walk into the church like what up I got an attache case full of eggs
It's never good to have an enemy combatant in charge of your military.
My ancestors pillaged what they could and raped every Arjuhn pure blooded German woman before marching into Berlin, where they went insane from all the gore of cutting up pure blooded arjuhns and throwing their heads and arms around for fun. One of them got shot by his own commander.
I know, ukrainians are scum, i see it today.
But no matter what you do, what you say or what picture you post about ww2, no matter how edgy your support for nadzis and all that bullshit you jack off to, know that they got carved up in front of their children in the end, by the same scum they went to exterminate.
Thats your fucking national socialist germany, that right there, in the rubble, fire and screaming where the savages from the east are hacking your heroes with spades and hitting children with the severed hand that was their fathers.
You never learn anything from that war, you fail to because you dont like the truth. You just like your illusions, your role playing and anime. Thats all you are. Its pathetic
>raped-expression
probably this is a point? Sex should be kinda violence but Gaijins are so depressed that they regard sex as sports or something. education problem? gender equality is a joke.
Im shitting in the void and they void smells like shit back. I cant smell but i can assume. Though can a void smell? Is that a thing they do
paedophilia and Satanism are the cement that hold the establishment control structure together in every country,
and these enationalf networks connect together to form
a global network of paedophiles and Satanists all watching each othersf backs c..h
As much as having another career politician at the helm could probably actually be beneficial, I can at least console myself that this time could lead to something new. Not better, just new.
i am hoping to get an anime girl pregnant
If Squidward had his own spinoff show it would be exactly like Frasier.
Simone Weil was the only women I've ever thought was truly brilliant, but Jews aren't exactly sexually dimorphic.
Anyone else think it's be a great idea if heavy swords can be used as hover boards for fast travel in the game?
The whole no trousers tube ride thing just screams of exhibitionism and it's a bit weird and I've walked through london dressed in a skirt
When I used to work as a cashier one day this skinhead looking dude came in and the total for all of his stuff with tax was $14.88. I was trying my best not to laugh at the funny number when he gave me a creepy smile and seemed really excited about it. He said "1488, brother" saying "brother" an awful lot like the marines in this mod. He really wanted to shake my hand. Cool mod, IMO.
The thing about these random bombings in Western Europe is they're all so derivative. It all blends in to a single hazy experience. Islam is wading into Star Wars territory now. Can't they do anything new? Is it going to be the same blockbuster every year? They need to change their tactics, because this is getting so stale. We've had bombs, we've had nightclub shootings, how about something fresh? Stop lighting that fuse, Abu, and start lighting our imaginations.
He should have killed gang bangers, then he'd be a folkloric hero.
Shooting church ladies - the survivors and relatives even fucking went around and forgave him... a PR disaster to say the least.
A well deserved death sentence. It's like deciding to shoot bankers and instead of barging into the offices of Goldman Sachs executives, you go to some local non-profit Credit Union in the middle of nowhere and shoot a 19-year old receptionist to death.
I watched the first Long Rider episode and damn it was generic as fuck, it's an exact copy of K-On! but with bikes instead of music instruments.
How you can identify a K-On! clone?
1) Girl sees an object
2) She thinks the object is cool and want to try it out
3) Goes to buy that object
4) Takes the object home and gives it a nickname
5) MC has an imouto a year younger than her
6) At first she sucks balls but then she gets really gud
7) Generic black haired girl with cool personality
8) Generic rich ojousama girl
9) Generic autistic and annoying kouhai
10) Generic tomboy
11) Generic teacher that used to do the same thing as the MC
Fuck this shit.
HELP I CANT TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
IM USING A JAPANESE KEYBOARD AND I CANNOT TAKE CAPS LOCK OFF, MY MOM GOT MAD AT ME BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS SHOUTING AT HER WHEN WE WERE CHATTING ON FACEBOOK, AND MY DAD DELETED ME FROM HIS MYSPACE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS ALSO SHOUTING AT HIM
Help I'm still running in the 90s and it's 2016
"Eggsy" redirects here. For the member of the Welsh rap group, see Goldie Lookin Chain.
Cuck beta tryin to act like he isnt anything other than that. ran off when he saw i was back in thread.
THERE COULD BE SHORT PLUMBERS IN NYC RIGHT NOW
i always ask them if they are having an abortion first because it was awkward that one time i was like look heres your baby and heres his heart beating and she was like ok can you take it out of me
another installment of my foot in your ass
Up to this day we watch a skinny dude representing spring and summer beat the shit out of a fat faggot representing winter, screaming "winter winter get the fuck out of my yard" while burning a make-shift woman on a pyre.
