you believe the Madela effect could be real, you're obviously having image issues and cant come to terms about being fucking retarded.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8633 19:49

>>686
Well yeah, that too

nice post number tho

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 20:54

I like pot-bellied man-boobed Cpt America much more than that cheesy Marvel version.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8634 22:32

aaahahahahahahahah they should make individual Stooge movies, setting up Curly, Larry, and Moe's tragic backstories before the big teamup film

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 03:40

>buy juicero
>Turns out its fucking shit
>Install gentoo on it and order 1$ juice bags from aliexpress
>Alarm goes off and makes my chink mango juice for me as i wake up
>Just as i take a sip of my chinese heavy metal juice hear a loud bang
>Juicero commandos break into my house, kill my wifes son and dog, then arrest me
>Charged with copyright terrorism and sent to guantamano
>Forced to program windows 10 apps from ipad until i die

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 04:14

How did those barons on e2m8 get torn apart like that and why did that happen?
  • "Yo cyberdumbass, that annoying marine-gayrine is coming to rape you're bootyass lol"
  • "How dare you speak to your master in such a filthy manner?"
  • "coz ur fgt lol"

The rest is history.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8635 15:07

He died the day I got married. I suppose I did too, in a way.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8636 19:43

Yeah they're gonna shove a dildo up their ass and cry about their inferiority complex

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8636 20:04

seizing the means of production one $5 cup of coffee at a time

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8637 16:41

So the lesson of this video is to not eat radioactive materials, because it basically kill you. This should be taught in schools more often.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 20:47

that is a ginue pig

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8638 21:07

in Soviet Russia Richard Gere goes up arse of gerbal

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8639 00:04

"Frodo,we need to speak..." Galadrial limped with difficulty toward the hobbit,adrift in his own thoughts.
"Yes,my Lady. I know what you're going to say:the Burden is heavy,but I need not shoulder it alone. I-"
"No,Frodo," she interrupted. "Although true,there are other things to consider. Your companions-" The rhythmic stutter to her voice was present,but hardly noticed by the hobbit. He interjects,"Pippin and Merry I can trust with my life,surely you can't object to their coming!"
She steadies herself before answering. "No,I have no fear for them but its-"
Frodo loks at her,gently vibrating with a solid pulse."Boromir?" She shakes her head. "Its...Gimli,Frodo."
He stares,shocked. "You don't trust him?",but she just smiled.
"I do. It's just that he won't stop humping my leg." Both looked down beyond the Mirror,the top of a hairy head bouncing and grunting. "You know him better than we of Lothlorien. Is there some charm to impell him? Some crowbar handy?"
Frodo doesn't answer at first. Then with a meek and longing look,whispers,"Can I have the other leg?"
Long was the silence at Galadrial's Mirror.If you don't count the grunting.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8640 06:42

Are there any other shows where God is a legitimate character on the show yet the MC still manages to somehow tip the worlds largest fedora and refuse it's existence?

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