Imagine a car Hitler. I think Hitler would be a volkswagen if he was a car
Needn't ignore his full name: Kneel gay man.
Think of it as a whole-country fat camp.
Genetically modified monkeys have a more rigid aproach to language and lack the linguistic playfullness of humans. So yes, the movie is completely accurate in regards to language.
Because Christianity is tainted by Catholics. Its just like swastika, originally good but later twisted and used by evil.
I am Nordic, and i Think fermented herring smells like shit. how it taste, I don´t know. I don´t eat somthing that smells like it has been eaten Before.
Soon Morrowind will be legal to fuck.
I calm myself down and tell him to chill the fuck out. He laughs. Hysterically. It was at this point that i was done playing nice. im pretty ashamed of myself, but i ended up saying, “you better open your ass up boy, cause your fixing to take all kinds of blue eyes dick.”……Not my proudest moment but this damn kid was talking so much shit.
its [like] a verbal karate between assburgers and retards
Some pixels are not what I'm used to which makes you literally the worst person since Genghis Khan, but apart from that you're a pretty cool guy.
You used a recreation of an unofficial Serbian wartime propaganda song encouraging genocides against Croatian fascists and Turks and the people who watched the physics project will never know LOL XD.
a pessimist sees a dark tunnel, an optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel, a realist sees a freight train, the train operator sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
The Germans documented everything I feel like there'd be some record of someone falling out of a guard tower balls deep in a rottweiler
Have you tried seeing medical help for your cephalorectum syndrome? The high methane content seems to be clouding your ability to gain perspective.
I've honestly not seen a YouTube comment being downthumbered in years. It seems that if anyone has a problem with what someone else says on there, they just call them a homogay for a week and then move on.
Short, bearded, gruff-voiced ladies. There's a niche I'm not sad to see unfilled.
when i was a kid i thought it was "meat hook SOLOMY!" haha oh gee wilicures.
“But,” they ask, “if there is divinity in all languages, where is the divinity in Java?”
Pouring myself another, I drink it slowly. “The lesson is over for today.”
Humans. Aren't. Gogurt. Tubes. Okay?
Channeling Mel Brooks:
Why is diversity like cancer? Di more you have, di-verse it gets.
It's good to see traditional Hungarian curses. I stayed at a farm in Hungary when I was little, and Mihaly, the patriarch had a favorite curse: Isten bassza le a Jeszus Crisztuszt a falrol!!
(Or, May God fuck Jesus Christ off the wall!) My kids, who never learned Hungarian, have my grandkids greeting me with "lofasz a seggedbe" when we talk on the phone. Kids never forget a good curse.
Did you know, not counting IoS, alt-righters, and Commander Keens, there are exactly 17 monster types in the doom 2 bestiary?
you broke the cardinal rule, you touched the poo poo
The one what has a negro in the party.
I was asked by a feminist how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
"men are peepee doodoo"
wrong, motherfucker
men are caca-poopee wee wee
also around first grade I tried to impress girls by telling them that I was from "the planet of flowers" because all girls like flowers, right? they just thought I was weird, of course.
Nothing says "I don't care" like posting "I don't care" unsolicited in the comments section.
>>729 That reminds me of a joke some geeks made. "What is your new years resolution?"
The next geek says something about the resolution of a new computer, a computer upgrade, or a new computer monitor.
>>733
Back in the day, it was 1024x768, and that was a decent resolution!
not gay here but why is there no gay anal gangbang porn? I look on pornhub from time to time when I get bored of watching chicks get anal banged.
>invent fancy beam reflecting paint that happens to be gold
>don't put any of it around the cockpit
I don't think they actually liked him that much.
Yeah but you don't get replies. Trust me I was on here during 9/11 and the only threads that got replies were "I want to fuck that airplane"
Yeah but you don't get replies. Trust me I was on here during 9/11 and the only threads that got replies were "I want to fuck that airplane"
Yeah but you don't get replies. Trust me I was on here during 9/11 and the only threads that got replies were "I want to fuck that airplane"
Yeah but you don't get replies. Trust me I was on here during 9/11 and the only threads that got replies were "I want to fuck that airplane"
(Picks up curry with a cup)
(Drops the cup)
SHIT
my iq tets came bakc positive!1
i awlays get a mcdobule and a mcchcicken and put them togehter!! i hear it's called a mcgangbang!!
In response, I ejaculated a live dwarf that I now keep in my left anus.
Everyone higher on the scoreboard has no life, everyone lower sucks at the game.
I could have taken control of someone's kid, cut their arm off, and eaten it in front of them back in 40.24. I know, I've done this before.
If you are not interesting take the lives of an anime and pretend they are your own.
"Human fingers are in the chili at Wendy's"
"We find the music room and go Rachmaninoff on his ass"
Am I the only one that got that or am I just a music nerd
TOS, TNG and DS9 were the only shows that made me stop for a moment and think that human diversity and communism might be a good thing. A perfect world where everyone is cool to each other, no one has to worry about resources, and work is actually a form of play.
This is why I love the new movies. Everytime one of these horror shows is released that rapes Star Trek, my love for the show weakens more, and so to does those pangs of youthful naivete. Every time I think of Geordie and Rikker and Worf all living in harmony and having a great time, I just need to recall that it's now canon that nu-Spock fucked nu-Uhura. Every time I think of the logic, reason and love of liberty that drove Kirk and Picard in their adventures, I just need to remind myself of nu-Kirk and what an impulsive reckless asshole he is. Everytime I think of the Federation, I just need to remind myself that Vulcan is destroyed and old-Spock went back in time to speak to nu-Spock.