I read that story, apparently the roommate saw him fucking the dog through a hole that he'd punched through the door at some point prior.
In olden times he would have probably been a berserker and taken his sexual rage out on villagers. Modern society was not intended for such creatures.
Could my lecturers please stop calling algorithms "cute"
I feel kind of gay watching this one. Are you guys sure it is a trap? I dont want to jerk off to a dick that is attached to a male.
The pornographic video game "Custer's Revenge" generated many gang rapes of Native American women.
Leather armor and swords are the guns and weed of throat singing
When a Lion say "Good morning" it doesn't speak English, it is parroting English, it heard a parrot saying "Good morning" it is trying to make the same sounds ;-) And imagine a warm wiggling on the sand wrote "Good morning" when you saw it, would you say "Warm writing in English" ??!! ;-)
during speech where he says the people will rule the country, the establishment will be crushed, wealth will go back to the citizens, Trump reaffirms his strong belief in Leninism
Weak showing from the protesters. There was a stark difference between the level of attractiveness between Trump supporters and their goblin counterparts. I saw some of the ugliest people this side of a western Massachusetts Wal-Mart there to protest the ascension of our God-Emperor.
(captcha was "pegable")
It is a protective casing. His penis will be safe there.
I fail to see why these androgynous lard sacks are so hysterical. Blue hair dye will still be on the shelves at CVS, horn-rimmed problem glasses will still be available at Hour Eyes, and they are still perfectly free to insert things into their rectums.
So whatfs the problem?
Nothing says "Take me seriously and lets discuss things" quite like a vagina costume.
>>441
I once received a photo of a screen (taken by someone in the support department) displaying an error message from a program running within an RDP session.
I also once received a PDF scan of a print-out of a Word document containing a screenshot of an error.
I printed them both out and stuck them to the wall.
One of the only bands to really get harmonies.
>What about polygons who donft identify as their shape?
If youfre being genuine, then the answer is this: you canft really choose your racial identity, at least not in a social sense (have people see you/treat you as that identity). Ifm white, I cannot identify as Black. Like, I can say the words gI identify as Blackh, but Ifm not really doing anything meaningful of the sort. Similarly, a Black woman canft identify as non-black and suddenly have the world open up to her.
If you are making a gbut why canft I identify as <gender-i-perceive-as-made-up-or-inconsistent>h gjokeh, then thatfs transphobic. Trust me, Ifd know.
I'm offering free breast exams today for woman's movement
Homura is super hot. I might disagree with Anon (I am not a rapist), but she's so pretty I doubt I could resist at least kissing her.
me: can i have the BIGGEST Big Mac value meal
mcdonalds cashier: cNO
this bitch is literally occupying half the space sitting on a King size bed, bitch is so fat she can't sit upstraight, this bitch-mattress is a legit 9-1 matchup while butthurt braindead fks in the comments swear she's beautiful and there's nothing wrong with her. shits crazy
I'm not sure if femboy nipples fit the R-18 criteria but I'll mark is as such either way.
Yay XD Shinobu! I was just thinking about cumming on my Shinobu figure too! More Love Hina girls! Thanks!
lol no. men are objectively prettier than women in all circumstances. estrogen is basically poison and just makes people ugly.
وش فيك من امس حاسده على فلوسه 😂😂😂💔
And the truly ironic thing is that, if they're being "white genocided" by coloured people taking all the women, would it not be them that are the cucks?
my school never said that I can't shop for guns at school.
>This protest is just like the Boston Tea Party!
You mean the event where a group of colonists deliberately entered a merchant ship at a time when they knew there would be as few people in danger as possible, escorted the British crew off the ship unharmed and released them, dumped a small quantity of tea into the harbor (while leaving the majority untouched as their goal was not to cause wanton property damage), didn't take anything from the ship except for one man who was caught stuffing tea into his pockets and as a result was stripped naked and told to walk home in the cold alone, promptly paid for all the damages done to the cargo, and left a coherent set of requests that basically ammounted to "please don't force us to buy tea from a monopoly controlled by the crown. We'd like to choose who to buy tea from."
Yeah, that's totally equivalent to a group of violent thugs smashing windows, burning random shit in massive bonfires, attacking random people, and screaming for people to beat someone senseless just for happening to drive by the protest. It's totally equivalent to a mob burning down half a city and looting liquor stores and then demanding that other people pay to fix the damage and oh they'd better do it soon because it's almost the holidays and they'd like to have a new house. It's totally equivalent to calling for people to be beaten and killed for the crime of not supporting your ideology whole-heartedly and demanding that all white people pay a tax because of something they never did. And I'm sure these protestors won't fail to pony up enough money to pay for the damages they caused, because we wouldn't want to deviate from what the Founding Fathers did, now would we?
Truly, the resemblance is uncanny.
Sorry to break it to you, but you've been in an alt-right hugbox. Every side has one. Just as every side has hypocrites, liars, idiots, extremists, and intellectuals. I go to my hugboxes to check the news, but I always check other opposing hugboxes like /r/the_donald. Unsurprisingly, both have very extreme views of current events (e.g. trump is a terrible monster who killed a child vs. I'm crying because trump loves our country so much that he honored a fallen soldier), and I always come up with a more reasonable view of what happened (e.g. war happens, soldiers and civilians die, it doesn't mean much to honor a dead soldier). I don't care what side you are. Don't make the other sides the enemy, or else you can never have a reasonable view of what is going on.
>>473
Whoa, it's hard to believe that Crown's tea would be so shitty. I mean, Brits know - or at least used to know - the value of great tea after all.
It's almost like the story is telling us something about American tastes even back in the day...
If your friends think you're being "cheap," you're probably doing something right.
Reminds me of potato.printing I did at primary school. Only that was for my mum, not a 💩 rag that libels the dead.
Joke so dark it can't drink at certain fountains.
captain america 2 predicted america's current political state Bye
These will continue to melt down for the next 20, 000 years. There was MOX fuel in reactor four, that contains plutonium which is called "the planet killer" because it kills everything it touches, over and over again for thousands and thousands of years. Man was never going to contain this with current technology. And yes, Japan is dead. They've already started building "new Japan" in India. Its very possible that this is what killed Heather...I can't prove it, but it would explain why a perfectly healthy woman suddenly got cancer and nothing touched it except to slow it down slightly. All it would have taken is one imperceptible mote of dust.
Have some KI on hand...more melt downs comming.
dick girls and traps are nowhere near the same sort of being.
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
That's right, those penis jokes were just the setup for that sweet, sweet indeterminacy of translation payoff.
Actually that's a really good derogatory term. Imagine a little old lady walking down the street with her granddaughter and as she passes by a weirdo eating from the trash she whispers ''don't look, honey. He's a friend of the elves'' .
I dunno man, seems like a pretty simple rule of life. No one is perfect, yeah? Everyone has shitty features you wish they wouldn't have, even you. One of my best friends in high school and a bit after was a chronically depressed screamo fan who was also a born-again Christian who thought he had demons inside him. My other best friend was a girl who was a compulsive liar who was kinda bitchy about everything (she also talked a lot over movies, but that was actually amusing at times). Whenever she would come up with some new bullshit story that only served her ego and made her seem much cooler than she was, we would all play along, knowing full well even as high schoolers that she was lying. Pretty much all my friends were kinda awful like this at times. But I loved being around them. The girl would just suck our dick sometimes because it probably did something for her psyche.
The point is, if you wanna get high and fuck Marilyn Monroe in the ass in some 1950s place, then dealing with her shitty parts should be a small trade off. People who demand all their acquaintances be perfectly actualized and continuously self-improving people are people with no friends and also don't get laid.
I'm angry. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES.
Anglo women are like slavic men that is they're very manly aggressive alcoholics with bruises all over their face
I ordered a waffle not Aldrich the Devourer of Gods
Twittted? Whatever, I used that platform for all of half a day before I realized that for most it was just a 140 character tardtrace to the bottom of an intellectual sewer.
Without the first gulf war this game could NEVER have been done...and I for one am SOOOoooo happy it was because it's without question, one of the best games i ever did play.
>Dog-Whistle
If you see somebody linking to Moonman - In Da Klan or posting Ben Garrison comics and you don't realize they might be racist, you must be retarded or ethnic.
GOOGLE: I know precisely what you want, and within a fraction of a second
ME: B-I-S-C-I-U..
GOOGLE: Did you mean BORIS JOHNSON?
apology for bad english
where were u when abbot is death process
Planned Parenthood responded by promising to provide training to its employees on identifying victims of sex-trafficking. A new report shows that this training never happened, except for a workshop billed as such but was really on how to detect undercover video crews.
I wish I was your father so I could beat you senseless and then fuck your mother.