It's great. More of these movies, please.
Am I the only one who thinks that autocorrect has gotten worse over the past few years? I think it's being used as a form of subtle censorship frankly.
[Strangling a hospitalized man] WE'RE GOING FOR THE GOOD ENDING
yes rape meeeeee goreshit
I never realized how much Brian Johnson sounds like a little cartoon goblin until just now. I love it.
Neil's music is like getting raped in the armpit. There's no real point to it and every one in it's vicinity is either uncomfortable, disgusted, intrigued or filled with perverted joy.
Read what you wrote again. It's so retarded. Of course nothing is a crime unless ot her people know about it.
For example if I could somehow manage to stole a million dollars tomorrow from a bank and made a copy of that million dollars and put the original bank in the bank and counterfeit in my basement no crime without anyone noticing then no crime would've been comitted.
Scots are pragmatic, that's why they all leave Scotland.
Ah yes, Disney cable channels... where the cartoons are written better, acted more subtly, and less likely to be plastic in 20 years than the live-action.
Even Trigglypuff could be pressed into service, if we could find a turkey baster.
Decapitation is a part of their rich cultural heritage you bigots.
Yay! I'm a happy bunny!
Avergae Joe 2 lost to Wife Battering Ram.
We are currently out of copies of Erotic Speedcore Coprophilia Cd , trendy 2+3 CDs and more . they will be available again very soon . and hopefully if there is time to make some new merch there will be some clothing etc.
its a nipple insertion fleshlight being sold in a raver fashion shop in camden
Wow i didn’t think i’d find this level of ignorance on a natural living website.
There is something special about imouto buttocks.
I always wonder what these guys' parents must've thought at the time. "No, Dad, I don't want to be a fisherman I WANT TO BE A ZEN MASTER" It sounds like every teenager ever to me, hahaha.
You can seriously injure a goose if you penetrate it. The tissue inside is very thin and if it ruptures, the goose will die within 24 hours. I know from first hand experience.
al-Jazeera English: "Dismantle structural racism! End patriarchy! Black lives matter!"
al-Jazeera Arabic: "In conclusion, all Shia and Alawites are without exception kuffar; they are rafidah which must be cleansed from the earth through jihad, inshallah."
GinjaNinja3218> iceland elections
18<27GinjaNinja3218> vote for your favourite island to become iceland
about a week ago i had a dream that my life was spiraling downward and i was acting out a lot. so my boyfriend (?) in my dream got mad at me and started yelling at me and told me that i was ruining my life and that he expected me to act better. then i started crying and he put his hand on my face and was like i'm sorry. then we went to bed and spooned and then he fucked me.
>>784
He sounds manipulative. A well-dressed gentleman like me would treat you better and stimulate you with some high-IQ conversation. Did I mention, I am an excellent sex-haver? Please consider it.
*Free fruit (Yes that's right, FREE fruit)
Is it bad that I just did the lucky chloe dance in the club
>>788
Wrong. After Stalin's death, there was a massive campaign dismantling his cult of personality. MiG engineers perfected vortex dynamics of MiG-29 thus achieving supermanoeuvrability, i.e. stopping Stalin.
that's sensible. I knew a guy who lost his son in a car accident and he withdrew like a thingin a clamshell
They wouldn't be quite so sad if any of them knew what sex they were.
This.
All women are like daughters to me. I cannot emotionally handle them destroy themselves with things like doing porn, getting tattoos and having sex with beaners. She's lucky that taco man didn't behead her like they all eventually do. If I could just have that woman for 10 minutes I'd give her the spanking of her life. She'd go straight from my house to the nunnery and 10 years later she would thank me.
I don't know directly from any of this, because I am an unlettered redneck with air-cooled teeth and a net worth in the middle four figures.
>>795 This applies to pretty much the entire thread! At least I hope so, sometimes I think "I hope they're posting this in ridicule and not as a flag to wave, because that would be embarrassing"
They are a bit of Bionic Commando crossed with Call of Duty, and the story is what would happen if Doom-Guy invaded the world of Kirby, but not before turning into Sonic the Hedgehog.
Look, if you weren’t on the Day One Hype Train for Bubsy, you were probably never going to be on that train.
You're a retard.
You're fundamentally misunderstanding the line you quoted and responding to something I never said.
What you said is incoherent in reply to what you quoted.
You think I said I said.. what? That I can keep abstaining from orgasm for a while after cumming already? Which you then agreed with? After calling me "full of shit"? What the fuck are you even trying to say?
You're also wrong! The more I cum, the easier I cum, and the more intensely I cum, but the briefer it is. A LONG refractory period produces the numb dick you're talking about. A SHORT refractory period can easily get it up and cum again with little delay.
After 3 orgasms, I can still fuck. And it's super intense because my dick is super sensitive, and I CAN blow after just 10 minutes, and it will be a higher peak than my previous 3 orgasms, but it will be very brief, rather than a nice, long, 10-20 second series of contractions. Instead it will be a flutter of 5 quick contractions in 5 seconds.
My point was that I can go for an hour, cum, then still be good to go for another round. And another. And usually another 1 or 2. And if you give me an hour or two to rest and maybe refuel I can even go a few more times ad infinitum. I've gone to weekend sex parties and racked up 30 orgasms in 2 days.